Chapter 1 The painting style is a bit abstract
[Abandon personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality - Lu Xian]
The dark forest is filled with the smell of rotten leaves.
"The blood stains are moving forward!"
"We should not be far away..."
"Hurry up!"
Whoosh whoosh——
Sixty-seven blurry figures wearing black night clothes, taking advantage of the moonlight, jumped like star pills, and quickly moved away towards the forest ahead.
The cold wind blew slowly through the forest at night, and the lush vegetation rustled with the fallen leaves.
After five or six minutes, he carefully poked his head out from behind an old tree and observed the situation.
"There shouldn't be a sudden backlash, right?"
"What the hell are these people? This man, with his vigorous movements like Tarzan, is a legendary martial arts master..."
The person muttering softly was a young man who looked to be only sixteen or seventeen years old.
The young man has short hair, a delicate face, a well-proportioned and tall figure, and is wearing a pure black sports hoodie.
In the dark forest at night, if you don't look carefully, it is almost difficult to spot the boy's presence.
It was by relying on this protective layer of little black hair and carefully hiding behind a thick old tree that the young man was not discovered by the group of 'martial arts masters' in his eyes.
"They seem to be chasing someone, forget it, it has nothing to do with me anyway, it's better to avoid them, so as not to get fucked..."
The crisis is over.
Lu Xian patted his butt and walked out from behind the old tree, thinking in his mind.
He remembered that when he was crossing the road after school, a dump truck suddenly came, and he had no memory of what happened next.
"Where did this come from for me?"
Lu Xian was a little confused about the current situation.
In this weird place, each big tree requires at least seven or eight people to hug it, and it has grown for countless years.
Are you still on Earth now?
Are there such big trees on earth?
You can’t even find a place like this in the Amazon rainforest!
Lu Xian hesitated.
Suddenly coming to a place like this from the main road...
He was wondering if he had traveled through time, maybe he was still wearing something rare...
"Show your face, baby!"
[Abstract system: Here I am! 】
[Whether to receive the abstract gift package for newcomers]
"Fuck!"
Lu Xian was paralyzed on the spot. He had actually traveled through time. He called out casually, and it turned out that there really was a system. This was what world he had been transported to!
This system seems a bit skinny!
"Who are you..."
A weak female voice suddenly sounded not far behind him at this moment.
Lu Xian was startled.
In this dark dense forest, the weeds alone are half a person's height. The moisture in the forest is accompanied by the occasional cold night wind, which makes people shiver.
The surroundings were filled with darkness, which was even more terrifying than the cemetery at night in the previous life.
Lu Xian is not a fisherman. He is timid and a little afraid of ghosts...
Cough——
In fact, if it is a female ghost, it is not impossible.
‘Receive the abstract gift package for newcomers’
Lu Xian thought silently in his mind, and at the same time carefully pulled away the weeds and moved towards the place where the sound came from just now.
Little female ghost, look at my sack-covered head, I want you to help me practice!
[Newcomer abstract gift package successfully received]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining Wuhun: Abstract Qi]
[Congratulations to the host for achieving level 20 with full innate soul power]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the concept soul ring skill X2 that is over a million years old]
Lu Xian's body shook, and warm air spread from his lower abdomen to his limbs. In just a moment, he felt that his body had undergone obvious changes, as if he had experienced a new life.
He could clearly notice that his physical fitness had been greatly improved. The most obvious thing was his fists, which were full of power.
Damn it!
Why did my stomach suddenly start cramping?
I kind of want to pull Ollie out!
No paper!
Lu Xian lowered his face, clamped his hips and quickened his pace.
With both hands, he quickly pushed aside the last bit of weeds blocking the road ahead. Behind an old tree, a slim figure also covered in black appeared.
Wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, she squatted and leaned behind an old tree with a pale face, her eyes warily looking at Lu Xian, the approaching stranger.
"Big sister, don't you know that someone can easily be scared to death by speaking suddenly in this kind of environment!"
The girl frowned and responded coldly: "Didn't you ask me to show off?"
Lu Xian was stunned, and the girl was also stunned. They both realized that there seemed to be a misunderstanding...
There was a moment of silence.
To ease the embarrassment...
Well, Lu Xian actually wants to borrow paper...
"Big sister, why are you squatting here alone at night?"
"What do you think?"
The girl was speechless. This man was hiding from her sister just now. He had a startled temper and liked to talk to himself. He didn't look very smart. He shouldn't be an enemy.
"I think?"
Lu Xian looked at the girl under the moonlight. The leather clothes on her body were scratched one after another, and the exposed wounds were rolled with flesh. Especially the blood hole as thick as a finger on her right shoulder, which seemed to have been penetrated from front to back by something. It was shocking and there were traces of blood. It keeps overflowing and cannot be stopped.
If he were injured like this, he would definitely start howling. But she just frowned.
There is also mind, energy, and plain words to talk to yourself.
