Chapter 85 is a talent more abstract than us! 【Please order first】
In Dahuang Stone Village, a little kid with two towering fluffy pigtails was holding a bowl of animal milk and was pouring milk on a willow tree stump. The little kid looked at the chat box that suddenly popped up in his mind, his eyes seemed a little dazed, and there was animal milk in the bowl. I still don't know if it's empty.
At the Juxia City Bureau, Qilin stared at the chat box that appeared inexplicably in her mind, wondering if she had been too tired from work recently and had some hallucinations.
The world under one person.
Zhang Chulan, who was riding a scooter, was also startled by the chat box that suddenly appeared in his mind. He accidentally brushed the scooter against the wheel of a young lady riding a shared bicycle on the side of the road, knocking her to the ground... …
……
Perfect World Shi Hao? Xiongbinglian Qilin? Zhang Chulan under one person?
Lu Xian looked at the names of the new people who joined the group and was slightly stunned. After a brief reflection, he felt that he might have discovered the pattern of attracting people in chat groups.
Rule 1: Two men and one woman every time.
Rule 2: A person from a high-level world, a person from a medium-level world, and a person from a low-level world. The chat group has attracted people three times, and it seems to follow this rule. If you include the Fire Fighting Continent and the Upper World. , that is a fair guess.
"It's interesting, Shi Hao is here, one of the group is stupid after drinking animal milk, and the other is falsifying his academic qualifications. This is a game of cause and effect..."
“I just don’t know what timeline their three new arrivals are in now…”
Lu Xian rode the rainbow and traveled through the vast world. The thick clouds were cut in half by the blazing rainbow light. Compared with the Life Spring Realm, the aura of the Shenqiao Realm was more turbulent and vast, like an abyss or a sea. A true god, standing proudly on the top of the clouds, high above.
In the sea of suffering, there is a bright white rainbow hanging high in the sky, spanning the sky, extremely gorgeous, which is a symbol of his stepping into the realm of the divine bridge.
Now the blazing rainbow light around Lu Xian was as dazzling as a small incandescent sun, and it was almost impossible to see his figure clearly. He was adapting to his soaring strength and gradually restrained the powerful fluctuations of his overflowing divine power.
[Lu Xueqi: Newcomers are welcome to join the group. If you don’t understand, you can go to the group introduction first, which contains fairly detailed explanations. 】
After a brief silence in the group.
[Qilin: Multiverse theory? Is this some kind of alien high-tech? Who are you? 】
As a well-informed modern policewoman, Qilin is quite familiar with the KouKou group chat, but the way this group chat appears is a little hard to accept and a bit too mysterious.
[Xiao Yan: This is a very good question! 】
Xiao Yan and Ye Fan were holding back their words, waiting to show off. When someone finally asked, they jumped out to show off.
[Ye Fan: Overthrow all kings and I will become the emperor and suppress all enemies throughout the ages! Newcomer, you can call me, Emperor Ye Tian: Ye Fan! 】
[Xiao Yan: The top of the immortals, proud of the world. With me, Emperor Yan, there will be heaven. Emperor Yan is even more in front of Hongjun! Newcomer, you can call me, Emperor Yan: Xiao Yan! 】
Lu Xian:?
You’re fucked——
Lu Xian never expected that someone would steal his lines openly and even beat him to it, trying to show off!
Who is responsible for this bad culture of confronting tauren in the group?
Damn it!
[Qilin: Pfft~ You guys...couldn't be that you ran away from some mental hospital, right? 】
[Qilin: It’s really rare to see talented people like you in the second grade. It’s rare! 】
Qilin was so amused by the two of them that she laughed so hard. Fortunately, it was during working hours. Because of the chat group, she said she was sick and asked for leave, so there was no one in the dormitory.
Xiao Yan and Ye Fan were stunned when they saw these two messages in the group. Is there something wrong with this plot development?
What's the matter, little sister?
We said it so powerfully, and you gave this response?
