Chapter 128 The camera limits Jiang Nian’s output
It is said that variety shows have scripts, and everyone's actions and words are set, just like acting.
But in fact, this statement is somewhat exaggerated.
Because scripts also cost money.
If you want to get this treatment, your variety show must have been broadcast for at least several seasons and be very popular.
New variety shows like "Longing for Life".
Obviously he doesn't deserve such high standards of treatment.
The director team gave them a general framework, what the specific direction would be, and what it would become. It was purely up to them to develop on their own.
Relatively speaking, it is more real.
This is also the reason why the first three seasons of "Longing for Life" were so popular.
But unfortunately, many people don't understand this, or in other words, they understand, but because the revenue of this drama is so high, even if they know that the script will cause the drama to go downhill, they have to write it in order to make money.
But this is not what He Jiong and the others need to consider at the moment.
What they need to think about now is who the person who just called to order food is.
"He is good at eating snow-capped bean paste, and he also ordered a piece of dried tofu with hot pepper. He must be an East Peryon man."
After hanging up the phone, thinking about what he had just said, He Juan gave a habitual compliment, and then gave his guess.
Dahua nodded: "It's very possible, but there are too many stars in Dongyuan. Teacher He, do you have more details?"
Hearing this, He Jiong thought for a while and was about to speak.
However, before the words were spoken, Huang Lei, the old god next to him, took a sip of tea comfortably and put on a preaching air, saying: "People from Dongyang? I don't think so, Teacher He, Dahua, don't forget , our program, guessing the origin of the guests is also a highlight. The guests probably know it, and they will definitely try their best to make it difficult for us to guess. If you ask me, he cannot be from Dongyang. "
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As soon as he came up, Huang Lei immediately rejected He Juan's speculation.
And He 囧, maybe because of Huang Lei's reputation, or maybe because he didn't understand Huang Lei yet, he was really frightened by him. After being stunned for a while, he asked humbly: "Teacher Huang, what do you think? Where is he from? ”
Huang Lei was like a magic stick. He thought for a while and said, "If you ask me, he should be a northerner. After all, there are differences between the north and the south. Southerners may not know that much about aperylene, but he just said snow As for the dish of cotton bean paste, it shows that he knows apiary very well. At the same time, this dish can be regarded as a dessert, so..."
Crackingly, Huang Lei talked a lot and analyzed various things.
Dahua next to him was stunned for a moment, and felt a little strange in his confusion.
Because he thought about it and found that Huang Lei said so much, but in fact it was the same as not saying anything at all.
"Ah, this. Nonsense literature?"
Such a thought flashed through Dahua's mind, but he quickly threw it away.
Because he felt that this was inappropriate.
Who is Huang Lei?
That was their famous teacher in the entertainment industry and an all-around entertainer.
He can work on the set as well as in the kitchen. He can be both literary and military. He is perfect.
How could he speak nonsense literature?
Especially looking at He Juan's thoughtful expression after listening.
Dahua became even more confident: "It must be because my attainments are not in place yet, and I didn't hear what Teacher Huang meant!"
As everyone knows, at this moment, He Jiong frowned and was thinking about what Huang Lei was talking about.
He wanted to ask Dahua's opinion, but when he turned his head and saw Dahua's stunned look, He Yan was stunned on the spot.
Damn it, don’t tell him that you actually understood?
If you understand, then why is he confused now?
"No, I understand."
So He Yan also made a look of understanding, stretched out his finger, and praised: "As expected of Teacher Huang, what he said is so accurate."
"Haha, if you have nothing to do, read more books and take a look at the humanities and history. After a few years, you can be like me."
Faced with He Jiong's flattery, Huang Lei didn't feel embarrassed at all, he accepted it directly and laughed.
When Dahua heard this, he subconsciously supported him.
Just when they were bragging about the yellow barrier like crazy.
Sudden.
"Is there anyone? Is there anyone?"
He Jiong was slightly startled when he heard the smart voice.
Because he remembered that the person who called him before was obviously a man.
But then I thought about it, the director team said that there would be two groups of people coming today, and both groups would be a man and a woman, and I was relieved.
He stood up quickly: "It's coming, it's coming."
He Yan walked outside.
Seeing this, Dahua and Huang Lei also followed.
Then I saw a tall woman standing there holding two suitcases.
"Yeah, it's Mimi."
Seeing who was coming, He Jiong's face suddenly showed joy and he quickly stepped forward to greet him.
However, just as he walked nearby, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
That's right next to Yang Mi. Why is there a huge shadow?
