Chapter 379: One episode each for the Regent and the Empress
My mind is attracted to something...
Qin Lang also encountered the situation described by the empress.
It was because of this that Qin Lang followed the direction of attraction and found the empress.
At that time, he thought it was the empress who was attracting him, but now it seemed that was not the case.
In the past, such a thing had not happened in the outside world, which meant that it was related to the Ten Thousand Souls Forest.
"Your Majesty, regarding our loss this time, Qing...cough...Master Bai and I have a guess, that is..."
"Master Bai has already told me about the formation...but...I thought it was not the case."
"Oh?"
……
At night, a new bonfire was lit again. Qin Lang and the others sat beside the bonfire and discussed the current situation. The atmosphere was very serious.
At least Qin Lang thought it was very serious.
He frowned and looked at Su Yupan:
"So Your Majesty thinks that this matter has nothing to do with the formation?"
Su Yupan nodded:
"Yeah."
Qin Lang thought there was more to come, but the scene was completely silent, with only the sound of crackling wood burning.
"Uh..."
Qin Lang had no choice but to ask:
"The Holy One said it was not a formation, but did you see anything?"
Su Yupan stared at the bonfire and nodded again:
"Yeah."
"..."
"Your Majesty, can you elaborate?"
"Yeah."
"..."
Qin Lang is so depressed.
What does this bitch mean?
Forget it if she just said yes, the key is that Qin Lang noticed that the more she responded, the more impatient her tone became, as if she was becoming more and more dissatisfied with every question Qin Lang asked.
Wasn't it okay when she tried to reconcile with Bai Qingqing...
Tsk, a woman’s heart is really a needle in the sea.
Anyway, Qin Lang couldn't figure out how he offended her. Just as he was struggling, something happened with the regent.
"...Woo..."
"?"
Qin Lang glanced at Bai Qingqing, who was sitting by the campfire with her hands and knees clasped. She seemed to have been restless for a while, and now it was even more obvious. Her fingers were constantly being twisted, her toes were touching each other, and her face was turning pink. Toot.
Coupled with her already childish voice and her soft whimpering from time to time, the contrast with her mature and pretty appearance is really...
Oh no, that doesn’t seem to be the point.
Qin Lang shook his head, it was the big head, and then leaned over with concern:
"Qingqing, are you okay?"
Bai Qingqing shook her head and nodded:
"This king...has something going on."
"?What's the matter?"
"It's not a big deal...it's very small...it's very small..."
She held out her thumb and index finger and pinched them together to show that they were small.
"..."
Qin Lang was so dizzy, why did the Riddler come over here instead of the Riddler over there?
well!
When will women in this world open their hearts to men?
Qin Lang looked at the regent's heart sadly. The reflection of the bonfire made her collar, which was accidentally scattered due to relaxation, flash with a soft white halo, which was indescribably charming...
Of course, this is not the time to admire.
"Qingqing, it's okay, just tell me if you have anything, it's me."
Qin Lang was good at tempting and gentle, but the regent always felt that he had the temperament of a big bad wolf seducing little sheep.
It's strange to say that I have always been the big bad wolf, and he is the little sheep...
Why do I gradually feel that the two people's roles have begun to be reversed? When did it start...
But since Ai Fei said this, Bai Qingqing didn't hesitate anymore. The main reason was that she couldn't hold it in any longer, so she leaned over and whispered in Ai Fei's ear:
"I...I want to pee..."
"..."
That's it?
What did Qin Lang think? He couldn't help but suddenly wanted to laugh.
Because Bai Qingqing's soft and waxy voice said "I want to pee" in his ear, it was like a daughter saying it to her father, and Qin Lang almost felt like he wanted to pee on the regent.
"Shush if you want. This is Ten Thousand Souls Forest and it's late at night. Go ahead."
"..."
The regent lowered his head and did not move or speak. Qin Lang suddenly realized something:
"Oh, that's right. You still have to be careful of danger. Can I go with you?"
