Chapter 4 Tang Sangui and his enthusiastic friends
Lu Xian briefly checked the group files of the chat group.
"On the Heavens and the Ten Thousand Realms", "Detailed Explanation of the Mutual Helping Groups of the Heavens", "On the Round Heaven and Earth", "On the Eternal Universe and the Stars", "On..."
They are all things that introduce the world view. They may be of great use to people from this world like Lu Xueqi and Yan Lingji, making it easier for them to understand the existence of the chat group.
But for Lu Xian, it was really useless.
Chat group.
[Lu Xian: Don’t welcome me yet. Let me ask you something, friends. There is a baby-faced and big-breasted Loli girl lying in front of me, at my mercy. What should I do next? 】
[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu Xian integrated into the chat group very quickly! 】
[Xiao Yan: I have a good suggestion! 】
[Xiao Yan: I think you should take off her clothes, her pants, and then her underwear. 】
[Xiao Yan: Then he took out the monkey rubber band from his underwear, made it into a slingshot, and hit the glass of her house! 】
Fight to break the world.
In the Xiao family of Wutan City, Xiao Yan laughed "Gee, gee, gee," and there was finally a new member in the chat group.
The one in the group named Lu Xueqi was like an ice cube and couldn't hold back a few words all day, which was not interesting enough.
Tang Daxian was good at pinching and was too mysterious, so he couldn't find anyone who could accompany him in the water group.
It's fine now!
This guy named Lu Xian seems to be an interesting guy at first glance. He drives a little yellow car when he first comes here. As long as he figures out the functions of the chat group, he will probably not be so boring in the group in the future.
[Ye Fan: Is this a serious chat group? Why do I see people engaging in HS as soon as I come here? Can I get off the car now? 】
Covering the world.
In an ancient city in the Eastern Wasteland, Ye Fan was eating late-night snacks in an inn. After reading the group file introduction of the chat group, he had basically understood what this chat group was like.
Although he didn’t know where this chat group came from, he accepted these things very quickly.
Especially the familiar Penguin chat interface made Ye Fan feel more friendly.
[Xiao Yan: The car door has been welded shut, no one can get out of the car today! 】
[Ye Fan: Brother Xiao Yan is quite good at it! Could it be...】
[Xiao Yan: Could it be...]
[Ye Fan: Palace Yuye Wine! 】
[Xiao Yan: One hundred and eighty cups! 】
[Ye Fan: Sledgehammer eighty! 】
[Xiao Yan: Small hammer forty! 】
[Xiao Yan: It’s my turn to ask you to answer the question! 】
[Ye Fan: Come on! 】
[Xiao Yan: Please listen to the question! 】
[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend comes to visit my aunt! 】
[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! 】
[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend is sick! 】
[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! ! 】
[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend is angry? 】
[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! ! ! 】
[Xiao Yan: Tears filled my eyes, brother! 】
[Ye Fan: Tears filled my eyes, brother! 】
[Lu Xueqi: I always feel like what you are saying is not good. 】
[Tang Daxian is good at pinching: Haha, it seems that the new children have integrated quickly and are very energetic. 】
[Tang Daxian can count if you can pinch him or her: @雿灵奇, Baiyue Demon Girl, aren’t you going to come out and say hello to everyone? 】
Earth.
In a rental house in Shanghai, a young man with a thin body and an ordinary appearance stared at the chat screen in front of him, with the corners of his mouth raised crazily.
"Great, here comes the future Emperor Ye Fan and Emperor Ye Tian. As long as we can fool him and find a chance to travel through the past and join the path of the Emperor of Desolate Heaven, there will be no shortage of cultivation techniques. I also practice a shitty fighting spirit. It’s so difficult to lay the foundation, no dog can practice it.”
"There is also Yan Lingji, a national comic goddess from the Qin Dynasty. This chat group understands me. It gives me both skills and beauties!"
"But what the hell is this Lu Xian from Douluo Continent?"
"Does Douluo Dalu have this character?"
Tang Sangui was a little puzzled. After thinking for a while, he really couldn't remember such a person.
"It's probably just a supporting role in Douluo Dalu. Anyway, it's just a fantasy floor tile, so it's not important!"
"I have to find a way to trick them out of their timeline so that they can be deceived..."
At this moment, the phone suddenly sounded Didi's message notification sound.
Tang Sangui picked it up and read it. It was a message from his ex-girlfriend.
Ex-girlfriend: Sangui, I regret breaking up with you. Let’s get back together, okay?
Tang Sangui was stunned for a moment, and then sneered, I am a man who has a cheat in the chat group, are you worthy of it?
"Forget it, let's pretend to be flattering for now. I can't sleep with top beauties like Yan Lingji and Lu Xueqi for the time being. I have to fool her for a while. This woman is not bad looking. Let's get back together with her first and sleep with her. Wait. From now on, I will fool those beauties in the world and kick them again.”
Tang Sangui began to tap on the screen, clicking words.
Tang Sangui: Rongrong, you promised to be my girlfriend years ago, but I didn’t expect you to break up with me after the new year. Crying emoticon.jpg
Tang Sangui: Rongrong, what did I do not do well before?
Ex-girlfriend: Sangui, I was impulsive before. Let’s get back together. I will be good to you in the future.
Tang Sangui: Okay, I'm so happy! Smiley face.jpg
Ex-girlfriend: Hmm, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Won’t you come to my house to give me gifts, Sangui?
Ex-girlfriend: Remember to bring ten pieces of Ruanhuazi and ten boxes of Maotai to my dad, and buy clothes for me and my mother for 6W6 each.
