Chapter 818 Yuanshi Tianzun: It’s time to make a break! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
In the real world, Li Yu looked at the big golden carp weighing about ten kilograms and asked:
"Cao Cao caught this with a bamboo pole? He killed the fishing guys' equipment worth thousands of dollars instantly. Is this guy still a Deng Gang at the end of the Han Dynasty?"
Lu Bu said with a smile:
"Lao Zhang helped to catch it, and Ah Hao's two fish were enough to catch it even after dark. He was holding the bamboo pole with both hands, like a sentry on guard. He was not fishing material at all."
After eating and drinking on the water river for a while, Lu Bu came to the real world, brought the big fish over, and gave Cao Cao a newbie gift bag and other small gifts.
When the general of the Han Dynasty conquers the West returns to his throne, he must be rewarded.
Jia Xu asked:
"Does Ah Man have a clear understanding of the next plan?"
Lu Bu saw a basket of red apples on the table, picked one up, rubbed it on his body, brought it to his mouth and took a big bite:
"He has probably been thinking about this issue a lot recently, and has realized that the family is the source of obstacles to the development of the Han Dynasty. When he is guarding the Western Regions, he plans to take some time every day to write a memorial to impeach the family."
Li Yu imagined the consequences of this incident and said with a smile:
"In this way, Cao Cao will offend more people."
"He thinks it doesn't matter. The development of the Han Dynasty must break away from the shackles of the aristocratic family. If it succeeds, the aristocratic family will not have to worry about it. If it cannot succeed, the aristocratic family will have so many thorns in its flesh. Ah Man just wrote a memorial to impeach him, which is nothing."
Lu Bu thought the apples were good, so he put two in his arms, intending to give them to Cao Cao. Then he returned to the world of the book with the prepared black backpack in one hand.
At this time, Cao Cao had rowed to the shore and was leaning against a big tree by the river to sober up.
Of course, they said they were sobering up, but they were actually trying to digest what Lu Bu had said.
The world of the Han Dynasty is about to change, and a brand new Han Dynasty is about to appear. He, a rebellious minister and traitor, must seize this opportunity to rise up.
He does not seek to become a first-class minister, but at least creates a good creative environment for Zhi'er.
Such an excellent poem as "The White Horse" was actually written by Zhi'er. For this reason, as a father, he must devote his whole life to the man and cannot hold back his children.
Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Bu suddenly appeared, startling Cao Cao:
"Fengxian, are you back from the gods so soon?"
Lu Bu took a bite of the apple and said:
"Yes, my good brother is very satisfied with the fish you sent. I have prepared many real-world items for you. I will explain them to you one by one to prevent your thinking from keeping up with the development of society."
After Lu Bu finished speaking, he took out two more apples and handed them to Cao Cao:
"Take it. The new apples that my good brother, the Holy Son of Emperor Wa, bought today, taste good. I got two for you... There is a place called Aksu in the Western Region, which is now Wensu and Nancheng. The climate is very suitable for growing apples. In the real world, Aksu apples are sold well at home and abroad. When Ah Ma arrives in the Western Region, remember to develop it. As long as you can plant the apples well, leave the transportation to me and I will ask the gods to help transport them. "
Cao Cao took the apple with both hands, bowed to the sky first, then rubbed it on his belly and took a bite:
"This is the first time that I have eaten such a delicious apple. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, His Royal Highness the Holy Son."
Lu Bu smiled and said:
"If you want to thank me, open up the Han Dynasty's territory wider and let the people live a good life. This is the common wish of the Empress Nuwa and the Holy Son of Emperor Wa."
"Dare you disobey me!"
Eating apples made Cao Cao feel better:
"If you have time, please stay in Qiao County for three to five days, so that I can fulfill my duty as a landlord."
Lu Bu waved his hand:
"I don't have time. Let's wait until you get to Chang'an. Now I am leading my army down the river in boats, preparing to attack Jingzhou. I heard that Liu Biao has set up many water forts on the river, and we have to fight against them. Over there in western Liaoning Wen Yuan is also gathering an army to attack Liaodong in the next few days. Wen Yuan is also at the southern foot of Hangai Mountain, cleaning up the local Xianbei people. Sun Ce, the eldest son of Sun Wentai, is also fighting for the imperial court in Jiangdong. "
Everyone is working hard, but there is no time to stay in Qiao County.
Cao Cao imagined that scene and felt that within a year at the latest, the entire Han Dynasty would end its fragmentation and even create a larger territory.