"No...no need..."
"Then why don't you let the Holy One..."
"Don't!"
"?"
Qin Lang just briefly mentioned that he wanted Su Yupan to accompany her to relieve herself. Unexpectedly, the regent reacted so violently that his head shook like a rattle, and even his eyes showed a hint of fear.
Qin Lang was confused.
As for...
People have three urgent needs. They just need to pee, but those who don’t know it think it’s something shameful. She, the regent, is not such a little girl...
"Then..." Qin Lang rubbed his nose, "You can go alone, just over there, or over there, I will watch you from a distance."
"No...no, no water..."
"Water?"
Qin Lang was startled:
"Master Bai, now is not the time to be particular. Why don't you... shake yourself off?"
"What's shaking?"
"Uh..."
Yes, men can shake themselves off, but how can the regent do it...
Qin Lang thought like this, and a strange picture emerged in his mind: a plump butterfly flapping its wings on a rainy day, flying and flying, flying and flying... The higher it flies, the harder it rains...
"There doesn't seem to be any water around here. Qingqing, why don't you make do with it?"
"Let's make do..."
This...how can we make do with this!
Bai Qingqing was also anxious, her face turned red and her ears were red. Seeing that Qin Lang obviously didn't understand what she was anxious about, Bai Qingqing had no choice but to tug at his clothes:
"Come here..."
"?"
Qin Lang passed a little while, Bai Qingqing glanced at Su Yupan, and said to Qin Lang in a low voice:
"Come more!"
"..."
After Qin Lang moved a little further and was farther away from the empress, Bai Qingqing almost gritted her teeth and groaned out a few words:
"This king... what I want to pee... is not urine..."
"?" Qin Lang didn't understand this sentence at first, feeling that it was a wrong sentence.
Isn’t peeing just about peeing?
Doesn't peeing mean peeing?
He looked confused, so the regent immediately hummed the next sentence. Before humming, he also grabbed Qin Lang's waist severely:
"It's all your fault!"
"?"
"You...you were too far in...some things were still...left with me...and now you feel like...about to come out..."
"???"
After the regent finally described the truth of the matter with great difficulty, Qin Lang's eyes widened and he realized the key to the problem.
Okay…
He admitted that this situation was indeed difficult for the regent.
That's the regent. If it were another girl, it might take a whole day to say it out loud.
Of course, except for a certain third senior sister from a demon sect.
"Bai Qingqing, what's going on there..."
Please...you...collect_6_9_书_吧 (六//九//书//吧)
At this moment, as if she couldn't bear to see her face and the regent chattering in front of her, the empress finally took the initiative to interject and asked.
"Your Majesty, she..."
"I didn't ask you."
"..."
"Humph..."
Qin Lang seemed to hear a quiet hum. In short, he was sure that Su Yupan did have a new opinion about himself for some reason, so he deliberately became the Riddler just now.
Fortunately, the empress came to this area earlier than Qin Lang and Bai Qingqing, and has a better understanding of the surroundings, which really pointed out a direction:
"There is a small puddle not far from there. The terrain of Ten Thousand Souls Forest is very special this year. The poisonous mire and clear water are very distinct. At least the water sources I have seen along the way, even if there are fish, are extremely clean. , it can be considered lucky among misfortunes.”
What the Empress said was true, because the pond at Snake Lady's Peach Blossom Spring was also what she said.
Therefore, Bai Qingqing believed this with confidence and went to find water to "pee" in the direction pointed by the empress.
"Huh?"
Looking at her back, Su Yupan was really puzzled and murmured:
"Why is she walking... pinched... Could it be that her leg injury has recurred?"
"Ahem..."
As the initiator of this question, Qin Lang naturally found it difficult to answer. He chuckled, and while the regent was away, he shamelessly approached Su Yupan as soon as possible.
