Chapter 64: I will not surrender if you dodge, but I will be proud of you if you die suddenly! Red-skinned Duck (please order first! Please vote monthly!)
In an instant, Uzi's whole body became sluggish, and his pupils suddenly dilated.
What a beast!
Chu Ran said what he wanted to say, so what did he say?
Not only did he slander him, but he also plagiarized his wisdom, although he couldn't figure out why Chu Ran would want to go with him.
And what about you singing your damn songs?
Uzi hit the mouse hard, and his chubby face turned red almost in the blink of an eye!
If the live broadcast hadn't been on, he wouldn't have gotten mad, and he would have yelled loudly now.
If he lives in the Northeast, I believe that the majority of Northeastern friends will be able to save a large amount of heating expenses every year.
The joys and sorrows of people are not the same.
Uzi's red temperature was overloaded, but in the EDG club and Chu Ran's live broadcast room, there was a lot of laughter and laughter, and the screens were densely filled with barrage, which made the management dumbfounded.
Hey! Although I am annoyed that you are increasing my workload, I have to admit that you are a genius!
【Bible! Apply for World Heritage! 】
[Brother, no, do you know how painful it was for me to hold back my laughter in the library? 】
[He sprayed out my prostate fluid with laughter, and the feeling was as good as the posture of a rat bible. 】
[Hahaha, stop singing, this is the worst time Blue Lotus has been hacked! 】
[God’s four-year career without a championship, the trophy is spotless, and what does Stan Kang mean? 】
[I only use Stencom when washing my hair. Don’t try to fit into the circle that you can’t fit into. The circle of the world’s number one ADC does not belong to Jane Pride! 】
[QNMD, a beast! 】
[Ranhu, I hail you Male Gobi! 】
[Is this kind of person mentally ill? You have nothing to do and you like to change the lyrics to blackmail my puppy? 】
[Ran Zhu, do you think you can sing well? Smile, jpg】
At this moment, Ming Kai and others laughed so hard that tears came out.
Abu was filled with emotion, Chu Ran was really a genius!
"Please stop making us laugh. Your Brother Hekui is under a lot of pressure. He can't beat Uzi."
Pawn patted Chu Ran on the shoulder, and the smile on his face never disappeared.
"What can I do? There is a gap between this support and the opponent." Deft smiled helplessly. The bottom lane is still quite poor in support.
Nofe nodded while writing in his notebook, "Xiao Ming's Zyra is very good. I might consider banning her in future games."
"He didn't play Zyra the Windspeaker, so he doesn't get my approval." Chu Ran agreed: "It's okay, I'm a C at this."
Having said this, Chu Ran typed two big words in his chat interface.
"Come on!"
At this moment, after Zhou Shuyi revived TP and went online, she felt like she was sweating profusely. She lost all her heroic words and could only squeeze out a smile and said bravely: "It's okay. I can withstand the pressure this time. The puppy is very fat. I believe that the puppy is very fat." Dog.”
Just a few seconds later, when the soldiers entered the tower and she saw Zach appearing behind her, her whole body went numb.
And Da Sima's Mantis is still activating his square jungle.
"Alas, this wave of junglers from the opposite side tried to catch us on the road. It was very naughty, but we stole a big bird from him with a backhand."
"It's useless. It's useless for him to catch him on the road. This jungler looks a bit muggle. What can they gain by jumping over a big tree? They might even be replaced. This kind of thing shows that they didn't pay attention in class. If you are listening, you will have the opportunity to come to the gold medal lecturer’s live broadcast room to listen to the class.”
As soon as Da Sima finished speaking, he saw the news of success coming from the road.
“Easy killed Douyu TV-Zhou Shuyi!”
In an instant, Da Sima was stunned. He instantly moved his perspective to the top road. When he saw Kled, who was still alive, escaping from the defense tower, he exclaimed, "How did you kill this? Oh, this guy Easy played very well. He didn't even think about it. Die.”
At this moment, Zhou Shuyi once again let out a loud roar in the live broadcast room.
