Chapter 47 Who did Uzi defeat?
Time flies, and each day passes quietly.
However, Chu Ran is clearly involved in the hot search headlines in the LPL circle. The most important thing is that the story of his online love affair with the female version of Uzi has been continuously adapted by many netizens, and eventually formed multiple versions of the story.
Of course, because this incident also caused many netizens to retell an old incident, it made Abramovich directly turn into a desktop cleaning master in the club training room.
The night before the match against IM, Abramovich lifted everything on the desk where the review meeting was held to the floor, and his face became a little ferocious.
"Who is it? Who spread the news about the female version of Uzi, so that now the entire Internet is either discussing Uzi and Xiaoran or me. Who is it? Stand up and admit it now!"
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Chu Ran and others looked at each other. Everyone present had done it to a certain extent, but who dared to admit it?
Now whoever admits it will die.
Not long ago, a post appeared in a hot search on Weibo. When I clicked on it, I found that the things about Abu were directly dug out by netizens.
[Everyone is saying that Ran Zhu and the female version of a puppy were cheated in online dating, so I will tell you another online dating story]
[As we all know, the current EDG club manager graduated from Yancheng Normal University. At that time, the domestic league environment was just starting. At that time, Abramovich claimed that he had returned from studying abroad and learned a lot of advanced e-sports knowledge. Then he went to WE and told IF, the assistant in the team at the time. I have a sister who likes IF very much and brought the two of them into a relationship. 】
[IF and Abu’s sister talked for a while, but they broke up after they were not suitable. Abu’s sister committed suicide because she was heartbroken. Abu even held an online funeral for his sister on Weibo. Later IF left because of this incident. WE, and helped Abu stay in WE. 】
[This is how the nickname of Death Sister Bu spreads. Is there anyone who doesn’t know about Death Sister Bu? Abu has no sister at all. The girlfriend he is dating IF online is Abu pretending to be her. 】
[So what does Abu’s Weibo post mean? Don't say it wasn't done by a puppy. Even if it was done, how could you have the nerve to say it? 】
[Everyone is just as good as a horse, no one can criticize anyone else! 】
[Come on, if EDG doesn’t expel the beast, the worst thing is that they will explode! 】
"Xiao Ran, just tell me if this is your masterpiece." Ming Kai pushed Chu Ran, and Chu Ran was frightened. "Brother Kai, I'm warning you, I will sue you for libel. It's not true." I did it. Why do I do this when I have nothing to do?”
After saying this, Chu Ran silently added in his heart - he just liked the Weibo post.
At this time, the comment section of this Weibo had exploded, causing a bloody storm.
[I’m Diguigui, I really didn’t know that Abu is also a master of online dating? 】
[Fuck, it’s exciting! Uzi has a sister, and Abu has a sister. They both have a bright future. 】
[This melon is delicious, but it’s true. How could Abu have the nerve to say that Uzi didn’t do anything except himself? 】
[Uzi: Why are you the only one spraying me, but Abu did it too! 】
[Good guy, this is how the nickname of Death Sister Bu came from. 】
[When I saw the front part, I was still feeling sad for Abu’s sister. After seeing the back, I thought, damn, Abu’s sister has resurrection armor. 】
[The God of Void, the sister of Void, what else is there in LPL that is not Void? 】
[Dead Sister Bu: Resurrection, my sister! 】
[The battle between Zhu Za and Huang Za is great to watch. Please give me more, I love watching it. 】
Ming Kai thought about it carefully. After all, it happened so many years ago. Chu Ran was still young at that time, so he probably didn't know these past events.
But Ming Kai shuddered a little when he saw Abu's face that really looked like his dead sister.
Seeing that no one acknowledged it, Abu's face became even more rosy. He took a deep breath and named Chu Ran, "Xiaoran, go kill Huang Za. I can't stand this tone."
"Me?" Chu Ran pointed at himself and asked doubtfully, feeling cursed in his heart.
What can't you stand? You've been here for so many years, and there are a lot of people on the Internet calling you dead sister Bu.
"Otherwise it's me, we EDG, you are the best at dealing with the emperors, kill them! If you kill these emperors and let them break the defense, I will give you a personal bonus of 5,000 yuan." Abu was really a little crazy, his eyes His face was red, and he had obviously been internally injured by Huang Za's anger.
