"Warning! The 'Star' received impact and is about to make an emergency landing. Repeat! The 'Star' received impact and is about to make an emergency landing. Please be prepared. The five-second countdown begins."
The AI's voice was unhurried, and there was no hint of "urgency" in its inorganic tone. Half asleep and half awake, Chi Qiong vaguely wondered whether she had dreamed of some Star Wars game.
The next moment, a violent impact came, and Chi Qiong rolled out completely. He opened his eyes and looked around. He was definitely awake this time.
The first thing you see is a silver-gray space full of technology. The space is large and hemispherical. The surrounding walls seem to be made of metal, and the tables and chairs are also made of metal, giving it a sense of high-tech and frigidity.
Directly in front is a large display screen with red letters on a black background and the word "WARNING" flashing on it.
This is the bridge command hall of a spaceship, exquisitely made and realistic.
The point is...the tables, chairs, etc. placed there are so high that you can only look up. Chi Qiong feels as if he has arrived in a country of giants.
What's going on? I obviously fell asleep in bed at home!
Before he could think about it, a whirlwind of heaven and earth came over, and Chi Qiong flew into the air, and his whole body was stiff and unable to move. It was as if something was strangling the back of his fate.
...Wait, why does he have such a thing as "the back of fate's neck"?
Then he was caught in the air, forced to turn around, and faced a face squarely.
It's a very good-looking face. He has black hair, extremely white skin, long and narrow eyebrows, a tall nose, and somewhat thin lips. The whole face has clear lines, as beautiful as if it were carefully painted with a brush by the best painter, and it can be directly sent to the level of debut based on appearance.
Such a beautiful face, but his eyes were sharp and cold. When Chi Qiong first looked at him, he just seemed to see an ice blade.
Therefore, the one holding his fate on the back of his neck was this good-looking man with a murderous gaze - a giant.
If you can lift him up like a small animal, you must be a giant!
The giant stared at him intently, looked at him a few more times, and suddenly smiled.
It has to be said that the giant looks good when he smiles, but his smile is by no means genuine joy. Instead, it has a cold and weird sense of falsehood. Feng Chengjing is the same as Feng Chengjing, the paper man cub that Chi Qiong has raised in the game for three years. The smile has the same effect but different approaches.
The man picked up Chi Qiong, smiled and said softly: "He's still alive. It's good to be alive."
Then he let go of his hand in the air.
——If you let go when you are so high, it will be difficult to stay alive! Chi Qiong roared inwardly. But even he didn't know how to do it. He landed on all fours and was still quite stable.
After regaining his freedom, his first reaction was to reach out and want to pinch himself, but he was frightened by the hand he stretched out and staggered.
No, I shouldn’t say it’s a hand, it’s a fluffy claw.
What the hell! ! ! Chi Qiong wanted to stand up, but she couldn't find her balance. She couldn't walk on her feet at all. In the end, she almost rolled to the ground and crawled to a nearby mirror, looking in fearfully.
In the mirror, there is a cat.
The long white hair was fluffy, like a handful of marshmallows, and it looked like Chi Qiong wanted to get her hands on it.
The blue-green eyes have a magnificent color that can be compared with any gemstone, like a crystal ball, flowing with a deep halo.
A small pink nose with radiating beards of different lengths next to it.
It was a very cute little kitten. Chi Qiong even wanted to pet it when she looked at it.
The problem is that there is only one cat in the mirror, and there is no other human figure at all!
Chi Qiong tilted her head, and the cat in the mirror also tilted her head. Chi Qiong stretched out her hand, and the cat in the mirror also stretched out its paws. Chi Qiong yelled, "What are you doing?" and the sound of "meow, meow, meow, meow" echoed around him.
Having to accept this reality, he turned into a cat.
Chi Qiong turned around and looked at the handsome giant in despair - no, the other person was actually just an ordinary human being, he just became shorter after transforming into a cat - could this be his poop shoveler?
The shit shovel officer narrowed his eyes, raised his left index finger and pressed it to his lips, and gave him a gentle gesture, "Shh."
The next second, the door of the bridge was blown open, and some obviously well-trained humans rushed in, but the man in front was hit by a silver beam, blood spattered everywhere, and he fell to the ground.
It was his gunman who fired the shot, and it was a clean shot.
Chi Qiong has played a lot of PUBG games, but he has never seen a live-action gun battle, let alone a melee between giants. The moment he smelled the blood, his hair exploded.
Gunshots rang out immediately, footsteps came one after another, and a battle broke out around him. Chi Qiong felt like his feet were stepping on him everywhere. His body was so small that he could withstand being stepped on by these armed men.
