Chapter 52: Shaolin Bench Technique, Fighting with Reason [Please vote for further reading]
"Suffer!
The 'grenade' seems to have hit a passerby. I don't know if the person is dead. I hope they can be rescued..."
Lu Xian was startled, picked up the little girl and ran over to check.
……
Yu Xiaogang felt that he was very unlucky.
He was about to leave Notting City, preparing to do something, and then set off to Soto City to find Tang San. Who would have thought that not far after he left Notting City, a star full of cracks suddenly fell from the sky, and it was also full of cracks. A ball with strong light...
What a coincidence, the ball hit him on the head. The impact was the last straw that broke the camel's back. The crystal ball, which was already in danger, exploded!
The debris from the explosion was all over his head. His head now looked like a hedgehog, with flowers blooming everywhere and blood pouring out.
"What is it?" Yu Xiaogang endured the pain and grinned as he pulled out a fragment and looked at it. His vision was blurred by blood and he couldn't tell what it was for a moment. He turned around and looked around to see who was so wicked and chaotic. Throw the glass and plot against him.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Lu Xian knew he was in the wrong, so he started to apologize from a distance, and ran over with his little girl in his arms.
"Don't you have eyes?" Yu Xiaogang saw the initiator and roared angrily. Fortunately, the explosion was not very powerful, and the fragments only pierced his scalp, otherwise he would have died on the spot.
"Sorry, old sir, I really didn't notice anyone here." Lu Xian put the little girl down, walked up and said sincerely: "Old sir, let me help you pull out the fragments. I have some elixirs for external application and internal use. It can relieve your pain..."
"No need!"
What kind of elixir? When Yu Xiaogang was young, he had been traveling in Douluo Continent for so long, so he had seen the world. He had never heard of such a thing as elixirs. Even dogs wouldn't believe it when applied externally or internally.
Besides, how could he eat something given by a stranger, let alone a stranger who made him so miserable and embarrassed?
Yu Xiaogang just wanted to get rid of the fragment stuck in his head and bandage it quickly.
He took a long breath, and with a sudden movement of his soul power, the crystal fragments inserted into his scalp were immediately pushed out. Because he used too much force and was weak in strength, he failed to control his soul power for a while, and along with the crystal fragments, he took a long breath. What was sprayed out was blood spray that shot nearly half a meter high.
That scene was as if his head was a showerhead, which looked very funny.
Lu Xian jumped back to avoid being affected by the spray of blood. This scene seemed a bit unsettling. He thought about all the sad things in the past before he could hold back from laughing on the spot.
"Pfft~ Hahaha! Brother Lu, his head is so funny!" The little girl next to her didn't care so much. She didn't know anything about human affairs, she just said whatever came to her mind, she had a child's mentality.
"Why are you laughing!" Yu Xiaogang was very angry, took out a bandage from his bag, wrapped it around his head, and yelled angrily.
He has put himself in such a situation and still has a smile on his face. He is really an uneducated child.
The little girl was scolded, and she hugged Lu Xian's thigh with some fear. She remembered what Brother Lu had told her before, that when she met someone she disliked, she should recite the forty-eight-character mantra to him, so she timidly said: "Bi Yang If it comes, the eastern twilight will rise, and the crimson mist will cover it, like silk curtains..."
Seeing Yu Xiaogang's face getting darker and darker, Lu Xian quickly covered the little girl's mouth.
"I'm sorry, old man. Don't take your child's words seriously." The corner of his mouth twitched. This man's head was almost stretched when he used it as a showerhead. Now Nannan stabbed him again, and the corners of his mouth kept turning up. , I really can’t hold it anymore...
"She is childlike, but what about you? What are you laughing at? You are really uneducated!"
"Old sir, I have received professional training and generally don't laugh..."
"The corners of your mouth are stretched like that, and you still say you're not smiling!"
"My teeth suffer from dryness, and I need to expose them to dry them from time to time..."
When Yu Xiaogang heard this sentence, his nose almost became angry on the spot. Listen, is this human language?
What about dry fever? It’s obviously a fabrication. Can teeth get this disease?
You are just gloating!
Yu Xiaogang said angrily: "That's enough! You two brats must apologize to me. I, Yu Xiaogang, am also angry. Otherwise, don't blame me for taking action. I will teach you a lesson for your parents!"
This young man should be a soul master, he was so confident just now, but Yu Xiaogang is not afraid either, not everyone is as good as his disciple Tang San.
What kind of young talents can be found in Notting City?
This young man is of this age and is from a small place like Notting City. After much thought, he Yu Xiao just dared to say something to teach Lu Xian a lesson, otherwise he would really be afraid... that he would not be able to defeat him.
Yu Xiaogang?
Lu Xian was startled at this moment and asked in surprise: "You said your name is Yu Xiaogang?"
"Is that Yu Xiaogang from the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex family? The Yu Xiaogang who proposed the ten core competencies of Wuhun?" "Oh? It seems you have heard of me!"
Yu Xiaogang was a little proud. He didn't expect that this kid had read his own book on the ten core competitiveness theories of Wuhun, and maybe he was still a fan of him.
"It turns out Yu Xiaoan is you!"
Seeing him admit it, Lu Xian's lips showed a kind smile.
The feeling of guilt for accidentally hurting a passerby was completely gone now. As we all know, Yu Xiaoan is not a human being.
It's time for us to settle the account for yelling at my little girl just now.
"Yes, that's me, but they usually call me master, you can also call me that."
Since he was his fan, Yu Xiaogang wanted to be cool and ask him to apologize.
Putting his hands behind his back, he put on a master's attitude and said: "Fortunately, it was me you hit today, otherwise others may not be as easy to talk to as me. If you owe me a debt, I will not talk to you about this matter..."
He didn't even finish his sentence.
Then, I saw the young man in front of me suddenly put on a very strange posture and shouted, "Shaolin Temple Eighteen Bronze Men!"
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With lightning speed, Lu Xian kicked him to the ground, took out the stool from the ring, and covered his head!
A new storm has emerged!
"Shaolin Temple's unique skill, the cloak and stool technique of Laoda Chaos!"
"Crackling——"
"Wait! I am Yu Xiaogang..."
"哐哐哐——"
"I hit Yu Xiaogang. I hit you right. Just rest assured!"
After a while, Yu Xiaogang was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. His head was three times bigger, his eye circles were swollen, and he could hardly open his eyes. He was lying on the ground twitching, and he almost lost his appearance.
He raised his fingers with difficulty and trembling, trembled his lips and said: "If you don't speak...reason, I, Lan Dian...the Tyrannosaurus Rex...family...will not let...you..."
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"You want to be reasonable, right? OK! Then I will have a good argument with you..."
Lu Xian shook his hand, and his martial soul quickly transformed into a strange weapon with a long handle, a round head, and a serrated outer ring, with a big "Li" in the middle.
Yu Xiaogang's face was bruised and bruised, and he couldn't stop twitching violently. "Is this what you call arguing with reason?"
"Of course this is my rationale!"
"Hoo——"
The huge word "reason", before Yu Xiaogang could continue to say more, smashed into his crotch in the next second, it was a big and heavy cock!
A scream that shook the earth!
There is a saw!
Is this circle of gears enough for the saw?
rational!
Is there a word "reason" in the middle of the gear?
powerful!
Am I exerting enough force this time?
There is a fight!
Isn’t the verbal dispute just now considered a dispute?
Get whatever you want!
He, Lu Xian, is actually a person who likes to reason.
(End of chapter)