Chapter 126: Did you castrate all the men on the set?
"Uh"
Huang Junwen was startled.
Originally, he wanted to say that they were not going to take a very detailed picture of the self-concubine.
You Jiang Nian just need to lie down on the stone slab, say your lines, and act like you've been cut off.
But now, looking at Jiang Nian's excited reaction.
Huang Junwen felt that there was no need to say this.
He nodded: "Okay."
"OK!"
Jiang Nian responded and then walked to the scene.
She didn't change her clothes, after all, this plot originally happened a few days later, when Lin Pingzhi was about to get married.
This guy's brain is really crazy.
He kept saying that the "Evil-Escaping Sword Technique" would make his Lin family extinct.
But I don’t know how to adapt at all.
I am about to get married and enter the bridal chamber, and I don’t want to experience the ultimate happiness in the world and have a few children first.
I have to rush to my head with passion and run to my palace.
If the "Evil Sword Technique" can only be practiced by a child, then forget it.
But unfortunately, this thing doesn’t have this requirement.
Yue Buqun had been playing with Ning Zhongze for twenty or thirty years, and his kidneys were almost exhausted. Even if he cut it off and practiced, it would still be no problem.
It can only be said that Lin Pingzhi is still too impatient and too young.
"However, this is probably why he became so perverted later and even killed Yue Lingshan."
"After the impulse passed, I calmed down and realized that the Lin family could have left an heir, but they were left to his own devices."
"These blows, coupled with the blood feud, will make you crazy only if you are not crazy."
"Of course, it's also possible that Old Man Jin confused himself when he wrote the book, and it's all bugs."
Jiang Nian silently commented on Lin Pingzhi in his heart.
Then he came to the camera.
With a thought, Lin Pingzhi's memory appeared in his mind.
In an instant, the aura around Jiang Nian suddenly changed and became extremely desolate.
Lin Pingzhi raised his head and looked at the bright moon in the sky, and then at the wedding room not far away that was filled with joy. Crystal tears rolled in his eyes.
Does he love Yue Lingshan?
The answer is yes.
Human beings are not like vegetation, so how can they be ruthless?
Although he knew that Yue Buqun's purpose of placing Yue Lingshan by his side and marrying her to him was not pure.
But after such a long time of getting along day and night, he inevitably developed a feeling of admiration for this lively and lovely junior sister.
Lin Pingzhi knew it very well.
If he wields the sword at this time, there will be no possibility between him and Yue Lingshan.
There is no way to express the love in my heart.
But.
Thinking of the father and mother who died tragically at the hands of Mu Gaofeng.
Thinking of the hundreds of Lin family members who were all killed by the Qingcheng faction.
He had to avenge such a blood feud.
Lin Pingzhi closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and tears fell down his face.
When he opened his eyes again, the reluctance and nostalgia in his eyes were gone.
Instead, there is endless sadness and determination.
"I'm sorry, junior sister, if there is an afterlife, I, Lin Pingzhi, will never let you down even if I act like a cow or a horse for you!"
Lin Pingzhi murmured with a trembling voice.
Then with a 'crack' sound, he took out the long sword from his waist.
This was the sword that Yue Lingshan gave him when he practiced swordplay with Yue Lingshan for the first time.
Likewise, this was the first gift he received after his parents died.
Therefore, Lin Pingzhi was very concerned about this sword.
It was cared for every day and to this day it is still razor sharp.
Stretching out his hand, Lin Pingzhi touched the sword with his fingers as if caressing his lover.
Feel the coldness coming from your fingertips, and listen to the slight sound made by the trembling sword.
Lin Ping waved his hand, and his long hair neatly tied behind his head fell down.
He held his long hair and bit it in his mouth.
Don't dare to hesitate at all.
Swing the sword, turn the sword.
"Poof!"
As the mechanism on the prop sword is triggered.
The plasma hidden in it suddenly shot out and scattered all over the ground.
Lin Pingzhi raised his head. The severe pain caused veins on his forehead and neck to bulge. His teeth gritted while biting his hair. His eyes were round and blood-red.
"Yu Canghai, Yu Canghai!"
"I want you to be like me, to have no descendants, no descendants, no descendants!"
"Hiss—"
Looking at Jiang Nian's eyes wide open, almost crazy performance.
All the men present took a breath and couldn't help but stretched out their hands to cover their lower parts!
Although they knew it was staged.
Although they saw that Jiang Nian did not swing the prop sword downward at all, but waved it in front of him.
But the tension displayed by Jiang Nian was too strong.
They couldn't help but become involved in it.
There was an illusion that it was not Lin Pingzhi who cut off the root of happiness, but themselves!