But thinking that it was the rainy season, he asked:
"It is said that there are hundreds of miles of muddy land between western Liaoning and eastern Liaoning. If you are not careful, your army will be trapped. How did our army get across this place?"
Lu Bu smiled and said:
"What I don't know is that His Royal Highness the Holy Son's concubine and the four holy concubines were once given a piece of reed by Vairocana Buddha in the West. This leaf has the power to open roads in the mountains and build bridges in the water. The four saints The part of the Concubine and the Virgin Mary in the Clouds , has been used in the world of Journey to the West, which is sweeping Goguryeo. Now the reed leaves of the Great Holy Princess will be sent to our world to build bridges for the Han army and people and sweep across Liaodong Gongsundu.”
Cao Cao couldn't believe how shocking that scene was:
"What a great man! If I have the chance, I really want to see such miracles."
While the two were chatting, in the real world, Diao Chan looked at the big golden carp in the pool and asked playfully:
"Husband, do you want to eat this fish for lunch?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Eat, for such a big fish, you must make more dishes."
Mu Guiying put on her chef's hat and ordered like a head chef:
"Xiao Li, remember to scrape off the fish scales and fry them. Give your second wife a taste. She likes the crispy fried deliciousness... Of course, I also like it."
Diao Chan lightly hit Mu Guiying:
"Sister Guiying will act strangely. Be careful not to feed you fish later."
Mu Guiying quickly changed to a flattering expression:
"Has the second sister started bullying my poor, weak third sister again?"
Diao Chan: "..."
This second sister is about to become the baby's straitjacket.
Li Yu took the fish out of the pond, patted it on the forehead first, then chopped the tail of the fish, drained the blood, and then scraped the scales.
Generally, when cooking fish at home, bleeding is optional, but for large carp weighing more than ten pounds, bleeding is required. This can reduce the fishy smell of the fish and make the meat more tender.
The fish's scales were bigger than a fingernail, and Li Yu thought it would be delicious if fried.
This kind of operation made Yunxiao, who was learning cooking next to him, think of the Dragon Clan:
"I wonder how dragon scales taste when fried. I guess they are not unpalatable. If I have a chance, I will let my eldest brother catch a dragon and try it, and I will also let my husband taste the dragon meat."
When she said this, Li Yu was really moved:
"Let me pick out the heinous ones. Don't go directly to the East China Sea Crystal Palace to catch the dragon. That would have too much impact and be detrimental to internal stability."
Yunxiao nodded:
"Don't worry, husband, there are thousands of dragons in the sea. You can just grab one and eat it. It won't cause any harm."
Soon, a fish was cooked into seven or eight dishes by Li Yu, and coupled with the fresh Jiangsu food sent by Gan Ningtuo Lubu yesterday, a table of delicious food was completed.
Diao Chan sat down next to Li Yu, tasted the dishes first, then eagerly picked up the rice and launched an attack on the sweet and sour fish fillets:
"Hoho, sweet and sour fish without fish bones, I like it so much!"
Li Yu filled a small bowl of fish head and tofu soup and sipped it:
"This tastes good, delicious enough and delicious."
Yunxiao tasted it and asked:
"Any tips?"
"Just put some lard when making it."
After dinner, Diao Chan Yunxiao got into Mu Guiying's car and went to play in the city. She waited to pick up Zhou Ruotong at the high-speed rail station at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Li Yu originally wanted to go with him, but was ruthlessly rejected by the three ladies. He had to stay in the B&B and work with Lao Jia to formulate various strategies for the world in the book.
In the World of Conferred Gods, Jiang Ziya returned from the sea of blood. There are now less than a thousand places left among the 365 righteous gods and the hundreds of thousands of subordinate gods and stars.
If he hadn't been worried about leaving a place for Chanjiao, he would have even wanted to send all the miscellaneous fish in the Blood Sea to the Heavenly Court.
Now that the quota for the Conferred Gods has been used up, Jiang Ziya feels that the Conferred Gods should be promoted as soon as possible. This can not only avoid long nights and dreams and other changes, but also reduce the pressure on the world of Journey to the West.
It is a certainty that the world of Journey to the West will detonate calamities in the future.
If he could complete the Conferred Godship before the Journey to the West explosion, then Wukong would be much less stressed when facing the gods in heaven. Even if the blood-sea evil spirits with bad conduct, low moral conduct and negligible cultivation level and the lonely ghosts selected by the underworld can transform into gods, how strong can they be in combat?
