A cat's tongue is not smooth. It has small barbs growing into the throat. The feeling of actually touching the skin is not comfortable. It even hurts a little.
However, Feng Chengjing didn't feel pain, his senses were taken away by other things.
It was difficult to explain his feelings clearly, but from the place where the cat licked, it seemed as if an electric current was transmitted directly to his heart. His heart beat almost crazy, his blood became excited, and his mental field boiled uncontrollably.
"Turn around." He said, his hand holding the cat was a little unsteady, "Turn around, be good."
"Meow." Chi Qiong called out drowsily, put her paws on Feng Chengjing's shoulders, and rubbed his neck.
If it were a human being, even if he were beaten to death, he wouldn't be able to do the "licking" action. But in the cat's shell, this action seemed to come from instinct without enough time to think about it.
ah! He suddenly thought of a serious problem, so he pulled the tablet again, and typed sleepily on it again: "Zai Zai, you were scratched by a cat. You need to get a rabies vaccine within 24 hours."< br>
"Meow" has even forgotten "Meow".
After finishing speaking, the cat yawned, pushed the tablet casually with its paw, and fell into Feng Chengjing's arms, soundly sleeping.
When he was sleeping, his stomach was rising and falling with his breathing, his beard was moving, and his two pink paws were placed on the side of his head. The whole cat was extremely well-behaved.
Feng Chengjing pinched his pads, then buried it into the cat's fur and took a few breaths. Now the place is filled with his scent.
He kissed the top of the cat's head gently.
Good night, little drunk cat.
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When Chi Qiong woke up, it was already broad daylight.
The cat yawned and felt dizzy. I was so thirsty that I got up in a daze and wanted to jump out of bed to drink water, but I actually fell down.
——After turning into a cat, his balance has been greatly improved. Chi Qiong never thought that he would fall!
"886, what did you drink yesterday? Your game mall doesn't sell fake bars." Chi Qiong complained.
The cat shook his head and finally felt he had found a clear direction. Not far away was his usual drinking cup, which was full. Chi Qiong drank a gulp of water.
"How could it be fake wine! But it seems, indeed, it is a little bit easy to get drunk." 886 said with a guilty conscience. The system witnessed yesterday's grand scene of spiritual pets collectively acting drunkenly.
Chi Qiong sat there for a while before feeling better. When he opened his eyes and looked around, he found that Feng Chengjing's bedroom was full of clothes, all kinds of sparkling clothes, surrounded by special effects, blinding his eyes.
They are all clothes from the system mall.
"What is this for?" Chi Qiong was confused, "Why are there so many clothes? Did I give the skin to Zai Zai yesterday?"
"Host, you were playing 'Miracle Jingjing' yesterday, and you had so much fun! You directed the protagonist to change a lot of clothes, and you also graded his outfits. Some of the outfits you didn't think looked good, so you gave him a failing grade. !" 886 said with embarrassment.
"...What! I have no memory at all!" Chi Qiong wailed, "Isn't this the same as playing the game for a long time and forgetting to save it? 886 You can't take pictures, record videos, or take mementos. This crappy system of yours, you have to What’s the use of you!”
"Host, I reported to the leader before. The leader now allows me to take 10 photos every day. But who told me to have such a useless system? The host probably doesn't need those 10 photos. Alas, leave it alone It still takes up storage space, so why not delete it quickly?”
Chi Qiong:! ! !
Chi Qiong: "Ten thousand yuan for a photo."
886 said flatteringly: "Dad! We are so familiar with each other, why should we talk about money in such a secular way? One hundred thousand dollars represents my father's trust in me and my admiration for my father! I will play the photos for my father now. ! ”
Chi Qiong took a look at it, and her thoughts were: Yesterday's me, yesterday's Zaizai, you guys were so big.
It can be said that the system is quite talented in this aspect. Those ten photos were selected by 886, including the cool and noble "Blood Prince" skin, the elegant "Campus Senior" skin, and even a set of "Gigolo". !
Feng Chengjing in a sleeveless leather jacket and tight leather pants! This wasn't Feng Chengjing's skin originally, but he actually wore it! The leather jacket was still open, exposing her abdominal muscles!
