Why don't you wear the most beautiful suit, receive the harshest scolding, and swear the most sincere oath, "I will definitely not come next time, uncle, thank you."
People in the world (including good dads) are secretive, and I am the only dad who wants an aunt to be sure that my uncle will be good for ten minutes.
This is undoubtedly an acknowledgment of the good work that I have done during this period of time, and it is cool to be scolded.
After the enthusiastic grandma left, I tilted my head so that I could see the old master, and whispered to my wife, "Did you hear me, uncle?"
Dad nodded.
"This is no man's land, so you have to pay attention to show off your special skills. Let's dig clams with my uncle."
Then you hang my seafood bag on your long arm and carry it over the puddle.
Dad sat on Uncle Boss's arm and said, "Uncle Boss, what did you do just now?"
Didn't you think "I got scolded because this dress is suitable for digging for seafood?"
Is there any father? "Uncle, do you always smile?"
Why are you staring at me and feeling secretly happy that such a bastard can come out?
"It's like a fairy tale, because my grandma scolded me and she cared about me, and my uncle was happy."
"Oh."
Why don't you first help me fill this book bag with all kinds of seafood, and then go and help dad fill this big plastic bucket.
Dad has no idea "When will Daddy be filled?"
"Uncle Man, why didn't you put the lizard in?"
Dad said, "I only want seafood here."
Dad’s two steamed buns are like this and his feet are hanging in the air. He’s afraid of stepping on other steamed buns. “Just oh!”
Gradually, Uncle Hai went to the sea, digging holes on the beach and playing find-me games with my eldest son, my father and uncle.
Draw a circle, and I will bury the clams in the sand and let my father dig them. content
Dad pointed at the bulge and said, "I guess it grows here."
Dad was the one who went to dig for uncle. He spread his hands and said, "I don't want it, Dad."
Didn't you say "I think it grows here."
Dad ran over and squatted down to dig out some sand from his uncle again. “I don’t want it, uncle.”
Uncle Guess couldn't find the clam for several rounds, but Dad finally revealed the answer, "It grows here!"
It’s so easy to dig uncle, but you still don’t want it, oh? Where are the clams going?
Dad didn’t even think about it. “Uncle Huaha, I, I ran away.”
Dad doesn't have a "flower clam, I, I run so fast."
My dad simply went to bed because the sand was too wet, so he sat down and took my schoolbag over. “Let’s rest for a while and let’s eat jelly.”
This jelly bag is so worth buying.
The father immediately came and sat down next to his father. Baba waited, and the jelly came so that I could eat it independently because it was easy to tear open.
Dad tore open a piece of strawberry-flavored jelly and handed it to him, "Strawberry-flavored this. Master, what flavor do you want to eat?"
Why don't you want to eat this jelly? There is a "red smell" in the bag.
"Do you want it to be red and smell like this?" Dad put on his long bag and asked his uncle to pick out the red and green jelly one by one. "I don't want it."
Why don't you think "that green smells like this."
Dad poured out the jelly and looked for it. "I just want mangos, grapes, yogurt, and oranges. I don't want any of them. Dad doesn't want any, and I don't want any oolongs."
Dad has no "I, I, can help——"
Dad had to hold his mouth tightly and said, "Please help me."
Dad has no one. "Then Dad, help the boss uncle."
Then you have all the free time to be with Dad.
"Uncle, my father took the opportunity to educate me. I am picky about food and set a good example."
As a picky eater, I pushed my uncle to get a piece of green jelly, but he couldn't help but said, "Uncle boss, you can eat the grape flavored one."
Then you pick it up calmly, peel off the mask and eat it, "I seem to be like a fairy in the puddles. Tomorrow and Saturday, you can take me to swim upstairs. I will buy my swimsuit, swimming goggles, Float boards, swimming rings, and rubber boats.”
It sounds like it has been transformed into a water fun place for kids.
Dad is worried about whether his heartbeat is "ok."
Is there any father? "Dad, swimming is all you need?"
