Chapter 24 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Facts have proved that eating hot pot is a waste of paper.
At least for Hu Li, that's the case.
In Lu Yao's view, she was not eating hot pot, but self-abuse.
The bottom of this hotpot can only be described as average.
The hot pot is not fragrant even after it has been boiled for a long time.
And this "fragrance" does not refer to the taste, but the taste contained in the authentic Sichuan and Chongqing hot pot.
At least for Lu Yao, the taste of hot pot is very average, which is the level that you can die in Sichuan and Chongqing at most after three months.
The spiciness is just that.
Anyway, when he rinsed the vines and ate them, he felt a slight burning sensation at most, but nothing else.
But Hu Li has already eaten to the point of being "superior".
Her hair was already in strands, but that wasn't the most important thing. The place that best expressed the pain she felt was her lips.
It's red and looks like it's pouting when you close your mouth.
It's already swollen at first glance.
But she hasn't stopped yet.
Take a bite, hiss, wipe your eyes, nose, mouth, and then continue eating.
"Sister Li, soy milk is very good at relieving spicy food."
"No, I'm not spicy, just hot."
This is Lu Yao's third "admonition".
In the end, I still got an answer that I couldn't reach my heart.
"Lu Yao."
"Huh?"
"Have you ever heard of the saying sour girl and spicy girl?"
"I heard it."
"Do you think there is any scientific basis?"
"..."
Lu Yao was a little embarrassed to answer.
Because the rich woman's expression was not right, this question didn't seem like a small talk, but like... some kind of shackles for her.
Weird.
The rich woman did not expect him to answer, but continued:
"I can't eat sour food very well, and I don't like to eat sour food. I like spicy food, the spicier the better."
"..."
In fact, judging from the content of the conversation between the two, Lu Yao should answer at this time:
"Then Sister Li will definitely give birth to a girl as beautiful as you."
But therein lies the contradiction.
She obviously can't eat spicy food.
This hot pot meal was like forcing her to eat it.
Although I don't know if she can eat sour food, but with this level of spicy food... she shouldn't be called a so-called "sour girl and spicy girl".
But if you force yourself so much, do you want to have a daughter?
Lu Yao was full of doubts, but when his doubts came to his lips, he turned into a chuckle:
"Ha~! There is no scientific basis for this statement. Whether you eat sour or spicy is your own taste choice."
"Hiss~~"
The rich woman didn't answer, she just kept breathing.
Then he picked up a piece of boiled Xuewang and placed it in the dry dish that had almost turned into an oily dish.
"Dingle bell..."
Lu Yao's phone rang.
He glanced at the caller, raised his head and said to Hu Li:
"It's Mr. Xu."
"Hiss..."
Hu Li ignored him and continued to hiss.
Lu Yao thought for a while and answered the phone directly:
"Hello, Mr. Xu."
"Well... I just woke up, where are you?"
Hearing Xu Ruochu's words, Lu Yao took the phone away from his ear and turned on the speakerphone:
"Sister Li and I are eating hot pot in the mall."
With that said, he handed the phone to Hu Li.
But in the process of handing it over, he heard a surprised voice:
“Eating hot pot?”
It seems like he doesn't understand.
Then, Hu Li's voice sounded:
"Hello."
"Did you quarrel with the old man this afternoon?"
Hu Li looked at Lu Yao subconsciously.
"I'll get some fruit."
Almost at the same time, Lu Yao stood up and walked towards the small food table.
If you are in a bad mood, vent, eat hot pot, and maybe have a quarrel in the afternoon...
Sure enough, what she likes is not spicy, but this kind of... pain?
Lu Yao, who probably had a guess in his mind, thought of the clothes he just bought for no reason.
He couldn't sympathize with Hu Li's "pain".
Just a little sigh...
Sure enough, people are really different.
Some people can only vent with restraint, even crying.
But some people vent...
After taking some fruit, when he returned to the table, Hu Li had already finished the call.
The first words he said after seeing Lu Yao coming back were:
"Xiaochu said...you are very good at comforting people?"
Lu Yaoxin said it depends on what you smoke.
"Mr. Xu praises me too much. How can I comfort others?"
"...Tell me how you two met. I'm curious."
