Chapter 9 You are really a retired lumberjack, without an ax or wood!

In an instant, the two passers-by in Chu Ran's side, Zhong Ye, burst into laughter and hit 6 on the chat interface.

Seeing Chu Ran's words, Uzi was immediately blushing with anger, and his whole face became ferocious. He originally wanted to spray it back, but was reminded by Xiao Ming on the side: "Uzi, forget it, pay attention to the impact."

He forced himself to hold back this breath, but he still felt unhappy inside. The increase in blood pressure made his chubby face a little rosy.

【Red temperature value +250】

After scolding Uzi, Chu Ran saw that he didn't reply anymore and was too lazy to pay attention anymore.

Players who are like giant babies are spoiled by others.

As a result, he needs TP when fighting in the bottom lane and in the top lane. When he is caught in the bottom lane, he is still in the state of returning to the city with residual health.

Chu Ran knew Uzi very well. He probably felt that he was being caught and wanted to find a reason to blame him.

That Chu Ran was not used to it.

At this moment, Du Ji, who was facing Chu Ran on the top lane, was sweating profusely and had no intention of interacting with his friends.

After reaching level 6, he made a mistake and failed to kill the cannon truck with his Q, and Chu Ran immediately caught the opportunity to kill him alone, which made Du Ji so angry that he pounded the table.

Bang bang bang!

"What a rubbish hero! Just one drop of blood, just one drop of blood, prevented this minion from dying. There are so many heroes who don't cut it, but they grab a sword girl and cut it every day, League of Legends designer!"

"Look at this Swordswoman. She stepped on her horse and used her big move to kill two-thirds of my health! Can I play without cutting?"

Du Ji had already broken his guard a bit, and started yelling in the live broadcast room, causing countless barrages to scroll wildly.

[Hahaha, another one was broken. 】

[One thing to say, this swordswoman is really strong! It feels like she can be called the First Swordswoman of the Kingdom. 】

[What a mess, just one Ionian defeat will make you the best swordswoman in the national server? Even Coca-Cola can't compare, let alone Jinoo, the Sword Fairy. 】

[Zhen Goba can play, can Sword Girl lead the team to win the game? Don’t you want to see a puppy? 】

[But your puppy is already 0-3, which is uglier than the anchor’s record. 】

At this moment, Du Ji saw the good news from the bottom lane and finally stabilized his mentality.

"It's okay, brothers, this anchor is not in good condition, our bottom lane is very fat, I just need to hold on steady."

At the same time, RNG club.

Uzi's chubby face was already red, and he kept giving signals to his jungler. The mid laner and Chu Ran's Sword Lady also didn't let go, and he let out an angry roar.

"Do these horse-riding midfielders know how to play games? I wonder who will lead them to score in this round?"

"Uzi, hold on tight, we're going to be in good shape!"

Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Uzi felt even more unhappy and gritted his teeth.

It's not his C's game, he would rather lose!

Moreover, this C person is still mocking Chu Ran on Weibo for his incompetence.

Chu Ran was speechless when he saw the good news coming from the bottom lane frequently.

Without the vision to press the line crazily, I really thought that the opponent's jungler would not catch him.

“It seems you have to rely on yourself!”

After a while, Chu Ran single-handedly killed Du Ji again, letting him warm up directly in the live broadcast room. However, he himself also had residual health, and had no choice but to return to the city in order to avoid being killed by the jungler Lee Sin from the opposite side. Watching the blind monk push his troops into his tower.

"Fortunately, I should only lose a few melee soldiers."

After Chu Ran returned to the city, he bought a small wooden hammer and straw sandals. He didn't even fully recover, so he hurriedly used Q to rush on.

It's just that Uzi, who was finishing up the bottom lane, saw such a large wave of troops on the top lane.

Just like a dog smelling fresh shit, its eyes light up as the precise barrage is aimed directly at the road.