Last time Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and was able to break into the Nantianmen. This time, there is a high probability that he will directly sweep through the Heavenly Palace, just like what the song says:
"Strike through the sky and be unbridled and unruly!"
What we failed to do in the Uprising last time, we must do it again this time.
Jiang Ziya returned to Chaoge City and went directly to the Human Race Sage Hall. He found Yang Jian who was in retreat and asked him about his insights on the Taoist Scriptures:
"You haven't even left the house recently. How are you doing with your understanding?"
With the original "Tao Jing" in hand, coupled with Yang Jian's good understanding and being at the peak of the Golden Immortal, he was supposed to be able to touch the threshold of Daluo soon, but Yang Jian has made little progress these days.
"Uncle Qi, my understanding of Tao deviates from the scriptures, so that I cannot fully understand the mystery of the scriptures."
Jiang Ziya asked curiously:
"What doubts do you have? Tell me."
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Yang Jian said:
"Monks seek immortality in order to be free and at ease, but there are many restrictions in the "Tao Jing", some of which are even obvious intimidation and punishment... What do you think was in the mind of Taoist Patriarch when he wrote this Tao Jing? Status? ”
These words reminded Jiang Ziya.
Although Lao Jiang's talent was very average, and he was just a little immortal when he came down the mountain to prepare for becoming a god, he was extremely familiar with the "Tao Jing" and practiced it almost in his spare time. He had already memorized the entire "Tao Jing" by heart.
Now hearing Yang Jian's words, Jiang Ziya also felt something:
"When you say that, I vaguely feel that something is wrong. I feel that the Taoist ancestor restrains the thoughts and behaviors of the monks through this Taoist scripture, keeping everyone within a controllable range... From this point of view, he preached through the three religions. The "Tao Jing" is actually to control the monks in the three realms."
In the past, Taoist ancestors were always regarded as selfless and dedicated senior masters. They single-handedly quelled the chaos of ancient times, ended the era of rampant demons, and incarnated the way of heaven in their bodies to stabilize the three realms.
Now that this filter is broken, Taozu’s sense of sanctity is gone.
Jiang Ziya felt that he was more in tune with Dao, and he said to Yang Jian:
"When Senior Brother Xuandu taught you the "Tao Jing", he once said, "Study Taoism, but you can't fully study Taoism." Perhaps he was hinting at this. I heard that among the people in the real world, there is also a saying that "it is not as good as to fully believe in the book." "No Book" says, don't be superstitious about scriptures, but look at the problem with a questioning eye."
When he said this, Yang Jian instantly felt enlightened, and his own realm also changed significantly. There was a vague feeling that he wanted to break through the limitations of Daluo.
In the Wa Palace, the empress noticed this scene, nodded and said:
"Yang Jian is indeed very talented in cultivating immortals. After a few words of advice from Jiang Shang, he showed signs of breaking through to Da Luo. If he continues like this, within two months, he will be able to become Da Luo and merge with Erlang Shen."
At this time, Xuandu and others were guests at the Wa Palace. Hearing this, he asked:
"If Yang Jian becomes Daluo, will Haotian play the family card with him and abduct this nephew?"
The empress smiled and shook her head:
"This is not possible for the time being. If Yang Jian could be persuaded, he would have become Haotian's right-hand man. He has been stranded in the world and did not listen to Haotian's orders. This itself explains the problem."
After saying that, the empress took out some small clothes and a small protective magic weapon and gave them to Lei Zhenzi, who had been held in Kong Xuan's arms.
Nezha looked at it and immediately became unwilling.
He is now in the stage of babbling and cannot speak yet, but when he saw the empress giving Lei Zi the magic weapon, he immediately stretched out his chubby hand and wanted it too.
When this little guy came to the Wa Palace, he felt as if he had returned to his own home. Not only was he not restrained, but he also wanted to ask for things. He even wanted to try the mutton oil chili that Bi Xiao and Jin Ling Shen Shen were sharing, but his old mother rubbed his butt. After being slapped twice, I became honest.
While chatting, everyone asked about the Styx Ancestor hiding in the depths of the Blood Sea:
"Mother, if this person behaves strangely, how should we deal with it?"
The empress said:
"His target is most likely Heaven. You don't need to worry. If he really dares to mess around, just pray directly to the Master of Heaven. There is no need to force a confrontation."
Brother Dao has a way to deal with Patriarch Styx, so there is no need for everyone to go all out.