After all, it was difficult to cover up things that happened many years ago, but in the end, the fig leaf was ripped off nakedly.
"Well, Manager Abu, you know me. In fact, I have never been the kind of person who likes to cause trouble. After all, Huang Za is also the bread and butter of my live broadcast room."
"So?" Abu's eyes widened.
"You have to pay more."
"Let's see the effect!" Abu squeezed out a few words between his teeth. Now, like Chu Ran, he hated Huang Za from the bottom of his heart.
Originally it was all clear, but inexplicably it turned black again.
"Okay." Chu Ran nodded, thought for a while, and then opened Weibo again.
A moment later, a message titled "Young Master Jian Guo?" 》’s Weibo news instantly caused a sensation on Weibo.
EDG-Easy：
[In the past few days, there have often been private messages from the backend - 'Uzi has defeated all ADCs, but the ones who can't defeat the ones like me'. Today I will give you some data. Who has Uzi defeated? It's fair and square! 】
[Big Daddy Deft, played 19 games, Uzi won five games, eight BO5s, and won one]
[The second father, Imp, played 12 games. Uzi won three games, two BO5s, and failed to win one. 】
[Third Dad Bang played four games and won one game, a BO5, and was eliminated in the quarterfinals this year. 】
[Based on this record of fighting, I don’t even know who Uzi defeated? Now let me ask all Uzi fans on the Internet, who did Uzi conquer? ! 】
[I really don’t know. Even though this data is here, why are there still people on the Internet clamoring for being proud of themselves? 】
[It seems that Jane’s career performance is not ideal, right? 】
[As for how Uzi, who has never won a championship, won the title of the world's No. 1 ADC, maybe this is the charm of God of the Void. 】
[Perhaps they were all conquered, but they just didn’t win. 】
[Really, stop scolding me. I’m dying. What I’m telling you is the truth. What’s wrong with LPL? Why do people like us who dare to tell the truth suffer from online violence? Is telling the truth also guilty? 】
[If telling the truth is guilty, then I should be sentenced to life imprisonment. Please let Uzi fans let me go and let our EDG club go. 】
[To put an end to online violence, it starts with me, @UziQaQ, just tell me whether what I tell the truth is right, and just take care of your fans! 】
When this Weibo post appeared, many netizens on Weibo who were still eating melons immediately gathered around, and the Weibo comment area was instantly overwhelmed.
[Fuck, Brother Ran! You are my brother, don't you stop pretending, just show your strength and show your face to deal damage? 】
[God rides a horse and is proud of himself! 】
[Forgive me for not being aware of it, but with the photo of the female version of Uzi, guys, here’s the picture. 】
【66666! An unsolved mystery of the 21st century, who did Uzi conquer? 】
【Ran beast! ! I'm CNM! 】
[Conquer you Male Gobi? Do you only care about winning or losing? Don’t know how to look at laning performance? 】
[What’s the point of e-sports if you don’t care about winning or losing? Did you watch Uzi Hongwen die suddenly? Huang Za is really funny! 】
[How come a person like Ranzhu is still alive? He keeps rubbing off on my puppy all day long. 】
[Maybe Ranzhu’s whole family is dead, otherwise he wouldn’t know the value of the No. 1 ADC in the puppy world. 】
[What are you guys calling? ! If my puppy had joined a good team, he would have won many championships! 】
[Is winning or losing the game important? If you lose, you don’t deserve to be the world’s number one ADC? I believe that anyone who understands the game will not know what the three words Uzi stand for, right?]
[Huang Za is really in trouble, the data is here and he is still being stubborn. 】
[As we all know, only two of the three normal people can be those who watch games, like Uzi, and have brains. 】
[Huang Za is like this. Most of them are Uzi's filial sons and grandsons. Crystal fans know that they have been purified a long time ago. 】
RNG club.
When Uzi saw this Weibo post, his whole face turned red with anger, "Slander, slander! But this B is spreading rumors about labor and management. In the labor and management's mind, I am clearly targeting people like Deft!"
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"Where's the lawyer? Where's RNG's legal department? Send a lawyer's letter to Ran Zhu B. Send a lawyer's letter!"
Uzi and Huang Za were really frustrated at this time, but this ironclad data was placed here, making it impossible for them to refute it directly.
