Chapter 131: You find it rough to use force, but you can’t explain it in writing (two-in-one)
The wind picked up and got stronger.
The wind made the leaves in the forest rustle.
Jiang Nian maintained his sword-drawing posture and looked at Huang Lei steadily.
He Jiong and others next to him were confused.
It happened suddenly.
They only saw a brown shadow flashing through the sky.
Then things became what they are now.
He Jian was stunned: "What happened?!"
Song Dandan subconsciously replied: "It seems that Teacher Jiang took action against Teacher Huang?"
"Do it? Teacher Song, are you kidding? Teacher Jiang obviously has nothing in his hand."
"No, there must be. When we came here just now, didn't you see that Teacher Jiang was holding a branch in his hand? Doesn't his current posture look like he is stabbing forward with the branch?"
"It seems true when you say that, but I have a question now, where is this branch? Why is it missing?"
"Just now I saw black mist floating in Teacher Jiang's hand, as if he was setting himself on fire. Is it broken?"
As Song Dandan's doubtful words fell.
He Jiong suddenly looked confused.
He looked at Song Dandan with a suspicious look, as if asking are you sure you are right?
The tree branch set itself on fire?
You know, the ignition point of tree branches is as high as 200-290 degrees!
And if you want to carbonize it in an instant, the temperature must be at least several times higher.
What did Jiang Nian do to cause the temperature inside this branch to reach this level in an instant! ?
Is this something a human can do? !
He Yan was shocked.
At the same time, in front, Huang Lei froze.
Jiang Nian's sharp eyes were like a sword, penetrating through his eyes and straight into his heart.
Huang Lei felt numb all over and didn't dare to move.
He kept thinking about Jiang Nian's actions just now in his mind, and his heart was full of horror!
quick!
It's so fast!
He didn't even react at all. Jiang Nian's attack had already arrived in front of him.
"What speed is this?!"
"Is this still a human being?"
Huang Lei's heart was in turmoil and he couldn't calm down at all.
He found that the martial arts displayed by Jiang Nian were completely different from the martial arts masters he had met before, and were not even on the same level.
He seriously doubted that all the previous masters were fake, right?
At this moment, Yang Mi trotted over.
"Jiang Nian, calm down, calm down!"
"This is Teacher Huang, please don't do anything."
After saying that, she quickly reached out and pulled down Jiang Nian's arm.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian looked like he had come to his senses, with a warm and angry look on his face:
"What are you doing?!"
"Didn't you see me practicing martial arts?"
As soon as he came up, Jiang Nian took the lead and scolded Huang Lei.
Hearing this, before Huang Lei could say anything, Yang Mi next to him said: "Hey, Jiang Nian, don't say that. Teacher Huang just wants to teach you because you are not practicing correctly."
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After that, she stood in a blind spot that only Jiang Nian could see, and winked at him playfully.
It should be said or not, but after being in love for a long time, the tacit understanding between them is amazing.
Jiang Nian instantly understood what Yang Mi meant, and immediately sneered, pointed at Huang Lei and said, "Just him, teach me? Does he know how to practice martial arts?"
"Why don't you understand? Teacher Huang told us before that he knows many martial arts masters who are involved in martial arts."
"Has he dabbled in it? He doesn't even know that he can't be disturbed during the most basic martial arts training? He rushes up rashly, he is really not afraid of death, is he!"
"Tsk, Jiang Nian, what are you talking about? Do you mean that Teacher Huang doesn't understand?"
"Do you understand or not? It's not what you say, it's the facts that have the final say. Huang Lei, you said you have practiced martial arts, right? Here, I'll give you this branch. You can reproduce what I did just now. I believe you! ”
After saying that, as if he was impatient, Jiang Nian directly pulled a branch from the tree and handed it to Huang Lei.
But if you take a closer look, you will find that there is an imperceptible sneer in Jiang Nian's warm and angry eyes.
The same goes for Yang Mi next to her.
Obviously, these two people were just sitting here holding back their misfortune, deliberately trying to embarrass Huang Lei.
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Huang Lei said nothing.
Because he is now completely racked.
The singing and harmonizing between Jiang Nian and Yang Mi was like a slap on his face, causing him pain.
Now Jiang Nian asked him to repeat Jiang Nian's operation just now.
How many times has he reappeared?
Although I really don't want to admit it, as far as the current situation is concerned, let alone a novice, even the masters I know can't do it at all.
Understanding this, Huang Lei's silence became even more deafening.