"No, no, this is not an illusion!"
People shuddered and groped around quickly.
It wasn't until the touch on their hands confirmed that they were okay that they let out a long breath of relief.
"Click, click!"
After checking the ballistics, Huang Junwen quickly picked up the words and said: "It's passed, Teacher Jiang, it's passed."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian woke up from Lin Pingzhi's memory with some unfinished thoughts: "Is this good? Director Huang, to be honest, I still feel a little dissatisfied. How about I play it again."
Huang Junwen was suddenly sweating profusely: "No, no, no, please don't act again. It's enough this time. Just accept your magical powers!"
After seeing Jiang Nian's performance just now.
He really didn't dare to let Jiang Nian continue acting.
Because Jiang Nian’s performance is so immersive.
As they watched, they all felt as if they had been jolted, almost unable to recover.
If Jiang Nian is allowed to do it again.
Then they might not be able to relax for two or three days.
See Huang Junwen react like this.
Jiang Nian suddenly felt a little regretful and asked without giving up: "Really don't need it?"
"No need!" Huang Junwen shook his head like a rattle.
"Okay." Jiang Nian didn't force it.
He just turned to look at Huo Jianhua and others, wanting to ask them what they thought of his performance.
He found that Huo Jianhua and the others were looking at him with frightened faces and whispering.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian was a little curious, so he listened attentively.
Then I heard Huo Jianhua and others say:
"Damn it, did Teacher Jiang really act that just now? It was so damn immersive."
"Be more confident. Can you please remove it? I feel that Teacher Jiang is not acting, it is just showing his true character!"
"One thing to say, it's true that such a self-inflicted genital mutilation made me panic, as if I was the one who was being mutilated. I feel that this is not something that can be performed by acting skills."
"By the way, have you ever noticed him when you went to the toilet? Did Teacher Jiang really do that? Why do I feel that Teacher Jiang might really be a eunuch!"
"Damn it, who would look at other people when they go to the toilet? Isn't this perverted? But when you put it like that, I found that I have been in the group for such a long time, and it seems that I have never seen Teacher Jiang go to the toilet. He Could it be true?" "Hey, eh, ok, ok, stop talking now, Teacher Jiang is here, please calm down."
Someone noticed Jiang Nian looking over. Huo Jianhua and the others, who were whispering crickets, immediately closed their mouths and looked at Jiang Nian with smiles on their faces as if nothing had happened. They loudly praised Jiang Nian's acting skills.
Seeing their exaggerated performance, Jiang Nian's mouth twitched.
"As expected of an actor, his ability to do one thing in front of others and behind the scenes is really awesome."
"If I hadn't heard their conversation, I almost would have believed it!"
Jiang Nian was speechless.
He felt that Huo Jianhua and the others were too hypocritical.
It would be better for Chen Qiaoen and the others.
So far he has been silent.
So I was ready to go forward and chat with them.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nian was not close yet.
Then Deng Sha looked at him and suddenly asked: "Um, Teacher Jiang, are you really a eunuch?"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of everyone present fell on Jiang Nian.
Facing those curious gazes, the smile on Jiang Nian's face froze.
When he didn't say it, these girls were no fun!
What's more, when Huo Jianhua and the others were cricketing him, they at least knew how to whisper behind someone's back.
It's up to you, Deng Sha, to finish the job, so you just shouted out.
This is a hook.
"What do you think?"
Jiang Nian stopped and looked at her with a smile on his face.
Then he saw Deng Sha staring at him, and after thinking very seriously: "It's hard to say!"
"What the hell!"
Jiang Nian succeeded on the spot.
He raised his hand and was about to slap him on the head.
Isn't it obvious that he is a eunuch?
What are you talking about?
Seeing this, Deng Sha was not stupid. She quickly ran away and said with a smile: "Teacher Jiang, don't be angry. I'm just joking with you. Don't be like this."
It would be better if she didn't say this.
As soon as he said this, Jiang Nian became angry again and said angrily:
"How the hell are you joking like this?"
"Deng Sha, I think your skin is itchy and you want me to loosen your bones!"
After saying that, he rushed over directly.
Deng Sha was so frightened that she immediately screamed and ran behind Chen Qiaoen and Yang Rong, asking for help: "Sister Qiaoen, Sister Rongrong, help me, Teacher Jiang is going to kill me!"
Jiang Nian's eyes suddenly widened: "You still want to invite foreign aid? Qiao En, Rongrong, don't help her. I have to teach him a lesson today to let her know the consequences of talking nonsense."
Hearing this, Yang Rong and Chen Qiaoen didn't speak, they just looked at each other, and then took a step to the side tacitly and moved out of the way.