"Okay."
Sitting down, Lu Yao began to talk about the "unfortunate relationship" between the two.
Not to mention, Hu Li listened quite seriously. And when she heard the part where Lu Yao accidentally hit Xu Ruochu's arm and called her a three-pointer, she laughed.
Smiling happily.
But when she heard Xu Ruochu, who was sitting by the river, talking about what that game of Landlords meant to her, her smile suddenly became "stiff" again.
According to Lu Yao's idea, her inner language at this moment should be "I laughed so loud just now, I really deserve to die."
And when Lu Yao talked about being taken home by Xu Ruochu, Hu Li's first words were:
"Is her house a mess?"
"...it's okay."
He definitely can't betray his boss.
Even if... without me, she would have to live in a pig's nest.
Hu Li didn't care about his answer and continued to talk to himself:
"The housekeeper she hired this time was actually pretty good. At least the living room was kept clean. But I guess she must have a long memory and didn't let the housekeeper enter her bedroom... I don't know how long this housekeeping can last."
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Lu Yaoxin said, please open your eyes and see clearly.
That's me!
It's me! ! ! !
But... he was more curious about Xu Ruochu's living conditions.
In fact, he also had doubts in his heart.
Xu Ruochu's family... also seems to be very wealthy.
But why don't talk about cleaning, there is no one around her?
Just like free range.
So, he asked:
"Does Mr. Xu have high requirements for cleaning? I don't think there is anyone else around her to take care of her."
"She doesn't have high requirements for cleaning, as long as she can clean it up. But the problem is...how to tell you."
Hu Li thought for a while and said: "Let's put it this way. Very few people can truly enter the treasure mountain and return empty-handed. Do you understand this truth?"
"...I probably understand. Mr. Xu also said that the last cleaning lady stole things."
"Yeah. Although they are all worthless gadgets, this behavior itself is wrong."
Hai Hou didn't say what the so-called "worthless gadgets" were, but Lu Yao estimated that they must be quite valuable to ordinary people.
"After finding out, not only this cleaning company, but also this cleaning company will no longer cooperate. And her self-care ability... is actually not very strong. In other words, she is a person who doesn't pay much attention to the details of life. In the past It was fine when she was at home, with a housekeeper and a trusted servant, but now that she is out, she has to manage everything by herself.”
"...what does coming out of home mean?"
Lu Yao asked tentatively.
The rich woman, who seemed to have tortured herself enough, finally picked up the bottle of soy milk that Lu Yao ordered for her.
The soy milk was iced. After taking a sip, she narrowed her eyes.
Said with a bit of sweetness:
"The rules of her family are that everyone has to go out and have a successful career. If you can succeed in your career, the family will help you and continue to move forward. If you can't go on, then go back home and your family will make arrangements. A way. And this kind of journey is the same for everyone, they live independently. ”
"..."
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Lu Yaoxin asked whether her family's understanding of the word "independence" was somewhat different.
A house as expensive as Fortune Garden, several luxury cars, and an "investment of 200 million" at every turn...
Can this independence be given to me as well?
He was muttering in his heart when he heard the rich woman continue:
"Actually, I think their family's arrangement is quite right. Everyone has their youthful and frivolous moments, but only when they suffer a loss outside can they grow up, understand the importance of family, and become more at ease. This may also be the case for her family. Probably one of the reasons why it has been passed down for so long... But in my opinion, some of the rules are still the same as those of the old feudal society.”
The rich woman scoffed.
Keep drinking soy milk.
Seeing that, Lu Yao guessed that one bottle was not enough, so he asked the waiter to add two more bottles.
Although the hot pot continued to boil, the meal had come to an end.
The rich woman didn't tell him in detail, and Lu Yao didn't continue to inquire.
After finishing the two bottles of soy milk, the rich woman looked at the time and rolled her eyes...
"Let's go, I'll take you somewhere."
"...Okay."
Lu Yao nodded:
"I'll go check out."
"Yeah."
The rich woman smiled and nodded:
“It feels so good to have a meal~”
Lu Yaoxin said no.
It feels so good to buy hundreds of thousands of clothes...
……
When waiting to get in the car, Lu Yao found that the trunk of the car was already full.