Fortunately, no one really cared about his fluffy figure. Chi Qiong was so determined to play "Temple Run" that he panicked and finally hid under a table.
After his heartbeat stabilized, he tremblingly looked out and saw that the gunshots had stopped. His scrapper was standing among a pile of corpses, putting away the gun slowly and calmly, and even turned around and smiled at him. , said: "I didn't scare you, cat."
He had a nice smile, but it smelled like blood.
I turned into a cat and traveled to a world where laser guns can be used. My shit-sweeper was suspected to be a brutal killer like John Wick. Is there any more exciting start than this? Chi Qiong thought calmly.
The shovel officer waved to him.
Chi Qiong shrank back rationally.
The shit shovel officer raised his eyebrows, and suddenly, the man smiled again. It's just that there's a hint of waning interest in this smile. "Sure enough, even cats don't like me. No living creature likes me." He said to himself.
No, what about this? Chi Qiong opened his eyes speechlessly, Maomao was shocked.JPG.
But...but the way this man smiles is really like Feng Chengjing, the eldest son Chi Qiong raised in the game! That’s right, there are different ways to achieve the same purpose, but there are also different ways to achieve the same purpose! Why was my heart stabbed by him?
Chi Qiong hesitated for a few seconds and finally walked over.
The cat is not yet accustomed to walking on four legs, and the first few steps are quite top-heavy. Later, it slowly finds its rhythm and walks to the scavenger on cat steps.
As he approached, a special warm feeling gradually enveloped her whole body, like basking in the sun or listening to the sound of the waves, which made Chi Qiong feel calm and safe.
--What's this? The spiritual resonance between the cat and the shit shoveler? Chi Qiong thought inexplicably, her eyes narrowed, and she just wanted to lie down at the feet of the shit shoveler.
The man stared at him for a moment, then leaned down and lifted him up by his neck. Then he stepped on the blood and unknown other things on the floor and walked to a sofa on the side of the porthole.
"Sit here for a while," he said, placing the cat next to him.
Carry him! Pick him up again! Did this person really have a cat?
Chi Qiong was extremely speechless. It's just that Shang still doesn't understand the situation, so he can only swallow his anger and hold his breath secretly. Seeing the human being taking a tablet next to him and starting to look for some information, Chi Qiong also got paralyzed on the sofa.
He desperately needed to clear his mind.
He had only been paralyzed for two minutes when a voice suddenly came from his mind. It's an electronic sound, imitating a teenager's sound, soft and crunchy, with a bit of shota's softness and cuteness, like the NPCs in some otome games that Chi Qiong has played.
The voice said: "Hello host, I am your auxiliary system, number 886. That's right, you are now in your favorite game "Chizha"! The character card you got is the protagonist Feng Cheng Jing’s companion spirit pet. How about it? Not surprising, not unexpected, not exciting!” Chi Qiong:...
Chi Qiong: "Can you tell me again?"
"Ah? Isn't that clear enough? Host, don't you like to play "Chi Zha" the most? Now you are in this game! Applause!"
Chi Qiong opened her cat eyes wide.
Starships, command halls, laser guns, if it were "Zha Zha", then everything would be explained.
But if this was really in "Chi Zha", if he really dressed up as Feng Chengjing's companion spiritual pet, then the shit shovel sitting next to him would smile just like his own son. A human being, isn’t it—his cub, Feng Chengjing? ? ?
There is such a good thing in the world!
Three years ago, the open beta of the interstellar game "Chizha" became an instant hit. Chi Qiong is one of the first public beta players of the game and a die-hard fan of Feng Chengjing, the protagonist of "Chi Zha".
His friendship with Feng Chengjing reached full in the game. He owned all of Feng Chengjing's skins. He downloaded dungeons day and night just to get weapons and materials to give to Feng Chengjing. He spent a lot of money and money. It's v17, and now, in the world of "Chi Zha", Feng Chengjing is right next to him.
Chi Qiong turned to look at Feng Chengjing.
After knowing that this person was his eldest son, everything suddenly became different. That person was just leaning on the sofa and looking at the tablet, but suddenly he added various filters, special effects, and apertures, making it look like he was glowing.
It's Feng Chengjing! It's his good boy, Feng Chengjing!
Alive! 3D! It will move! Feng Chengjing's eyes look like he has murderous intent! Ahhhh! ! !
No matter how exquisite the original painting is, it cannot depict his extraordinary beauty! No matter how beautiful his skin is, he can't match his beauty! No matter how gorgeous the language is, it cannot describe one ten thousandth of his temperament! Chi Qiong's heart was screaming wildly.