"What kind of stupid hero is this Kled? He looked like he was about to die, and then he dismounted and shot me to death without being killed by the defense tower! He really stepped on the horse and lost his horse!"
Seeing Zhou Shuyi's furious look, the barrage in the live broadcast room filled the screen like crazy.
[Haha, this is what Kled is like. 】
[The anchor wants to drop the little pearl. 】
[This guy Easy is really not a human being. He didn’t know that the person opposite him was Sister Zhou. How could he be so disrespectful? 】
"Sister Zhou?"
Chu Ran looked at the barrage in his live broadcast room and was stunned for a moment, "Why do you have to give her face? She is your mother? Do you also like to eat venom?"
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Hearing Chu Ran's words, countless Zhou Shuyi's fans in his live broadcast room suddenly felt angry in their hearts.
Although they didn't know what Chu Ran meant by 'eating venom', they also heard Chu Ran's sarcastic tone, and immediately started spraying with GSL in Chu Ran's live broadcast room.
Suddenly there were many more people playing cards, and gifts were flying like crazy.
Abu touched his face and looked helplessly at Chu Ran's face.
Why does he feel that Chu Ran dares to spray anyone?
If this continues, can EDG really be able to handle it?
The harder GSL sprayed, the happier Chu Ran was.
What Sister Zhou?
What grade, eating the same one as Li Xiaolu?
Poison inb!
Although Kled Zak is not as strong as Kled Spider, Zac has a passive. It is almost easy to jump over a big tree that has been killed twice in a row. He has no level, no ultimate move, and no equipment. The three phantom gods are also missing. So meaty.
After crossing the tower, jump directly over the tower, lie in ambush in the grass on the upper road, wait for the big tree to return to the line, and just grab and kill.
Ten minutes into the game, Zhou Shuyi's big tree has been killed 7 times.
The big tree's Q thorns attack can only knock back Kled and Zac, and although the W is a displacement, it will follow the enemy. The big tree without flashing has no way to counter it. Sometimes it even wants to go around from the jungle. Chu Ran guessed it.
In the RNG club, Uzi's face turned red when he saw this scene.
If there was no live broadcast, he would really have to greet his teammates.
"Labour and management are really convinced. I have to pick this hand in the bottom lane. As a result, this hand is being sent crazily in the top lane. Playing Yasuo in the middle lane has no effect at all. A Mantis can only brush. Can they understand this game?" Who is the C!”
"Uzi, stop talking."
Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Uzi understood what he meant. His teammates were all streamers with high traffic, and if he continued talking, something might happen.
Of course, just because Uzi doesn't say it doesn't mean his fans don't say it.
In an instant, Zhou Shuyi’s live broadcast room was blasted by GSL.
Zhou Shuyi had already been beaten to the point of collapse by Chu Ran. Seeing such a brutal barrage, small pearls suddenly appeared in her eyes.
"This beast is not a human being!"
"Can you please stop arresting me? Did I offend him somewhere?"
Zhou Shuyi choked and cried in the live broadcast room. Seeing Chu Ran's Klie about to push the troops into the tower again, she collapsed a little and quickly typed on the public channel.
"Give me a break, I'm the anchor."
"Who isn't?"
hiss--!
Zhou Shuyi's face instantly turned red at Chu Ran's words. She gritted her teeth and continued typing: "Brother, don't ask people to come over. That's enough. I think I have no grudge against you."
"Yes, your fans are trolling me. Fans' behavior is paid for by idols."
You are paralyzed!
Seeing Chu Ran's words, Zhou Shuyi slammed the mouse and cursed Chu Ran crazily in her heart.
"How can you let me go?"
"I can perform my talent with you, I can sing and dance."
Seeing this, Chu Ran glanced at his barrage and found that many viewers were strongly demanding to see Zhou Shuyi perform her talents. Chu Ran could only let Zhou Shuyi go at the request of the masses.
Turn around and aim at the bottom lane.
