Chapter 12 Falling in love with the new generation of actresses in the entertainment industry
The audience in the live broadcast room also wrote "666" one after another.
But soon, Lu Bai was no longer so calm.
Because...
Bai Lu saw the next column and read out: "Lu Bai's ideal girlfriend, Zhang Zifeng, Zhao Jinmai, Yang Chaoyue, Zhu Xudan, Tan Songyun, Na Ya..."
"What the hell?"
Lu Bai's eyes widened, this thing is his ideal type!
It must have been filled in by the cheating brother.
This is because he wants him to fall in love with the new generation of actresses in the entertainment industry...
"Haha, they are all young and beautiful. Lu Bai, you have a very good sense of aesthetics!"
Bai Lu's tone was full of evil.
Lu Bai had no doubt that if he didn't explain it well, he would definitely die on the spot.
"I didn't write this. You know, I didn't know about recording variety shows before."
"Anyway, you have other sisters who are younger than me, better-looking than me, and better at making my brother happy than I am. Why is my brother telling me all this?"
"...Don't be like this, I'm afraid."
"It seems that my sister is not the best."
"..."
But everyone in the live broadcast room enjoyed it.
“They are indeed a couple wearing conspicuous bags, hahaha!”
"Lu Bai panicked! He panicked!"
"You belong to yes even if you are sweating profusely."
"Pfft haha! Bai Lu, is this chat literature about Dream of Red Mansions?"
Lu Bai scratched his head and said: "I really haven't filled it out before."
"The evidence is overwhelming."
Bai Lu made a fool of herself, but she was actually cheering inwardly.
Because those lists were actually made up by her.
The ideal type has only one name.
Her name is Bai Lu.
Although this file was probably filled in by Lu Bai's brother.
But we will never leave our brothers even if they are beaten to death...
Bai Lu has hundreds of millions of joy in her heart.
On the other side, Lu Bai also found a stack of A4 paper, picked it up and looked at it carefully.
"The ideal person must have good looks, a nice voice, a sense of humor, be able to cook, and have eight-pack abs. The most important thing is that he can be hugged by a princess."
Lu Bai was stunned for a moment and asked: "Did you write it in my image?"
"Shit! You are so shameless! Give it back to me! Don't look at it!"
Bai Lu blushed slightly and quickly stood up to grab the file back.
Although she didn't take Lu Bai's photo.
But the information description in the file is from Lu Bai himself!
Ahhh!
Why are the show crew so bad!
At first, she thought the program team was just looking for amateurs with information.
Unexpectedly, it was actually a public execution!
"He has a mixed personality of introversion and introversion, and is a bit of a germaphobe. Anyone who enters the bathroom must be cleaned with water."
Lu Bai held the file high, and after reading it aloud, he asked curiously: "Is it true or false? Do you have mysophobia?"
"Ahhh! I'm going to kill you!"
Bai Lu's little pink fist kept hitting Lu Bai.
Lu Bai rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and ran away quickly.
While running, I thought: "My hobby is growing flowers and plants, but I often keep them to death. If I do, I will... cry? Wow, so cute!"
"The dream is to open a snack store that does not sell to the outside world..."
"Lu Bai!!! You! Stop reading! I will return the file to you, and you will return it to me!"
Bai Lu squatted on the ground and covered her face with her hands. She was too embarrassed to see anyone.
"...Hey, are you angry?"
Seeing Bai Lu squatting motionless, Lu Bai panicked.
Bai Lu didn't answer, and her shoulders shook even more.
Damn it!
Crying?
Lu Bai was really at a loss.
He is most afraid of girls crying.
He doesn’t know how to coax!
Slowly moved forward, squatted down, gently patted Bai Lu's shoulder, and whispered: "Don't... don't cry, I won't read anymore."
Bai Lu said nothing, shook her shoulders, and shook off Lu Bai's hand.
"..."
Lu Bai scratched his head, what can be done?
He has no experience!
"Well, let me tell you some jokes?"
Lu Bai thought for a while and said: "Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife, and the white lady died after putting it on. Do you know why?"