Unable to bear it any longer, Chi Qiong jumped down the mountain like a fierce tiger and threw herself into Feng Chengjing's arms.
This unfamiliar contact made Feng Chengjing frown. He wasn't used to it. He should have thrown the cat away by the scruff of his neck, but——
He froze in place, letting the living, warm, plush animal pounce on his chest, opening a pair of wet, watery, gem-like blue eyes, looking at him deeply and wholeheartedly.
My heart seemed to have been stabbed somewhere.
He couldn't let the cat go.
The next second, Chi Qiong said violently in her heart: "Zai Zai, you are suffering, dad is here!!!"
Feng Cheng Jingshang was still immersed in the emotion he had never felt before, and then suddenly looked at the cat, with deep confusion in his eyes.
But Chi Qiong didn't realize it. His paw was resting on his cub's heart, and the whole cat was bubbling with happiness, wishing it could take off on the spot.
System 886 in my mind was completely speechless. It has seen too many cries of ghosts and howls and insists on returning to the host of the original world. This host's style of painting is not normal.
"Host, watch your words and deeds! You can't reveal that you are not a cat, otherwise you will stay in this game world forever and never be able to go back to your original world!" 886 shouted frantically.
"Ah?" Chi Qiong raised Maomao's head in surprise, "Do I deserve such a good thing? Let me stay here, I don't want to go back in the future!"
886: "..."
886: "Can you get off the protagonist first? He has definitely begun to doubt you!"
Almost reluctantly, Chi Qiong climbed out of Feng Chengjing's arms, and then he squatted on the sofa, looking at his cub with bright eyes.
"Chi Zha" is a mobile game set in the future interstellar era. It tells the story of how the beautiful and powerful protagonist Feng Chengjing grew from an underappreciated imperial prince to a new generation of "Star War God" who dominates the universe. story.
Now, the game is about to begin. The protagonist Feng Chengjing was accidentally lost when he was young, and was moved to a low-grade garbage planet. He grew up there and had a very miserable childhood. When he was 20 years old, the empire rediscovered their third prince, and through genetic comparison, found his companion spiritual pet who was also on the garbage planet.
The empire sent a warship to pick up the third prince back to the Emperor Star. On the way, he encountered interstellar pirates. Feng Chengjing's companion spirit pet died unexpectedly due to the attack by the interstellar pirates. This is the plot of this episode.
Therefore, the people that Feng Chengjing shot and killed before were a group of star thieves who had done all kinds of bad things and were full of evil.
886 is still explaining the background: "Host, there is something wrong with this game world, so we chose you, a senior player of "Chi Zha", to enter the game world, find unknown bugs, and push the world to the end. In After that, your mission is complete.”
The system emphasized: "You must remember that you must not let Feng Chengjing or anyone in this world discover that you are not a cat. This will trigger a backlash from the will of the world - ah, are you listening?"
Chi Qiong chuckled and said: "Brother, I have to tell you one thing. Dad has played more games than you have ever taken as a host. Ah 886, the real version of my son is much better than his figure. , I have all three of his 6:1 soldiers, and I thought they were quite exquisite, but the real-life version still looks better.”
886: "You've had enough!!!"
Probably because the pet's gaze was too harsh, Feng Chengjing finally couldn't help it, turned his head and looked at this very cute kitten.
Then he was horrified to find that the cat was looking at him with a strange look.
This kind of look seems to be called "kindness".
Just love...
(End of chapter)
The author said: ★★Pre-receipt of "Wealthy Stepfathers, Shameless Parenting" and "After Sharing the Voices of Top Boy Groups"
★★Final article "Running with the ball for 6 years and becoming a long-distance running champion"
[Complete article next door "Running with the ball for 6 years and becoming a long-distance running champion"]
After Qiao Xia died unexpectedly, he became the protagonist of a bloody novel about running with a ball. He and the protagonist will go through a series of stories in which "he escapes, he chases, and they are unable to fly", and in the end he ends up being inexplicably HE.
Qiao Xia: (questioning calmly) Why did I walk in?
System: Because it is detected that the host is very proficient and good at the business of "running with the ball".
Qiao Xia: That’s because I like to play football! ! !
Qiao Xia originally refused, but due to various circumstances, he and the protagonist Gong Yan Yunxi ended up getting together.
Fortunately, Yan Yunxi has a handsome appearance, a sharp profile, and an ascetic personality. He is awe-inspiring and hard to invade, making people want to climb.
