Chapter 142 Crazy Woman
"Hee hee, here it is."
She handed over a small square box from her pocket with a red ribbon tied on it.
"..."
Lu Yao was speechless for a moment, not knowing whether to answer or not.
"Originally I was going to give it to you for Christmas, but... I'm so angry that the logistics was delayed. It's already late. I'm so sad!"
"..."
Looking at his aggrieved girlfriend, Lu Yao opened his mouth and said:
"Why Bentley..."
"Because I thought about it, from the time we met until now, you see, you have driven a Maybach. But that car is not good, it is too old-fashioned, and you drive like a driver..."
Lu Yaoxin said that I am just a driver.
"X6, you have also driven it. But... I don't think X6 is suitable for you. It seems too frivolous, and the most important thing is that the rear row is too low. It has a fastback shape, and it looks like a large mouse. Same thing. Not to mention the small car, you are almost 1.9 meters tall, and it feels very cramped. And... I have been deeply affected these days. After reflecting on myself, I may have feelings for you, that is... the day you sent me home at the nightclub, wow, you were driving your Bentley, and the car lights outside were like lights, passing over your body. At that time, I I just think...you are quite a handsome kid and very rare..."
"Child??"
"Hehe~"
Looking at her boyfriend's ridiculous look, Hu Li smiled even more happily:
"Anyway, I think light-colored cars are particularly suitable for you. After choosing, this is the one. Do you like it?"
"..."
Let’s be honest, who doesn’t love Bentley?
Just...
He smiled bitterly:
"How much does this car cost?"
"Hmm, I think it's over five hundred. It also has a convertible, but I thought you wouldn't like it based on your personality, so I didn't buy it."
"..."
The road is long and speechless.
I really don’t know what to say.
However, Hu Li came over, hugged his waist, and raised his head:
"Baby, sister bought you a gift, so tonight...you have to let me take care of it."
"...Sister, please respect yourself, I am not a casual person."
"Really?"
The charming sister Yu tilted her head and suddenly reached into her handbag:
"Then add this."
"????"
Looking at the green Rolex box, he felt that his facial muscles were a little stiff.
"...What is this?"
"The watch we looked at last time was out of stock. It just arrived, so I just took it back. Here."
"..."
In fact, Lu Yao has no research on watches and is not interested.
Even when I was in the research institute in my previous life, some workshops were forbidden to bring electronic equipment into, and watches were of course one of the prohibited items. Over time, he lost interest in watches.
It’s not like there’s no time on the phone.
Of course, having said that, the meaning of wearing a watch is not only to tell the time, but sometimes it is also an expression of feelings and strict punctuality.
Even some solemn occasions must wear a watch.
Therefore, he also bought a IWC watch at that time, which cost about more than 20,000 yuan.
But he only wore that watch when he was wearing a suit, and the time was even inaccurate. It was completely a decoration.
He has no interest in watches.
But when his girlfriend takes him shopping together, she always likes to go to these watch shops.
In her words: Men should wear different watches on different occasions.
But Lu Yao felt it was completely unnecessary.
If possible, he would rather wear a hand sign.
Therefore, facing her answer, Lu Yao himself couldn't even remember what watches he and his girlfriend looked at at that time... There were so many Rolex watches that he looked at and tried on, how could he know which one it was?
At this moment, Hu Li had already opened the green box in his hand.
Inside is a watch that looks gorgeous even in the basement.
There are a lot of diamonds, and you can tell they are expensive just by looking at them.
But Lu Yao's first reaction when he saw this watch was... What if I bump into it while walking and knock off a piece of the diamond on it?
Therefore, even before wearing it, he had already "sentenced" this watch to death.
As for the price...
never mind.
I won’t ask, I’ll leave it to my girlfriend anyway.
When you don’t know the price, if you wear it occasionally, you won’t feel bad.
So, he closed the box directly, took one last look at the Bentley parked quietly in the parking space, took his girlfriend's hand, turned around and left.
"Oh, put it on and take a look."
“I don’t want to wear it, I want to go home.”
"Hehehehe, what are you going home for?"
"Hmm!"
