Chapter 22: I sneer at feudal superstition, but I can’t afford to kneel in the Temple of Wealth!
"Lu Bai! Didn't you say you are from the Photography Association? Why are the photos so ugly!"
Bai Lu complained crazily: "Look at how thick my legs are? And you made me look so short, like short legs!"
In response, Lu Bai sighed and explained: "I am a photographer, not a magician."
"Didn't you say that I have a pretty smile? Ah? Who smiles with teeth hanging out like hoes?"
"Is it possible that you just look like that? My camera doesn't lie."
"..."
Bai Lu closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and persuaded herself not to be angry.
But the more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the angrier I get, the more I think about it.
If it weren't for the prohibition of killing in the important place of Buddhism, Lu Bai would have died hundreds of times.
But the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped.
Bai Lu took Lu Bai's arm and tried to bite him.
Lu Bai, who had quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed the camera and ran away.
"Lu Bai, come back here and explain clearly!"
"My camera doesn't know how to beautify faces! Why don't you just go back and take a photo!"
"Lu Bai! Come back!!! Delete the photo!"
"Fifty a piece."
"???What did you say?"
"Free photos, 50 photos deleted!"
"Go to hell!"
"Then I'll make it cheaper for you?"
"..."
The live broadcast room went crazy with joy.
"Hahaha! As expected of God Lu! The leader in the straight male world!"
""I am a photographer, not a magician""
""You look like that, my camera doesn't lie""
"Lu Shen, don't you feel uncomfortable if you don't commit suicide for a day? Haha!"
The afternoon sun was still very strong, and Bailu already felt a little tired after running a few steps.
She simply stopped, rolled her eyes, and immediately squatted on the ground, burying her head in her knees.
When Lu Bai saw that Bai Lu hadn't caught up, he stopped immediately and looked back.
Good guy, are you crying again?
"Hey! Didn't you lie to me again?"
Even though he knew Bai Lu was faking, Lu Bai still turned around and came to Bai Lu.
He knelt down and coaxed: "Stop...crying. I'm just teasing you. Look at these photos."
Bai Lu originally wanted to fake crying, but after hearing Lu Bai's words, she raised her shining eyes.
She grabbed the camera and carefully compared the photos one by one.
"Wow! So beautiful???"
Bai Lu was stunned. The person here who is more beautiful than the fairy is really her?
The casual snapshots are also very atmospheric, comparable to the covers of fashion magazines!
And the entire live broadcast room was stunned!
The white dew under Lu Bai's lens is relaxed and natural, and the simple private clothes reveal tenderness everywhere, which is the most beautiful moment inadvertently!
"Damn it! This composition, this light and shadow!"
"Amazing! So beautiful!"
"Church! Lu Bai is really suitable to be a boyfriend! He is handsome, has great proportions, knows how to dress and take photos, and can plan when going out..."
“What a great photographer!”
"How angry I was before...how much I love Lu Bai now!"
"Ahhh! Can you please give me a dozen of such boyfriends?"
……
"How was it?"
Lu Bai looked at Bai Lu as if he was taking credit.
“Not bad!”
Bai Lu hummed: "The most important thing is that the model looks good!"
Lu Bai nodded and smiled: "Of course! Wherever you stand is the most beautiful scenery."
"..."
Bai Lu felt like her head was dizzy.
Lu Bai...praised her?
And...you are so good at boasting?
Bai Lu feels like riding a roller coaster.
She always felt that Lu Bai was a very magical person.
Call him irritating, he is indeed irritating.
But sometimes, he can coax people into numbness with just one word.
It was almost ecstasy.
"Are you not angry anymore?"
"Let's see how you perform!"
"Buy you ice cream?"
"You already owe me three!" "Then I owe you six now."
“Real~”
"Hmm!"
……
After paying double the amount of ice cream, Bai Lu finally forgave Lu Bai.
The two also walked into the temple gate side by side.
Bai Lu only felt a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere enveloped her like a veil.
The sound of Sanskrit music echoed in her ears, which seemed to have magic power, making her soul seem to be clarified and purified.
"Lu Bai, I always thought you didn't believe this."
Bai Lu lowered her voice, as if she was a little afraid that the gods would hear her if she said these words in Buddhism...
Lu Bai was amused by Bai Lu's cute appearance. He shook his head and said righteously: "As a young man in the 21st century, of course I believe in science. These feudal superstitions are not trustworthy!"
Not trustworthy?
Then you come again?
But before she could say anything, she saw a scene that refreshed her worldview...
I saw Lu Bai taking out two scratch-off tickets from his backpack, and then kneeling devoutly in front of the statue of the God of Wealth.
???
Bailu CPU is almost dry.
Do you believe this special code?
Is this unbelief?
And!
Are they all curled up like this now?
Are you using scratch-off music to worship God?
The audience in the live broadcast room was still very happy.
"Lu Bai: I sneer at feudal superstition, but I cannot afford to kneel in the Temple of Wealth!"
"The God of Wealth: Who knows, my family members are being kidnapped by morality!"
"Lu Bai: Between going to work and making progress, I choose to burn incense."
"I laughed so hard haha! This Lu Bai is really talented!"
"No, family members, is this a plot that carbon-based organisms can come up with?"
"Between cheating and doing the questions, he chose the method..."
……
After kneeling down devoutly, Lu Bai turned around and came to an open space.
Bai Lu didn't know why, but she followed him.
"Here, here you go, this scratch-off ticket has been opened, feel free to scratch it!"
Lu Bai handed over a scratch-off ticket with an expression on his face as if he had found a treasure.
"..."
Everyone in Bailu is dizzy.
Why does this Lu Bai have so many strange ideas?
But... it's interesting.
She didn't dislike the strangeness.
On the contrary, she inexplicably enjoyed it?
Bai Lu was about to scratch it with coins, but was stopped by Lu Bai.
"Don't!"
Lu Bai took out his ID card and gestured: "I just reported your name to the God of Wealth. In order to prevent mistaken identity, let's scratch it with the ID card."
Xiu'er!
Have you thought about real-name scratch prizes?
The live broadcast room burst into laughter!
"I will obey Lu Bai even if you don't support me!"
"I learned it! I will open a sports betting shop outside the temple tomorrow!"
"Why can he hold it in his mouth like this?"
……
The camera returns to the temple.
Bai Lu took out her ID card and started scratching the prizes.
At first, she didn't have any hope.
However...
"Ah!!! Lu Bai!!! I won! I won 500!"
Bai Lu was surprised and happy.
Could it be!
Is worshiping the God of Wealth really useful?
"Feudal superstition! Let me say that feudal superstition is untrustworthy!"
Lu Bai looked frustrated, he didn't get a penny!
But after hearing Bai Lu's words, others were stunned.
I originally thought about harvesting skill points, but I didn’t expect that I actually won?
Is this okay?
"Let's have a big dinner tonight!"
Bai Lu was a little excited. This was her first time winning a big prize.
"Okay, but will the program team allow us to use this money?"
really.
As soon as Lu Bai finished speaking, PD Lin's voice sounded: "You two, all your consumption can only be spent from the love fund."
"That's it..."
Bai Lu was a little regretful, she still wanted to have a big dinner tonight.
"It's okay!"
Lu Bai comforted him and said, "You can invite me again when the recording of the show is over."
Bai Lu stretched out her little finger and said with a smile: "That hook!"
……
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