Qiao Xia: OK, I agree. Come.
After the spring breeze, the iceberg melted, and Qiao Xia took the ball and ran away before the plot of sadomasochism began.
It turns out that he is really good at running with the ball.
His ball turned into a cub, and the cub slowly grew up and became self-taught. He learned programming, stock trading, and hacking, and became the famous Teletubbies - ah, no, a genius baby.
In the past six years, Qiao Xia has let herself go, flourished, and lived happily. The story of "it is difficult to fly even if you have wings" has not yet begun.
Yan Yunxi, basically, catch, no, stop, him.
Six years later, the system task deadline was approaching, and Qiao Xia reluctantly returned to China.
Yan Yunxi looked at Bingxue's cute child and gritted his teeth: "Qiao Xia, you can do it, you can be ruthless, you can do it."
According to the original work, there should be 20 chapters of bloody misunderstandings here, but——
Qiao Xia: "Yours."
Yan Yunxi:?
Qiao Xia: "I gave birth to him."
Yan Yunxi:? ? ? ? ?
Qiao Xia: "No more polite words, now let's fast forward to the 'it's hard to fly with wings' section."
He picked up the baby and ran away.
Yan Yunxi tried to chase.
He ran very hard, but he... couldn't catch up.
I just can’t catch up! ! ! I can’t catch up at all! ! ! How could his wife run so fast!
He decided to start with his son.
Yan Yunxi coaxed in a gentle voice: "Baby, help me catch your dad, and I'll buy you Ultraman, okay?"
His son glanced at him: "Call me Mr. Qiao."
[Pre-receipt of "Wealthy Stepfather, Rare Parenting", please collect it]
Cheng Leyan was uninhibited and indulgent all his life and only loved money. In order to make money, he worked five jobs. As a result, he died unexpectedly and became the greedy and vicious cannon fodder stepfather in a novel.
The original owner married into a wealthy family because of her horoscope, but she couldn't satisfy her desires and did nothing. She punched Nanshan Nursing Home and tortured the vegetative old man; kicked Beihai Kindergarten and abused her cub stepson.
The stepson later became the main villain of the book, and the original protagonist was extremely miserable.
Cheng Leyan: ...Hey, let’s get divorced and run away.
As a result, Lao Gong's mother handed over a check: "This month's living expenses are one million. What did you just say? Divorce?"
Cheng Leyan grabbed the check, looked at it again and again, and finally raised his head and said enthusiastically: "Mom! You are my biological mother! Come and sit here, and I will kowtow to you first."
Rong's mother sat up at two o'clock in the middle of the night: No, is he sick?
Cheng Leyan made a calculation, stepfather from a wealthy family, wouldn't this be a perfect job with more money, less work and close to home?
Not to mention, the future villain is now just a soft, sweet cub with baby fat, so super cute.
He couldn't control his sinful hands and rushed towards the cub.
The cub shivered, thinking it was going to be beaten again, but unexpectedly, the stepfather kissed and hugged him, lifted him up, and then shook him.
While shaking, he chanted in a measured tone: "Dudududu, start the rocking car! Dad's father is called grandpa, and father's mother is called grandma~"
The cub sat up at two o'clock in the middle of the night: "Bu Su, is he Su Su sick?"
*
Rong Wang was in a vegetative state for a year after the car accident and was still unconscious. However, one day, the groggy soul suddenly heard an energetic voice:
"Yo ho! There was a loud bang in the sky, and the old slave appeared on the stage! Husband, I will protect your health!"
"Next, I will report today's news for you. The first one: A man in Qingdao was caught while diving as a big fish. After untying him, he changed places to dive and was caught again. Hahaha, hahahaha!"
Rong Wang:………………
What a mess. Who is your husband?
Rong Wang could gradually hear more sounds.
He listened to his "wife" read him shady news and inspirational jokes every day, and also played electronic wooden fish for him to accumulate cyber merits and help him meet the mechanical Buddha as soon as possible and achieve online bliss.
Rong Wang: I’m determined, my wife.
For some reason, my little wife is always worried that her son will become a love-minded legal maker. Various educations:
"Bao, why are you talking about love? It's vulgar, you have to talk about money!"
"When you ask what love is in the world, one is money and the other is red envelopes."
"Bao, look at your biological father, he is so handsome. With money, I can get ten male models like him with one phone call!"
Rong Wang: ...Ten.
Ten, right?
Male model?
I. horse. superior. Awake.
[Advance collection of "After Sharing the Voices of Top Boy Groups" Please collect]
Aandon is a popular black and red boy band with a total of five members, four of whom are the most popular members all year round.