"Brother Hekui, I will come to support you later."
"You come."
At this moment, Uzi's face was extremely rosy. He wanted to kill Chu Ran and Deft, but when he pressed the tab, he didn't know how to beat the 5-0-2 Kled.
Suddenly, there was a sharp scream in his ears, and the mark of Kled's ultimate move appeared in front of his eyes.
"Blanched! This Kreisima thing!"
Uzi's face changed drastically, and he immediately yelled angrily. When he saw Kled running toward him at high speed, he immediately used Arcane Leap and pulled him back. However, as soon as his E skill landed, the bubble that assisted Nami was thrown at him. come out.
Buzz~
Accurate hit.
"Damn it, Uzi loves bathing so much, he even wants to get into Nami's bubbles!"
Chu Ran immediately exclaimed when he saw this scene, which caused Le Renhe and Chuanzi in the live broadcast room to burst into laughter, and GSL became furious.
Seeing that he was hit by Nami, Uzi's face turned rosy again, "The labor is really hot!"
After the bubble ended, he saw that Kled had arrived on the battlefield and immediately began to move around wildly.
But his positioning was completely inadequate in front of Chu Ran.
Ding~
A chain from Kled suddenly flew out, hitting EZ directly. Seeing EZ flash and E pulled him back, they cooperated with Deft to take the head.
Suddenly, the corners of Chu Ran's mouth raised, and his soft words floated in the live broadcast room, making many GSLs become as popular as Uzi.
"Oh, no, it doesn't matter that Uzi likes to get into Nami's Q. After all, it's like a bathtub, but why didn't he do it as soon as he showed up?"
"Do you want to save flash and save it for the next game, or is my Kled's Q like a dog leash and causing him to lose his way?"
"Nami Q started this wave, EZ wanted to take a bath, Klei Chain took action, EZ is like a dog, I won't fight if you dodge, but I'm proud of the sudden death!"
"Brothers, how are you doing with my poem? Everyone please stand up. When Cao Zhi comes, you will have to worship me as your teacher!"
After Chu Ran said these words, everyone in the entire EDG club and live broadcast room was dumbfounded.
At this moment, Chu Ran's live broadcast room instantly exploded into excitement!
At this moment, Chu Ran's live broadcast room was full of barrages and gifts, and the report button was almost broken by GSL.
Originally, many GSLs did not want to send barrages to Chu Ran's gift card brand, but as Chu Ran just spoke, they were already so angry that they just wanted to stab Chu Ran to death through the network cable.
【Ran beast! You are the bastard that will destroy the whole family! 】
[I have already recorded the screen and will report it to LPL immediately. However, if you are engaging in personal attacks here, LPL must ban such people. 】
[Really, as a passerby, I can’t stand it anymore. After all, the puppy has made contributions to the LPL, but Ranzhu directly attacked him personally and the road turned dark. 】【If this kind of person is not banned from the LPL, I will quit the LPL permanently. 】
[I laughed angrily. I no longer look at clowns like Ran Zhu. Not paying attention to him is the best punishment for him. 】
[Hahaha, I burst out laughing. Look how worried GSL is. 】
[I’m thinking this guy didn’t even mention Uzi’s name. Is reporting useful? 】
[I ordered it, why didn’t I order it? I’m proud of it. I flashed it and saved it for the New Year. 】
[Living in Bengbu, I can only say that I am jealous of this guy’s talent. 】
[So wet, so wet. I moaned so hard that my hands were so wet that I felt wet. 】
RNG club.
Uzi was originally angry at Xiao Ming because of his death in battle, "You idiot, Xiao Ming, won't you block Kled's Q for me? What do you do as a support!"
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Xiao Ming was a little surprised. It was obviously your fault, so how could it be my fault?
But he didn't dare to ask, and he didn't dare to say more, so he could only nod awkwardly.
Just when Uzi was furious, the eunuch sent a message to let him know about the limerick Chu Ran had just written. He was immediately furious, his little fat face turned red and purple, and he let out a roar from the depths of his throat.