"Host, you gave this outfit 59 points, failing, because you said the protagonist doesn't look like a gigolo at all - Host, have you really seen a gigolo?" 886 asked curiously.
"I haven't seen anything about your father. Can you imagine the happiness of rich people?" Chi Qiong said casually.
The fact is that Feng Chengjing has never seen him like this before!
In the photo, Feng Chengjing looked sideways, her body full of hormones. Chi Qiong glanced at it twice and quickly cut out the next photo.
I'm sorry, Zaizai. Dad should have given you 99 points. The one point deducted was because he was afraid that you would really run away and become a gigolo.
At this moment, Feng Chengjing walked in with a piece of dried fish.
"Wake up and take a walk," he said.
Inexplicably, Chi Qiong suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
He was really out of his mind yesterday and was acting like this, but Feng Chengjing actually accompanied him. He said "meow" twice and ate two small dried fish from Feng Chengjing's hand,
After thinking about it, the cat still dragged it across the tablet, with his head drooped, and typed dejectedly: "I'm sorry, meow. I will never drink again, meow."
"Will you still play 'Miracle Jingjing' in the future?"
...Sorry, I really want to play! I was drunk yesterday and couldn’t remember a lot of things. I really want to do it again! And this game urgently needs an anti-addiction system, otherwise I will definitely keep playing it! Chi Qiong's heart was calling.
Feng Chengjing touched the cat's head and then along the cat's neck and back. His fingertips were slightly bent and he gently scratched the cat's hair.
Before he knew it, his cat-loving skills rapidly upgraded, from bronze to diamond.
The cat felt so comfortable that it had already laid down on the spot. Its stomach was purring, and its two paws held Feng Chengjing's hand in vain, wanting only to rub it.
"Zhuan Zhuan, you can drink if you want, and do whatever you want." Feng Chengjing said unhurriedly, "You can drink, you can play with guns, you can drive mechas, whatever. As long as you are happy, you can Yes.”
But you can’t have another master, you scumbag.
Chi Qiong felt so comfortable being massaged by that hand that she no longer knew what Feng Chengjing was talking about.
Drowsily, he thought, he was very happy now.
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About before lunch, Feng Chengyu and Xia Lixing came to the door. Both of them had huge dark circles under their eyes and were tired.
Feng Chengyu shouted angrily: "You can't drink anymore! Do you hear me, that cat of yours is not allowed to drink anymore! You are also not allowed to give wine to other spiritual pets!"
"Yes, Your Highness, you actually left like that yesterday, leaving His Highness and I to deal with the mess. We were afraid that our spiritual pet would run out and cause trouble, so we led the Emperor Star Guards to do it until the early morning! I was also harassed by my family Wei Feng took several bites. "Good-tempered Ru Xia Lixing couldn't bear it anymore.
Chi Qiong shrank back.
Don't yell at me, I'm just a poor little kitten who doesn't know how easy it is to get drunk...
"Don't speak so loudly." Feng Chengjing said, "Don't be frightened - my cat." In front of other people, he did not call out the name "Zhuan Zhuan" after all.
I just don’t want people to know.
"I've been checking up on the Lingkong number recently, and I'm almost exhausted. I spent the whole night yesterday and haven't slept yet." Feng Ergou was really full of resentment.
Feng Chengjing raised his eyes at this time: "How is the matter on the Lingkong?"
"What else can we do, let Si Xingyan run away. He has that wife, who knows who he is now." Feng Chengyu was extremely annoyed. The "Lingkong" incident has had a great impact on the emperor. The scale of security inspections in Star City has also been suddenly upgraded recently. In addition, a high-ranking noble in the empire is actually a member of the Star Thief. He has been very worried recently.
I sent my spiritual pet to play because I obviously wanted to take a break from the busy schedule to change my mood, but this happened to me.
"Also, the guy with you in the surveillance, the pink-haired guy, his name is Chi Qiong, right? He also disappeared from the Lingkong. This person has no idea how to get on the Lingkong! There is no information about his past. I can't find it. I suspect his face is fake. What did he reveal when he was with you?" Feng Chengyu asked again.
