"Tuk tuk."
Someone knocked on your car window. Your uncle came down and saw Zhu Lai holding your face, "Is something wrong?"
Zhu Laiqingme "Why are you parked in front of the kindergarten?"
Uncle, I will send my child to school.
Zhu Laiqing obviously took it as a joke, "I see you are very free. Do you want to join me for a dinner party? There are many big brands..."
Ding dong, before Qing finished speaking, he saw a message on your phone from your uncle.
[You are going to dig wild vegetables, and I want to make dumplings for Hao Kan. ]
My uncle immediately replied "Okay."
Would you like to support me? ? ?
My uncle acted like there was no one around, and sent a message to my father, "You just went and you didn't go far?"
Dad quickly replied to me, "Just you. I heard someone at the subway station say that I am going to Xishan to pick shepherd's purse now. The dumplings are especially delicious, and the city government will spray pesticides in the afternoon!"
It seems that time is very urgent, even if my father can eat people, he can also call Qing.
My uncle, my uncle, is hanging at the door of the kindergarten.
Dad eats me "I'm coming over."
My uncle raised his eyes and said to Zhu Laiqing, "Come on, come on, I'm going to drive."
Would you like to support me? ? ?
Just go, you bring delicacies to your dinner just to dig wild vegetables? When did the taste become like this? In the past, when I invited you to go to a farmhouse, I acted like an elite and were you willing to go?
"Go to the right place, go to the right place -" Zhu Laiqing was about to ask Zhu Chichu, when Zhu Laiqing suddenly walked towards the beautiful lady Zhu.
My uncle got out of the car and opened the passenger door. Zhu Laiqing subconsciously wanted to get in, but was blocked from getting out. "I'm going to dig wild vegetables, you want to go too?"
Dad said with a smile, "You can also get up and go. There is strength in numbers."
Zhu Laiqing has never seen anyone so good-looking, and he can even be called a human being, because Qing has never seen anyone so good-looking... so beautiful that Qingren can't even compare.
Uncle, I said, "Hurry in, you can park here."
Dad said "Oh", squatted down and sat in.
I wish Lai Qing to get to know my uncle, and he is looking at Qing like he came here, and then he left. You have been parked here for a long time, and you are parked illegally when others come and go?
Qing suddenly remembered the time when he asked his uncle that there was a beautiful sister-in-law at home, and his uncle said, "It's just fine."
Is this okay? Hahaha, just let my uncle like you dig wild vegetables for your level.
Zhu Laiqing quickly opened the back door and said, "Sister-in-law, let me dig it out for you."
Dad turned around in confusion and asked me, "Are you calling me? I'm just your nanny, young master. My name is Dad."
Uncle, please calm down the corners of your mouth.
Zhu Laiqing me "Hello, Dad, my name is Zhu Laiqing, I just want you to know. You just came here to give me some food to imitate you?"
Dad nodded and said, "Just you, send my son to learn how to cook."
How about wishing you a beautiful nanny for your child?
Zhu Laiqing looked at his uncle's back in surprise. Based on Qing's guess about your uncle's moral bottom line, Zhu Laiqing should be a widower if his father eats people.
Qing was a little shocked by your brother's choice of mate, but he also took it for granted, after all, his father is so good at eating people.
After half an hour, my uncle drove to Xishan, and Sanzhu people began to pick shepherd's purse. The leaves of shepherd's purse have serrated edges, which are easy to recognize.
Zhu Laiqing went to divide the grains, and his mind was absent-minded, picking and piling weeds. Qingqing mainly came to observe his uncle and his father eating people.
After observing for a long time, I found that it seemed to be just a partnership between you and me to pick wild vegetables.
Qing grabbed my uncle and asked me, "What's your progress?"
My uncle remained silent.
Zhu Laiqingme "...you have given me some vegetables in person and you still haven't made progress in learning? You deserve to dig wild vegetables!"
My son, uncle, "I know how to dig wild vegetables. I deserve to be cheated of money and starve to death."
Zhu Laiqing said to me, "... just be tough, I'll tell you what your dad did when he was at the bar."
Laughing to death, I wish all the junior high school students who complain can break your heart.
It seems that he has observed the signs, and Zhu Laiqing quickly found an excuse to sneak away, leaving the wild vegetables for you who like to eat wild vegetables.
……
Fortunately, Dad stayed with you for a long time in the new kindergarten. You came and went to eat at the right time, which was half a blessing. When you come to the kindergarten, the kindergarten will give you round biscuits with sesame seeds and beef for breakfast.
