Liangmian Sunuo couldn't help but reply: "Look at yourself in the mirror and see how you look! Ugly!"
Cute Duck: [Yo yo yo, silly* is starting to get anxious. I haven’t said that you are a**, you are like a**, you are also talking**, it is simply &*%...】
The cute duck started outputting like a machine gun like a machine gun, but in the eyes of everyone who couldn't understand the duck's call, it was a different scene.
Liang Miansu Nuo started to attack YaYa out of nowhere. After he finished speaking, the lovely YaYa's voice became shorter and sadder, and his big round eyes became more watery, and even his eyelashes trembled rapidly, like Like crying.
Little Youren hugged the cute duck into his arms sadly.
Polygonum cuspidatum clapped his hand on the mouth expressionlessly: "Liang Mian Su Nuo, don't go too far! It's obviously so cute, why do you say that?!"
Then he turned to comfort Xiao Youren and the cute duck in his arms: "Don't worry, this guy has never had any qualities. Speaking of which... he seems to be a curse master from thousands of years ago. He probably didn't learn it at that time. ?”
Cute Duck: [It turns out that stupid* is still illiterate for a thousand years, no wonder. No need to thank me if I burn a textbook for you next time. 】
Two-sided Su Nuo:? ? ?
He has no quality. Do you want to hear who has no quality?
Wait, this duck... seems to be a double-crossed person, right?
He always feels like scolding himself...
Liang Mian Su Nuo fell into deep thought, Liang Mian Su Nuo was in a dilemma, and Liang Mian Su Nuo immediately closed herself off.
Finally he closed his door with a bang and returned to the body of Knotweed, deciding to see out of sight.
After Liangmian Sunuo was blasted away by Yaya's high output, the topic returned to the previous topic.
However, the scene was quite chaotic, because there was a heated debate between the Knotweed Naohbi and the Chanyuan Naohbi as to whether he was the second son of the Knotweed family, and Gojo Satoru also joined in the fun with great interest.
Gojo Satoru began to add gunpowder to the stove: "Hey, old man, isn't this great? After you have a new father, you are no longer an orphan."
Veins burst out from the forehead of the person directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan: "Five! Articles! Enlightenment!"
He stretched out his hand to grab this white-haired man who didn't know how to respect the elderly and care for the young, but he was stopped by a stick in the middle. It was Li Mei holding a mop.
Rimei-chan narrowed her eyes dangerously: "What are you going to do to Dundun?"
The people directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan were stunned for a moment: "Who is Dundun?"
Rimei-chan tapped Gojo Satoru with her thumb: "His other name. Let me tell you now, if you dare to touch him, you will violate the animal protection law!"
Direct neighbor of the Zen Yuan: "...animal protection law?"
Zenyuan Maki, who was watching from the side, turned around and asked Kugizaki Wild Rose: "Isn't the Animal Protection Law designed to protect animals? What does this have to do with it?"
Fushiguro Megumi was thinking: "Just now, my sister called Gojo-sensei Tonton. Could it be that in their world, something happened between Gojo-sensei and Knotweed?"
Gojo Satoru also discovered this: "By the way, Jay, in your world. You are Hisahito's nephew, so what is the relationship between Hisahito and I? Are they your classmates?"
Xia Youjie's expression was a bit awkward: "This..."
Rime turned her head and looked at Gojo Satoru very seriously: "It's a family pet."
Gojo Satoru:? ? ?
He originally thought that Youjie and the Polygonum Strawberry family could serve as a warning, and that he was probably a relative of the Polygonum Leaf family. But now his relatives were not mixed in, and he had become a pet? !
He subconsciously looked at Xia Youjie and found that the latter turned away guiltily after meeting his gaze.
It's actually true.
Gojo Satoru fell into deep thought. He remembered that Jie had said that he was "squatting at home" in another world. Could it be that he didn't mean "squatting at home" but "being a pet"?
In Gojo Satoru's mind, another image of himself sitting on a ball appeared in his mind, and he fell into silence for the first time.