Dad didn’t even think about it. “Like a duck swimming in the water, you will become an uncle after your dad teaches you.”
Didn't you say, "Just now, Su Chan and I can swim? Did you just say that Rong Shen can swim naturally?
Dad was stunned, and soon found out that there was no self-consistent logic in it. "I just needed my guidance."
"That's it?" Do you think it's okay? As long as a person can swim in the water, it will prove that my father has been taught to swim in this way, and he will be able to be good at that time.
If you want to restore your memory, you must first admit that you have lost your memory. God has more ways than you.
My dad is so excited that he knows how deep the city is, and he is happily thinking about swimming tomorrow.
I want to change my hair.
The sunset, as red as a persimmon, gradually fell into the sea level, and the sunset glow spread over a large area, giving everyone's face a soft halo.
There was a little boy sitting between the two adults. Suddenly he wanted to watch the sunset in a tacit understanding. No one said anything when he came.
My dad wanted some orange jelly with the sunset so he could lick the slippery jelly noodles. He was about to put it in his mouth when he was suddenly recognized.
"Me, me, you're just a super Internet celebrity who fucks me and me?" Lai Dui, a couple passing by, shouted excitedly. In a blink of an eye, they saw the two very good-looking adults next to them, and their voices suddenly became weak.
"Your whole family is so good-looking?"
From the perspective of a long-term netizen, my parents don’t want to appear in the spotlight, mostly because they are not as good-looking as me.
The fans opened their mouths wide enough to impress me, but luckily they didn't appear on camera. They were so attracted that they started to be fans, and they came to call me "brother, a pretty fan."
Dad and I looked at each other in confusion.
Well, when you hear the word "Internet celebrity", you will realize that this video of mine will be posted on the Internet by someone. Add the word "super" and just shoot this famous method casually in the description. Someone needs to run this account.
I stood up and said sorry to the fans who wanted to take pictures. It was too convenient. The fans of the couple didn’t force it. They fell in love with Shirdi and I couldn’t help but stare at him for several times. “So cute, so cute! Her eyes are even better than in the video. She can fuck me and finish me. I eat jelly to make me satisfied!”
Let me hold the jelly in my mouth, chew it, and swallow it. It is smooth and smooth.
"I'm satisfied, uncle, thank me."
The father is scratching his face, relying on the eldest father. The beautiful sister is so surprised by this request.
"Goodbye sister."
"Goodbye, bye, my aunt will be waiting for you on time tomorrow to make dinner."
Well, you frowned, took out your mobile phone, and searched online for "super internet celebrity eating with me". A video of a few cute kids eating together came up, and there was a cover of it featuring me.
So I followed the link to find the account, and found a certain account with millions of followers, called @Ke Changmama. She started posting videos from the day I entered kindergarten, occasionally including a few other kids, mainly this one. I'll eat three meals a day and get it.
It’s a good idea to watch a video in it, and you can see Uncle Hei with a stern look on his face when a large number of maternal and infant products are loaded into the yellow cart.
So I know who the owner of the account is.
Why don't you call your uncle right away and contact the child first to contact an infringement lawyer, but this will take a long time.
So I can give my account to my dad so that he can “take pictures of my eating videos to attract traffic and bring in goods.”
My dad is obsessed with Daming. What’s the point?
Do you know how to explain to a god this delivery model that is now popular all over the world? "As long as netizens can eat like me, it's very good, they just want the same food and tools." Fans are getting more and more The more you buy, the stronger your purchasing power becomes. People will pay for all products.”
Dad didn’t even own one, “I’m going to grow an electric car here. It’s very cool, and I want to buy one too.”
But the electric car here has been decorated, very cute.
"That's it, let's raise the issue of infringement. If the product selection is not done well and fans buy inferior products, they will come back and scold me."
What kind of product selection can Haoshangxin Kechang do? Sooner or later he will overturn.
I care more about this than money issues.
Dad frowned, "You mean I get scolded on the Internet for no reason? Can I delete this account?"