When Chu Ran was about to arrive at the tower, he saw with his own eyes that the EZ ultimate move directly consumed a large wave of soldiers and only a little bit was left.

hiss!

Suddenly, Chu Ran took a deep breath.

At this moment, he only felt that Hong Wen was bursting with emotion.

Opposite is Uzi, is this a crucial round?

Can be QTMD! I can't stand it any longer!

Chu Ran immediately sent countless signals to UziPing and transformed directly into an e-sports pianist.

"You've never seen a soldier line in your life? Why are you like a dog? When you see a soldier line, it's like seeing shit. You rush to join in. Why, you don't usually have enough to eat at the club, so you come to the canyon to look for food?"< br>

Uzi's originally smiling face disappeared immediately after seeing this sentence, his pupils suddenly shrank, and his face became redder and redder.

But it wasn't over yet, Chu Ran's words rushed toward Uzi like a tide.

"You're like that retired lumberjack, you know? No ax and no wood!"

"I gave you this little money from the military line, just to buy coffins for your family! I hope you will be infertile in the future, but you will have many children and grandchildren!"

"666666!"

"Brother, you scolded me so dirty!"

"Literary man! Retired lumberjack!"

"Awesome, I read it several times before I figured out what infertility and having children and grandchildren mean!"

Check out the 16-9 book bar to see the correct version!

Chu Ran's words were posted on a public channel and could be seen by everyone. Even Du Ji's face was shocked when he saw these words.

"Damn it, I always thought that my quality was very poor, but it turns out there are experts in riding horses!"

At this moment, the barrage in his live broadcast room flooded the screen. Because Uzi did not live broadcast, many emperors discovered that Du Ji and Uzi were matched together, and they all watched in this live broadcast room. When they saw Chu Ran's words, they were immediately angry. I'm so angry!

[I am CTM, is this person sick? 】

[What’s wrong with my puppy eating a little of his army line? Not satisfied with taking him to the next level? 】

[Does he understand the value of the world’s No. 1 ADC? 】

[Ah, yes, yes, the 0-4 EZ leads the 3-0 Sword Lady to gain points! 】

[This person is so fierce, I like him! 】

[No matter who is scolding the dog in the bath, I will definitely come to help! 】

[It was so manic, this lumberjack made me laugh out loud. 】

[I like your speech very much, but remember to close your private messages! 】

Seeing Chu Ran's crackling words, Uzi was suffocated, his chest was rising and falling, and half of the sky was red!

"Play with Male Gobi!"

Uzi slammed the mouse and pressed Alt+F4 to exit the game. Xiao Ming was stunned and asked quickly: "Uzi, why are you going?"

"I won't play anymore. This kind of person is not worthy of me leading him to win. Fortunately, he was kicked out by RNG. Otherwise, I would feel sick when I see him every day!"

"Go take a shower!"

Hang up and take a shower again?

Xiao Ming's face changed and his expression became complicated. When he saw the question marks from several teammates, he could only type and explain: "His computer is broken and there is no extra computer. I'm sorry."

However, Chu Ranyu's anger did not subside and he immediately typed a line of words.

"The red temperature is so hot that you took a bath to cool down?"

Paralyze you!

When Uzi stood behind Xiao Ming and saw these words, his temperature continued to rise and his fists clenched tightly. If he could not find Chu Ran, he would definitely beat Chu Ran severely.

【Red temperature value +250】

Chu Ran smiled disdainfully at Xiao Ming's words about the computer being broken.

This game was missing one person, and without AD in the high-end game, there was almost no hope of winning. Seeing the huge word "failure", Chu Ran was really disgusted.

In his previous life, he could only see netizens teasing and making fun of Uzi online, but today he experienced it personally.

I can only say——

In my previous life, netizens scolded me lightly!

When I was about to take a screenshot of the settlement panel, I edited a short composition and posted it directly to my Weibo.

After a short period of fermentation, his Weibo directly caused the entire LPL circle to explode, setting off a bloody storm!

(End of chapter)