Chapter 76 God said, let there be light! 【Please vote for further reading】
At this moment, Ye Fan's whole face was twisted together, his legs were close together, and there was a cold breath in his mouth. He felt as if someone had inserted a rolling pin into his back door.
With the strength of his sphincter, theoretically he could flatten the HB400 rebar, but no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't close the open back door!
What a weird ability!
Damn land dog!
Be born!
ruthless!
It really hurts!
As a man, being attacked like this was like the ultimate insult from a big guy. Ye Fan's young mind suffered 10,000 points of critical damage, which had a serious psychological shadow.
Lu Xian had always had a Bodhisattva heart and hated seeing his good brothers suffer the most, so he closed his eyes helplessly.
If you can't see it, your heart won't hurt!
Hei Zai, you have to think clearly before you speak, otherwise I will really be unable to control my fingers and give you a legend of blooming seven, seven or eighty-two times in one second...
"Hei Zai, why do you show such a painful expression? Are you seriously injured internally? Do you need my help?" Lu Xian closed his eyes with a very concerned expression.
You’re fucked——
"No... don't bother Brother Lu, a small injury is nothing to worry about!!!"
Ye Fan responded with a distorted smile and gritted his teeth.
He smiles on the outside, but feels numb in his heart.
Damn you land dog, you are actually here talking about a cat and a mouse. Today I, Emperor Ye Tian, will risk my life and fight with you!
Come on, hurt each other!
Die with me! ! !
"Brother Lu, let's talk about the Qing Dynasty we went to last time..."
"Crack!"
Lu Xian slapped Ye Fan on the shoulder and interrupted his words. He opened his eyes and pointed in one direction with a very serious expression. There was a little rabbit eating grass there. He said solemnly: "Ye Zi, did you see that little rabbit?" Is it a hare? It may have eaten grass that it shouldn’t have eaten!”
Ye Fan felt his anus loosen up, and he felt relaxed. A smile instantly appeared on his face. He made the right bet!
Lu Gou, Lu Gou, there are times when you are afraid. I have to hold on to your lifeline!
Now the offense and defense are reversed. Be prepared to bear the wrath of Emperor Ye Tian. From now on, obey my orders!
Ye Fan casually looked in the direction of Lu Xian's finger and nodded cooperatively, "It's just an ordinary rabbit. Brother Lu, do you still care what kind of grass it eats? Isn't it a bit too broad?"
Lu Xian had an expression of compassion on his face and recited slowly and piously:
"God said, let there be light, and there will be light in the world!"
He didn't answer the question, and Ye Fan frowned, not understanding what he meant. How could a little hare eating grass get involved in Western theology?
The next second, Lu Xian's pious expression disappeared, and Yun Danfeng said softly:
"I said, if there is a target, it will have a target in its mouth!"
"Oh shit!"
The mouth of the little hare that was eating grass suddenly bulged. Then he kicked off his feet and rolled his eyes. His mouth was too small to spit it out, and his mouth was too big to swallow. He choked alive after a while. Dead...
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[You have created an abstract scene. This abstract scene has reached the sky. Congratulations on successfully abstracting a weak rabbit to death and obtaining an abstraction value of 100]
This shocking scene caused a drop of cold sweat to fall from Ye Fan's forehead.
Damn it!
So sloppy!
No wonder Lu Gou wants to talk about rabbits, grass, gods, and light!
I almost forgot that Lu Dog has this super ultimate move without a horse!
Just like the Lord of excrement descending from heaven, he is really the god of excrement on earth!
Being hit by such a vicious move is really more uncomfortable than dying on the spot!
After being dead for eighty years, even if he gets a blow, he has to crawl out of his grave and cry out that he died miserably.
Opening an ass seems to be just childish in the face of such vicious moves. The corners of Ye Fan's mouth twitched repeatedly, and his invincible Taoist heart collapsed rapidly. He had lost the courage to fight to the end. Lu Gou's moral upper limit was limited, but his lower limit was absolutely unlimited.
Can't gamble!
Don't you see, even the little girl nestled in Lu Gou's arms has an extremely solemn expression and a horrifying look in her eyes. This move is so cruel and shocking that even the emperor is afraid of it, let alone a little wheel monk. ?