I have to mention the matter of eating and taking videos. I thought that Meiqi would send these to my mobile phone, but I didn’t expect that they would be posted on the Internet.
Why did you not take the basic obligation of "just delete it, but also apologize and compensate."
When Dad heard this, he immediately felt relieved, "It's great to have you as my lawyer."
Why don't you look deeper and change the word "lawyer" to something else next time?
"Go back first, I'll drive here."
The two of them quickly went back, washed me and stuffed me into the bed, and then hurried back to where I was a toddler.
At this time, Uncle Ke has been slipping for a long time. It is unbelievable that you even found Lawyer Li.
"I just slipped and knelt down when I asked. If I said yes, I knew it would be an infringement. From the beginning, I just supported the child to keep it going. Fortunately, this child has a big space and the rent is too expensive."
Dad nodded and said, "This is the largest outdoor venue nearby." So I could inspect it. At this time, the venue was the first factor to consider. At that time, the food was not so good.
"I can be good but I'm bad and greedy. You bring me to the interview the next day. You want to use me to attract Uncle Liu."
Dad was thinking about it, but uncle didn’t think about it, “Oh, only if they can see me eating like this will they be willing to accept me.”
Lawyer Li said, "I'm not wrong. Hao Xianchang said that Ke Yishang will be able to get out the profits and give up the child care service. As long as Hao continues to operate the account, Dad and I will share the profits."
Bring goods to the end of the world.
"It's a beautiful idea." You can keep your cold eyes for a long time, "I'll cancel my account if I ask for it."
But Chang felt that his father was too easy to talk to, so he said, "Now that I have millions of fans, everyone really likes me. It would be a pity to cancel my account."
So you don’t have any room for bargaining?
Lawyer Li did not, "I reiterate my uncle's request. Come, put the account at the top of the account, and cancel it after the next day. Second, donate all the proceeds you want. These two points can really improve your uncle's children." For the sake of food, otherwise, we should go to court directly.”
But the president has always been afraid in his heart, and he took a chance to make money. He already knew that he should take advantage of it and closed the account before he knew it. However, he was greedy and had nothing to do with it.
Lawyer Li didn’t say, “If there are no questions, let’s just sign.”
But when he was in trouble, he said in a low voice, "I'll just use the money to buy my uncle's Audi. I've only been driving it for two days."
Lawyer Li did not "sell his uncle."
As we all know, the value of a car depreciates as soon as it lands on the ground, but Zhang suddenly turned pale and said, "I am now willing to make up for the price difference. If I can, I can give you the Yadi..."
Wait, if you stop me, Dad will agree to it. "Okay."
Why don't you put "..."
"Okay, why don't you come back to school after I meet again, find out all these materials and return them to me?"
But the director immediately gratefully went to the office to find out my admission information. "It's all like this."
Then you can fill in the words "illiterate" and "nanny" on the family status of your father.
If you are so honest, who will bully you?
Dad was very satisfied with this solution, so he asked, "Can you donate the proceeds to my hometown to serve nutritious lunches here?"
Why didn't you say "Of course."
Dad rolled his eyes and said, "Even if I am a migrant worker in the village, even if I am scolded, God will forgive me. I am very satisfied with your handling."
Lawyer Li was surprised that he could do this. This way of handling the situation was similar to the way you used to pursue and fight.
Didn't you say, "This is a good place for children to go to school. There are many children nearby, so we have to go to school nearby."
Lawyer Li understands that all the children in the kindergarten are in a vulnerable group. The consequences of forcing Ke Chang to the point of desperation are measurable. Even if it hurts me, I will consider it for my own good.
So even if Ke Chang offers to use Yadi to make up for the price difference of Audi, why don't you agree to it?
Lawyer Rong Li glanced at Uncle Li. You have this man around you. Of course, the more important reason is that Dad is wearing the Yadei in Xianzhi. It is estimated that this car can catch his eye.
(End of chapter)