Every time you have a friend sitting in your seat, you have food on the table, on a plastic plate, in a stainless steel cup filled with eight cents of milk, with cute animal handles on both sides, and cookies on the three sides.
If you have friends who love to drink Niu Yuan, you can go to Niu Yuan with just biscuits, and if you have friends you can enjoy Niu Yuan with biscuits.
Dad can eat whatever he has. When he sees Niu Yuan, his eyes light up and he takes a big sip. Just when he wants to shake it, he suddenly remembers Dad, you asked him to shake it in the kindergarten.
(⊙?⊙)
You lost half of the meaning of Niuyuan, and Dad had no choice but to swallow Niuyuan. From the corner of your eye, you saw your friend next door soaking the biscuits in the garden, softening them, picking them up and eating them.
Qing You followed suit and held it to wish you a round biscuit to dip into the cow garden.
Oh, I also dipped my fingers into the cow garden.
Huh? Dad has good eyes and can move around in circles. By soaking the biscuits, he put the whole garden and his fist into the cup and stirred it.
It's good to shake the garden by hand, so I'll try it for you.
Qing stirred vigorously and reached out his hand to lick his thumb.
Still need some.
Shake again and again.
It's OK!
Dad had two hands holding the handle of the cup. He picked it up and drank fiercely. I said, "It tastes good!"
The teacher on duty didn’t notice that you were making any moves, so he praised me, “You look so good, you drink so fast.”
Next to you, Xiguatou looked at you, as if you saw that there was a mukbang and Qingyou supporting the goods, and objected to me, "Let Niuyuan go to have a good drink."
Dad said to me seriously, "It tastes good!"
Watermelon Head looked at me and said, "Go and have a good drink."
You are the best person in the class to see what Dad does well. Seeing that my brother is stubborn, he nodded and stepped back with a soft temper. "I, you taste good."
The watermelon head looked at it and immediately took it. As long as it was Niuyuan, everyone in the world would drink it. Qing looked at it and drank Niuyuan. He walked over and said to me, "Can I have a drink?"
Dad is very generous. He said that you can spit it out if you put it in your mouth, but he didn’t say that you can share it by hand. "Okay."
The watermelon head dipped his own biscuits into the cow's mouth and sucked the vegetable noodles.
Huh? !
"Good-looking brother, you taste good." The watermelon-headed horse-cab slippery kneeling dog brother looked at eagerly, can you have another drink?
I also came to see if you have glasses. After hearing this, I immediately came to talk and came to the conclusion: "You are good-looking, brother, and you taste good." Everyone was in advance to support you.
Dad smiles so proudly with his eyes bent, and he has a share in seeing everyone. He pours a little bit into his cup for every friend he wishes, and pours a little bit for each person he wishes.
The teacher laughed and cried when he saw it. Your food tastes delicious in other people's homes, and your cattle garden tastes delicious in other people's homes. It's so nonsense when you have friends.
At half past ten, the kindergarten gives out official lunch, which is meat buns and soft noodles.
Uncle, the principal, your kindergarten has lunch at 12:20. Uncle, your kindergarten has lunch at this time. It’s a surprise for me.
Qing Meimei ate her meal, and she also ate more of the meat buns that her new acquaintance shared with you.
Fifty minutes later, Dad has a good body and your meal alarm goes off again!
Even though you are hungry, you can still eat!
Looking forward to it, I looked in the direction of the restaurant, but the teacher led me to a place where I was taking a nap.
Dad is so stunned. Are you going to take a nap now?
You really are taking a nap.
Because you have different meal times and your biorhythms are very delicate, you don't fall asleep when you look back and forth, but just turn over the food on the bed.
In addition, some friends are also tossing and turning, and the air is full of activity, making you want to sleep because of your happiness.
The teacher who supervises your sleep came to see you, and he was a little confused. Why is everyone trying to sleep with you today?
"Any other wishes for friends who are not asleep?"
My father came and went to eat when he was well. Hearing this sentence when he was awake, he politely replied to me, "Wei Chui is not asleep."
"Teacher, I didn't fall asleep either!"
Teacher, I "..."
Dinner was served at half past five. My uncle came back from kindergarten, and my father made dumplings stuffed with shepherd's purse and pork.
When Dad took a good bite, he could taste your familiar flavor and I said, "I'll just dig your wild vegetables."
Wait...
"Dad, are you going to dig wild vegetables with your uncle?"
Why did Dad suddenly feel guilty about eating people? Maybe it was because he didn't let Dad choose between digging wild vegetables and learning about cooking this time, but just went to my uncle and said, "Go and do it, Dad is here to wish me good luck!" ”
The son's uncle looked sideways at his father eating people.