Li Mei's eyes showed nostalgia: "When I adopted you, you were not very tall. Later, I made food for you every day, and you grew up little by little. Speaking of which, I even bought you some enrichment products. The cat climbs the frame, but when you grow up, you don’t want to go there and play with a ball in the recreation room every day.”
Li Mei can proudly declare that he is the person who cares most about raising Dundun in their family!
Gojo Satoru: ...There’s no need to go into detail.
"A teacher who looks like a pet, I think you can imagine what it looks like just by imagining it."
"Kugizaki, you are too loud and will be heard."
"I have to share this kind of interesting news with Panda and the others."
"Maki-senpai..."
Hearing the whispers of his students, Gojo Satoru turned around and looked at Maki, Kugisaki and Fushiguro Megumi who were gathered together. He raised his thumbs and showed a sunny smile: "It seems that everyone is very interested in being pets. If you’re interested, how about letting everyone pretend to be pets during the high school class tomorrow? I’ll buy cat food and dog food tonight!”
Students:? ? ?
Naohito of the Zen Yuan flicked his beard, and with Gojo Satoru in front of him, he suddenly felt that being the second son was already quite good. Facts have proved that happiness comes from comparison.
He took this opportunity to reply: "Gojo Satoru, don't be so angry. Isn't this good? After becoming a pet, you will have a family."
He originally thought that Gojo Satoru would choke on him, but Gojo Satoru put his finger on his cheek and said in a deliberately cute tone: "Huh? I think so too. After all, this way I don't have to be busy exorcising the cursed spirits every day. You can do whatever you want, and there’s someone to take care of me, right?”
People directly adjacent to the Zen Yuan:...
This is so shameless! ! !
Xia Youjie had no choice but to change the subject: "Okay, okay, there are a few more that I haven't introduced yet. These three are my three uncles, Suosuo, Youren and Lianyo."
Suosuo pretended to be an ordinary introverted child; Hishito nodded reservedly; Reiyo greeted her with "Good evening" as usual.
"So, they are all my younger brothers...and Polygonum cuspidatum Hishito is also my younger brother?!" In the cage, Zhang Xiang, who had been silent all this time, finally came to his senses.
Xiao Youren ran over, grabbed the hand of Zhangxiang with one hand, and the hand of the knotweed with the other, and folded their hands together. Finally, he folded his hands over them.
If we hold hands successfully, we are brothers!
Xiao Youren puffed up his chest.
Forced to hold hands with Zhang Xiang, Hu Zhi was confused: "I can't possibly have a brother with a curse, right?"
"It's true." Xia Youjie said seriously, "Shangxiang is the son of your mother and her ex-husband."
Swelling & Polygonum cuspidatum:?
Huzhang looked at Kaori Kang.
This was actually the first time he saw his mother and father. Due to the fact that he had no experience of getting along with each other as children, even if he saw them, Hu Zhi was far from as excited as when he saw his grandfather.
He opened his mouth, but couldn't say the word "Mom". In the end, he had to say sincerely: "You are very powerful." You can actually give birth to a cursed spirit!
Kaori Sono:……
Fushiguro, who was listening in: "Japanese knotweed..."
Kugisaki: "I just believed it."
However, Zhang Xiang looked at Xia Youcong, with anger burning in his eyes: "You actually tricked me into killing my brother!" He raised his hand, and a line of blood burst out from his fingertips, stabbing Xia Youcong.
The bright red thread slapped onto the wall, leaving only a prison gate where Xia Youcong had been.
Xia Youheng, who shouted "close the door" in time and locked himself in the prison gate, breathed a sigh of relief. Without the ability to use the spell, he had no choice but to lock himself in to avoid the blood piercing.
Zhang Xiang was furious: "This guy!"
Gojo Satoru bent down and picked up the prison gate. Xia Youjie saw this action and asked: "What are you going to do? The person occupying my body is most likely the mastermind behind it."