While everyone was chatting in the palace, Qiong Xiao took her bedding and quietly came to the princess castle where Caiyun Fairy and Han Zhixian lived. She found an empty room, put a Simmons and bedding on it, and Qiong Xiao planned to set up camp. .
She first tried out the bed she had created, and then went to Fairy Caiyun's office and opened the small book that recorded the oaths of various worlds. She planned to take the oath and experience the joy of being an official in the Wa Palace.
"Caiyun, this man swore to make a fortune, but he has suffered and been poor all his life. Do you want to hit him a few times? After all, this is considered a violation of the oath."
"This person swore to marry a rich and beautiful woman, but ended up being single for the rest of his life. Isn't this considered a violation of his oath?"
"Some people swore that they would rather starve to death or jump off a cliff than eat. In the end, they ate three large bowls while holding a basin. They praised the delicious food and had to strike a few thunders to remember it!"
"There are still a few women here who want to marry princes and nobles, but become old maids. Shouldn't they be punished to make them remember this lesson?"
"There is another one. He vowed to build a strong country, but he failed to solve the problem of food and clothing until his death. He seriously violated his oath."
Listening to Qiong Xiao's outrageous remarks, Han Zhixian quickly grabbed the small notebook:
"You'd better stop reading and pour out all the merits we have. If people swear, you should take the oath. Isn't this because there are too many human races?"
Qiong Xiao spreads his hands:
"Are you still going to favor one over the other?"
Fairy Caiyun put the small notebook into her magic weapon and patiently explained:
"Such oaths are innocuous, and are even fantasies of people enjoying themselves in hardship. How can we generalize them? The oaths we take are usually of the type of treachery, chaos and betrayal, and they need to be screened carefully. , cannot make arbitrary judgments.”
Qiong Xiao felt dizzy after hearing this, kicked off her Converse shoes, crossed her legs and lay down on the sofa and said:
"I thought you two were enjoying happiness here, but I didn't expect it to be so hard... Caiyun, if I swear in Chaoge City, will you receive it here?"
Fairy Caiyun nodded and said:
"Okay, but I've filtered out all the ordinary oaths. What oath are you going to swear?"
Qiong Xiao thought about it seriously:
"I want to swear that my eldest sister and my brother-in-law will always be in love and happiness. Is this okay?"
Fairy Caiyun shook her head:
"I can't answer the oath, or even record it, because this is a fact recognized by heaven, and it does not count as an oath."
When Qiong Xiao heard this, Yigulu sat up from the sofa:
"What are you talking about? The happiness of the eldest sister and brother-in-law is a fact recognized by heaven? That's great, let me just say that these two people are good at candy, right? Haha, I am indeed right!"
Han Zhixian said:
"It has been true for a long time. The empress even used red hydrangea to make deductions. His Royal Highness the Son and several concubines are all in a perfect match, and they have all been recognized by Heaven... Guiying said that in the real world, she often stole food from the kitchen for Master Heaven. Eating meat has already established a profound revolutionary friendship, and perhaps the Sage of Heaven has recognized everyone’s emotions since then.”
Qiong Xiao rubbed her hands excitedly:
"I ask my brother-in-law to allow me to go to the real world and bring some small gifts to Master Tiandao. There may be surprises. Do you two need to bring them?"
When she asked, Fairy Caiyun and Han Zhixian hurriedly started preparing gifts. Even Jie Yun prepared a small pillow made of purple Jie Yun and asked Qiong Xiao to bring it to the real world and give it to Master Tiandao.
Qiong Xiao was very curious about the function of this pillow, so she tried to rest it on it, and then her hair became a perfect afro, which could not be eliminated with magic. In the end, she begged the empress, and Qiong Xiao's hair was restored.
While the palace was bustling with activity, there was a different scene on Kunlun Mountain.
Master Yuding was the first to leave, saying that he no longer wanted to hide and wanted to return to Jinxia Cave to wait. If he was finally on the list, it meant that he was destined to be like this and could not hide.
Yun Zhongzi later left Kunlun Mountain, planning to find a quiet place to build a new version of the golden stick for his apprentice. He also planned to refer to the characteristics of the golden hoop to add large or small functions.
After the two apprentices left, Yuanshi Tianzun, who had been in seclusion, suddenly came out of seclusion. Looking at the sparse descendants on Kunlun Mountain, he used the power of a saint to deduce the position of the three treasures and jade, and said in a deep voice:
"Some things should be settled!"
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