Chapter 820 Xuannv assassinates Liu Bei! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Seeing Li Yu's helpful expression, Diao Chan also grabbed the pillow, surprise written all over her pretty face:
"Wow, it feels so good to itch. Try it too. It's amazing."
Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying also reached out and grabbed a handful. It was indeed extraordinary. Mu Guiying held her in her arms and tried it with her chin, and she immediately liked the feeling:
"This pillow is weird. I'm worried that it will hurt Brother Dao, so let me keep it for three to five years first."
This girl tried it, and her bandit nature came out.
Yunxiao smiled and said:
"If you like it, I'll ask Jie Yun to make another one for you. This is everyone's gift to Master Tiandao, so don't take it for yourself."
Mu Guiying put forward her request as soon as she heard it:
"Make the pillow bigger and change the color, preferably gold, to show the royal demeanor. As for other aspects, I haven't thought of it yet...does Jieyun have after-sales service?"
What Diao Chan wants is a pillow, a smaller one, for her to relax herself after studying.
Li Yu doesn't care, anything will do.
Yun Xiao remembered these requirements and walked into the living room with gifts. Seeing Brother Dao staring at Pangu hanging on the wall in a daze, he laid out everyone's gifts one by one.
Brother Dao accepted it, lay down and tried the little pillow, shouting twice with satisfaction.
Just like that, the gift was delivered and Li Yu started to go to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
After Professor Zhou returned from the capital in triumph, he naturally wanted to have a good meal. He had nothing to do in the afternoon, so Li Yu ordered a pig to be slaughtered by the villagers and delivered to the B&B.
In the past few days, pigs have been eaten every day in the village. However, there are many people in Li Yu’s family. If they go to eat, they can sit at a big table, so they simply ask Wu Song to buy a pig, kill it and send it to the B&B. Make your own butchered pork dish.
Just as he was getting ready, Wang Shengli drove an electric tricycle and came to the B&B with Wu Song hand in hand, delivering a big fat pig slaughtered in half:
"Xiao Li, this pig weighs more than 300 kilograms and is fatter than the palm of your hand. The old Sun family has been raising it for a year and is reluctant to kill it. I heard that you like to eat this kind of pig. He plans to feed two more pigs next year and leave them to you."< br>
Li Yu is the God of Wealth in Shitouzhai Village. Since the B&B opened, first the vermicelli became popular, then the scenic area was revitalized, and the Hanfu factory opened. Almost everyone in the village has a job, and they can earn thousands of dollars more every month. income.
In the barren rural areas of the Central Plains, having this kind of income is even more impressive than those in the so-called well-off villages.
So when they heard that Li Yu wanted to buy a pig and kill the pig, the village immediately took action. Wang Shengli also specially organized a group of people to conduct a survey, and finally selected the 300-pound large spotted pig from Lao Suntou's family.
One pig, two fans of meat, and a whole electric three-wheeler.
Wu Song carried it to the kitchen and tried to decompose it with Li Yu. Wang Shengli sat in the yard, filled a large basin with water, and began to wash the pig intestines, belly, and heads.
These parts had already been cleaned in the village. Wang Shengli was worried and planned to wash them again.
In the kitchen, Mu Guiying put on an apron and quickly removed the pig's hind legs with a boning knife.
The hind leg meat, together with the pork knuckles and trotters, is carefully rubbed with Sichuan peppercorns and salt while rubbing. This will allow the salt to penetrate into the meat more easily, drive out the moisture, and make a ham.
Zhang Ping heard that her son had bought a pig, and repeatedly told the group to make some sausages:
"Son, make some Sichuan style and Cantonese style. The Sichuan style uses whole peppercorns, no need to crush them. It's more enjoyable to eat the whole peppercorns in your mouth... It's all your fault, you brat, for insisting on killing the New Year pig. It makes me not even in the mood to go to work.”
It was obviously just after Laba, but Zhang Ping felt like the New Year was approaching.
Zhou Ruotong held the phone and said:
"Mom, please resign as soon as possible and come back. My parents came to the B&B for the Spring Festival this year and asked me to prepare some food in advance. I don't know anything and I need you to take charge."
Hearing what she said, Li Yu, Wu Song, Yun Xiao, Diao Chan, Mu Guiying all gave Zhou Ruotong a thumbs up.
To deceive the elders, it must be a daughter-in-law like Professor Zhou. Dr. Zhang’s mood was aroused with just one sentence:
"Really? In that case, I will ask the hospital leaders later. I will go back next week. I can't neglect my parents-in-law. Son, you are searching around the village. If there are still pigs, I will kill them when I go back. One head, don’t have enough.”