"Is he a poet? He also writes poetry!"
Regardless of whether it was live broadcast or not, taking advantage of the resurrection, he punched Xiaohu, who was still in Rank, and knocked him unconscious.
At this moment, Uzi's anger reached the sky, red and purple, and he was breathing heavily in his nostrils. He wished he could beat Chu Ran to death right now, and after resurrecting, he kept sending signals to his teammates.
After Da Sima saw this scene, he was a little stunned, "This young man has a bit of a bad temper, but don't panic, you can win if you stay steady. I, Khazik, am very fat this time."
After a while, Chu Ran once again found an opportunity to wander around and kill Uzi and Sao Nan, causing Uzi to bite Hongwen's hand directly in the live broadcast room. Sao Nan showed a helpless smile and was hacked to death by Chu Ran Kelie several times. He There is really no way.
I could only take out my calculator and press 6666 like crazy.
At this time, Chu Ran's words appeared from the public channel.
"Ji Cao, don't use your calculator to deduct 6 from me. I'm afraid you'll have to change your calculator later."
Seeing these words, the handsome man's face instantly froze, and he blushed a little.
With such a huge disadvantage, being killed by Chu Ran, Zhou Shuyi and others only wanted to make 20 points. As a result, Da Sima decided to block a woman's live broadcast and send greetings to the channel.
"Watch me perform."
Show you paralysis!
Uzi bit his hand and looked at his 0-5 record. He already had the urge to take a shower and hang up.
His teammates didn't come to help him in the bottom lane at all, and he didn't know how to win this game.
"Dear students, watch my operation, how Kha'Zix kills this Kled."
"As soon as the ghost knife is opened, it becomes invisible and invisible. Move and move!"
"Love between gods and demons!"
"It's very naughty, you are naughty, hide from Kled Q!"
But as soon as he said these words, Da Sima's pupils shrank suddenly and he exclaimed, "Oh, how can he still pull me back when I am invisible? Explode!"
Pulled back by Churan Kled, AE1A Tiamat AE2A, the four swords directly triggered Kled's W skill.
Da Sima's mantis blood evaporated instantly, causing Da Sima to sit upright and take a breath of cold air!
"Muggle! How can you kill me! This Kled is a bit crazy!"
Looking at the dense barrage, Da Sima's face turned a little red.
[No, is it difficult to admit that others are strong? 】
[Sure enough, the gold medal teacher cannot win the high-end game. 】
[I could fight before, but it’s a pity that I’m old. 】
[Haha, it made me finish three bowls in a row! 】
[Watch my operation, I will be backhanded by others in seconds. 】
[Thanos snapped his fingers, and Teacher Da Sima’s mouth was still stiff. 】
Seeing these barrages, Da Sima, who was already a little embarrassed, became even more angry. He felt that he was infected with red fever disease by Uzi.
Then under Chu Ran's fierce offensive, their crystal was bulldozed in 21 minutes.
At the moment it ended, a few words suddenly appeared in front of Da Sima's eyes.
"The apprentices are full, collect the mount! Dogs have priority!"
You are paralyzed!
Uz angrily smashed the mouse and went live directly, causing GSL to return to Chu Ran's live broadcast room and explode wildly.
Da Sima was fine at first, until he saw a barrage saying "Horses will come later", and his face instantly turned rosy, even redder than Uzi!
In an instant, the audience in his live broadcast burst into laughter!
On the other side, Chu Ran's live broadcast room was filled with excitement and audiences of all types.
Just after a Rank match, he and Zhou Shuyi connected on the microphone, attracting many viewers to stop and watch.
"Hello, Ran.Easy player, I am Zhou Shuyi, I am very happy to join you today."
"Huh?"
Chu Ran smelled the offensive breath, "Don't be too quick to be happy. It was you who said you wanted to perform a talent show with me. Let's do a dance first to see how good you are."
At this moment, many Zhou Shuyi fans hiding in Chu Ran's live broadcast room were furious.