No matter what Jiang Nian said, he remained unmoved.
It seems that as long as he doesn't face the problem head-on, the problem will pass and he will not be affected in any way. He will still be the perfect Teacher Huang.
Seeing this, the sneer in Jiang Nian's eyes became even stronger.
When trouble comes, you will shrink back and be indecisive.
Huang Lei's way of handling problems is really awesome!
No wonder he is still pure and pure until now.
If you don't touch anything and just throw yourself away when something goes wrong, isn't that just pure and pure?
In the end, He Jiong, a good old man, couldn't stand it any longer and hurriedly came up to help Huang Lei and said:
"Stop talking, stop talking, oh, Mimi, stop making fun of me."
"Teacher Jiang, I'm sorry. I'm here to apologize to you on behalf of Teacher Huang. This matter was indeed a lack of consideration on our part. We shouldn't have approached you without permission while you were practicing martial arts."
"Then Teacher Huang, don't be stunned. Let's leave quickly. It's getting late today. It will be noon in two hours."
"Go back and cook first, okay?"
He Yan said, feeling extremely tired.
Inexplicably at first, Huang Lei began to target Jiang Nian. He looked down upon Jiang Nian and made various comments and condescensions, which caused the relationship between the two to take a turn for the worse.
Then come over now to watch Jiang Nian practice martial arts.
Before they have finished practicing, you come up to interfere and cause such a thing.
If you, Huang Lei, can take care of all these things afterwards, He Jian won't say much.
But the problem is that you, Huang Lei, don't deal with it at all.
Whenever something goes wrong, he always stops there, just like a normal person.
As a result, He Ji could only follow behind Huang Lei, wipe Huang Lei's butt like crazy, and clean up the mess he left behind.
"I have paid so much to film this variety show."
He 囧 thought to himself.
But seeing him as a good old man, they all started talking.
Jiang Nian also felt that he had scolded enough, so he softened his tone and said, "Teacher He, for your sake, I won't say anything more today, but next time if something like this happens again, don't blame me." Be merciful, after all, this kind of thing is called peeking at a small scale, but it’s called stealing from others!”
As soon as these words came out, Huang Lei, who had been silent and pretending to be dead since just now, suddenly became unhappy.
Huang Lei's status in the industry is so great, can he steal your teacher?
He hissed and opened his mouth to retort.
Seeing this, He Yan's eyes suddenly widened.
No, you're not done with Huang Lei yet, are you?
When something goes wrong, just stand aside without saying a word and act like an idiot.
Now that he has finally managed to put this matter to rest, why are you trying to be a monster again?
You are really sent by God to torture him, right?
So, in order not to let my efforts go to waste.
He Jiong directly chose the simplest and crudest method.
That is, before Huang Lei could speak, he covered Huang Lei's mouth and said with a smile: "Teacher Huang, stop talking, let's go home, okay?"
Huang Lei: "."
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but at this moment, he actually saw an unprecedented threat in He Jian's eyes!
This is very incredible.
Because He Jiong is well-known in the industry for his good temper, few people have ever seen him get angry.
But now with this look in his eyes, it is obvious that if Huang Lei continues to speak, Huang Lei will have a chance to see this scene.
Understanding this, Huang Lei closed his mouth and did not dare to say anything more.
Seeing this, the anger in He Yan's eyes dissipated a little, and then he directly pulled Huang Lei and left here.
Watching them leave, there were no cameras around.
Jiang Nian turned to look at Yang Mi with a smile on his face: "That's okay. When did you become so bad, do you know how to set someone up?"
Hearing this, Yang Mi looked innocent: "What did you say? Why can't you use a trap? I don't understand."
Jiang Nian rolled his eyes: "You're still pretending. If my guess is correct, you were the reason why Huang Lei came here. And I heard everything you said when you got here. You are bad enough." Yes, I was stunned and asked him to put me on the shelf."
See Jiang Nian point this out.
Yang Mi stopped pretending to be innocent and spread her hands: "I can't help it. He bullied us too much. He made things difficult for us for no reason and looked down on us. If I didn't fight back, he would think we are easy to bully. , how is it, how am I doing?”
"Beautiful, very beautiful, especially when you came up to speak for him just now. I was a little bit unable to perform well at first, but now you have increased my attack speed." Jiang Nian extended his thumb and said to Yang Mi Highly commended.
Yang Mi laughed when she heard this, which was very helpful.