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Don't worry, I guarantee you'll have enough to eat. Besides, there's not enough meat here. If you fight a little demon from Fengshen World, you'll have tens of thousands of tons of meat. I guarantee you'll eat meat until you vomit."
Zhang Ping wished she could give her stinky son two slaps:
"If you say a few words of stubbornness, your wings will be strong, right?"
Li Yu chuckled:
"Don't I miss you? We can't even handle the pigs well without you."
While he was talking, Wu Song, a master of swordsmanship, and Mu Guiying had already divided the pork into pieces.
The backbone and leg bones are all stewed with pickled cabbage. The pig head, liver, lungs, etc. are braised in an underwater pot. The front leg meat is cut into pieces slightly smaller than mahjong, ready to be stuffed with sausages. There are also blood sausages and garlic white meat. , braised pork sausage and other dishes.
While everyone was busy in the kitchen, Li Yu asked in the sky:
"When are you going there?"
"After dinner, I will go to the book world and wait for the signal from my mother-in-law."
Zhou Ruotong took off his bracelet and handed it to Yun Xiao:
"Take it with you, and take my phoenix headdress. If you encounter any unexpected situation, it can be worth your life."
Mu Guiying pointed to the treasure money hanging around her neck and said:
"I'm going to explain to Xiao Fei Yu and then come back, and let Xiao Fei Qian stay in the book world. Whoever needs it, you or Master, can keep it with you."
Having treasure money in hand can greatly increase your probability of winning.
When Zhou Ruotong came back this time, he also brought over all the identity cards and household registration books of Yun Xiao and Xuanzang. The two of them can now be considered truly modern people.
As for Jia Xu, Wu Dalang and others, it is estimated that they can handle the household registration issue before the Spring Festival holiday.
At half past five, this sumptuous pig-killing dish was ready.
Wang Shengli originally wanted to stay for food, but Aunt Wang was afraid that he would drink too much, so she couldn't help but escort Lao Wang back.
Before leaving, Li Yu gave the couple a bowl of meat. Even if they couldn't drink at the B&B, they could still have a few drinks to satisfy their cravings when they got home.
Yunxiao kept looking at his ID card and household registration book:
"When I first got it, I suddenly felt like I was born and raised in the real world. The connection with the world in the book has faded. I don't know what changes will happen there."
When she spoke, there was a different scene in Chaoge City.
The eccentric Qiong Xiao first noticed something was wrong:
"I feel like there is an inexplicable layer between me and my eldest sister. We used to have the same roots, but now we feel a little strange... What's going on?"
Bixiao also took off her headphones and said:
"I also feel that the eldest sister is a little far away from us. She won't have any accidents in the real world, right?"
Mother Jin Ling felt the connection with Yunxiao and felt that there shouldn't be a big problem. Maybe she was having a conversation with His Highness the Holy Son, and her mind was quite agitated, so she had this strange feeling.
When she thought of the feelings that Mother Turtle Spirit shared with her about consummating the marriage, Mother Golden Spirit blushed a little.
His Royal Highness the Son of God is really very bad, super bad, the worst in the three worlds... His knees can actually touch his shoulders. This posture is very embarrassing when you think about it, and Yun Xiao is too indulgent of him.
If it were me, I definitely wouldn't let him get what he wanted... Thinking of this, Our Lady of the Golden Spirit felt her lips were dry and couldn't help but lick them twice with her tongue.
What love is, as a Holy Mother, we still don’t know anything about it.
But now that I have a preliminary understanding of love, I won't rely on my brain and imagination to conceive of the picture like Junior Sister Gui Ling did.
While she was wandering around, Our Lady of the Turtle Spirit took a picture of Our Lady of the Golden Spirit:
"It's broad daylight, no matter what you're thinking about, I'm not ashamed...just calm down and get down to business."
The Holy Mother of Jinling blushed, blaming His Highness the Holy Son for causing her to lose her mind.
Holy Mother Turtle Spirit said to everyone:
"I just deduced the world in the book and found that Senior Sister Yunxiao was in the Western Region of the Three Kingdoms world, blowing up the temples in Arabia with dust whisks, and actually dared to provoke China. Which of you is interested in taking a trip? There is merit in destroying foreign gods!"< br>
As soon as she finished speaking, Our Lady of Golden Spirit took out her Four Elephant Tower:
"In that case, let me go for a while. The Arab gods believe in the stars and the moon, which coincide with the stars I control. I will clean them up." After saying that, she took out the body protection magic weapon and prepared to go to the world of the Three Kingdoms. Then fight all the way west.