"???"
The protective umbrella in front of her suddenly disappeared, and Deng Sha looked confused.
No, Jiang Nian said he wouldn't let you control her, so you really sold her?
She still wanted to run, but Jiang Nian was already in front of her, so where could she run?
Looking at Deng Sha, who was trembling and cowardly, Jiang Nian grinned and clenched his fists: "Shasha, you have been quite crazy these days. Did I give you too much freedom, making you a little confused? King Qing, come on, repeat what you just said?”
Deng Sha shrank her neck and rolled her eyes: "I just said... uh... I said you acted so well. Teacher Huo and the others were almost scared into eunuchs by you."
Jiang Nian: "."
Huo Jianhua: "???"
Han Dong: "Come, Shasha, come here, your Eunuch Han and Eunuch Huo will talk to you about something!"
Just when the guys were laughing and joking, the atmosphere on the set was extremely cheerful.
On the side, Zhang Linyu hurriedly came over after answering a phone call, handed the phone to Jiang Nian, and said: "Brother Jiang, Sister Mi wants to see you for something."
Jiang Nian asked: "What's the matter?"
"It's about work." Zhang Linyu said, "You didn't bring your mobile phone when you were filming, so she couldn't get through, so she called me."
"Ouch, okay."
Jiang Nian responded, then walked aside with his mobile phone: "Hello? Sister Mi, what's wrong?"
Then Yang Mi said: "Jiang Nian, do you still remember what you promised me at the beginning of the month?"
"Are you talking about the variety show?" Jiang Nian asked.
"Yes, that variety show will start filming in two days. The filming location is in Beijing. When will you have time? I will buy you a ticket."
"Time. You have time in these two days. Just wait and see when the tickets will be available."
"OK, then I'll make a reservation for you at noon tomorrow. See you then." After saying that, Yang Mi acted resolutely and pretended to hang up the phone.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows: "No, wait, sister Mi, you have told me so much, then you have to tell me what the variety show is!"
Yang Mi was startled, and her voice sounded a little dull: "Ah? Didn't I tell you?"
"What are you talking about? From the beginning of the month to now, you only said that I would participate in variety shows, and you didn't say a word about it. What do you think about me?" Jiang Nian said angrily.
Although he is not very interested in variety shows.
But since you are about to star, you have to understand it and make some preparations in advance.
Otherwise, your eyes will be darkened, and you will not know what to do when the time comes. What kind of words is this?
"Ouch, I'm sorry, I've been busy these days. I forgot about it. This variety show is a new variety show recently launched by Mango Channel. It's called Yearning for Life. It's a very novel farmhouse-themed variety show with permanent guests. It’s the variety show star He Jiong, and the veteran actor Huang Lei, but it may be a bit boring, but it’s okay, you can just go on vacation with me to relax.”
Yang Mi chattered a lot.
But Jiang Nian only heard the name of this variety show, and then he became distracted.
"The life you long for?"
Jiang Nian repeated it in disbelief, and Jiang Nian was surprised.
He is very familiar with this name because it was a very popular variety show in his previous life.
It lasted for seven seasons and supported many online writers.
But the problem is that in the previous life, this variety show was only launched for the first time in 2017.
But now?
It’s only 2012!
A full five years too early!
What the hell.
"Is it because of the parallel world again?"
Jiang Nian murmured in his heart.
I think that's how it should be.
After all, many things in this world are different from his previous life.
When he was checking his mobile phone two days ago, he also saw that the official said that they would take action to rectify the advertising chaos. The legendary writer Jiang Bei accidentally encountered a car accident after finishing writing Long Qun III, and O God started a closed beta.
Compared with these, there seems to be no problem if a variety show is released several years in advance.
"But Huang Lei, I really don't want to deal with him!"
Jiang Nian rubbed his eyebrows.
As a young man in the new era, he, like many people, doesn't like to deal with people who have a strong sense of fatherliness, open their mouths, and close their mouths to teach.
Coincidentally, Huang Lei is such a person.
It was difficult for Jiang Nian to have a good impression of him.
Not to mention that when he participates in "Longing for Life", if nothing else happens, he will have to eat Huang Lei's cooking there.
This guy is just like Fan Debiao, the beans are not even cooked.
Although with his Jiang Nian physique, this toxin is not a problem at all for him.
But it still feels tortured.
“What should I do if I suddenly don’t want to take pictures?”
"What kind of vacation is this? It's just looking for trouble for yourself!"
At this moment, Jiang Nian suddenly felt a little regretful.
When Yang Mi told him about this a month ago, he should have asked more.
It's better now. It's hard to refuse even the most serious rejection.
(End of chapter)