Chapter 5: There is a tumor in the middle of the earphones, good luck comes 666
Jiang Nian noticed the blind spot.
But I didn't care.
After all, his system is a role-playing system.
Its core purpose is to make oneself stronger by playing the role of a eunuch, practicing martial arts, and getting in touch with the extraordinary.
Acting is a way for him to get in touch with the extraordinary.
I have to say what are the shortcomings.
"It seems like there are no shortcomings!"
Jiang Nian murmured.
Although playing the role of a eunuch may cause misunderstandings and make people wonder if he has any special hobbies or is hiding something that is hard to tell.
But this had no impact at all on Jiang Nian, who could even say that he was gay in order to fool the little girl when he was in school!
Jiang Nian even hoped that their inherent impression of him would always be like this.
In this way, it would be more convenient for him, Jiang Nian, to drive secretly.
"But speaking of it, when I told my little girl that I was gay, was it a matter of my past life or this life?"
"Damn, they're all mixed together. I can't tell them apart."
After scratching his head, Jiang Nian grunted and then put the matter behind him.
Because it's not important.
What matters is your own system.
Thinking back on the martial arts memories of 'Du Gao' in my mind.
Jiang Nian felt a little itchy.
As a man, he also has a martial arts dream and a hero dream in his heart.
When he was young, he even thought about going to Shaolin Temple for further training.
It's just that this idea was used by the busy mother in the kitchen that afternoon, "Do you think I look like the Shaolin Temple?"
Jiang Nian replied "like".
Then he took a flying shoe and that was the end.
Now, Jiang Nian is not only exposed to martial arts, but also extraordinary martial arts in movies and TV series.
How could Jiang Nian sit still?
So he thought about it, put on the casual men's suit he bought on Pinduoduo for 19.9, stepped on Xtep shoes, walked out of the room, and rushed towards the nearby park.
Half an hour later.
In the pavilion of the park.
Standing among them, Jiang Nian recalled the martial arts training methods in his memory.
He imitates cats and tigers, and practices martial arts in the same way.
I don't know if it was the help of the system or Jiang Nian's talent for ideas.
This is martial arts training.
He was like JFK in a convertible, enlightened.
In Jiang Nian's eyes, the obscure and difficult contents in 'Du Gao''s memory were like doing a calculation by Xiao Yuan. He could blurt it out and apply it without even thinking about it.
Now, what Jiang Nian is practicing is the Shaolin Boy Kung Fu that "Du Gao" is best at in the drama, and the one that made the protagonist suffer so much in the first three episodes!
This is a technique that has records in reality.
It is one of the most difficult martial arts among Shaolin boxing.
If you want to practice, you must start from young children and practice basic skills such as horse stance, chair stance, and T-shaped stance.
Master skills such as sight, listening, grasping, pulling, and pushing at the same time.
And skillfully use the eight major body movements such as rising, falling, advancing, side and retracting.
Only in this way can we be strong on the inside and strong on the outside, hiding it but not showing it.
In actual combat, it looks like a cat, shakes like a tiger, moves like a dragon, moves like a flash, and sounds like thunder.
And in film and television.
This Shaolin boy's skill has become an internal skill, and the training conditions are more stringent.
Not only are the moves more complicated.
When practicing, you need the help of mental methods.
It is also necessary for martial arts practitioners to always maintain a pure Yang body, that is, a child body.
Once the precepts are broken, or the practitioner is not a pure Yang body.
It can range from being possessed by a mad spirit and losing all one's power, to a more severe condition from reflux of Qi and blood, resulting in sudden death
"Wait?"
"Dead suddenly on the spot?!"
Jiang Nian, who was reading through the memories of 'Du Gao' while practicing, was stunned after seeing such a passage.
It wasn't that he was careless.
When the system issued the memory of 'Du Gao', I didn't read it carefully.
On the contrary, Jiang Nian looked very carefully at that time. The reason why this situation is happening now is that the system is sending the memory of 'Dugao'.
Memory is very subjective.
Just like when people think back to their childhood, they always feel that they were very happy and carefree at that time.
But he completely forgot that when he was a child, he made a mistake and was chased around the village by his parents carrying a broomstick.
The reason why this is so is that the latter does not make any sense.
You can't just think about the mistakes you made when you were a child every time you have insomnia and wonder why you are being chased.
Such is the memory of ‘Dogo’.
As a eunuch, keeping the body of a boy is an uncontroversial thing for 'Du Gao'.
Such meaningless things will naturally be forgotten by 'Du Gao'.
As a result, when Jiang Nian was practicing martial arts and needed to study every word in detail, he noticed this hidden thunder.
"WRNM, this is okay!"
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
"I won't have any problems practicing, will I?"
Jiang Nian was a little confused, but also a little panicked.
It's not that his mental quality is poor, but the side effects of this Shaolin boy's skill are really scary.
He wanted to stop.
But it seemed useless to stop, because he had already practiced for a whole week.
Don't ask why, just ask that the side effects of this shitty day are written on the last page.
Jiang Nian felt uneasy in his heart.
I was thinking about whether I should register as an expert before the side effects occur.
In this way, even if he goes crazy, he should be able to be rescued as soon as possible.
Just when he was thinking wildly.
[Shaolin Boy Kung Fu proficiency +1]
Jiang Nian suddenly found a line of small words popping up in the upper right corner of his sight.
He was slightly startled.
Then quickly open the system.
【Film and TV Emperor System 1.0】
【User: Jiang Nian】
【Realm: None】
[Skill: Shaolin Boy Kung Fu "Not Entering the Flow" (0/10)]
【Attention: 203】
[Current playable role: Eunuch]
【Unlocked character: Dugo】
At a glance, Jiang Nian's system panel has not changed much from the one before he went out.
There's just one more row of 'Unlocked Characters' and one more skill in the skill column.
"This"
"Have I done it?"
Looking at the system panel, Jiang Nian frowned slightly, feeling a little unsure.
This is not to question the authenticity of the system.
Jiang Nian had an idea in his mind. This high-end creation was extremely meticulous.
Even if you make a mistake, the system will not make a mistake.
Mainly because he didn't understand that in terms of martial arts, if you talk about training with a boy's body, there will be backlash.
Why am I making progress in my martial arts training, but nothing happens?
Could it be said.
"The system has corrected the negative effects?"
This thought flashed through Jiang Nian's mind.
That's what I'm sure of.
You can't say that he is still a young man.
Just lie to outsiders about this kind of thing.
If even you are fooled into it, it will really be like a tumor in the middle of the earphones, and you will be lucky.
As for whether it is possible, he is that unique martial arts genius.
How to say it.
If he, Jiang Nian, were truly a one-of-a-kind martial arts genius, he would probably be in the family class now.
Instead of being a part-timer for two years like now, he became a eunuch.
(End of chapter)