He is a ruthless person!
Lu Xian's eyes lit up, "I know!"
"You squat here..."
"You're here to poop!"
"If you have any paper, please help us!"
"..."
A gust of night wind blew by, rustling the fallen leaves.
The girl seemed to have temporarily forgotten the pain of the wound, her brows relaxed, and she was a little stunned.
After a breath, the corners of her mouth twitched and her eyes looked strange.
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"No?"
"I shouldn't have told you earlier!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
Lu Xian was a little anxious. He covered his butt with one hand and glanced around. He randomly picked up a few larger leaves and ran away in a hurry.
Girl:......
"Hey! That leaf is poisonous and very spicy!"
The girl's warning sound came from afar.
"Grass!"
Lu Xian cursed...
After running a few dozen meters away, Lu Xian couldn't hold it in any longer. He took off his pants behind a big tree and started throwing cannonballs. He let out a pleasant moan from his throat.
I finally started to have time to think about other things.
"Damn it, I didn't expect a dump truck to come to Douluo Continent for me!"
"Hammer, isn't this a fantasy floor tile!"
"There seems to be no future!"
"Thank you so much, dump truck!"
Lu Xian complained for a few words, then checked his martial soul and soul skills, and his expression suddenly became a little weird.
Wuhun: The Qi of Abstraction
A physical and virtual Qi body that can transform into any form!
The first soul skill: I am invincible!
After use, the BGM "Invincible" will sound. While the BGM "Invincible" lasts, you are absolutely invincible and cannot be damaged by any form of attack. You can use this soul skill up to 10 times a day, and it is refreshed at 0 o'clock every day.
For each additional soul ring, the number of times this soul skill can be used on the day increases by 10 times. When your own soul rings reach six, you can unlock a new BGM "Nao Hai"!
"I am now a second-level soul master, which means I can use the first soul skill 20 times a day. "Invincible" seems to be the song sung by Brother Chao in The Mermaid. From the beginning to the end, the song seems to last about a minute and a half. Time..."
"I'm crazy!"
"If you calculate it this way, it adds up to at least about 30 minutes of invincibility!"
A hot man who comes out with his own BGM, I’m such a cool guy!
I, Lu Xian, use my real name to take back my unpromising comment just now!
Lu Xian continued to look at the second soul skill.
The second soul skill: 100% chance of being caught with bare hands!
It is necessary to transform the martial soul into a bladed form. After using this soul skill, within a range of 100 meters, you can designate a target and force the target to kneel in front of you with a shovel and pick up the blade with bare hands. Those who cannot pick up the blade with bare hands will be killed on the spot.
After the soul skill is successfully activated, the martial soul cannot be destroyed within 10 seconds.
For every additional soul ring one possesses, the influence distance of the second soul skill increases by 100 meters, and the martial soul cannot be destroyed by the effect, which increases by 10 seconds.
"This is a magical control skill!"
Lu Xian's eyes lit up.
No matter who wants to fight him from now on, they must kneel down to me when they meet!
Even a powerful person at the level of Titled Douluo cannot easily destroy his martial spirit.
Start by kneeling for 10 seconds. No, he is a second-level soul master now. Start by kneeling for 20 seconds!
If he can't destroy his martial spirit, I'm afraid he will have to kneel until he dies. If he encounters someone whose hands are not long enough to catch a white blade, one sword strike will kill him in seconds!
"Is this the power of the million-year concept soul ring technique!"
The painting style of the two soul skills is a bit abstract, but I can’t stand their coquettishness!
Looking at it this way, Douluo World doesn't seem to be that brick-and-mortar.
I, Lu Xian, will single-handedly raise the upper limit of the entire Douluo World!
This is really Thai pants!
And these are not the most irritating.
Lu Xian learned from the abstract system that every time he breaks through a major level in the future, he will not need to hunt soul beasts, but will automatically generate a conceptual soul ring skill that is more than a million years old.
When he is banned, none of the soul rings in his body will be older than a million years.
Huo Gua, who is better than Dou Er, is even more Gua Bi!
Dump truck, I misunderstood you!
Damn you, Taylor!
"Very good!"
"Then now comes the problem!"
"What should I use to wipe my butt!"
"Urgent!!!"
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Author's PS: For those who have never heard of "Invincible", you can search for the music to increase the sense of immersion when reading the book later. Careful book lovers should be able to find that this is a fun little white text with jokes. The first chapter alone is more than ten chapters long. This is a joke, it should be regarded as a pseudo-invincible style. The author's writing skills are limited and he cannot write too in-depth articles. What he can write is enough to make it easy to read and entertain. There may be some settings in the first ten chapters that will be written in detail. After a while, you won’t be able to master this aspect, so don’t worry about pursuing it.
Also, if possible, please leave more comments and interact, post some abstract memes or saucy remarks, so that the author’s friends can copy down book reviews, thank you!
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