He Jiong subconsciously looked to the side.
Then I saw a tall and powerful man in the blind spot of the camera, lighting a cigarette with his head down.
When he saw He Ji, he smiled slightly, took out another cigarette and handed it over: "Hello, Teacher He, would you like one?"
"No, uh, um, may I ask, who are you?"
He Yan always felt that the man in front of him looked familiar, but for a while, he couldn't remember his name.
Seeing his confused expression, Yang Mi introduced with a smile: "Teacher He, let me introduce to you. He is an artist of our company, Jiang Nian!"
"Jiang Nian?" He Yan blinked, then suddenly realized, and clapped his hands: "Ouch, I remembered, Du Gao, Yuhuatian! It turned out to be Teacher Jiang, oh, I said why does it look so familiar? I celebrate the New Year I watched your performance in "Flying Swords of Dragon Gate" several times when I was in China, and your performance as Yu Huatian was simply great!”
After saying that, He Jiong extended his hand towards Jiang Nian with great enthusiasm.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian smiled back and stretched out his hand: "Teacher He is over praised. It's just good luck that I got such a good role. No more than you, Teacher He, the Kuaiben you hosted took over my entire childhood. ”
This is not a polite statement.
When Jiang Nian was a child, there was really nothing to watch on TV except this.
At the same time, he also has good senses for He Jiong.
Although his sexual orientation is contrary to ordinary people, there is really nothing wrong with him in terms of how he behaves in the world.
"Haha, you're welcome, you're welcome. Teacher Jiang, how about I help you carry your luggage in first?"
He Jiong suggested that the main reason was that Jiang Nian was smoking now and it was not convenient for him to be on camera, so he was ready to help.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nian waved his hand: "No, wait a moment."
Then he put the cigarette in his mouth and shook it hard.
"Whoosh—"
At a speed that was almost visible to the naked eye, the Marlboro that was lit just now was refined by Jiang Youngqe, leaving only a long burnt body.
Jiang Nian flicked it casually and exhaled a breath of smoke: "Okay, Teacher He, Sister Mi, let's go."
"Okay, okay!"
He Yan was already confused and replied blankly.
At the door of the house, they saw Yang Mi and Jiang Nian walking in under He Yan's attention.
Huang Lei said proudly to Dahua: "Look, what am I talking about? Yang Mi, she is not from Dongyang."
"Um, Teacher Huang, is it possible that Teacher Jiang next to Yang Mi is from Dongyang?" Dahua said cautiously after recognizing Jiang Nian.
Huang Lei asked: "Jiang Nian?"
"Yes, it's Yu Huatian and Jiang Nian who were very popular some time ago. I remember he seemed to be..." Dahua's voice became quieter the more he talked about it, until finally it was no more than the sound of a mosquito.
Because he already felt a little embarrassed. Okay.
They said at the beginning that the other party was from Dongyang, but after all, you, Huang Lei, must not believe it and insist on singing the opposite tune.
In the end, a Dongyuan man actually came.
In response, Huang Lei frowned slightly.
Then he walked forward, ignored Jiang Nian, and said to Yang Mi: "Mimi, it's okay. I was given a difficult problem when I first came here, asking me to make snowy bean paste. When did you still like agate?" Ready? ”
Yang Mi didn't understand what he meant, and she didn't know what happened before she and Jiang Nian.
Subconsciously he defended: "No, Teacher Huang, I didn't order this dish, Jiang Nian ordered it!"
As soon as these words came out, the smile on Huang Lei's face froze.
Jiang Nian also said at this moment: "Yes, is there any problem?"
Huang Lei said nothing.
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He Jiong, who was next to him, had sharp eyes and noticed something was wrong in the atmosphere. He quickly came out to smooth things over and said, "Haha, what's the problem with this? I mean you guys know how to eat. Come on, come on, come in quickly. You must be exhausted from walking all the way." , Dahua, please give the guest a cup of tea.”
Dahua didn't know what to do at this moment. After listening to He Juan's arrangement, he found a reason to leave here and said quickly: "Hey, okay! I'll boil water."
Then he hurried into the house and stopped moving.
Seeing this, Yang Mi felt a little strange, but she didn't say anything more.
Jiang Nian, on the other hand, looked at Huang Lei and narrowed his eyes slightly.
As mentioned before, his senses are very sharp and he can detect the malice of others.
This led to him clearly detecting a strong malice from Huang Lei's body just now.
"Old Peng Deng has a big opinion on me!"
Jiang Nian muttered in his heart.