Gojo Satoru thought for a while: "Just find time to tie it to a rocket and throw it out of the earth."
Suosuo and Kaori Kang, who were listening in, silently lit a candle for themselves in the parallel world.
He put the prison gate away: "By the way, you shouldn't be able to go back now, right?"
Xia Youjie sighed: "Indeed, more and more people are coming now."
Gojo Satoru hooked his neck: "Don't worry, this pet will adopt all of you. Let's go visit the future high school first..."
"Didi Didi"
A sudden sound interrupted Gojo Satoru, and everyone followed the sound and saw that it was the shikigami machine hanging around Xiao Yourito's neck. It was like a projector, projecting a door in the air. Above the door is written "Go Home Portal", and there is a 10-minute countdown next to it.
"Great." Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed his shoulders slightly.
Noticing this, Gojo Satoru silently took his hand back.
"I'm afraid I won't have the chance to visit your junior high school." Xia Youjie was actually a little regretful. He immediately remembered another thing, "By the way, what did you say you wanted to ask me before? I was beaten by Grandpa Chanyuan at that time. Broken.”
What were you going to ask then? What he wanted to ask at that time was whether Jie could stay here instead of going back...
Gojo Satoru put the blindfold back on. But he didn't say these words, because he found out from his performance just now that Jie would not agree.
Because in that world, there are not so many curse spirits that threaten the life of the conjurer.
Because in that world, Jay didn't have to keep eating cursed jade that tasted like vomit rags.
Because in that world, Jay has a complete and happy family.
What a jealous place.
He looked at Xia Youjie, who was looking at him doubtfully and with a childish face, and took out a roll of cloth from his pocket and handed it over.
"These are... Liangmian Sunuo's fingers?" Xia Youjie opened the cloth and saw ten fingers.
"What I wanted to ask before was if you could take these fingers away." Gojo Satoru's tone was as natural as ever, "This is what I found from the volcano-headed curse spirit that I exorcised. The fingers cannot be destroyed. . But before, I saw you fleshed Liang Miansu Nuo into a duck, and I was wondering if you had a way to deal with the fingers. Moreover, if you take the fingers out of the world, there will be ten fingers missing. It is impossible for Nuo to be resurrected.”
Xia Youjie actually didn't know how his finger turned into a duck, but he still took it away: "Leave it to me."
"Well, goodbye, Jie." Gojo Satoru raised the corner of his mouth and waved to him, "What a pity. If I had known that Jie was coming, I would definitely give you the teaching materials I compiled. This is something I spent a lot of effort on. What about the written lesson plans?" Xia Youjie was also a little regretful, but more of it was admiration: "As expected of Wu, I didn't expect you to be able to write teaching materials."
"Who makes me the most popular and reliable teacher in the high school!" Gojo Satoru said with a smile. He watched Xia Youjie disappear through the door, and the corners of his mouth lowered.
Goodbye, Jay.
"Teacher Gojo knows how to compile textbooks..." Zenyuan Maki's voice came from the side, "How do I remember? Those were all compiled by the principal, right?"
Megumi Fushiguro: "The most reliable and popular teacher?"
Kugisaki: "You are obviously the most arrogant, right?"
"Hey, don't I shine in your eyes at all?" Gojo Satoru put on a smile and covered his chest, looking like he was greatly shocked.
After joking with the students for a while, Gojo Satoru saw Hisahito standing there blankly out of the corner of his eye, and walked over: "Hisuhito, why don't you leave with your grandfather? Did he ask you before he left? ”
"Yeah." Hu Zhi nodded, his eyes still staring at the position of the door just now. At this moment, there was only a piece of air left there. He scratched his head and looked at Gojo Satoru and his contemporaries, "I really want to leave. However, teachers and friends are here, and I don't want to leave you behind. More importantly, if I leave, who will How about visiting grandpa’s grave?”
He said with a silly smile: "Teacher Gojo also thinks my decision is stupid, right, but that's how I think. Just treat it as a beautiful dream, right?"