"By the way, Ye Hei, what did you just say? What was Qing... what was Qing when we went last time?"
Lu Xian asked with a smile.
Thief Sun!
There are exceptions if you go against heaven, but if you go against me, there is no chance of survival!
Think it over before you speak.
"Green..."
Ye Fan's mind was spinning rapidly. The rabbit couldn't eat grass randomly, just like he couldn't talk nonsense, otherwise the rabbit's fate would be his fate.
Just a second later, Ye Fan adjusted his position and said with a positive face: "Of course it's Qing... Qing Grassland, Brother Lu, you have forgotten the joy of roasting a whole lamb in Qingqing Grassland that day. Is it okay? But that’s not important..."
"Brother Lu, my sister-in-law is so beautiful, why don't you introduce me to my brother?"
Zhu Zhuqing was listening to the two men's quarreling overtly and covertly. She was confused and felt that there was something in their words, but she couldn't guess what they were talking about.
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At this time, Ye Fan called her sister-in-law, her cheeks turned red, and her thoughts were thrown out of her mind. She could see that although Lu Xian and Ye Fan were quarreling, their friendship was still very deep.
She didn't want to lose face to her boyfriend in front of outsiders. With her cold temperament, she took the initiative to step forward from behind Lu Xian and said hello openly: "Hello, I am Zhu Zhuqing, a level 30 agility and attack spirit master. , Wuhun Nether Civet, Lu Xian and I have just started dating, and we are not even...sister-in-law.”
Ye Fan:?
What is she talking about?
What kind of agility attack spirit master, Nether Civet Cat...
I don't understand it at all!
"Awesome! The Nether Spirit Cat Martial Spirit sounds like the best martial spirit! I didn't expect that my sister-in-law is actually a level 30 spirit master! She is really a hero among women, and she is not inferior to men!" Ye Fan gave a thumbs up and complimented, One sister-in-law at a time, the meowing kitten had a helpless face, but was very happy and excited in her heart.
Just...well...is level 30 really that powerful?
She didn't know much about the level of combat power in this world. The few enemies she saw were all defeated like Muggles. Maybe the flying people and the beasts similar to spirit beasts shouldn't be too serious. Weak?
Could it be that he thinks highly of them?
The little kitten was a little confused.
The corner of Lu Xian's mouth twitched, "Stop complimenting me and leave quickly. If you continue to tease me, it's time for someone from the Jiang family to come!"
Ye Fan reacted and hurriedly made a few seals. The complicated formations were quickly outlined under the feet of several people. After a while, a cloud rose up. This was the cloud climbing technique, a useless little magic in the immortal sect.
It requires a monk to reach the realm of Life Spring to use it, but a monk in the Life Spring realm can control the rainbow by himself, and the flying speed is much faster than the Cloud Climbing Technique.
Therefore, this kind of useless magic is actually not used in many scenarios. It is mostly used when the elders of the immortal sect take the disciples who have just started to practice.
Ye Fan also learned this small magic from Elder Han's legacy, and now it is the first time to use it.
White clouds carried several people up into the sky, and the mountains and rivers passed leisurely under their feet. The kitten nervously clenched Lu Xian's clothes. She suddenly understood something...
"Brother Lu, do you want to accompany me to the ancient forbidden land?" Ye Fan, who was standing in front of the clouds, turned around and asked.
"No, send us to Yandu. I'll take Zhuqing to wander around here. You can just take the little girl there." Lu Xian shook his head in response. He didn't want to go to the ancient forbidden land. It would be a thankless effort. Wait. Wouldn't it be better to just sit back and enjoy the results?
"No, it's already here..."
Ye Fan is a thief. With Lu Xian by his side, even if something happens, he will be there to carry him. There is a high probability that there will be a near miss. If he goes alone, he will die if something goes wrong.
Lu Xian smiled faintly when he heard this: "Ye Hei, now that you have broken through the Life Spring, you are already a mature ancient holy body. Go forward boldly and confidently. I will provide you with all help except practical actions."
Ye Fan:......
(End of chapter)