And it was just when they were chatting and laughing, and it was so lively.
On the other side, after being led away by He Juan for a certain distance, he watched He Juan's anger subside.
Huang Lei said: "Teacher He, why don't you let me talk?"
Seeing that Huang Lei was so unaware, He Juan's anger that had just subsided suddenly came back.
But after taking care of them, they had already entered the village, and there were so many people there.
He Juan did not get angry, but took a deep breath and frowned at him: "What do you want to say? This matter was originally your fault!"
"What's my fault? It's obvious that he had a problem with his practice, but I kindly stepped in to guide him. What's wrong with me?"
Huang Lei never felt there was anything wrong with him from beginning to end.
He even felt that repaying evil with kindness was a righteous act.
Jiang Nian should thank him!
Hearing this, He Jiong's breathing suddenly stagnated, and he looked at Huang Lei, his pupils exploding.
No, how the hell can you feel so good about yourself? !
Do you really think that the world revolves around you, that you are the only one who is right and everyone else is wrong? !
He was silent.
He Jiong is trying to sort out the language.
But failed.
He Jiong's momentum dropped.
"You're right!"
Seeing Huang Lei's unaware look, He Juan gave him a thumbs up and gave up arguing with him.
Just this morning, he had already seen Huang Lei's character.
This is an extremely selfish person.
There is only himself in his world.
This makes it useless to reason with him. He can always find an answer that is favorable to him and use it to refute.
This made He Ji feel very painful.
Because he thought of something.
That's what happened next. He actually had to work with such people for a long time until the show was finished.
"You are indeed the one sent by God to torture me!"
Time flies.
In the blink of an eye, it’s noon.
After seeing Huang Lei off, He Juan returned and took Jiang Nian and Yang Mi to work in the fields for more than an hour. After planting some vegetables, he returned to the mushroom house.
It can be said to be expected, or it can be said to be destined.
Huang Lei started cooking his famous dish - pesticide competition.
Watching the unripe green beans being picked up by him.
Jiang Nian's eyelids twitched. In line with the concept of saving everyone, he lowered his voice and said to Song Dandan next to him: "Teacher Song, let me remind you warmly. If you don't want to go to the hospital, I personally recommend you. When he invites you to taste the beans later, don’t eat them.”
Hearing this, Song Dandan was slightly startled: "Why?"
"You will know in a moment. By the way, let me remind you that half-cooked beans are poisonous and cannot be bitten."
Jiang Nian said there was only so much he could say.
After all, he couldn't tell the other person that this was something he watched on TV in his previous life. I'm afraid Song Dandan will be regarded as a lunatic.
Moreover, even if we put aside the past life, Huang Lei's current personality is enough to get a glimpse of it.
He is so greedy. Ever since he set up a perfect persona for himself, he has become obsessed with it and wants to grab everything.
Especially when it comes to cooking.
Huang Lei seems to want to create a different style, showing a difference from ordinary chefs.
Therefore, he often gets an idea and makes some shit for people to eat.
What about the pot-wrapped pork with hawthorn, the elbows without a drop of water and two kilograms of cooking wine, crabs with pure ginger, and rice porridge with chili and pepper.
If that's all, then forget it.
The key is that he cannot accept criticism or refutation.
In a previous episode, He Juan had a disagreement with him over building a shed, and Huang Lei directly turned his back on this colleague who had worked with him for several episodes.
Not to mention that right now, there are problems with cooking.
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He would never wonder if it was because he didn't cook it long enough.
They will only put the responsibility on others and pluck themselves cleanly, just like a pure and flawless white lotus.
Sure enough.
Just after Huang Lei took a bite of the half-cooked beans, his brows suddenly wrinkled and he said unhappily: "These beans are really old."
Then he chewed two more mouthfuls, and after confirming that it was still chewed, he looked at Song Dandan: "Chang Ying, didn't you pick the silk when you picked it?"
"Impossible, I took it off." Song Dandan looked strange.
"Then why is it still silky? If you don't believe it, try it."
Huang Lei took a pair of chopsticks from the side and invited.
Hearing this, Song Dandan subconsciously agreed, but before she could say anything, she was suddenly stunned, and then looked at Jiang Nian in disbelief.
Then she saw Jiang Nian looking at her quietly with a faint smile on his face.
He didn't speak, but at this moment, his voice echoed in Song Dandan's mind.
"Don't eat it, hospital. It's half-cooked and poisonous. It can't be bitten"
"Gudu~"
Song Dandan swallowed.