[Ran Zhu, be careful what you say when riding a horse! 】
[What does it mean to come to Duan Wu to see your strength? Sister Zhou, you can also give orders! 】
[Ma De, what the hell is a beast? He has talent but no virtue! 】
[There is a fart talent who won a few games and no longer knows who he is. 】
After hearing Chu Ran's words, Zhou Shuyi's face changed drastically. Although she was very unhappy, the live broadcast room was so popular now, and it was a good opportunity for her to become famous, so she immediately started to twist in the live broadcast room.
She debuted as a dance troupe, but she still has some ability, but she owns an airport at such a young age, which is enviable.
Abu frowned at this time and said: "Xiao Ran, that's almost enough. There will be a training match later."
"I know!"
"I just finished a high-intensity Rank. I can't enjoy it anymore. Keep dancing! Keep dancing!"
When Chu Ran said these words, countless viewers in his live broadcast room laughed out loud.
【66666, how dare this guy talk to Abu like this? 】
[Too strong, he is really using his life to adjust the live broadcast effect. I must pay attention to this kind of warrior! 】
[Everyone in Abu was numb. I thought I had hired a talent, but I didn’t expect that I had hired a genius. 】
Abu shook his head, sometimes he was really helpless.
Forget it, Chu Ran is not bad at being hated by Zhou Shuyi's fans anyway, and Abu always feels that Chu Ran did it on purpose. Logically speaking, he is not such a brainless person.
nonsense.
Chu Ran couldn't help but feel happy when he saw the furious fans of GSL and Zhou Shuyi.
GSL has a lot of wool and provides him with less and less red temperature value. On the contrary, Zhou Shuyi fans provided him with a lot today.
At the end of the dance, Zhou Shuyi was panting from exhaustion and deliberately made a seductive sound, which made Chu Ran tremble all over.
"How's it going, Easy, I haven't danced for a long time, I'm a little rusty."
After dancing, Zhou Shuyi saw her gifts and comments flying all over the screen. She was no longer unhappy, but felt very happy.
If she can build a good relationship with Chu Ran today and play dual queue in the future, I'm afraid she will also become the top player in Douyu.
It's okay to be sprayed.
Black and red are also red, and hellfire is also fire.
"It's just average. I don't feel anything. Anyone else can twist better than you. It's a shame. If I had known, I would have killed you a few more times in the game."
Zhou Shuyi's face instantly darkened.
So angry.
But you have to keep smiling.
"Then let me sing a song with you?"
"What song?" Chu Ran rolled his eyes, "I want to listen to roasting gluten, can you do it? Play a song of roasting gluten with a high note that destroys the world!"
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Damn it!
Zhou Shuyi was numb. She felt that Chu Ran was an abnormal person. A beautiful woman like herself danced and sang in front of him, but Chu Ran didn't react at all.
But for the sake of future popularity, she still kept smiling, "Let me rap with you."
"Rap, I can too."
"Look at this bowl of noodles, it's big and wide. It's just because you are so beautiful."
"But I don't really like listening to rap. Okay, let's stop here. Your talent is not very good, I can only say it is average."
"By the way, let me ask you a question, do all the little girls from technical secondary schools like you like Rap?"
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Before Zhou Shuyi could react, she found that her and Chu Ran's wheat had been cut off.
Recalling Chu Ran's words just now, Zhou Shuyi's whole face instantly turned rosy.
"No, is he sick? What's wrong with me liking Rap? Is there anything wrong with liking Rap?"
“Don’t you think Rap is handsome?”
"Fart, who said rapping is uneducated? I'm banned. Don't come to my live broadcast room in the future."
"Nima is gone!"
Zhou Shuyi's defense was really broken now. She planned to find a boyfriend who specialized in rap in the future, but Chu Ran's words caused her brain to shut down.
And her appearance of breaking through the red temperature quickly defeated VG again, and the Bible Chu Ran just said was on Weibo's hot search, attracting heated discussions among countless netizens!
(End of chapter)