There is no other choice but to report and divert the route.
"Coach." Uzi looked at his coach Firefox, his face as red as the sun, "Can I tell other teams about our research on natural animals?"
"Okay." Firefox nodded. After all, Chu Ran has not played a few games yet and there is relatively little research data. It is better to let other teams give it a try. Maybe they can play more things from Chu Ran.
After hearing this, Uzi immediately took action and told AJ privately about Chu Ran's research, which made AJ's eyes keep shining brightly.
Uzi: "He doesn't know many heroes. When EDG is on the red side, Qinggangying and the others will definitely ban them. Then they will ban a few big players and the others will be gone. Then they will just call the jungler to catch them."
Uzi: "Keep it secret, don't say it was me who said it."
AJ: "Don't worry, brothers will help you get revenge."
Uzi: "Well, I don't want to wait until I play in person while this guy is still playing in the LPL."
In the IM training room, AJ is like a spring breeze. It turns out that those who have gained the knowledge will get more help. Sitting at home, you can enjoy the information provided by all parties. Therefore, people still have to be humble. What can you get by starting a group Uzi on Weibo every day?
There seems to be nothing but black and red.
In tomorrow's game, he, AJ, will get back everything that belongs to him.
EDG's starting top laner, Mouse can sit, Chu Ran can sit, why can't AJ sit?
He is no better than them.
And AJ firmly believes that if he is stronger than Chu Ran, EDG will definitely use a top laner with a better reputation.
As for Mouse, let's be clear, as long as Chu Ran is unseated, competing with Mouse is not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning.
Chu Ran was naturally not clear about this situation.
Deft looked at Chu Ran with a confused look in his eyes, "Why have Uzi and I won so many games? I don't even know."
"Otherwise, how can we say you are the first priest?" Pawn laughed.
Sure enough, as Chu Ran posted this Weibo, his Weibo was directly blasted by Huang Za, which made Abu very happy.
Check out the 16-9 book bar to see the correct version!
No matter what, EDG needs this kind of talent.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll start a fight with these bastards." If Abramovich, as the club manager, didn't have the courage to leave the club himself, he would have angrily scolded the bastards who had been exposed in previous scandals.
"Play money."
Chu Ran himself couldn't even imagine that such a good thing could happen. Abu took the initiative to give him money and even let him pick up the red temperature value for free.
"You did a good job this time, you should be rewarded and feel comfortable."
Abu browsed Weibo and found many angry Huang Za, and felt that the sullenness in his heart had dissipated a lot.
He was sitting on Chu Ran, how dare these royal bastards attack him!
"Hurry up and start a live broadcast now. You have earned more than 100,000 yuan from gifts for a few live broadcasts before, and it will definitely be more today."
"It's too late. Is there anyone left?" Chu Ran scratched his head, then clicked into his live broadcast interface and found that the barrage was scrolling continuously.
Countless emperors are carrying out blasting work in his live broadcast room.
[Report a little bit to make the beast disappear! 】
[One dollar goes to a brand and buys a coffin for a random animal. 】
[This kind of person does not deserve to stay in the live broadcast industry to disgust labor and management. 】
“Damn it, it’s so popular today.”
Chu Ran looked happy, and when the live broadcast was about to start, it was time to explode these royal gold coins.
"Do you want to use firepower? Manager Abu, just say one thing, I have never fought for anyone in my life, today I decided to fight for you once!"
"Output the firepower. Let me spray these people with you today." Abu was obviously still angry and immediately asked Chu Ran to increase the firepower.
"It's okay to increase the firepower. The question is, will you be able to withstand it when the time comes?"
Abu was stunned, gritted his teeth and said: "If there is anything you can't stand, just let go! Even if you can't stand it, you have to stand up!"
"Don't regret it."
Chu Ran twisted his neck, wondering how long it had been.
How long has he been at EDG!
In the past, they were afraid that the firepower would be too strong, so EDG chose to put him in cold storage in order to calm down their anger.
Today I can finally let go.
Seeing Chu Ran's appearance, Ming Kai and others seemed to feel a murderous aura permeating the air, which made them feel a little frightened.
In an instant, when his handsome face appeared in the live broadcast room, countless people in the live broadcast room were shocked.