"Dream?" Gojo Satoru murmured these two words in a low voice. Indeed, it seemed like an absurd and beautiful dream. He slapped the knotweed on the shoulder, "Okay, let's get back to business."
Seeing Gojo Satoru's voice becoming solemn, everyone also became serious. Then, I heard Gojo Satoru say: "Now it's time to think about what pets everyone will play!"
Everyone: ...You still worry about this matter!
……
Shibuya was subsequently taken over by the staff of the window, and the magicians went back to their respective homes. As for the sage, Satoru Gojo brought him back to the high school.
Time gradually passed, and Hirohito returned to his usual boring and noisy daily life in a high school. He never mentioned that night in Shibuya to anyone again. Perhaps it was like what he and Gojo Satoru said at the time, treating it as a beautiful dream. Although he regretted it after waking up, he would occasionally take it out to reflect on it.
Until New Year's Day.
Hisuhito, who was celebrating the holidays in a high school, woke up and found an extra paper box on his desk with the words "Special Luck Across Time and Space" written on it.
He opened the carton in confusion and found a bowl of soba noodles decorated with shrimp. There is also a letter next to it, which reads [Personally signed by my grandson Youren].
This is……? A flame called "expectation" faintly burned in the heart of Knotweed Hisahito.
He opened the letter.
【To Hisato:
How have you been lately? I left in such a hurry that I didn’t have time to say many things. I have been thinking about you since I got home.
At first I thought I would never see you again, but then I heard that the accident was caused by the eldest son of our neighbor Saiki's family (his name is Saiki Kōsuke, a doctoral student at Cambridge, a very talented child) , I don’t know if you in this world have heard of it). He came to us a few days ago and said that he had built a machine that can deliver things here. So I asked him to deliver this letter and some food. I don’t know if you have received it.
If you receive it, remember to write a reply to Grandpa. Just put the reply on the slate at the bottom of the box. It is said that it will come back automatically. I don't understand the principle.
As for the soba noodles, they are made by Rume. Because when Suo Suo and their birthdays were celebrated, it was Halloween at your place. So, I calculated the time. It should be New Year at your place, Hisuhito, right? Eat soba noodles during Chinese New Year! Saiki Kongsuke said that the food will not go bad when delivered, but if it goes rancid, you must not eat it! If the soba noodles are delivered successfully and are not bad, then I can send you food every day. Everyone likes the food made by Rimei, so Hisuhito must also eat it.
Speaking of which, I was recently...】
The letter was very long, and most of it contained rambling family matters. It was these plain contents that made Yourito's nose sore.
He seemed to see his grandfather carefully smoothing out the wrinkles on the paper under the light, holding a pen and concentrating on writing a letter word for word; he seemed to see his grandfather carefully putting the soba noodles into the bowl, closing the lid, and carefully Put it in the box.
Grandpa...
Although it was just words, he could hear his grandfather speaking in his ear.
Yourito blinked and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes. He carefully folded the letter and placed it heavily in a separate box. Finally, he returned to his chair.
"I'm starting." He clasped his hands together, picked up the chopsticks and started eating noodles.
tasty!
Yourhito's eyes lit up.
——
In another apartment in Tokyo, Gojo Satoru also had a cardboard box exactly like Hisahito's in front of him, except that he only had a letter in his hand.
He held his chin, opened the letter, and said to himself: "Look what Jay wrote to me... Huh? Isn't this too short?"
【Enlightenment:
How are you doing recently? My name is Jie. I can write to you across time and space. Just put a slate in my reply. The fingers have been processed and turned into the degraded form of the second uncle duck, a duck egg, which is very safe. Finally, Happy New Year. 】
Gojo Satoru:? ? ?
No, this is too short?
Different from the pieces of paper written by Hisuhito, the letter in Gojo Satoru's hand only had one piece of paper, with a few words on it and a lot of blank space.