"???"
……
Early twelve o'clock in the evening.
The sound is clear and the sun is thin.
Lu Yao yawned lazily and took off the shiny watch on his wrist.
This was something his girlfriend forced him to wear. The original words were: "If you put it on, I will have the urge to play with you."
Lu Yaoxin said that his girlfriend was a girl from a wealthy family, and she was really quite qualified. If you want to play with yourself, you should know how to pay yourself the "salary" of a watch, instead of just like the protagonist in GTA and blowing your head off with a baseball bat.
After Hu Li lay on his chest for a while, she came back to her senses and raised her head to look at his silly smile.
"What are you laughing at?"
"...hehe, I like you~love you~"
She took the initiative to hug her boyfriend, her eyes full of nostalgia.
But he immediately remembered something and fell down again:
"Hey, let's go. Why don't you drive a new car and go out for a late-night snack?"
"Crazy."
Lu Yao rolled his eyes:
"Can you keep a low profile?"
"I'll dress up nicely, with stockings, high heels, and some makeup. Then... we'll go to a bar for a late-night snack, and we'll look like a rich second generation bringing a girlfriend out to look cool."
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"..."
The corner of Lu Yao's mouth twitched, looking at her with great interest, he simply put her in his arms and turned sideways:
"It's boring, it's not the plot of a novel... Why are you doing such a bloody thing? Go to bed and come home with me for dinner tomorrow."
"...I don't want to try a new car. You drive a Bentley so handsome."
"No, I'm sleepy, go to sleep. If you can't sleep... shall we do it again?"
"No, no, no, no."
Hu Li quickly shook his head:
"Sleep, can't I sleep..."
Apparently unable to resist, she immediately gave up.
Lu Yao turned off the light.
Neither of them are fat, and Lu Yao likes to hold her when sleeping, and she likes to get into Lu Yao's arms, so the 1.5-meter bed is just right for two people to sleep on.
"Baby..."
In the darkness, the girl in her arms murmured again.
"Huh?"
"I'll go again tomorrow... What if uncle and aunt find out?"
"You don't want to go?"
"I think it's comfortable to stay at your house. But... it's not appropriate. Think about it. On the first day of New Year's Day, I will go to your house..."
"Then I'll tell them. I'll tell them tomorrow."
"...Huh?"
Hu Li was stunned and instinctively raised his head.
Although the room was dark, she could vaguely see the outline of her boyfriend's three-dimensional facial features:
"You...you want to tell them?"
"Well, then you don't have to worry about it in the future."
"But...but..."
"But what?"
"..."
Hu Li thought for a while and shook his head:
"It's better not to say it."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid...Auntie will definitely think that I'm not serious..."
"That's nonsense."
"...Stop talking about it anyway, okay?"
"I told you it would end early, and..."
"Don't."
She shook her head more firmly:
"Don't say it yet... at least I have to wait until you graduate from college, otherwise... Auntie doesn't know what to think of me! No!"
"Uh, are you sure? I'm not under any pressure, and I don't want you to be alone on New Year's Day..."
"Don't, stop talking. Wait until you graduate from college, okay? I don't want my aunt to ask how we got together... and then realize that her son may have been with me again during the summer vacation in high school... Oh, no. ! If I were an aunt, I would definitely think that an old donkey eats young grass..."
"Poof..."
Lu Yao couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha, you said this yourself."
"Hey~"
Seeing him smiling happily, Sister Yu in his arms couldn't help laughing.
Then after nuzzling in her boyfriend’s arms, she closed her eyes comfortably:
"Baby."
"Huh?"
"You were so handsome on the stage today. Just like the sun, you are so handsome that people can't take their eyes away."
"...Meaning that you can stare at the sun and not sneeze?" "Hehe~ Anyway, he is very handsome, especially... every time you point at me."
"Is there a possibility that I am referring to Sister Chu."
"Hey, is there a possibility that you are referring to Sister Lin?"
"..."
"Hahahaha, keep going, come on, little rascal who has thoughts about my aunt, keep talking."
"Crazy, can you say this nonsense?"
"Hey hey hey."