The boss has a love brain and is obsessed with a certain movie star. In order to pursue love, he entered the entertainment industry in a high-profile manner, and he surrounds him every day like a licking dog.
The second child has yin and yang eyes and a light character. He bumped into Ah Piao frequently since he was a child, and he was often frightened to the point of going crazy.
The third child, Fu Di Mo, was an adopted son of a wealthy family who was treated harshly, but he devoted himself to his adoptive parents' family. He was sucked for blood and had not yet recovered.
The fourth son is a resentful husband from a rich family, has a bad personality, is weak and can be bullied, is so depressed that he can only wash his underwear with a cold face.
The above four people have contributed almost all of Abandon’s popularity, and gossip can support a number of marketing accounts.
Lao Wu is just a passerby, with a background board that is so transparent that he has no sense of existence.
Several people are working on their own and are not familiar with each other at all. Until one day, something strange happened:
They actually shared their thoughts.
It was a variety show at that time. They played "You draw and I guess" and set a new record. They played "Quick Question and Answer" and knew the other people well. They played "Password Relay" with an accuracy rate of 100%. Their tacit understanding was extraordinary.
Xiti hot search #Abandon团hun#.
The only fans who are in a state of tearing apart:! ? ! ? ! ?
What the hell? You're telling me Abandon has a group spirit! ?
After "sharing their voices", the few of them had no secrets to speak of.
It’s just that the four top players soon discovered that they could hear Lao Wu’s voice, but Lao Wu couldn’t hear them at all and knew nothing about the “voice sharing” incident.
But that little transparent guy who is unknown, talks little and is restrained, his inner voice is...
It makes people cut their buttocks with a knife, and it opens their eyes.
When a certain movie star "doesn't take the initiative, refuses, or is not responsible" for his boss——
Xiao Wu is calm and harmless on the surface, but in his heart: [You can get grass and plums, how dare this big dog pretend to be innocent? Watch me break his legs. 】
The next day, the actor broke his leg and went to the hospital.
The rest of Abandon:?
The second child bumped into a ghost again, screaming and crawling all over the floor——
Xiaowu looks weak and well-behaved, but in his heart: [The ghost king likes the second child, how dare he scare people in front of me? Kind of. I slaughtered all his lairs. 】
The next day, a bunch of monsters and demons knelt in front of Lao Er's door and begged for forgiveness.
The rest of Abandon:? ? ?
When the third/fourth child is bullied again——
Xiao Wu is innocent and ignorant on the surface, but in his heart: [Now any big swordsman dares to bully my people! ? Okay, they’re all sharks. 】
The rest of Abandon:? ? ? ? ?
Xiaowu, ah, no, Brother Wu, please calm down! Calm down! ! !
The four people rushed to Xiao Wu and said all kinds of sweet things to him:
"Fifth brother, you may not know much about it. Times have changed. Let's just say it is not popular here to kill someone directly."
"Yes, Fifth Brother. After all, friends who often kill people should know that it is easier to kill than to bury the body."
"Yes, yes, fifth brother, don't be angry. Come and read with me. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."
The stupid hair on Xiaowu's head shook, and he looked cute: "Huh?"
Agent passing by: "Crazy! Everyone is crazy!!!"
Later...
Abandon's stage exploded, and their singles exploded, turning them from black and red into a truly top-notch boy band.
What makes fans even more teary-eyed is that the eldest brother cut off love without being a licker, the second child got rid of the ghost spirit and was full of energy, the third child successfully left home and became relaxed, and even the fourth child finally had a hard time, divorced and left, leaving her ex-husband Brother, I went with the wind.
Everyone is celebrating!
Agent: (Wiping tears) "It's better to be crazy, it's better to be crazy!"
【Small Theater】
At a certain celebration banquet, Xiao Wu met the company's boss Shen Guanchao.
He looked innocent and thought: [It looks good, I will take it back and use it as a furnace tomorrow. 】
Unexpectedly, the next second, his teammates gathered around and started yelling at the big boss:
"Mr. Shen, come and meet our fifth brother. Don't be disrespectful."
"Fifth brother is unmarried this year, Mr. Shen, if you have the opportunity, you must seize it."
"I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Shen, you don't want to reject the love of a god, do you?"
Xiao Wu was so stunned that he almost burst into tears: [Grass...I...I ride on a horse...not...I...]
Boss Shen was very calm. He drank the champagne in one gulp, put the glass down steadily, looked at Xiao Wu, and curled his lips: "I agree. Let's go?"