Bai Lu still didn't answer.
Lu Bai laughed: "Because what Xu Xian bought was a peaked cap (snake-pressing cap)."
Bai Lu's shoulders shook a few times: "..."
Lu Bai laughed: "It's not funny, is it... I also have another one that's at the bottom of the box!"
After organizing the language, Lu Bai said:
"You should have seen Transformers, right? Let's say that one day Optimus Prime and Megatron fought. Optimus Prime lost and was broken up by Megatron and turned into a pile of parts." "Then Bumblebee Collected these parts and found a car repairman to repair Optimus Prime.”
"The old master asked, what is this?"
As he spoke, Lu Bai couldn't hold back his laughter.
This made Bai Lu, who was squatting, almost lose his power.
After laughing for a while, Lu Bai continued: "Bumblebee said that if you are well, you will be sunny (Qingtian)."
Bai Lu's shoulders shook even more.
When she couldn't bear it anymore, she took out one hand, punched Lu Bai, and then buried her head again.
"..."
Why do I cry more and more the more I hear this?
Is it really too cold?
However, the live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter.
"No, this is all a bad homophone, hahaha!"
"Forgive me for my low smile!"
"It's not that the joke is funny, but the way Lu Bai can't hold back his laughter is so funny!"
"Brother Lu Bai, you are trying to coax people, but you still smile so happily!"
"You're laughing so hard! Bai Lu can't hold it back, right?"
……
Seeing the white dew, he still didn't move.
Lu Bai was a little at a loss.
Suddenly, he remembered the piano on the terrace and said: "Stop crying, can I sing a song for you later?"
Sing?
Bai Lu's eyes suddenly lit up while he was squatting.
She stood up immediately, grabbed the A4 paper from Lu Bai's hand with one hand, jumped two steps away, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha! That's what you said! Don't lie! You are such a fool~ I'm going to kill you~ Hahaha Goose Goose~”
"..."
Lu Bai was stunned for a moment, so he was deceived by this girl?
She didn’t cry because of feelings?
But there was a slight curve in the corner of Lu Bai's mouth.
It seems...
Isn’t it a good feeling to coax people?
"I'm definitely not lying. What song do you want to listen to?"
Lu Bai smiled, it was just singing, it was not a trivial matter.
Mainly, he also wanted to test the system's skills.
A super chef is so awesome.
What kind of surprise will [perfect level] singing skills give him?
Lu Bai was looking forward to it.
"I want to hear..."
Before Bai Lu finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.
Then, Lin Mengqing opened the door and walked in.
"Um, am I disturbing you?"
Lin Mengqing suddenly felt a little ambiguous in the atmosphere, as if she had become the brightest light bulb.
"No!"
"Is Lin Mengqing here on a mission?"
Both Lu Bai shook their heads in denial.
Lin Mengqing nodded, smiled and handed over a piece of paper.
Bai Lu took a step forward and looked at the content on the card: "Congratulations to the two of you for officially moving into the love cabin! Next, please choose a nice couple name!"
Couple names!
Bai Lu's eyes brightened slightly.
She likes this part!
"Lu Bai, what do you think?"
Bai Lu didn't have a clue for a while, so she wanted to hear what Lu Bai had to say.
After all, this guy is a top student.
It shouldn't be difficult for him to choose a name or something.
"Do you like animals?"
After thinking for a while, Lu Bai asked.
"I love it! I like kittens and puppies the most!"
Bai Lu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. She liked all good-looking creatures.
"That's it!"
Lu Bai clapped his hands: "Just use cats and dogs!"
"Isn't that too simple? I want something cute!"
Bai Lu pouted, a little dissatisfied.
"That's not easy."
Lu Bai smiled confidently and said: "We add east, west, south, north, for example, I am Mao Nanbei."
"Eh? It seems to work! Mao Nanbei and Goudong..."
As he talked, Bai Lu realized something was wrong.
"Ah!!! Lu Bai!!!"
"If you don't come back, I will cry!"
"..."
With just one word, Lu Bai obediently returned to the living room.
(End of chapter)