"Okay, go to sleep."
"Yeah."
Calmness quickly returned to the room.
But soon Lu Yao noticed that Sister Yu in his arms was starting to cause trouble...
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"Click."
"Oh, why did you turn on the light?"
"Hmph."
Lu Yao sneered:
"Not sleeping in the middle of the night is causing trouble, right?"
He immediately rolled out of bed and took out a leather handcuffs and blindfold from the closet.
"!"
Hu Li's eyes softened immediately, but the blush quickly began to creep onto his face.
When the eye patch blocks the light.
Her boyfriend's whisper rang in her ears:
"Say, whose bad boy doesn't sleep at midnight?"
Sister Yu pursed her lips and her voice trembled a little:
"...I~~I am a bad boy...
In the darkness, she seemed a little uneasy.
The voice became trembling more and more.
What should I do if my naughty child doesn’t sleep?
Just give it a beating.
……
No. 31.
The last day of 2010.
Under Hu Li's desperate insistence, Lu Yao finally got into the Bentley with a temporary sign.
As for the watch, he really didn't bring it with him and left it directly at his girlfriend's house.
How many dollars does a student wear a watch? It's a bit too exaggerated.
What's more, driving back can explain that this is Sister Li's car. But there is really no explanation for the watch in my hand.
In the passenger seat, Hu Li said with a smile:
"Qianqian said in the group that someone uploaded your performance to Youku. "The most explosive rock performance at the 2011 Fuhua New Year's Party" hahaha, this name is so vulgar."
"What did everyone else say?"
"She was the only one who spoke. No one else said anything. She probably hasn't gotten up yet. Well, when I get to your house later, I have to turn on the computer and take a look. Last night's performance was too short and I didn't even get enough of it."
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"Yeah."
Lu Yao, who was busy getting used to the new car, responded and continued walking home.
moment.
"Yu Kun is dating a girlfriend?"
"What?"
"He's asking you out."
"Ah? What did you say?"
"I'm asking if you and Xiaochen are okay at noon. He and his girlfriend want to treat you to a meal... When did he meet his girlfriend?"
After hearing this, Lu Yao explained the matter.
And Lu Yao also asked her to scroll up the chat history.
Soon, Sister Yu saw the chat records of several people on the day she went to Sanya. When she saw Liu Mingze's words, "Use me to call the police, you will be kidnapped by a dinosaur," she laughed so hard that she couldn't contain her joy.
"You people are too damaged!"
Lu Yao smiled and shrugged:
"Tell him you won't go at noon."
"Well, okay."
Hu Li started typing with a crackle.
Soon, she said again:
"Xiao Chen said that he had a dinner party at noon, but he couldn't come. Yu Kun said that we would wait until the evening of the 4th."
"Yeah."
While the two were chatting, his phone rang.
"It's Xiaochen...Hey, what's wrong?"
"...Are you two together?"
Xu Ruochen's voice sounded in the carriage.
Hu Li rolled his eyes:
"I'm giving you shame, right? Call me sister!"
"...Sister Li, are you two together?"
"Yes, why are you looking for my husband again?"
"...Ah!? What?"
"???"
Even Lu Yao was confused.
Because...this was the first time she shouted like this.
Hu Li was also speechless.
Because this kind of title is just a smooth call.
And hearing Xu Ruochen's surprised look, she didn't care:
"Tell me what's going on."
"Uh... Aunt Bai said there was a charity luncheon and asked me and my sister to go there. My sister is not free. She is accompanying my dad to visit my third master. I want to go with Lu Yao."
"...What are you doing with that mentally ill old man?"
"You call your husband mentally ill?"
"Get out of here, you know who I'm talking about. That crazy person has been nagging her since the divorce. She makes various donations every day to atone for her sins. What are you doing hanging around with her?"
"I don't want to either. The problem is that she called and my sister and my dad can't go..."
"Why do you think your dad is avoiding her?"
"...What should I do?"
"...If you tell her you can't go, just tell her I'm back and take you shopping."
"..."
Xu Ruochen was speechless.
"Sister, is this excuse...too perfunctory?"