Dad eats me "because there are too many wild vegetables, here and there. It's enough for Dad to come and wish me good luck."
Dad really believes in me. "Dad, thank you for your hard work."
The uncle's curled up lips are very good. Being able to look good in a fool means that he has a guilty conscience. A guilty conscience means that it is a shame to go out with him.
*
Because I went to the kindergarten to bid farewell to the kindergarten last week, Haoguan was later than Qingren to learn dishes, so I had to go to the usual dishes on Tuesday.
Shuer employee kindergarten can be dropped off in advance or picked up later, so Haokan can follow his uncle to get off work without any problems.
My uncle made the pick-up and drop-off service to the last centimetre, and walked into the room where my father was eating breakfast in a grand manner.
My father is a cannibal and teaches me a lesson when someone is forcefully kissed. He goes to bed and locks the door. Now he just waits for it to be opened. What are he waiting for?
When Dad comes to have a good meal, you order it, and Uncle He will wake up if he makes any movement, so as not to miss Uncle He's meal. When the boss uncle came to open the door, Qing got out of the bed and called me "uncle" softly.
When my uncle picked up the cub, I said, "I'm awake, uncle, hold me."
Dad opened his eyes in a daze and saw your man at the end of the bed, scratching his hair: "What are you doing so early?"
Uncle, here I am "washing diapers for Haokan."
Dad looked at Qing blankly, why do you think washing diapers is like a burglary? Are you afraid of washing the dishes late?
Uncle Er is taking Hao Kan to the bathroom to wash up. Dad can vaguely hear Qing teaching Hao Kan how to brush his teeth. His voice is very soft and his tone is very gentle. Your accent is very rare. Even Dad has never heard of Hao Kan. .
Dad eats people wrapped in a thin quilt, rolled up into a cocoon to wish Dad, well, Dad will have tooth decay if he is good, just brush it casually∥Uncle Yi is very patient in everything he teaches.
After a while, there were sounds of washing you in the bathroom. Then, my uncle came out with a diaper, opened the door to the balcony and squeezed out to dry the diaper.
My uncle came in now, took out a cheese stick from his pocket, and tore it open for a good look.
Dad took it and stuffed it into his mouth. The cheese was warmed in his uncle's pocket. It was delicious. Qing tasted the cheese stick. His uncle skillfully helped Qing change his clothes and put on his shoes. He would carry it later. Raise your hands and raise your feet later.
My uncle picked up You Zaili and said to me, who was quietly watching the whole process, "I will take Qing down to eat, and then send Qing Cai to school. You continue to sleep."
Dad eats people, your lustful eyes move with Qing, and when you hear this sentence, it looks so gentle and popular, as if you are waiting for something to come, "Oh."
"Dad, I'm going to eat!"
Dad cannibalizes me. "Goodbye."
The door of the room is closed gently, and the thought of Dad eating people and hiding you from side to side seems like a lifetime ago.
Raising cubs is really easy, just raise them as you like and they will grow up.
In the restaurant, the uncle was taking the child to eat. The housekeeper looked at him and sighed, the young master is becoming more and more like a father.
Before leaving, Dad dug out a box of biscuits from the snack pile and put it into his schoolbag.
When you take a nap, eat some cookies and you will fall asleep!
At the entrance of the kindergarten, my uncle knelt down and put a watch on his beautiful wrist, saying, "If you have anything to do, call uncle. Press the blessing button, or call me directly to find uncle."
Dad yelled at his watch, "I'm looking for uncle."
Come down a few seconds, uncle, your cell phone is ringing.
Dad is kind to me "I want to find Dad!"
Two seconds passed, and my father answered the phone, "Who is it?"
My uncle lowered his voice and said, "Your son is in my hands."
Dad cannibalizes me "Will you send it to the door of the kindergarten?"
My uncle, I "..." Dad eats people and can recognize your voice, you? Has Qing used this congratulatory voice to talk to his father?
"When we get there, Ma Cai will go in."
Dad is good to me "Dad, uncle, call me and watch your watch."
Dad eats me "Dad will know next time and just watch."
Dad is kind to me, "I'll eat five meals and then go back!"
Originally there were four meals, but I thought I’d have an extra meal during nap time.
Dad eats people and didn’t notice that Uncle He was “nice to me.”
It wasn't until two days later that my teacher from the kindergarten called me, "Haokan Dad, are you going to teach Haokan in the garden? Can you come to the kindergarten?"
Dad eats me! !
"Wait a minute, I'll contact a lawyer."
Teacher me?
(End of chapter)
The author said: Children: Brother Chabao's milk tea shop is very hygienic. He washes his hands before making milk tea.