"It revealed that he is a violent anti-humanity element." Feng Chengjing said without hesitation.
"Is that so?" Feng Chengyu said doubtfully, thinking that he would be watching you from the surveillance records.
Then he saw Feng Chengjing getting confused by his cat. He was not angry, but actually petted the cat in front of his brother and his subordinates.
Feng Chengyu was really speechless: "What's going on with your cat? He brought out the wine yesterday, right? Where did he bring it out?" Thinking of this, he asked suspiciously, "Ah Jing , you have a 'space box'? You shouldn't give your 'space box' to the cat, right?"
In fact, over the past few days, Feng Chengjing has also figured out that the cat does have something similar to a "space box" that allows him to take things out from another space, but it should not be a real "space box". In other words, it is not a technological product of the interstellar age at all.
There are so many secrets hidden in the cat that Feng Chengjing even avoids exploring and getting to the bottom of it. It seems that he has a magical premonition in his heart that if he asks too many questions, the cat will leave.
At this time, when he heard Feng Chengyu ask this, he said: "It's not a great thing. If he wants it, just give it to him."
This isn’t even called “amazing stuff”! The academy of sciences in the entire empire only produced five in total! Feng Chengyu almost wanted to slap him in the face.
After taking two deep breaths to calm down, he asked directly: "What's going on with the mechas outside?" His expression became a little serious, "A-Jing, I just want to know what happened to you, Star Thief, and Si Is there any personal contact with Xingyan?”
In the previous life, they were also suspicious of each other. Feng Chengyu believed that Feng Chengjing colluded with the Star Thieves and intended to destroy the empire; Feng Chengjing believed that Feng Chengyu had already been connected with the Star Thieves, and even that he was taken away from the Emperor Star when he was a child, it was all the fault of the other party.
But that was just suspicion, Feng Chengyu had never really asked like this. After reviving his life, Feng Chengjing even breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Feng Chengyu say this.
He didn't answer right away, but Chi Qiong was a little anxious.
In the game, the brothers Feng Chengjing and Feng Ergou are almost like "mute characters" deliberately created by the plot planner to create difficulties for the protagonist. It was obviously a misunderstanding, but neither of them said anything! Don’t you have a mouth? You are not acting in an idol drama, okay?
The cat looked at Feng Chengjing, then simply dragged out the tablet and started typing with its paws. Feng Chengyu was stunned: "What's going on? This cat is typing??? He can use human language, and he can also use a tablet? Have you seen Ah Jing, he is typing!"
Xia Lixing was also shocked: "Oh my God, Maomao, you are so awesome and smart! You can even use a tablet, is there anything else that Maomao can't do?"
"...He will not change his master." Feng Chengjing said expressionlessly.
Xia Lixing: That's enough for you!
At this time, the cat had already finished typing, so he pushed the tablet forward and let out a "meow". Several people stretched their heads to take a look and saw on the tablet: "Don't you two have mouths? Don't you know how to talk? Meow."
Feng Chengyu was completely shocked. To be honest, from birth to now, except for Lu Mingfeng, his political marriage prince, there is basically no other person in the empire who can talk to him like this.
Now, the second one appeared, and it turned out to be...a meow!
He looked at Feng Chengjing with the feeling of "doubting everything and denying everything" and thought, Feng Laosan, you'd better educate your cat quickly.
Unexpectedly, the next second, he saw his younger brother who was as cold as an ice cube facing him. The younger brother who once boasted, "My cat will float on the water for me for a year if it can't find the Lingkong." His mental strength almost collapsed. The younger brother, whose entire ship was destroyed, actually rubbed the cat's little head with a gentle look on his face.
He said in a soft voice: "Why are you meddling in other people's business again? Some people don't have mouths, it's none of your business."
Feng Chengyu: ...Thank you so much! Who are the people who are talking about those who are not talking about it? Could they be talking about me?
"What the hell are you talking about? Don't you know if I have a mouth or not?" he said angrily.
The little angel Xia Lixing quickly spoke up and said: "What Maomao means is that since you two have long mouths, you can open your mouths to explain, right? For example, the third prince, how can you be related to the Star Thief? You If you have any doubts, you can ask the second prince.”
