Chapter 37 I am just too perfect [Be sure to catch up on the PK tomorrow Tuesday]
Lu Xian was dissatisfied and said: "What's wrong with me?"
"What do you think?"
Lu Xueqi wanted to beat him up now.
Lu Xian thought, brooded, and carefully considered his words, and finally puffed out his chest and said confidently: "I am sunny, handsome, able to talk and spit, have a clavicle bone, academic qualifications and cases, and extremely high personal qualities. I can be said to be a talented person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too perfect. I think I am pretty good, no problem!”
The flying sword under his feet shook violently.
Lu Xian shook the little girl in his arms, almost losing his balance and falling. The hand around his waist reached up in panic, and then grabbed a stress point, and finally stabilized his swaying figure.
"Hoo~ I'm saved!"
The faces of both him and the little girl showed the joy of surviving the disaster.
"I said, Naiqi, please be more steady with your sword..."
Halfway through his words, Lu Xian suddenly felt a murderous aura emanating from the person in front of him. The air around him became several degrees colder, and the little girl snuggled into his arms again.
What happened?
His neck was stiff, he raised his eyes, and immediately met Lu Xueqi's eyes that looked like she was about to stab someone...
They say you can't hide the look in someone's eyes. Lu Xian didn't believe it before, but after seeing it with his own eyes, he believed it.
Lu Xian squeezed it subconsciously with his palms. He knew where the murderous aura came from. He confirmed it at a glance and identified it as: spicy pill!
If I say that Sun Xiaochuan asked me to do this, can you let me go?
Lu Xian trembled and carefully let go of the elastic material in his palm, and took a step back. As a result, he almost fell off the flying sword. He was so frightened that his face turned pale. The person's waist was tightly hugged.
Lu Xian awkwardly looked into her cold eyes and said with a grimace: "If I said that what I did just now was accidental and a misunderstanding, would you believe it..."
You'd better have a misunderstanding!
Lu Xueqi stared at him in silence for a while, then turned back with a somewhat unnatural expression and looked at the distant mountain peaks, her ears dyed bright red.
She pretended to be calm and said:
"Nothing happened just now, understand?"
"Understand, understand, nothing happened just now!"
She added viciously: "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will castrate you!"
"..."
Lu Xian felt a chill in his crotch.
Poison, so poisonous, it is indeed the most poisonous to women’s hearts!
But he had better give in now. He chose to be silent. After all, silence was Cambridge tonight.
If you don't keep silent, you won't be able to sleep well tonight, because the big one is coming!
"Also, the little girl is already very pitiful. You are not allowed to threaten her again!"
She seemed to be changing the subject.
Lu Xian noticed it and didn't expose it. He just took advantage of the situation and quickly revealed what happened just now.
"I can't promise you this!"
Lu Xian's main character is rebellion.
"What did you say!" Lu Xueqi looked back again with fierce eyes, wanting to put her feet into his dog's mouth, which couldn't spit out ivory.
The corner of Lu Xian's mouth twitched, but he still insisted on his position and said firmly: "This is really not good. I have my own way of education, okay."
She sneered: "You'd better really have it!"
"I teased her for a reason. I really didn't say anything nonsense..."
"Children need to be teased more and more to become more courageous, otherwise they will always be timid in the future."
"Naiqi, you don't want my little girl to just salute you respectfully and have a sense of distance when she sees you in the future, right?"
Lu Xian opened his mouth to explain.
"Teach her using my method. When we meet again in the future, she will stretch out her hand to call big brother or big sister from a distance, and then she will fly into your arms, crash into your heart, and make you cute on the spot..." Lu Xueqi said to This is a bit suspicious, is it true or false?
If you don't make up a bit more, I'd love to hear it.
Seeing that she didn't believe it, Lu Xian had to give an example.
"You can think about yourself. When you meet your master, when you meet your headmaster Qingyun, do you bow respectfully? Even when you meet your fellow disciples, you are polite to each other..."
