In the classroom of Tokyo High School, Hisuhito Knotweed walked into the classroom and saw a room full of people: "You..."
He looked at Gojo Satoru, Noctua Masamichi, and his contemporaries and seniors in the room and fell into a deep confusion: "Today is not a class reunion, right?"
Gojo Satoru raised the letter in his hand: "Jiedu told me, Hishito, you received the DVD of "Can I Come Home with You" from the parallel world? Wow, you actually hid this good thing without telling me. Me, am I a good teacher and colleague for you?”
After graduation, Hibiscus stayed in a college to teach physical arts:...
He touched the disc in his pocket: "I just received it, but have you notified everyone else?"
Gojo Satoru picked up the projector that had been prepared: "It just so happens that everyone is free today."
Kugisaki raised his hand: "That's right, you're going too far, Knotweed. I only met you in the parallel world once in Shibuya, and there was no follow-up. I thought you guys had no contact. You didn’t even tell me that you had been secretly in contact with your family in the parallel world for so long!”
Panda became even more resentful: "I didn't even know this happened... I only remember that after returning from Shibuya, Satoru forcibly fed me dog food."
"Salmon roe."
Everyone present who had been threatened by Gojo Satoru to eat cat food for a week if he told the story fell into an eerie silence.
Gojo Satoru clapped his hands and forcibly interrupted Panda's complaint: "Well, haven't I told you now? Hisuhito, get it over here~"
There is nothing to be embarrassed about in knotweed: "Then let's watch it together."
——
"Can I Come Home with You" sent from the parallel world is an edited version, but it is still one hour long.
[With the classic BGM sounding, the opening is the title of this episode "Tokyo!" Full of family members·Duck Egg Fairy’s home》]
——The title that Ms. Nishimaru now has is perfectly adopted.
Kugisaki: "What the hell is Duck Egg Immortal?"
Fushiguro Megumi: "Is it the loving duck egg that was sent before?"
Zenyuan Maki: "Oh, that one is really delicious..."
Panda: "What duck eggs?"
Megumi Fushiguro: "The last time I made it was duck egg custard during the New Year. You should have eaten it, Panda-senpai."
Panda: "You said that and I remembered it. Did it come from a parallel world?"
Several people started a discussion about duck eggs, and footage of Hisuhito also appeared on TV. Hisuhito in the parallel world looks exactly the same as the Japanese knotweed in their world, except that there are no scars on his face.
[After a brief self-introduction, Hisahito also answered Miss Nishimaru's current study question: "I am currently at Hyotei University."]
Panda: "Where is Hyotei University?"
Knotweed: "That's a school unique to that world. I've searched for it before, but it doesn't exist here."
Pangda noticed the barrage pool retained in the lower left corner of the edited version. He saw the popular science about Hyokui from the barrage that flashed through it: "It looks like a very powerful school... So, Hisuhito, parallel world Were you recruited through sports? ”
Knotweed: "No, I entered Hyokui since kindergarten and rose straight up."
Panda was stunned for a moment: "But isn't the tuition very expensive? Youren, are you actually the second generation of rich people?"
The knotweed was ashamed: "I told you it was a parallel world! But when I corresponded with my grandfather before, my grandfather said that the family didn't have much money. At that time, my brother's tuition fees were all paid for by my mother's ex-husband's inheritance."
——He now habitually calls his brother from the parallel world.
Panda always felt something was strange: "That's it."
[Youren got into the car with the program team. With the quick editing, we soon arrived at the home where Yourito is currently.
Nishimaru looked at the exaggeratedly large house and exclaimed even more exaggeratedly: "This, this is your home..."]
At the same time, outside the TV, everyone except Knotweed made the same sound: "Eh!"
Zenyuan Maki: "Hey, is it true or false? It's just the house where you live, Hisuhito?"
Kugisaki: "Damn, it's such a big mansion."
Panda: "So the reason your family has no money is because you spent money to buy this house?"
Hu Guang shook his head: "No, I heard my grandfather said that this house was also given to me by my mother."
Kugisaki was shocked: "Your mother is actually so rich?"
Hisuhito recalled the previous letter from his grandfather: "It seems that he is not that rich."
Panda: "Could it be the inheritance from your mother's ex-husband again?"
Hisahito said uncertainly: "...It seems so?"
Panda said sincerely: "Your mother's ex-husband is really rich."
In the last row, Noctua Zhengdao looked at the familiar building and fell into deep thought: This... seems to be the Panxing Sect, right?
As for Mr. Chi Zhong, the "attendant of the steward of the Knotweed family" who appeared later, Noctua also felt that he looked very familiar - how could he be exactly the same as the barrier master who led him on his way to see Master Tianyuan before?
[On the TV, the camera finally moved into the house, and the floor reflected a warm light under the warm light. The wide entrance hall and the large glass window directly opposite make the entire interior appear transparent and clean.