She couldn't understand how Jiang Nian knew about this.
But she knew that this green bean must not enter her mouth again.
So she stopped, looked at Huang Lei and said, "Teacher Huang, is there a possibility that you didn't cook it well?"
"How is this possible? Either you didn't pick the silk completely, or the beans are old. If you don't believe it, try it." Huang Lei insisted on his opinion.
Song Dandan waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, I won't taste it."
Just kidding, she knew this stuff was poisonous, how could she fall for it?
Just as the two were talking.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?"
He Yan adjusted his mentality, walked from the side and asked curiously.
While chewing the beans, Huang Lei complained: "These beans are old. I have never eaten such old beans. How did the director team buy the beans?"
"Ah?" He Yan was stunned and said subconsciously: "Is there a possibility that these are not beans for eating, but for viewing?"
Huang Lei immediately retorted: "No, it is the elder."
"I think the stew is a bit rotten?"
Dahua, who was busy on the side, gave his opinion at this moment.
Huang Lei frowned, with a hint of impatience in his tone:
"You can't stew beans until they're cooked. They say they're elders! They're elders!"
"What's going on with you? You've all learned bad things from Jiang Nian, right?"
"Why do you still ask when I understand everything I said?"
"Why don't you cook the meal!"
Originally, he was very upset after being scolded by Jiang Nian all morning today.
Now that it's over, you're jumping out one by one to oppose him.
Huang Lei is a teacher and a cook.
Doesn’t he know these things better than you? !
Hearing this, Dahua immediately closed his mouth, trembling with silence, not daring to say a word.
As for Jiang Nian, he raised his eyebrows.
Originally, he was not prepared to talk to Huang Lei, but he didn't expect that when he ignored him, he would actually come over to him.
If you do this
"Okay, let us make it ourselves. What ingredients are there? What do you want to eat?"
Jiang Nian stood up and said.
It just so happened that he was just thinking about how he would get through the day if he didn't eat because he had consumed so much.
Unexpectedly, it was solved easily.
As soon as these words came out, Huang Lei's expression suddenly froze. He turned his head and glared at Jiang Nian.
The emotions I had suppressed all morning could no longer be controlled at this moment and exploded directly:
"Jiang Nian, don't go too far!"
"Is it fun to be so aggressive?!"
"Do you have a problem with me? You have to find trouble, right?"
When he first guessed the guests, Jiang Nian tricked him, which already made him very unhappy.
After that, Jiang Nian continued to criticize himself and refused to give himself face. He took care of the show and he tolerated it.
But now, you don't even want to let go of his position in this variety show and want to take it away.
This directly touched Huang Lei's reverse scale!
Because he pointed to this variety show to determine his title as the God of Cooking.
How can he decide if Jiang Nian robs him? !
In this regard, Jiang Nian, who was very rare, did not criticize him, but looked at Huang Lei with a strange look on his face and said:
"First of all, I admit that what I did today and what I said was a bit excessive, but I was not aggressive. It was you who was always aggressive."
"Secondly, you asked us to cook this meal ourselves. How come we want to do it ourselves and you don't agree?"
"Do you have to see us working hard for a long time, but because of you, we have to be hungry all afternoon to be happy, or do we have to coax you and do everything according to you?"
"If this is the case, then don't be a chef. You have insulted the profession of chef. If you want others to coax you, wouldn't it be better to just go to a nursing home?"
"Finally, you are indeed right. I do have a problem with you, but you brought it on yourself. Is there a problem?"
This was the first time that Jiang Nian did not start a heated argument with Huang Lei after he formed a dispute with him, but instead reasoned with him.
But this seems to be a very calm and extremely restrained reasoning.
It fell into the ears of other people, but it made them frightened. It felt more cruel than the direct noise!
Because Jiang Nian's mouth is so damn poisonous!
It can be said that Jiang Nian did not point at Huang Lei's nose and call him a fool.
Everything else is said.
"Damn it, Teacher Jiang is so tough?!"
Dahua was astonished.
Because after Jiang Nian and Huang Lei met and quarreled with each other for the first time, he was arranged by the director team to pick up Song Dandan's son.
This made him unaware that Jiang Nian had completely broken up with Huang Lei.
He thought the two of them still maintained their superficial harmony.
I didn't expect Jiang Nian to be so strong.
As for He Ji, he secretly felt happy in his heart.
Because on the way back, he was almost scolded by Huang Lei angrily.