Although he didn't know why Huang Lei was so hostile to him when they first met.
But it doesn't matter anymore.
He, Jiang Nian, has never been a good-tempered person, and he has never tolerated mistakes and treated people in the entertainment industry, regardless of their status, in a free and easy manner.
After all, with his extraordinary martial arts skills, he is considered a tyrant in the so-called entertainment industry.
It just so happened that he didn't like Huang Lei very much.
Those two things together.
"You'd better not look for trouble, otherwise, don't blame me for not giving you any face."
Looking at Huang Lei silently, Jiang Nian thought to himself.
Then just like Huang Lei ignored him before, Jiang Nian also ignored Huang Lei and walked directly into the house without even saying hello.
Seeing this, He Jiong can naturally see that there is something wrong.
But he didn't know what to do.
He could only change the topic abruptly to make the atmosphere less awkward.
Fortunately, this excruciating situation did not last long.
"Dingle bell—"
"Dingle bell—"
Mushroom House's phone rang again.
He Juan realized that it was the second batch of guests who had arrived, so he quickly connected and started chatting with the other party.
For a while, Yang Mi, Jiang Nian, and Huang Lei were left alone here, looking at each other in silence.
Huang Lei remained silent because what just happened made him feel embarrassed and angry, so he was putting on airs.
Jiang Nian saw it, but he didn't accept his trick at all.
Are you the only one who can put on airs?
I'm used to it!
He directly held down Yang Mi who was about to speak to ease the atmosphere. The old god drank tea comfortably and was not moved at all.
Anyway, he was a guest. In the end, it was not him who was embarrassed, but Huang Lei, the incompetent 'host'.
That being the case, let's spend it and see who can outspend whom.
Seeing this, Huang Lei's eyes flashed with warmth and anger.
He really didn't expect Jiang Nian, a man who had just gained a little fame this year, to dare not give him face.
But soon, this warm anger was suppressed by him.
Because he is recording a program now, he has to pay attention to his image.
So, after a moment of silence, Huang Lei said: "Mimi, your company really has a big star."
As soon as the words fell, Yang Mi's eyelids twitched.
She was not a fool, so she could naturally tell there was something in what Huang Lei said.
So he bit the bullet and said: "Teacher Huang is ridiculous, it's just good luck."
"Good luck, I don't think so. This Jiang Nian is not an ordinary person." Huang Lei continued to sarcastically.
Looking at him, he stared at Yang Mi and bombarded her alone.
Jiang Nian felt a little unhappy, so he took over the conversation and pretended to be curious: "Oh? How is this an unusual method? Has Mr. Huang ever learned such things as fortune telling?"
"No, I just dabbled a little bit."
"I see. What Mr. Huang said just now was so clear and logical. I thought Mr. Huang had done a lot of research and was thinking of asking Mr. Huang to look at my face for me."
It's different from Huang Lei's cursing around the corner.
Jiang Nian's main focus is a strong front.
That is to say, he is still filming a variety show, so Jiang Nian can't help but fall out directly.
Otherwise, I'm afraid he won't be yin and yang now, but just raise his little hand and start hunting for his mother.
The force of force gave Jiang Nian great confidence, that is, a society ruled by law, otherwise he would be murderous with a sharp weapon.
Hearing this, Huang Lei and Yang Mi's expressions changed.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Huang, Jiang Nian didn't mean to do this. He has always been like this and is used to being straightforward." Yang Mi explained.
Huang Lei's eyelids twitched, but he still had to pretend to be generous in front of the camera:
"It's okay. After all, I'm not very professional, and what he said is right."
"Let's get back to business, Mimi, do you know the rules of the mushroom house?"
"What are the rules?" Yang Mi asked.
"Everyone who comes to Mushroom House to order food has to put in actual work to get this dish. Today you ordered snowy bean paste and dried pepper tofu, so it shouldn't be a problem if I ask you to do some farm work in the fields. Right? ”
Although he asked, Huang Lei's tone was extremely determined and could not be questioned.
Hearing this, Yang Mi said: "Of course it's no problem, Teacher Huang, you may look at me as if I don't have any fingers in the spring water, but in fact, when I was a child, I also helped with the family's work in my hometown."
"That's good. You can go work in the fields now. My requirements are not high. You ordered two vegetables, and one vegetable will be planted on an acre of land. That's no problem." Huang Lei said quietly.
As soon as these words came out, Yang Mi's expression suddenly changed and she almost stood up.
How many?
One vegetable per acre?
Are you fucking crazy!
(End of chapter)