Ex-girlfriend: You don’t need to bring anything else. It’s not easy for you to make money. Ex-girlfriend: Oh, right!
Ex-girlfriend: I bought two boxes of milk for my uncle and aunt, you can take it back when the time comes!
Tang Sangui held the phone in silence for a while, staring at the screen and rubbing his eyes vigorously, wondering if he had seen it wrong.
However, those words are still those words.
The bloody eyes hurt.
"You're such a stinky cousin!"
Tang San angrily threw the phone out and smashed it against the wall, immediately breaking into pieces.
"You bastard, you deceived me once and want to continue to deceive me. You really treat me as the enemy! When I practice the method of covering the sky and don't kill your whole family, I will call you Tang Sangou!!!"
Tang Sangui was so angry that his whole body was trembling.
It took a while to calm down, and I began to feel sorry for my cell phone.
"Forget it, forget it, it's just a mobile phone. When I practice the method of covering the sky, I won't be able to walk sideways on the earth. I won't be able to do anything with nuclear bombs. I won't have anything by then."
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
He adjusted his mood and looked at the chat group.
[Yan Lingji: Who are you? 】
[Lu Xian: I want to ask too! 】
Douluo World.
Lu Xian glanced back and forth at the names of the six people in the group. There was something obviously wrong with the style of one of them. He started to pretend to be a native...
[Xiao Yan: Didn’t you read the introduction of the group file? 】
[Lu Xian: I read it, but I don’t quite understand it. 】
[Ye Fan: Stupid is like this. 】
[Lu Xueqi: I was just like you at the beginning, don’t be anxious, you will understand slowly. 】
[Xiao Yan: You two, just treat the rest of the group as people from another world. Every world is different, has its own characteristics, and has different cultivation systems. It is the chat group that separates us from different worlds. , connected together. 】
[Xiao Yan: If you have any difficulties, you can all talk to the group. If you can't solve it, go to Tang Daxian. I had a physical problem before, and my cultivation was not progressing but retreating, and I was stuck. It was Tang Daxian who helped me cure it. The evil spirit that affected me has been sealed away. 】
[Xiao Yan: Moreover, Tang Daxian’s fortune telling and divination are really accurate, I have personally verified it! 】
Evil spirit?
It can’t be Yaolao...
Huohuo, I'm afraid you've been deceived into lameness.
Lu Xian's mouth twitched.
[Lu Xian: Really? 】
[Lu Xian: I have a problem right now. I have a friend. She was injured and the wound is still bleeding. I feel that if she doesn’t get treatment, she will die soon. But I don’t know herbal medicine. You know how to stop her bleeding and heal her injuries. Tang Daxian, do you have any idea? 】
[Tang Daxian, who is good at pinching and calculating: I only look at destiny and check my luck. For such trivial matters, you can find other group members in the group. 】
[Xiao Yan: I have an ointment for treating trauma. Wait, I’ll look for it and give you a red envelope. This is an ointment used by mercenaries in our world. It has a very good hemostatic effect. 】
[Lu Xueqi: I have healing elixirs that are effective for both external and internal injuries. 】
[Xiao Yan sent an exclusive red envelope to Lu Xian]
[Lu Xueqi sent an exclusive red envelope to Lu Xian]
[Lu Xian received the exclusive red envelope X2]
[Lu Xian: Thanks to brother Xiao Yan and Miss Xue Qi for their help! 】
[Xiao Yan: It's a small matter, go and treat your friend's injury quickly. As seniors, we should take care of you, the later members of the group. 】
Huo Huo is quite warm-hearted!
I would rather be Xiao Yan's younger brother than Tang San's brother. The ancients will not deceive me!
Lu Xian closed the chat interface.
First, he took out a white pill with the fragrance of herbs from Lu Xueqi's red envelope and stuffed it into Zhu Zhuqing's mouth. Then he took out a black and sticky object from Xiao Yan's red envelope and tore open Zhu Zhuqing's wound. He took off his leather jacket and started applying ointment.
The stinging sensation when the ointment touched the wound made Zhu Zhuqing groan from time to time, and her delicate body trembled frequently.
Lu Xian had obsessive-compulsive disorder. He applied the ointment very carefully and evenly. It took a lot of effort to apply the medicine to the wounds.
I don't know if it was Lu Xueqi's elixir or the ointment given by Xiao Yan, but the wound stopped bleeding. The effect was really immediate.
"It's finally done. It should be able to save your life..."
Lu Xian breathed a sigh of relief and looked up. He didn't know when Zhu Zhuqing woke up and was looking at him with wide eyes.
"You didn't tell me when you woke up!"
Lu Xian opened his mouth and complained speechlessly, "Aren't you affecting my Shui Qun's great cause!"
Zhu Zhuqing was silent for a moment, nodded and said softly: "Thank you."
She struggled to get up, shook her head and sat down again.
"Don't move! Don't let the wound bleed again just after applying the medicine..."
"I can't stay here. My sister will definitely come with more killers. If you don't leave now, you may never be able to leave again. You'd better leave quickly..."
Zhu Zhuqing stood up stubbornly holding on to the tree trunk.
"What you said seems to make sense."
Lu Xian touched his chin and squatted down decisively, "Come up here, show us the way, and we'll leave."
"You..."
Zhu Zhuqing hesitated for a moment, then lay on Lu Xian's back, letting him carry her, and asked in a low voice: "Where are you going?"
"Are you talking nonsense? Of course I am going to the Tiandou Empire. Should I go to the Star Luo Empire with you?"
(End of chapter)