Now Jiang Nian is doing crazy damage to Huang Lei. To be honest, if it weren't for the inappropriate scene, he would have given Jiang Nian an award for the best mouthpiece
But having said that, some superficial work still needs to be done.
He Jiong pulled Jiang Nian hypocritically: "Teacher Jiang, stop talking. Teacher Huang is just talking in anger."
Jiang Nian obviously saw that this was just a superficial effort, so the output did not stop:
"So?"
"Teacher He, if you ask me, you have a great temper!"
"We have been working hard in the fields all morning and are so tired that we can't even get a bite of hot food. How sad and heartbreaking is this? And what about him? He has nothing to do. He just drinks tea and teases the dog in the yard. Nothing is done. Even if things go well, they will take it out on us.”
"Is this something he owes or deserves?"
"I still say the same thing, if you want others to spoil you, then go to a nursing home, do you understand?"
"By the way, let me tell you one more thing. If the beans cannot be bitten, they are not ripe, and uncooked beans are poisonous!"
As the last words were spoken.
Jiang Nian directly completed the kill!
Dahua, who originally wanted to say something to Huang Lei, immediately closed his mouth and looked at Huang Lei and the pot of stewed beans with horror on his face!
No, what the hell?
poisonous? !
Huang Lei actually wanted them to eat this just now? !
I'm crazy.
How much hatred and resentment is there.
You really weren’t sent by the Lord of Hell to boost performance for the underworld, were you?
Sensing Dahua's gaze, Huang Lei's expression suddenly became unnatural. He became angry, scratched his neck and shouted: "You fart! How could the rice I cooked be undercooked? These beans are old! Old!" ”
Seeing him like this, Jiang Nian shrugged:
"Whatever you say, I've said everything I can. It's hard to persuade me. Damn it, if you think you can eat it, then you can eat it. I won't eat it anyway."
"After all, I'm here to film a variety show, not to put myself in the hospital."
After saying that, Jiang Nian didn't care what Huang Lei's reaction was, and passed him directly to the other stove. He looked at the vegetables piled next to it, picked some, and started washing.
In fact, to be fair, Jiang Nian's cooking skills are not that superb, just at the level of ordinary people.
But he couldn't help but have memories of 'Yu Huatian' and others.
Except for Lin Ping, everyone else served the emperor in the palace, and more or less, they also learned something from the imperial chef in the palace.
Perhaps for them, these skills are of little use.
But it was very comfortable for Jiang Nian.
Seeing this, Yang Mi stood up and stepped forward: "I'm here to help you."
Jiang Nian waved his hand: "No, just rest. I've been cooking for myself for I don't know how many years. I'm not a child. I don't have a lot of people around me to help me."
"Ouch, okay."
Yang Mi nodded obediently and then sat down again.
But Huang Lei next to him had a gloomy face at the moment.
Because he is what Jiang Nian calls the ‘kid’ who needs a lot of people around to help him even if he is cooking!
"I want to see what you can make!"
Silently holding the shovel tightly, Huang Lei thought to himself.
Then he turned around and looked at the pot of stewed beans.
After thinking about it for a while, he felt cruel and picked it up directly.
He didn't believe that the pot of stewed beans he made was just like what Jiang Nian said, it was such a big problem!
Obviously this is the reason for the beans!
Just because it’s old, it’s the same no matter who does it!
Huang Lei was completely at odds with Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian didn't know about this and didn't care.
Because now he has devoted himself wholeheartedly to cooking.
Jiang Nian also makes stewed beans.
no way.
Under the control of the director team, the existing ingredients are too few.
As for beans, there aren’t many ways to make them.
It’s nothing more than fried meat, stewed meat, braised noodles, roasted eggplants, stewed potatoes, etc
But with the ingredients that were left, it was obvious that they were not enough to make a dish.
Just mix them together.
"Tsk, it's worse than being confused."
"This is really not my intention."
"As long as I have other dishes, I won't crash!"
"But speaking of which, Base is quite awesome. With so many good things in his hands, he can turn them into shit."
"In a sense, this can be considered a gift."
Jiang Nian murmured to himself and kept moving his hands.
Almost in the blink of an eye, he had finished processing the beans, meat, potatoes and the like.
Extremely numb.
Everyone was confused and couldn't help but compare in their minds the way Huang Lei was shouting and drinking when he was cooking.
Well, I can only say that there is no harm if there is no comparison.
(End of chapter)