Chapter 17 This is an old drama
Zuo Yuanliang peed.
The first person to discover this was Jiang Nian.
After these few days of martial arts training, his strength has long been different from what it was before, and his senses are extremely sharp.
This made Jiang Nian immediately smell the foul smell coming from Zuo Yuanliang. He immediately narrowed his eyes and was shocked in his heart.
He originally thought that with the memory of 'Du Gao' still alive, there would be few people in the country who could play the eunuch he played better than him.
Unexpectedly, there is a heavyweight here.
He directly brought the eunuch into life!
As we all know, eunuchs were male slaves employed by the ancient royal family. They lived in the palace and took care of the daily lives of the emperor's concubines.
Because of the special nature of their status and work, they must be castrated before entering the palace and lose their ability as men so that the emperor can use them with confidence.
From the Han Dynasty to the Yuan Dynasty, eunuchs were castrated by picking eggs.
But later, someone discovered that the eunuchs could still develop after picking the eggs, so they began to cut the roots.
Although this can be done once and for all, there is also a very fatal certainty, that is, the eunuch will smell very bad.
After all, without something to guide the eunuch, he would splash uncontrollably when he went to the toilet.
Even if you clean it in time, over time, it will leave a lingering smell of urine on your body.
This is one of the main characteristics of eunuchs.
Previously, Jiang Nian thought that he was just acting and there was no need to go to this point.
But now, looking at Zuo Yuanliang, Jiang Nian realized that he was still too shallow.
"This is an old drama!"
"No wonder the protagonist, who is clearly not his own character, still has to understand it so deeply."
"Compared with him, I'm just like a new recruit."
"Admire! Admire!"
Jiang Nian was in awe, then he pinched his nose and quickly distanced himself from Zuo Yuanliang.
He did not expose Zuo Yuanliang's dilemma.
After all, the two of them don't have any big grudges. It's the most basic courtesy to see through things without telling them.
But Jiang Nian has such qualities that others don't have.
The woman Zhang Wen was standing behind Jiang Nian.
Previously, Jiang Nian was standing in front of Zuo Yuanliang, so she couldn't see anything. Now that Jiang Nian stepped back, Zuo Yuanliang's crotch, which turned from white to dark, suddenly broke into her sight.
So Zhang Wen blurted out without even thinking: "Brother Zuo, have you peed?"
As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderbolt.
People's attention was instantly attracted by it, and they turned to look with curiosity in their eyes.
Zuo Yuanliang's whole body became hard.
He realized this just now when he saw Jiang Nian suddenly holding his nose and retreating.
Zuo Yuanliang originally wanted to find an excuse to run away while not many people noticed him.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Wen actually revealed this matter in one voice.
Facing the curious eyes cast by people.
Zuo Yuanliang felt a numbness in his scalp. He quickly covered his crotch with his hands, his face turned red, he scratched his neck and shouted: "Get out of here, get out of here, don't look at me!"
But his hands were so big, there was no way he could block the spreading urine stains.
Just like his hysterical roar, it didn't make people restrain themselves, but instead caused unreserved ridicule.
Even the director was standing by and patting her thigh.
Seeing this scene, Zuo Yuan, who had never been angry since childhood, turned red.
He didn't care whether he was filming or not, he just turned around and left.
After he left, people laughed even louder.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian glanced at Zhang Wen speechlessly, becoming more and more certain that his previous view of her was correct.
This bitch is just mentally ill.
Otherwise, how could Zuo Yuanliang's situation be exposed openly in public.
"Fortunately, I haven't spoken to her. Otherwise, I might have to be assimilated by her."
"But speaking of it, Zuo Yuanliang doesn't seem to be any better than her." "A crouching dragon and a phoenix chick."
"There won't be a classic scene where the heroine exposes the heroine and the hero dumps all the problems on me and thinks it's all my fault, right?"
"That would be too careless."
Jiang Nian thought to himself, and then found a seat to sit down, waiting for Zuo Yuanliang to change his pants.
However, after waiting for a long time, Zuo Yuanliang was not seen.
On the contrary, after answering the phone, the director picked up the phone, cleared his throat and said:
"Everyone, due to some special reasons, Zuo Yuanliang is unable to participate in today's filming. This scene ends here."
"It just so happens that it's getting late, so I won't leave you with anything to take pictures of. Please tidy up and go back to rest."
If it were in the past, people would have been extremely happy when they heard this news.
After all, if you get off work early, the rest of the time is yours. They can have a good sleep or read the novels and movies they wanted to watch before.
Anyway, looking forward to it!
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
But today, people are a little disappointed.
They also wanted to see how embarrassed Zuo Yuanliang looked when he came out after changing his pants.
Unexpectedly, he just stopped coming.
"It's boring, let's go."
"Old Liu, go get some skewers and drink later."
"Let's give it another day. I have been busy helping my children with their homework these two days. This little brat, I asked him to count two days ago, how many meters an old woman can do per hour, and he calculated it for me at two thousand kilometers per hour. I was so angry that I wanted to beat him to death.”
"Okay, let's eat some other time. I'll leave first. See you tomorrow."
"See you tomorrow."
People greet each other and leave.
Jiang Nian is no exception.
After greeting the director, he came to the dressing room, took off his costume and makeup, and then left.
Walking on the way home.
With a thought, Jiang Nian opened the system panel and took a look.
【Film and TV Emperor System 1.0】
【User: Jiang Nian】
[Realm: Third-rate Warrior]
[Skill: Shaolin Boy Kung Fu "Xiao Cheng" (157/500)]
【Attention: 223】
[Current playable role: Eunuch]
After these few days of training, Jiang Nian's proficiency in Shaolin Boy Kungfu has improved from the previous "small success" (16/500) to the current level (157/500)
Although the proficiency has increased by more than a hundred.
But in fact, Jiang Nian didn't feel any difference between the Shaolin Boy Kung Fu he was practicing now and what he had practiced a few days ago.
This is a major drawback of digitization.
No matter how proficient it is, as long as there is no breakthrough, this skill will not change.
It's a very fucked-up setting.
But these days, Jiang Nian also looks away.
After all, in just two weeks, he had transformed from a newbie who knew nothing about martial arts to the low-level third-rate martial artist he is today.
This hook-up is big enough, what else do you need for a bicycle?
You can't just go from zero to a cosmic powerhouse in seven days like the old super beast-armed Huo Linfei.
That would be outrageous.
"Speaking of which, I have only practiced martial arts in the past two weeks and nothing else."
"It's not that practicing martial arts is not good, it's just that it's a bit boring to practice like this."
"How about going to the bar tonight and combining work and rest?"
(End of chapter)