He turned over and over unbelievingly, and finally found a line of small words written with a gray pen that was not very vivid on the back of the letter paper: "The letter is very short, because whenever I write a letter, Satoru will make trouble next to me. Can I ask why?" ”
Gojo Satoru:......
It's all his own fault in the parallel world that Jie's letter to him was so short!
——
Late at night, in Hisuhito's bedroom, a transparent pink-haired child walked through the wall. It was Reio.
He looked around, picked up the reply letter placed on the stone slab, put it in his arms, and left through the wall again. In mid-air, he reunited with his little friend Kusuo Saiki.
Kusuo Saiki handed Reio the reply from Gojo Satoru with an expressionless face: "Hey, we won't have to send things back and forth every day, right?"
Yes, the so-called express delivery across time and space actually relies on the human flesh of Reio and Kusuo Saiki. Saiki Kongsuke is just an excuse to declare to the outside world.
Lian Yang shook his head: "When I finish filling up the other holes in this space-time first, and leave a hole that can be used to transfer items, I can make a portal to transfer items back and forth. It won't be so troublesome."
Saiki Kusuo: "Your family has almost woven the world through a sieve."
Lian Yang was also aggrieved: "I didn't expect that my second brother would call me over at the end."
When he was in Shibuya, he was planning to let the Knotweed family stay in this world for a while, but Saiki Kusuo contacted him urgently. This world was full of holes because too many people passed through it. If this continued, the world would collapse. Therefore, Reiyo had no choice but to set up a countdown portal to send everyone back first, and then he would fill the holes bit by bit caused by his family's time travel.
Saiki Kusuo: "Then why didn't you wait for the portal to be completed?" Going back and forth every day is very tiring!
Reio: "Because grandpa has been talking about Hisuhito here."
Saiki Kusuo:......
Okay, suddenly I can't refute it.
Reio understands her partner's preferences very well: "I will give you three more coffee jelly every day."
Saiki Kusuo: "The coffee tastes stronger." Very good, I'm not tired at all now!
——
Knotweed House, middle hall.
Satoru was lying on the sofa watching TV like a cat strip. From the corner of his eye, he saw Xia Youjie walking toward the entrance with a cardboard box. He immediately straightened up and said, "Jie, where are you going?"
Xia Youjie: "Go find Kongsuke-kun next door. I just asked Grandpa Zeng. He sent soba noodles to my second uncle in that world. I didn't even know I could send food. So I plan to send this to Satoru." ”
Wu stared at the carton in Xia Youjie's hand: "This seems to be my favorite iced cheese cream cake, right?"
"Yes." Xia Youjie picked up the carton, "Because if you like to eat, he must also like to eat."
Enlightenment: "Oh."
Xia Youjie looked at his friend who suddenly had a kitten face: "Why do you have such a reluctant expression? I looked in the refrigerator and there were five more."
Enlightenment: "Oh."
Xia Youjie:? ? ?
Wu: "When his reply comes, I will read it too."
Xia Youjie subconsciously asked: "Why?"
Satoru looked incredulous: "Huh? Even if you didn't take me with you before, now I can't read the reply written by me in the parallel world?"
"Okay." Xia Youjie was convinced, "But why don't you write to him? You in the parallel world have experienced more than you and are very powerful. I think you can ask him for more advice."
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After hearing this, Satoru's face swelled even more: "No - no! Why do you want me to ask him for advice! I don't think he is any better than me."
Xia Youjie habitually coaxed: "Okay, okay, I'll go deliver the things first."
He turned to leave, but when he was about to go out, he was stopped by his friend again.
"That's right, Jay."
Xia Youjie turned around and met a pair of blue, serious eyes.
"I told my teacher before that I will also go to a junior college to be a teacher."
Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment, then said in surprise: "It's because of the parallel world..."
"No." Satoru interrupted, and he said word for word, "Because Jie is a fool."
Xia Youjie:? ? ?
What does this have to do with being a teacher? Moreover, why can this even get him scolded?
(End of chapter)
The author said: Extra 2 is over!
Grandpa got another great grandchild w
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