Chapter 17: A two-way illness
Seeing Bai Lu still lying in bed, Lu Bai took a deep breath and spoke directly:
"Oh~~~You're crying and you still can't get up~~~"
“I want to make money~~”
"Without money, you will just have to work~~~"
"Yo~~~"
The magical and highly penetrating folk song version of the "waking up ringtone" scared Bai Lu so much that she almost jumped out of bed.
"Ah! Lu Bai!!! I will kill you!"
Bai Lu opened her eyes and saw Lu Bai's handsome but annoying face, picked up her slippers and chased after him.
Lu Bai ran away immediately and said, "It was arranged by the program team! I have nothing to lose!"
"Go to hell!"
The slippers were thrown away.
"Damn it! Hidden weapon!"
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
A new day starts with you chasing me.
"Let's Fall in Love" studio.
"Welcome everyone back to the live broadcast room of "Let's Fall in Love". This is the second scene. I will join three love observers and have a sweet time with everyone."
The host Bingbing introduced the three love observers with a smile: "Let us welcome our old friends Teacher Meng Fei, Teacher Jin Jing, and new friend Zhao Lusi!"
The three of them greeted the audience in the live broadcast room in turn.
Bingbing looked at Zhao Lusi with a smile and asked: "Lu Si, this must be your first time on our show, right? How do you feel?"
Zhao Lusi said with excitement: "Not only is this my first time on our show, but this is also my first time as a love observer! This feeling of having sex on the front line is so exciting!"
Bingbing was amused by Zhao Lusi's words, and took the opportunity to ask: "Which couple do you fall in love with the most?"
Zhao Lusi seemed to have opened up the conversation: "That must be a double-white CP, I hate them so much! And the interaction between them is so interesting! I envy such a two-way illness, ah, it's not love!"
Everyone laughed.
This description is so right!
"By the way, are Bai Lu's criteria for choosing a mate really what she wrote?"
Jin Jing asked curiously.
"Really! Lu Bai is exactly what Bai Lu likes! I don't even know how your program team found such a suitable male god!"
Zhao Lusi's expression was very exaggerated, and his words were serious.
Then, Bingbing asked Jin Jing which couple she liked.
"I prefer the group of Dalin and Xiao Chaoyue. The interaction between them may not be so sweet, but it makes people feel very comfortable. The other one is Double White CP, they are like happy enemies. I was laughing at my aunt the whole time!"
"It seems that everyone is very obsessed with double-white CP!"
Bingbing looked at the last bald man: "Where is Teacher Meng Fei?"
"There is no doubt that I also like Lu Bai, who is very similar to me! This guy is exactly the same as me twenty years ago!"
Meng Fei's shamelessness was also "booed" by Bingbing and others.
Jin Jing even laughed and scolded: "But your shameless energy is exactly the same as Lu Bai's."
When everyone heard this, they all laughed.
"Without further ado, everyone can't wait any longer. Now let's turn the camera to the live broadcast room of four couples!"
"It seems that the program team is going to give everyone the first candy in the morning!"
“Special wake-up call service!”
Zhao Lusi's eyes brightened slightly and he moved forward, appearing extremely excited.
And the first three couples really lived up to expectations.
A pair is sweeter than a pair!
Especially the Gravity CP, it is full of sweetness.
"It's so sweet! Wang Hedi is so good at it!"
Zhao Lusi found that this pair seemed to be quite easy to get along with.
However, when the camera showed the double white CP, the painting style suddenly changed.
"Yo~——You can't get up even if you cry~~~"
“I want to make money~~!”
“Without money, you will have nothing to do~~~!”
The penetrating voice made Bingbing and the three guests stunned.
For a moment, they thought they had come to the wrong show.
Then I saw Bai Lu picking up her slippers and chasing Lu Bai.
Where’s the promised sugar?
"Goose goose..."
Zhao Lusi burst out laughing.
She likes Double Bai CP, not just because Bai Lu is a good friend. The most important thing is that it’s very popular to knock against double white CP!
This kind of hard knocking is a must-do project for contemporary knocking scientists!
Meng Fei commented sharply: "Haha! This Lu Bai must feel uncomfortable if he doesn't die for a day."
Jin Jing pursed her lips and smiled: "A mudslide in the CP world! But I like it!"
Bingbing concluded: "Sure enough, double white CP is very popular."
The camera returns to the double white CP live broadcast room.
Lu Bai and Bai Lu were sitting at the dining table.
There are two bowls of porridge, two fried eggs, and two glasses of milk on the dining table.
Obviously, this was breakfast prepared by Lu Bai early in the morning.
Bai Lu looked at all this with a complicated expression.
You said Lu Bai is always a bitch, and he can tease people to death without repaying their lives.
What kind of person is Lu Bai?
Bai Lu was full of curiosity about Lu Bai.
And she won't know.
The prerequisite for being tempted is to start with curiosity.
"Eat, what are you doing standing around?"
Lu Bai took a sip of milk and immediately exclaimed: "This milk! Drink it quickly!"
"??"
Bai Lu's face was filled with question marks. She picked up the milk and drank it. Didn't it taste like ordinary milk?
What’s so surprising?
Lu Bai pretended to be mysterious and said: "Haven't you noticed that every time you take a sip of milk, there will be one less sip of milk in the cup."
"..."
Bai Lu was speechless and said: "Lu Bai, if you don't need your mouth, just donate it"
It’s fine if you don’t say love words so early in the morning, but you still talk nonsense to me?
Lu Bai replied: "My mouth is usually in need except when I don't need it."
"Are you sick?"
Bai Lu felt speechless and funny.
"You know what? The wider you open your mouth, the more you eat."
Are you coming again?
Bai Lu simply smashed it and used magic to defeat the magic: "Yes! I just realized that this omelette is one bite less than one bite!"
Then she picked up the milk and tasted it, and praised: "Wow! This milk tastes great!"
"What's wrong?"
Just when Lu Bo was about to pick up the milk and take another sip, he heard Bai Lu say: "It smells like milk!"
6! ! !
What a teachable kid!
Bai Lu laughed loudly, come on, let’s hurt each other!
The live broadcast room burst into laughter.
“It’s really not like a family doesn’t come into the same house!”
"Dogs: I am not a human being, you are real dogs."
"Wow! This couple really looks like a couple!"
"Bai Lu is a bad learner, haha!"
"Magic defeats magic!"
Just when Lu Bai and Bai Lu were chatting about nutritious nonsense literature.
"You two are here for a mission. Complete the mission and cry to receive the love fund!"
PD Lin walked in and interrupted the childish conversation between the two.
"Another mission?"
Bai Lu took the task card from PD Lin and suddenly stopped talking after seeing the task content inside.
"What mission? Why don't you say anything?"
When Lu Bai saw that Bai Lu was silent, he took the task card and understood why Bai Lu was silent.
【Date A Live: Let the two couples choose their own date location and have their first date!】
Date!
The audience in the live broadcast room was excited!
This is the best place to make sweets!
If they choose a romantic place and the atmosphere is up, they might even see something amazing!
Lu Bai opened the card, and the program crew also thoughtfully listed many dating destinations for newbies.
amusement park.
zoo.
Ocean Park.
Pray at the temple.
Escape room.
……
Please collect and recommend! ! ! ! !
(End of chapter)