"When your master and the others see you like this, the most they can say in their hearts is that my Naiqi is really sensible and polite, but there is still a big sense of distance. In layman's terms, they are just holding each other."
"In the Immortal Sect, I can understand the difference between superiority and inferiority, but my little girl is in a different situation than you. She is not in the Immortal Sect, and there are not so many Immortal Sect rules to abide by. The kind of education you have experienced is different from hers. does not match.”
"If you don't know how to teach, just stop talking and let me do it."
"Brother's abstract tenderness is an elegance you will never understand."
"..."
Lu Xueqi was a little confused by what he said. How could this "abstract tenderness" still make sense?
This is outrageous!
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She said no more, wanting to see what kind of tricks Lu Xian could teach him in the future, and made up her mind to trouble him again if she couldn't teach him well.
Far away.
I have already seen the hill where I came from. There is a bonfire burning beside an open spring pool outside the cave. On the fire is a roasted golden wild boar. There are also a few people sitting on stone benches beside it. Conversing figures.
Lu Xueqi took Lu Xian and her daughter Yujian down.
"Not bad, you even organized a bonfire party!"
Lu Xian hugged the little girl and jumped out of Feijian. He smiled and took out five or six jars of wine from the ring. He also took out a lot of food and placed it on the stone table. His eyes lingered on Xiao Yan. He looked quite... He was embarrassed, as if he had rolled around in the forest.
"What's wrong with Huohuo?"
"Brother Kadian said that you two haven't been back for so long, maybe you went on a date secretly, why don't you go hunting in the wild with your own hands, and then get beaten up by a wild boar." Ye Fan laughed.
"I'll fight my way back after all!"
Xiao Yan anxiously defended himself.
He said that there was no way he could beat a wild boar, and that the wild boar that covered the world was very strong, could run fast, and had extremely thick skin. It was no ordinary wild boar...
The scene was quickly filled with a happy atmosphere, and the atmosphere of the bonfire party was instantly lifted!
"Who is this little girl?"
Ye Fan held the wine jar and approached Lu Xian to ask curiously. Mainly, he found that the little girl in Lu Xian's arms had been staring at him. She didn't look at anyone else, only looking at himself. Ye Fan felt very strange. .
"A little kid I picked up on the road." Lu Xian smiled and touched the little girl's head. The look in the little girl's eyes was very different from before. She was calm, silent, and didn't make any noise. Lu Xian was seriously suspicious. , could this be the empress' consciousness coming quietly, silently observing everything.
[Lu Xian: Attention, this is huge news. No matter what you hear next, please keep your face calm. 】
[Lu Xian: This doll in my arms is the incarnation of the Tao Fruit of the Wushuang Emperor who brought Ye Fan to Beidou... as I said before! 】
The place was silent for a moment, and then everyone started changing glasses as if nothing happened.
"You little kid, hehe...hehehe..."
Ye Fan laughed a few times and said, "Brother Lu, why did you pick up a little kid?"
[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you mistaken? Did you pick up an unparalleled emperor? 】
[Lu Xian: It’s the Great Emperor but not the same. Dao Fruit is the result of a monk’s practice, including cultivation, spirit and knowledge. This is what the Great Emperor looked like when he was a child. Her true body is still sleeping and transforming in the ancient forbidden land, but She has probably woken up briefly now, and her consciousness has fallen on this Taoist fruit. Ye Hei, there is a high probability that she is here to see you. 】
"I think the little baby is quite pitiful, so Naiqi and I picked her up. Ye Hei, the rest of us are in special circumstances, so I will ask you to take care of her from now on." Lu Xian said with a meaningful smile.
[Ye Fan: I’ll wipe it! Brother Lu, you want to kill me! 】
"Brother Lu, I don't know how to take care of children. I really don't have time!"
Be sure to catch up on Tuesday!
(End of chapter)