Empress Shiji said she would follow her:
"I heard that the gods there regard women as livestock. I will go and meet them."
Our Lady of the Fire Spirit likes to join in the fun:
"I will go too. They destroyed the Buddha. My master is the leader of the Buddhist sect, so naturally this matter must be settled."
The Golden Lady, one of the ten heavenly kings of Jin'ao Island who came to visit as a guest, rolled up her sleeves without saying a word when she heard that she was going to fight.
The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit found that the fairies who went there were easy to get hit with, so she had to sigh and said that she would follow them. If they got hit, she could clear their minds.
Jiang Ziya reminded:
"Senior sisters, the Western gods should not be underestimated. Why not take a long-term approach?"
Our Lady of Fire Spirits said:
"Uncle Jiang, you like your mother-in-law when you explain your teachings. Uncle Xuandu has already dominated the Western God Realm. Even Athena and others are willing to beat his legs and pinch his feet. What kind of trouble can the Arabian gods make?"
Jiang Ziya didn't say anything after hearing this, but he still took out the flame flag off the ground and asked everyone to wear protective gear.
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After the women's army left, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao each drove their own cars to the Wa Palace and sat down cross-legged. On the surface, they were praying for blessings, but in fact, they were transferring their innate power to the empress.
Qiong Xiao talked a lot and asked in her heart:
"Empress, how is the war situation now?"
As soon as she finished asking, the sound of her old mother eating melon seeds sounded in her mind:
"Yuanshi hasn't found Zhunti yet. He has gone to several places, but only with false shots. It will probably take two days for the two of them to hide and seek like this. Don't rush, take your time."
Jiang Ziya came to the Conferring God Platform and just sat down when he suddenly sensed that there were gods and goddesses in Japan, the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties.
Worried that he would hurt the people of China, he tore apart time and space in an instant, crossed over in one step, and saw a giant black snake with several heads hovering over Japan, looking at the land of China with sinister eyes from time to time.
As the Wucheng King of the Chinese human race, Jiang Ziya immediately grabbed the Dragon Spine Divine Whip on his back, made a magic formula and rushed over Japan.
The mother-in-law and mother-in-law who just preached the teachings of the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit angered Old Jiang. Now he just found a punching bag. He rounded the divine whip in his hand and hit the big black snake on the head.
The big snake screamed in pain and was about to escape when the compass hanging on Jiang Ziya's waist flew out automatically and instantly transformed into the size of a mountain, blocking the big snake's retreat.
At this time, several more gods rushed to the clouds on Dongying Island, apparently to help the big snake.
Jiang Ziya was not afraid at all. He grabbed the Dragon Spine Divine Whip and secretly mobilized the power of the mountain on the whip to directly smash the two heads of the black snake, sending balls of black mucus flying everywhere.
After unleashing his anger, Lao Jiang's beard and hair grew swollen, and he applied the massive human mind power in his body to the divine whip without any knowledge. The effect was surprisingly good. The remaining heads of the black snake exploded one after another, and even a section of its body exploded. .
It was obvious that the telepathy of the Chinese people had a special hatred for Japan, and this hatred doubled Lao Jiang's lethality.
After dealing with the big snake, Jiang Ziya wiped out the remaining Japanese evil spirits.
He is Daluo Jinxian, the first yellow clay doll in the world. No matter whether it is lethality or fighting consciousness, it is not comparable to ordinary Daluo.
After exterminating these evil spirits, Lao Jiang looked at the snow-topped Mount Fuji. Magma suddenly rose into the sky, and the entire Japan was immediately plunged into a sea of fire.
Jiang Ziya lowered his head and glanced:
"As a god, I shouldn't have done this, but the human telepathy in my body forced me to strike this blow... In such a small place, I always want to devour the land of China. This natural disaster is your retribution!"< br>
Jiang Ziya checked it over and confirmed that there was no evil spirit before choosing to leave.
He did not return to Chaoge City immediately, but walked around the border of China, knocked off the heads of several grassland mountain gods, and destroyed the shaman gods on the plateau. When passing by Siam, he smashed the heads of several mountain gods on the grassland with a whip. Buddha's head.
Last time, this guy went to Chaoge City without knowing his life or death. Now that he saw his Buddhist golden body, Lao Jiang's murderous intention suddenly emerged.
When the fight here was getting heated, Water Margin said that in the Yue World, Jiutian Xuannv went straight to Xuande in Youzhou City, preparing to break up the dragon energy gathered in Xuande before Xuande established a country.