The maid Rimei-chan came to welcome Hisohito home, and they had a warm exchange of compliments with the warm BGM in the background. Limei mentioned her past. She had worked at the Knotweed family for eighteen years, but she had known Mrs. Knotweed very early. When she climbed through a window? Taking the opportunity, she became the maid of the knotweed family. 】
Zenyuan Maki murmured: "No matter how many times I see her, I still feel like she is a man. After all, I met another woman before, and she was completely a man. Can people be transgendered in a parallel world?"
Knotweed: "Well, I heard from grandpa that Rimei-chan is indeed a boy."
"Huh?" Zenyuan Maki turned her head in confusion, "Is it really a man?"
Kugisaki: "Wait a minute, if it's a man, then, then, he climbed through your mother's window and your father saw him! So..."
As she was talking, she suddenly came to the edge of the knotweed and began to look at it carefully. The latter asked confusedly: "So what's wrong?"
Kugizaki placed his hand heavily on the shoulder of the knotweed: "It's nothing, I'm sure, you are my biological child."
Megumi Fushiguro: "You can tell this at a glance, right?"
Knotweed:…
He scratched his head: "Rimei-chan has gender cognitive disorder. But this is the first time I know that Rimei-chan has known her mother for so long? It's so strange... When I communicated with Liangmian Sunuo before, he He still insists that Mei-chan is his cook. How did he meet his mother? Isn’t the history of the parallel world different? "
[After Rimei left, the camera moved forward to the middle hall. Luxurious crystal chandeliers illuminate the interior of the atrium, soft carpets are spread in the center, and two elderly people are sitting on the sofa.
The names of the two old people appeared below: "Kojue Wosuke (grandfather)" and "Kojue Naobeiren (uncle)". Led by the two old men, the program team visited the rooms next to them.
In the room of Zhibi Ren, Zhibi Ren turned on the Amway mode: "They are all my collection of cartoon discs!" Then due to copyright reasons, they were all blocked by the TV station.
In Kozune Wosuke's room, the camera scanned the rows of photos on the shelf, all of which were of various types of pink hair. 】
Zenin Maki looked at Naohito Naoto who was introducing cartoons on TV with great enthusiasm, and laughed wantonly: "Not bad, the old man is on TV. Hisuhito, you can make a copy of this disc for me later. I want to send it back to the Zenyuan home for that guy to see.”
"Maki, you're not afraid of being beaten...but is it true?" Panda muttered. He had heard Zenyuan Maki's science education before about the group of people from the parallel world who went to Shibuya at that time. Among them were the explosive father and son of Kozada Naobi and Kozada Wosuke.
But after hearing it, seeing it is still the same thing - is it really a father-son relationship? !
Didn’t the people in the parallel world realize anything was wrong?
Megumi Fushiguro's gaze rested on the photo of mature Japanese knotweed in Grandpa Knotweed's room: "No wonder you went all the way to have it styled before, and even took us to the photo studio. It turned out to be this reason."
Kugisaki complained: "I thought this guy was going to get married. It turned out to be for his family. But why are you wearing a suit? Isn't this too formal?"
Knotweed panicked: "Because I want to let grandpa know that I am doing well..."
[After the program crew came out of the two old men’s rooms, the camera quickly cut through rooms with warm decorations and complete functions. 】
Kugisaki bit the corner of his sleeve enviously: "Damn it, I really want to live in it."
Fushiguro Megumi: "It doesn't have to be like this..."
Kugisaki: "What do you know, I just face my desires."
Fushiguro Megumi took out her sleeve: "Oh, I just said, don't bite my sleeve, thank you."
[In the room on the other side, Hisuhito began to introduce the children of the Knotweed Naohito lineage—Inozu, Kenki, Nanako Mimiko, and Zenin Megumi. 】
Megumi Fushiguro: ...Wait, why is he still here? !
He stared blankly at the familiar version of himself on the TV. The only difference with him was that the "Zenyuan Hui" on the TV was wearing casual clothes and leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets.
He opened his mouth, and just as he was about to ask, he heard a surprised "Huh?" coming from the side
He turned his head and looked at the noisy knotweed: "Don't you know why you made such a surprised sound?"
Knotweed scratched his face with his fingers: "I really don't know..."
When he was corresponding with his grandfather, he asked his contemporaries. Regarding the name "Fushiguro Megumi", his grandfather said that he had never heard of it at all. Naturally, he thought that the Fushiguro Megumi in that world had not yet appeared.
——In the end, the name was changed to "Zenyuan Hui"?
"To be precise, the name was not changed." Fushiguro Megumi corrected his wording after listening to Knotweed's description. He looked at himself on TV. If his unreliable father hadn't taken him to Fushiguro's house, he might still have the surname "Zenyuan", right?