Su Yupan was also very skilled at managing his expressions. He immediately swept away the doubts on his face and put on a cold and indifferent look, but his eyes had a slightly aggrieved expression. He rolled his eyes at Qin Lang and turned away. Go away.
The magnitude of this twist was as if he was afraid that someone would not know that he was making trouble, so he deliberately wanted to remind him.
"Hey, Your Majesty, what...don't you feel very happy with your dragon face?"
"..."
The empress didn't answer, but just twisted her body further. Qin Lang quickly followed:
"Did Qin do something wrong?"
"..."
If the empress twists again, Qin Lang will follow.
"Then Qin said something wrong, right?"
In the end, the empress almost twisted around and then came back. When she heard Qin Lang say this, she finally twisted back a little:
"I heard that you and Bai Qingqing seem to be on your side..."
"This..." Qin Lang scratched his hair, "It's okay."
"Haha, she is a beloved concubine, and you are a green one...are you okay?"
"Hey...this...hehe..."
Qin Lang had nothing to argue with on this point, so he could only laugh awkwardly on the sidelines.
Seeing this, the empress was too lazy to pay attention to him, and continued to stare directly at the bonfire, as if muttering to herself:
"My sister is right, only new people laugh, how can old people cry when they recognize each other..."
"Huh?"
Qin Lang's face immediately filled with concern when he heard this, and he gently grabbed the empress's jade hand:
"This...are you crying?..."
"You're the one who's crying!"
"..."
"Huh, I won't cry for you, a heartless bastard! I won't shed a single tear!"
He said this, but Qin Lang thought, when you didn't care about the fairy disaster before, or when you were entangled with your feelings for the princess, didn't you cry no different from ordinary girls...
If there is a difference, could it be that Dragon Tears are sweeter?
Anyway, it took me a long time to figure out, could it be that the empress got jealous because of the title between herself and Bai Qingqing, which led to this incident?
"Your Majesty, I..."
"You!..."
"?"
The empress bit her red lips as if she couldn't bear it anymore, and Qin Lang couldn't help but shrink his neck.
What's going on?
He only said three words in total, something went wrong again?
"You...you pig head! What did you call me!"
"Your Majesty?"
"You still said that!"
"..."
Good guy, Qin Lang finally came to his senses when he saw the empress's look on the verge of crying, but she was just crying out of anger.
It turns out that I did say the wrong thing, and it was indeed a matter of address.
But the problem is not only that he and the regent are "chirping", but that while he and the regent call each other "qingqing" and "beloved concubine", he has always only called the empress "holy majesty".
This was originally a small detail that Qin Lang was used to deliberately avoiding using nicknames for the emperor when there were other people around. However, it was obviously not applicable to the current situation, and it was amplified in Jun's heart, which was difficult to predict. Su Yupan is not happy.
Knowing the reason, Qin Lang breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to take the initiative.
So, he hugged the empress's shoulders in a mean manner and deliberately opened his eyes to look into hers:
"So, what does Your Majesty want Qin to call you?"
"?!"
The empress' heart skipped a beat, something bad happened, this guy...this guy started asking questions knowingly!
"Just...just like usual...Why are you pretending to be confused!"
"Oh, the so-called king's ulterior motives are really difficult to guess if you don't say anything..."
"..."
The empress also knew that she was being treated as a guest. Although her face was getting hot, she couldn't resist the thief biting her ears arrogantly:
"Please clarify what your Majesty wants Qin to call His Majesty."
"I said it all! Just...you usually...do that in private..."
"What's that like?"
"...baby..."
The empress' snow-white neck turned red before she uttered two words. Qin Lang still didn't know what to do:
"What? Didn't hear clearly...Oh, it hurts! It hurts!!"
The final result was that Qin Lang tasted the feeling of having his ears pulled by His Majesty the Emperor.
Of course, it was also rare to hear His Majesty the Emperor speak in a voice as childish as the Prince Regent, full of anger and shame:
"I...I want you to call me baby! I am the baby of your thief!"
(End of chapter)