"What? Can she afford to offend me?"
"Yes, yes, you are awesome... Are you two okay? If you are okay, can't you lend me your husband?"
"No! Get together with that old lady? Am I crazy? Do you really think she is a good cookie? I tell you, Xu Ruochen, you and your sister, stay away from her. She has become more and more energetic in recent years. It’s not normal, she’s like a lunatic, especially since I heard that she recently believed in some Tantra... Stay away from her, do you hear me?”
"Uh... okay, then I'll go by myself. I'll find you two in the afternoon."
"Hmph... Go early and come back early, do you hear me?"
"Yeah, I got it."
Beep, the phone hangs up.
Lu Yao asked curiously:
"Are you talking about Aunt Bai?"
"A crazy woman. Have you seen... Oh, yes, the first time you and Xiaochen met, you went to participate in those activities she held, right?"
"Yeah."
Seeing Lu Yao's agreement, Hu Li threw the phone into the central control unit and sneered:
"Baby, stay away from her, she is not a good person."
"This...how do you say this? I saw that she was very close to Brother Xiaochen."
"Then we must kiss her. Xiaochen has finally become her son-in-law. How can we not kiss her?"
"????"
Looking at Lu Yao's ridiculous look, Hu Li shrugged:
"How can I tell you...She used to...sigh."
She suddenly sighed:
"She had a daughter named Bai Lu. She was a very well-behaved child. But this woman is quite crazy."
"Wait a minute...her daughter's surname is also Bai?"
"Well, there are three sisters in her family, and there are no boys. So they all recruit sons-in-law. Xiaolu is actually a very good child, but... how to put it, on the one hand, it is because she is too strong, and her father Ever since she was born and can remember, she has been living Rather useless. She has no status. Then she likes to do these messy things, such as charity and environmental protection. And, haven’t you noticed, these are all Westernized things.”
"...Well, what happens next?"
"Then? Huh."
A flash of sarcasm flashed across Hu Li's face:
"My daughter has been raised in the United States since she was a child. She is said to be from China, but in fact she is pretty much the same. We got along quite well when we were young, but after she was sent to the United States, we stopped contacting her... I also heard someone say specifically, Anyway, starting from puberty, Xiaolu becomes a problem. The question is about the girl. Her father had no status and couldn’t speak well when he was with her in the United States. As for her, she had instilled an independent spirit in her daughter since she was a child. In the end, the girl became a very rebellious person. Years ago...died.”
"Uh..."
"Drugs, alcoholism, group sex. When he died, autopsy samples were taken and the DNA of more than ten people was collected. There was also a drug overdose, but he was not rescued."
"I...fuck."
After hearing her boyfriend's sigh, she shrugged:
"She chose to send her daughter abroad. As a result... her daughter died, and her father went crazy. He is still in a mental hospital in the United States. She... is also crazy. But not Because my daughter, according to my mother, may have been mentally ill from the beginning. In short, the United States has become a sad place, and she does so-called things in China every day. Charity, said to be to atone for the sins of my daughter... What's Xiaolu's fault? Originally, Xiaolu and Xiaochen had arranged a baby marriage, but it was only after Xiaolu was gone that we found out that the one who followed us when we were young was Her younger sister has become that virtuous person. Now Xiaochen and Xiaochu have become her spiritual support... "
"Last time I saw her and the first sister were very close."
"Can we not kiss her? When she was a child, she wanted to be Xiaochu's godmother, but Uncle Xu didn't agree. Or maybe Uncle Xu is a good judge of people... I guess he has already seen that she is a lunatic. But now that her daughter is gone, she has I have been calling Xiaochu every day for a while... I guess I regard Xiaochu as my daughter and my "son-in-law"."
"..."
Lu Yao's mouth twitched.
After thinking for a while, he said:
"Then... how about I go with Brother Xiaochen?"
"No need."
Hu Li waved his hand:
"Xiaochen can handle her. Just don't worry."
"...Okay."
Lu Yao nodded again, thought about it, and sighed:
“Your circle is really chaotic.”
Hu Li’s words are concise and concise:
"Who says it's not?"
(End of chapter)