Fushiguro looked at Kizweed: "Kizweed, let me send a message there later. I also want to know about 'my' own situation in that world."
Knotweed nodded: "Okay."
I don’t know how I was doing in that world. How was his family?
Just when Fushiguro Megumi was lost in thoughts, she suddenly felt a burning gaze from behind that could not be ignored. He turned his head and met Kugisaki's two faint eyes: "It's great, Fushiguro, to be able to live in such a big mansion." Fushiguro Megumi:...
Kugisaki: "You are still Knotweed's nephew. Come and call him uncle and I will listen."
Megumi Fushiguro:......
"Ah, that's right." Hu Zhi came over, "I asked grandpa before, Kugisaki in the parallel world also lives... wu wu wu..."
Before he could finish his words, Kugisaki reached out his hand and covered his mouth.
Knotweed:?
……
After a lot of fighting, Kouze managed to break free from Kugisaki's clutches. He rubbed his lips and asked Fushiguro depressedly: "Why did she cover my mouth to prevent me from talking? The way I looked at her before, I thought She will be happy to know that her parallel world self lives in that house.”
Fushiguro: "...She just wants to hear me call you uncle."
"So that's it." Knotweed showed a natural smile, "Um, Fushiguro..."
"What's wrong?"
"When did you call me uncle?"
"...Shut up."
Zenyuan Maki is discussing editing with the second graders - Forget about Zenyuan Naoya, why did Kamo Kenki become the old man's grandson? If the old man knew about this, wouldn't his tail be raised to the sky?
It must be edited out!
[The program team met Jiuxiantu and their NB band in the music practice room. As an edited version, the program team also re-filmed the NB band's first performance.
Under the flashing lights, nine identical cool guys stood on the stage. The large number of people also makes this band fully equipped, including lead singer, lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, drummer, keyboard player, bassist, backup singers, and even violinist and saxophone player. The extremely intense performance style made the entire scene very lively. 】
Listening to the ear-scratching fast rhythm on the TV, Panda had some impression of the swollen phase: "Is this the curse that Wu brought back before? I seemed to have seen it a few times before, but it didn't seem to appear later. It turned out to be Hisuhito’s brother?”
Knotweed: "Well, he is the son of my mother and her ex-husband."
However, in their subsequent exchanges, Zhang Xiang did not know this either. But since the family members in the parallel world have said so, Hu Zhi thinks it must be his brother!
Panda:......
Pangda: "Your mother and your mother's ex-husband...are really amazing."
Zenyuan Maki: "Speaking of where he went? I haven't seen him for a long time."
"His words will be taken away by Tianyuan." Gojo Satoru sat behind a few people, holding his chin and said, "Well, after all, the remaining phases in the Nine Phase Diagram are in Tianyuan's treasure house, so he is also willing to go and give it to Tianyuan helps.”
[The screen cuts back to the scene. In Qianping's entertainment room, Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie appear.
During the self-introduction session, Xia Youjie stopped the troublesome Gojo Satoru and answered the question for him: "A disciple of the family."
Nishimaru: "A disciple of the family...that's really rare."]
Panda also showed a disappointed look: "Wu is just a disciple, it's not interesting at all."
He thought that if Xia Youjie was the eldest nephew of the knotweed, Gojo Satoru would at least have to occupy a relative position.
"Salmon roe."
At this time, Panda heard a rustling sound in his ears. He looked to the side and found Kugisaki and Maki. The two people were standing together, their shoulders shaking rapidly.
Panda: "What's wrong with you?"
Kugisaki: "Pfft, it's nothing."
Maki: "Pfft, don't ask any more questions."
It’s not that they don’t want to say it, but the real owner is right next to them! In order not to be dragged into extra practice, they tried their best to suppress their laughter!
Panda:?
The keen Panda immediately guessed from Xia Youjie's performance on the TV and the performance of other people outside the TV that something was definitely wrong with Gojo Satoru's identity!
The furry panda head came close to the knotweed, and said in a low voice: "Hey, what is the relationship between Wu in the parallel world and you in the parallel world?"
Gojo Satoru turned his head.
Knotweed was not aware of the danger approaching at all. He betrayed Gojo Satoru simply and quickly: "It's a family pet."
Panda suspected that there was something wrong with his ears: "Family pet?"
Huzhang nodded. Now he could not only communicate with Huzhang Wosuke, but also chat with himself in the parallel world. Sometimes Rime-chan would write to him and ask him what he wanted to eat, and we started chatting after a while. Rime-chan also revealed a lot about Gojo Satoru's daily life when he was a child: "I heard from Rime-chan that Mr. Gojo had a teacher there. My pet's name is 'Dundun', and I used to have a soft spot for sofas..."
Panda:......
The image of Gojo Satoru crawling around on the sofa appeared in his mind.
puff!