However, before she could fly in front of Xuande, Master Luo and Elder Zhizhen were guarding her on the left and right in front of Xuande:
"The poor monk does not want to be an enemy of the heaven, but it concerns the human race, and the poor monk cannot sit idly by."
Compared with Elder Zhizhen's gentleness, Master Luo's mouth was full of Taoist whims:
"Get out of this world!"
The Jurchens are sharpening their swords and are about to go south. As a Chinese god, instead of helping, they want to kill the person who revitalizes the human race. Such a god should be killed!
Jiutian Xuannv, dressed in military uniform, looked at the two people and asked:
"You two, you want to stop me?"
Elder Zhizhen did not speak, but took a deep breath. The muscles in his body gradually grew larger, and finally burst the monk's clothes. The rosary in his hand also turned into a golden Zen staff as thick as a bowl.
Master Luo no longer suppressed his own realm, and his cultivation level soared directly from Earth Immortal to Heavenly Immortal. The sword on his waist was also replaced by the killing sword presented by Jiang Ziya.
Jiutian Xuannv waved her hand, and the heavenly soldiers under her command rushed over and surrounded Elder Zhizhen and Luo Zhenren.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiutian Xuannv took a step forward. Just as she was about to take action against Xuande, the scene in front of her suddenly shattered piece by piece like a mirror.
Where Xuande was, a golden plate appeared. What Xuande saw just now was caused by the change of the light curtain reflected by the golden plate.
Jiutian Xuannv was fucked by the golden pan, and she suddenly became angry:
"Seeking death!"
Countless middle-finger emojis floated across the surface of the gold plate:
"I am the little fat man under the command of the Holy Son of Emperor Wa. If you scold me, you are scolding His Highness the Holy Son... I scold His Highness the Holy Son for the first time when we meet. I may not know what I want to do in the future... Please help me, Xuannv wants to kill the Holy Son. Your Highness!”
Jiutian Xuannv was stunned by the way this guy framed her face to face, but then she picked up the golden talisman given by Haotian himself and planned to destroy this strange magic weapon.
She threw out the golden talisman, thinking that it would be easy to do, but in the end, the golden talisman flew halfway and was firmly held by a big hand.
The God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, appeared with a smile. The golden plate immediately became smaller and hung on Lao Zhao's chest, turning into a breast shield for him.
As for the golden talisman, Lao Zhao crushed it with his fingers and turned it into a bunch of golden light, which was completely absorbed by the golden body of the God of Wealth:
"Are there any similar magic weapons? Use them all. The goldier the color, the more lethal it will be to me... There are not many gods like me who take the initiative to expose their weaknesses. Our old Zhao is an honest person."
Xuan Nu had such an old rant that she didn't know where to start. Just as she was about to leave, she found that she was surrounded by Zhao Gongming's clones. When this bitch spoke, he quietly transformed into dozens of clones, completely sealing off the world where Xuan Nu was. got up.
Above the Nine Heavens, Haotian saw this situation and ordered the Lei Department to rescue the lower realm in thirty-six days.
After receiving the order, the Thirty-sixth Heavenly General gathered in the lower realms. As soon as he arrived in the sky above Youzhou, before he could form a formation to fight Zhao Gongming's clone, there was a huge golden cudgel in the slanting thorn, and Wukong suddenly appeared from an unknown corner. Fight your way out.
These generals knew how strong Wukong was in combat. As soon as they saw the golden cudgel, they became timid before fighting and wanted to retreat.
"My son, do you miss your grandpa?"
Wukong said hello to everyone, picked up the golden cudgel and started to greet the generals.
When Xuannv saw Wukong coming and Zhao Gongming still clinging to her, she was completely panicked. She raised her hand to grab a jade talisman and said eagerly:
"Please ask Mr. Black Robe to save me. There will be retribution in the future!"
After saying that, she crushed the jade talisman, and a man dressed in black robes suddenly appeared, passing the thirty-six heavenly generals, and prepared to fight Wukong alone:
"Sun Wukong, you monkey, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you. If you surrender now, I can grant you the position of envoy. If you persist in your stubbornness, today will be the day of your death!"
Wukong was delighted when he heard this:
"I, Sun, am now the Monkey King after all, a deputy heaven-level cadre. What is your position as a scumbag? Can you be the first to poop?"
Seeing that the monkey head was stubborn, the black robe stopped talking and activated the magic weapon to knock down the purple gold crown on Wukong's head. Then a large amount of thick smoke flew out of his sleeves and went straight towards Wukong...
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(End of chapter)