[CNM, why is the beast not dead yet if it’s so late? 】
[Come here to squirt, right? If I don't spew shit out of the beast today, I'll kill myself. 】
[Ran Zhu, why do you dare to live broadcast? Who gave you the courage to step on the horse? 】
[Apologize to my puppy! 】
[My puppy represented the LPL at the age of 17, and was the runner-up at the age of 17. He has made great contributions to the LPL in the past few years, but why do you, B, blame my puppy? 】
Seeing this barrage, Chu Ran was stunned and immediately laughed, "I know that Uzi player has been playing for many years and is very strong, but I have a very curious question to ask you. Since you all Uzi is the number one ADC in the world, and if you think about it carefully, he has been playing professionally for four years this year, so he should have won a lot of championships, right?”
"So, what kind of champion is Uzi?!"
"Please answer me, who is the champion!!"
Chu Ran roared, and immediately opened Baidu Encyclopedia and typed in the words "What kind of champion is Uzi" in front of countless people in the live broadcast room.
Only one sentence emerged - Uzi debuted in 2013 and has never won any championship in his four-year career.
"No, I'm not talking about you. Why can't you find out what kind of champion Uzi is? Why can he be the world's number one ADC even if he's not a champion!"
"Answer me quickly, I'm in a hurry now!"
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【66666666! 】
【Big courage! Is this the question you should ask? 】
[We live in Bengbu. Killing people will hurt your heart. Killing people will hurt your heart! 】
[Pfft~ Now Huang Za has completely broken his guard. He is anxious, Huang Za is anxious. 】
[The champion is your father, right? Ran Zhu! ! ! 】
[I’m really shocked. Two puppy S competition runner-ups are a level you will never reach in your lifetime! 】
[Is the championship important? Are you playing just to win the championship? But are you a professional player, playing games just to win the championship? Then your life is considered useless. 】
[I really want to hack you to death, Ranzhu, Feikai is not the runner-up, he can be the world's number one jungler, why can't the puppy be the world's number one ADC if he is the runner-up? 】
Seeing this barrage, Ming Kai's eyes widened.
Can this also happen to me?
"So the fake world's number one jungler was driven back to raise pigs by Little Peanut, and Bang also stepped on Uzi to win the championship. It was just a few blows."
Ming Kai's eyes narrowed and his breathing became short.
I asked you to join the Tuan Huangza, why are you joining me?
【Red temperature value +64】
"Mingkai, don't be angry. This is a tactic. You see, he doesn't even give you face, so he doesn't give Uzi face either. It's very reasonable."
Abu gave Chu Ran a thumbs up. He wanted to see the anxious eyes of these emperors now, and together with the operation, he paid attention to the flow of water in the background of Chu Ran's live broadcast room, and found that it was constantly rising, and immediately asked Chu Ran to continue.
"So don't say anything in front of me that Uzi is the best ADC in the world. I have a solo championship. What kind of championship is Uzi? Without a championship, he is nothing."
"I don't know how to protect four and one? You don't understand. It's not that I don't know, but some ADs are not worthy. I protect Deft very well! Although he often crashes, compared to one person taking three lanes, there are zero team fights. The output is still much better! Next question.”
Deft's eyes widened and he looked at Pawn in confusion. Why did he suddenly drive on me? Which side are you on?
At this moment, in the RNG club, Uzi was looking at Chu Ran's live broadcast room. Hearing that Chu Ran was firing on all cylinders, his eyes were red with anger.
paralysis!
If he had teammates like Faker and Marin, he would have won so many championships.
Look at what kind of teammates he plays in the game, some super, 50-50, no one is strong, the entire royal family is with him in C!
Just when Uzi was about to go berserk, Chu Ran's laughter was heard again in the live broadcast room, "Thank you to the world's best player for sending me the treasure map, thank you!"
"Now that we have talked about the atmosphere here today, let me ask you a question. Do you know why the S Championship trophy is the cleanest thing in the world?"
Hearing this, Uzi pricked up his ears. He wanted to hear what Chu Ran meant by this sentence, which aroused his curiosity.
"It's not that the S championship trophy was well maintained by the previous championship team."
“It’s not that the S-race championship trophy is as white and flawless as a white lotus.”
Meiko was startled, he smelled an offensive breath.
"Actually, this question is very simple."
"Because."
"There will never be any stains on the championship trophy of the S competition!"
(End of chapter)