"Speaking of -" Gojo Satoru's voice suddenly came from above the two people's heads. They looked up and saw Gojo Satoru looking at them with a half-smile, holding a mobile phone in his hand.
He seemed to be distressed and said: "It's been a long time since I last ate pet food. It just so happened that everyone was holding it together this time. How about we have another meal... By the way, let's buy bamboo for Panda this time!"
Panda:! ! !
Everyone:? ? ?
……
Finally, with the concerted efforts of everyone, Gojo Satoru temporarily gave up the idea of forcing everyone to eat pet food, and returned the focus to TV.
[The show has entered the last twenty minutes, and what appears on the screen is the Knotweed couple, who were named by the show crew with the exaggerated "Copy Machine Couple".
The night, starry sky, and couples cuddling together, coupled with interesting post-marriage stories and warm BGM, make the atmosphere extremely romantic. 】
This is the first time for many people to see the parents of knotweed.
Panda sighed again: "You and your father are still very similar, but your mother is really amazing."
Knotweed always feels something strange: "Thank you...?"
Noctua's eyes fell on the suture line above the head of "Kaori Knotweed". Although "Kaori Knotweed" on TV had bangs, he could still see the suture from a few fleeting angles.
This discovery made him frown slightly. After all, according to Shibuya's previous report, Xia Youjie, who was resurrected from the dead, also had sutures on his head. At that time, he went to see Tianyuan, and Tianyuan also told him that this was the curser "Kensuo". sign.
Combined with the fact that the previous special spell spirit expansion was the child of "Kaori Knotweed" and her ex-husband, Noctua had to think more.
"Satoru, she and Jay..." Noctua looked at Gojo Satoru, who also looked over.
"I know what you are going to say, principal." Gojo Satoru leaned against the wall, "It's okay, don't worry."
He discovered this matter much earlier than Noctua. After all, with six eyes, he clearly saw two people, and later learned about the existence of "Kensuo" through Tianyuan.
Therefore, not long after learning about this incident, he immediately wrote a letter to Xia Youjie in the parallel world, wanting to remind him that his body could no longer be possessed. To ensure the credibility of his statement, he also attached information.
As a result, the letter was not sent.
Because on that day, he saw in the room the brother of Knotweed that he had met in Shibuya before.
Noctua was stunned for a moment: "What do you know?"
Gojo Satoru's eyes narrowed under his blindfold. He thought about what the pink-haired child said to him at that time, and replied: "They are not [a person]."
"Oh, that's good." Noctua thought that he was just overthinking and was relieved.
……
The ending of "Can I Come Home with You" ended with a large table of dishes, and people outside the show were still unfinished.
"Your family of Polygonum cuspidatum has actually switched to selling duck eggs, which is quite famous." Panda had been watching the popular science about love eggs in the barrage pool next to him. He recalled the taste of the steamed eggs he had eaten before, "But it really tastes good. Ah, is the output really low? ”
Knotweed: "90 per day."
Pangda: "Huh? If you take away the food for the family and sell it, there won't be much..."
Megumi Fushiguro: "How come you are so accurate?"
Knotweed: "Because grandpa told me before that a duck lays 3 eggs on time every day. They originally only had 20 eggs. After returning from Shibuya, there were 10 more eggs, so it was 30. 30 eggs a day means 90 eggs." .”
Megumi Fushiguro: "...why after returning from Shibuya?"
"Because Teacher Gojo gave them ten Sunuo fingers." Huzhang said, "So there are more."
Panda & Fushiguro Megumi: "..."
Panda said with difficulty: "If I understand correctly, those love eggs are two-faced eggs?!"
"Yes." Huzhang looked at his contemporaries and seniors who suddenly changed their faces, and he suddenly reacted, "Don't put on such an expression, just enjoy your meal!"
Everyone:...
It seems that he is indeed right.
"By the way, I haven't shown you the photos of thirty ducks yet. The USB flash drive was delivered before and I put it in my phone." He said, opening the phone and showing the thirty ducks in the photo album with great interest. Ducks with different shapes.
"This is a mechanical duck, a magician duck, a swimsuit duck..."
Huzhang counted thirty ducks in different costumes. He also showed others his duck mobile phone case and duck pendant: "These were sent together before, and they are derivatives of love eggs. , is a newly made peripheral product. I heard from my grandfather that the Atobe family who worked with them proposed to use the images of these ducks to make animations. It seems that they are planning to create an IP?”
Looking at the cute ducks in the photo album, everyone has to admit that their cuteness is countless times higher than the mouth that pops up from time to time on the face of the knotweed!
"Speaking of which, Liangmian Sunuo hasn't appeared for a long time." Huzhang said, remembering this incident, "It seems that he hasn't appeared since I received this USB flash drive and pendant."
Everyone: I’m sure, you definitely don’t want to face yourself laying eggs, right? !
(End of chapter)
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