The corners of his mouth twitched... and he helped the rich woman open the car door.
After getting in the car, he asked:
"Sister Li, where are we going?"
"I'm full, I'll take you to digest it... I was particularly interested in a project a while ago, but I don't want to practice with people I don't know. Let's go and learn together."
"...Project?"
Lu Yao was a little curious.
But the rich woman smiled slightly and said no more.
Then...
She led Lu Yao to a gym that was not cheap at first glance, both in terms of location and decoration. She met a female trainer with dark skin and who looked very strong.
"My friend, Lu Yao. Lu Yao, this is coach Zhang Jie."
"Hello, Coach Zhang."
Lu Yao greeted politely, and then heard Hu Li say to Zhang Jie:
"I'll take him with me to experience it."
"No problem. Let's change clothes first, shall we?"
Ever since, Lu Yao had a training uniform stuffed into his hand for no apparent reason and walked into the locker room.
And when he took out this training uniform, he discovered...
Why does this outfit look like Taekwondo clothes?
Are you asking yourself to learn Taekwondo?
But are Taekwondo clothes so thick?
He was a little confused, but he changed his clothes and went out.
After finding that coach Zhang Jie, the first thing he said was:
"Has Mr. Lu ever had any fighting skills before?"
"Uh...no."
After speaking, he asked curiously:
"Coach Zhang, are we learning Taekwondo?"
"No, it's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."
"...?"
Lu Yao was stunned for a moment, but he immediately reacted and asked:
"Just the UFC kind?"
"Yes. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a ground fighting technique that originated from Japanese Judo..."
Before Hu Li came out, she began to teach Lu Yao about this fighting technique.
Lu Yao suddenly realized it and said with a smile:
"I thought I was practicing Taekwondo when I wore this outfit."
Zhang Jie pursed her lips and smiled.
Seems to be noncommittal about Taekwondo.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Li, wearing the same blue training uniform, also came out.
But unlike Lu Yao's bare feet, her feet were covered with socks.
After seeing Lu Yao, she patted Lu Yao on the shoulder:
"Be gentle for a while."
"Sparring?"
Hearing Lu Yao's words, Zhang Jie quickly shook her head:
"We will learn basic movements in the first class, and we won't be able to practice."
Lu Yao didn't respond yet, while Hu Li looked full of regret:
"Ah? No sparring? I finally shouted for the sandbags..."
"..."
Okay, after waiting for a long time, you, old man, are using me as a human sandbag?
Zhang Jie pursed her lips and smiled, and then took the two of them to a practice room with hard mats:
"Let's warm up first..."
……
There are mirrors on all sides of the practice room, but... looking at the judo uniforms on the body, there is actually not much "difference" between men and women.
Lu Yao had indeed not exercised yet today, and since he was very curious about new things, he started to warm up with Zhang Jie.
Not to mention Hu Li, whether it's her warm-up or flexibility, it's more than one level higher than Lu Yao.
After the warm-up, Lu Yao was slightly sweaty on his forehead, but Hu Li was okay.
Immediately afterwards, the two started the basic practice of the first movement.
Roll forward, roll backward...
To be honest, these actions are quite simple. Not to mention Hu Li's standard, Lu Yao's performance was also pretty good.
Then there are the tornado kneeling postures, sitting postures, lying postures, and the interesting wall walking and so on.
Lu Yao discovered that all movements in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu were all ground movements.
There are also shrimp pose, turtle pose, etc.
It seems simple, but the core requirements are relatively high.
But fortunately, he is a disciple of Kobe Bryant.
After finishing a set of basic movements, his forehead was covered with sweat and he just wanted to sigh:
"MAN!"
Quite enjoyable.
Very comfortable.
A class is coming to an end.
But Hu Li was not satisfied yet.
"Coach, I see this move."
As she spoke, she suddenly used a very... clever move to sandwich Lu Yao's arm between her legs.
Then...
"Hiss!!!"
Even Nephrite Wenxiang didn't have time to experience it. Lu Yao, who was directly thrust into a riding position, went blank. Before he could shout, the opponent's calf fell on his face.
The smooth skin directly blocked his mouth.
Touch: tender, fragrant...
And...it hurts.
(End of chapter)