Chi Qiong's two cat paws just wanted to applaud. As expected of Doraemon, the almighty Xia Lixing! That’s exactly what it means!
As a result, Feng Chengjing and Feng Ergou looked at each other, and then no one said anything. They both looked away at the same time.
...He is really dumb!
Maomao was shocked.
Feng Chengyu was not only mute, but also stood up abruptly: "I'm leaving."
Don't go, you! Chi Qiong quickly "meowed" a few times, and the cat's claws continued to type.
This time, what he said was: "Xuanfeng told me that there was a traitor among your men. Last time you took him on a business trip to a beautiful planet. He was lying on a tree and found that your men were meeting Si Xingyan. Meow. .”
Feng Chengyu's face looked solemn: "Xuanfeng recognizes that is Si Xingyan?"
Chi Qiong typed wordlessly: "He is not stupid. Not only did he know Si Xingyan, he was also persuaded by Si Xingyan and planned to lead a group of animals to resist the violent rule of humans, meow."
Feng Chengyu's face turned as if he had eaten a poisonous mushroom. He thought for a while and asked cautiously: "Can Tornado use a tablet?"
Chi Qiong shook his head. The spiritual pets in the interstellar era have very high IQs and can understand human language, but they do not know how to type on tablets or communicate with humans, and they do not seem to want to do so.
Feng Chengyu then said confidently: "Then you come home with me. I have something to tell Xuanfeng, and you can translate it for me."
Chi Qiong: ...It’s really a seal of two dogs! What you say is so stupid!
As a result, before he could type the sentence "Am I your father?", Feng Chengjing hugged the cat in his arms and decisively refused: "No. This is my cat."
"What's wrong with me borrowing your cat? This matter is big or small, and the consequences may be serious for the empire!"
"It's none of my business." Feng Chengjing had a cool smile on his face, "I only know that this is my cat."
Feng Chengyu was so angry that his eyes darkened and he stopped talking. He strode out of Feng Chengjing's place.
That is to say, as soon as his front foot went out, Chi Qiong on the back foot received a system prompt:
Players advance the plot and gain 50 plot points.
And such a good thing! Still 50 plot points! Chi Qiong originally thought that his efforts were in vain and that these two mutes would repeat the same mistakes in the game. But looking at it this way, it turned out that it really had some effect!
Chi Qiong was delighted.
Feng Chengyu went out, still furious, and quickly dialed the message for the eldest princess Feng Chenghuan.
"Elder Sister, Ah Jing is basically a cat slave! I wanted to borrow his cat for something, but he not only refused to borrow it, but also laughed at me. As for that, isn't it just a cat? What happened last time on the Lingkong I didn’t even tell you that he was crazy about that cat. What he knew was a cat, but what he didn’t know was that he thought it was his wife!”
Feng Chenghuan's voice was steady and calm: "It's okay, why are you borrowing his cat? Someone asked you to borrow Mingfeng, do you want to borrow it?"
"Of course I'll borrow it, so he won't have to look for me at home all day, and his husky will bite me!" Feng Chengyu quickly shifted his fire and began to complain angrily to Lu Mingfeng.
About two or three minutes later, I heard a familiar voice coming from Feng Chenghuan's side: "I'm here with my eldest sister. Feng Laoer, you are a thief and you are still complaining about me behind my back. I have tolerated you for a long time. Go back." Let’s get divorced!”
Feng Chengyu:......
Why has he been so unlucky from yesterday to now? .
Feng Chengjing knew nothing about his brother's misfortune and didn't care. He was feeding dried fish to his cat. The outer layer of the small fish was coated with starch, and the spines were fried until crispy. The cat ate it so deliciously that Xia Lixing swallowed his saliva as he looked at it.
"Is this some new pet food?" he asked, "Your Highness, where did you buy it? I also want to make my home more prestige."
"I blew it up myself," Feng Chengjing said.
On the one hand, Xia Lixing was shocked and couldn't imagine his boss standing in the kitchen frying fish. On the other hand, he felt that it was not a bad character. When his boss faced this cat, he would always be a little confused. It's a normal behavior.
Who in the right mind would fly a mecha with a cat, right?
...Wait a minute, normal cats wouldn’t like to play with guns and shoot mechas, right? My tiger just likes to lie down and lick its paws lazily, and never wants to activate the mecha!
Xia Lixing was thinking randomly when he saw Feng Chengjing walking up to the cat while he was concentrating on eating dried fish. He first made a "silence" gesture, then lowered his voice and said softly: "I want another cat. Get me a cat."
……ha?
Xia Lixing was so frightened that he choked on his own saliva and started coughing so hard that the cat couldn't help but look up at him strangely.
What's going on! Didn't you just act more affectionate than the male protagonist in the movie? Why do you suddenly want to raise another cat? So my boss is really just a cat lover, not that this cat is special!
Does the cat know? He is actually an existence that can be replaced so easily!
God, why do I feel like this person is such a scumbag.
Xia Lixing's mood was complicated. After finally stopping his coughing, he asked weakly: "Why do you want to raise a cat again, Your Highness?"
"You care so much." Feng Chengjing said.
The fact is that yesterday he listened to a brainwashing kit that he didn't know where it came from in the cafe outside Galaxy Park. He suddenly felt that if he got one more cat, he might start to get jealous, and he no longer thought about finding one. Other owners, other cubs and so on.
But how could he say this to his subordinates?
Xia Lixing said quietly: "Your Highness, you may not know that cats have a strong sense of territory. It would not be good to have an extra cat. Cat may have some special behaviors."< br>
It’s all about this sense of territoriality.
It is still a very pleasant thing to be divided into one's own territory.
Feng Chengjing said: "I know all this. Just give me a cat. Ah - preferably a cat with an owner. I will send the cat back in the future."
Xia Lixing: I’ll keep him for two days and then I’ll send him back...what happened! Why has my boss become such a scumbag!
His eyes were full of condemnation, but he could only say: "Okay, Your Highness, I will try my best."
Looking at the cat, his eyes suddenly became sympathetic. Xia Lixing silently thought to himself, if the third prince didn't like the cat in the future, could he play with the cat more often? He can also comb the cat's hair, coax the cat to sleep, and he can also fry the cat's dried fish!
Probably because this man's eyes were gradually turning into a cat slave, Feng Chengjing calmly took a step forward, blocking his sight, and put a smile on his face again, and said coolly: "Xia Lixing, the matter is not settled yet. What are you thinking about?”
Xia Lixing quickly straightened up, coughed slightly, and said to Feng Chengjing: "Remember it, Your Highness, I will bring you a lovely cat soon."
He paused and then said, "One more thing, the F16 team will return to the Emperor Star this afternoon."
This team is the miscellaneous army led by Feng Chengjing. He had previously thrown them into the wilderness on the garbage planet to survive. Counting the time, they would indeed be back today.
Feng Chengjing said: "Okay, you and I can go meet them in the afternoon."
He knows very well what life is like on the garbage planet. Those Imperial soldiers who think highly of themselves may even lose a layer of their skin when they get to a place where they eat people without spitting out their bones.
When Chi Qiong finished eating the dried fish and ran over with short legs, she saw this man smiling happily.
"Turn around, I'll show you something fun this afternoon." Feng Chengjing held him on his lap, rubbed the cat's head and said.
(End of chapter)
The author says: Small Theater:
(1)
Drunk Chi Maomao: Zai Zai, your "gigolo" skin doesn't look like a gigolo at all, it looks like a killer, so I can only score 59 points unless you dance for me! The kind of dance you have to do together around a few sticks, meow meow meow.
Feng Xiaojing: ...Why did you go to see pole dancing before?
(2)
Feng Ergou/Xia Lixing: We were exhausted last night blabla (nagging for a long time)
Feng Xiaojing: I am also very tired. I have been playing games with my cat for a long time.
Little angels, I’m here to update. Thank you all for reading the article and chatting with me, hahaha. Love you!
Ah, by the way, regarding the fact that Feng Xiaojing wanted to raise another cat after hearing the brainwashing package, anyway, the one who suffered the loss and regretted it was not Chi Maomao~
Thank you for your watering, I will work hard to grow taller~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Xiangxiang; 5 bottles of Qinkun;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!