Even if he bows without giving in, it will still be a bit of a shock, right?
So you said we are crazy?
I originally wanted to show off in front of the new juniors, but I never expected that it would end up being a big mess.
I don’t like this at all. I seem to be pretending to be the wrong person...
[Lu Xian: I am so happy that I almost fell from the sky. Are you two pretending to be geoducks? Hahaha! 】
Since taking three shots of Sinovac, I really like watching this kind of sand scene, it’s so interesting!
Lu Xian's smile was harder than AK's, but Ye Fan and Xiao Yan looked as if they were dead on the spot, and their toes were so embarrassed that they almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment on the spot.
[Qilin: Hee hee! 】
No hee hee!
Xiao Yan has a dark face. If you continue to laugh, I will pull your teeth!
[Lu Xueqi: @奇林, you don’t need to pay attention to the three of them. They are not serious people. They brag all day long and have no clue. After getting along for a long time, you will understand that they may be a little stupid. , but not bad-hearted. 】
Ye Fan, Xiao Yan, Lu Xian:......
Lu Xian thought to himself that he wasn't bragging now!
Slander and rumors!
Naiqi, I want to sentence you to come to my room, work as a cow and horse for ten years, eat chicken and grass, eat both meat and vegetables, and eat a lot!
[Yan Lingji: I can prove that what sister Xue Qi said is true. 】
Fire Girl, come to my room and do some sex!
[Qilin: So this group is really what it says in the group introduction? Are you all from another world? 】
[Lu Xian: Yes! Should the newcomer consider following the big brother? From now on, the eldest brother will protect you. He will buy you whatever you want, but if it costs more than three yuan, forget it. The eldest brother doesn’t like women who are too materialistic. 】
[Qilin: Pfft~ You are not that old, right? 】
[Qilin: Humph! You don’t even want to give up three yuan, but you still want me to hang out with you? I only get 3,000 yuan for food every month, as well as skin care products, fruits, snacks, clothes, etc. I just go to Xiao Shiwan casually. If I hang out with you, won’t I be hungry for nine meals in three days? 】
[Lu Xian: After all, it’s only 300 a day? I give 400! Let it be wrapped for a day to try it out, and then we can continue wrapping it after it is suitable. ] Qilin:?
NMD!
[Qilin: Now I believe Miss Xueqi’s words. None of the three of you are really serious people. Two of you are not smart, and one of you is a gangster. 】
If one person is rude, the other two will be unlucky and get scolded together.
Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were innocently shot.
Zhang Chulan was scratching his scalp irritably in the hospital, and the message notifications that kept popping up in the chat group made him feel a little depressed.
[Zhang Chulan: What kind of outrageous chat group is this? It was too bad of a time to appear. I finally got back on the donkey, but it hit someone. It was really unlucky. My wallet...]
Looking at his deflated wallet, Zhang Chulan wanted to cry. This was his just-paid salary!
Is it easy for me to work-study?
Okay, now, what are you going to eat this month?
Damn it, I just scratched my skin a little bit. If the hospital wasn't right next to me, the wound would have healed before I even got there.
I still need to have a surgical examination!
Damn it, the inspection is so expensive!
[Xiao Yan: Was he killed? 】
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
[Zhang Chulan: That doesn’t mean...]
[Lu Xian: Short of money? Call me brother, I will give you gold. 】
[Zhang Chulan: Haha~ A man is a man of heaven and earth. If a man has gold under his knees, he will never eat what he comes to...]
Zhang Chulan sneered, what a liar, this method has long been outdated, and you still want to deceive me?
You might as well say that you are Qin Shihuang and let me V50!
Give you experience +3!
[Lu Xian sent an exclusive red envelope to Zhang Chulan]
[Lu Xian: Let me give you one first. I think I still have several million gold coins like this. smile.jpg】
"Can this chat group really give out red envelopes?" Zhang Chulan was stunned.
[Zhang Chulan received an exclusive red envelope]
"Hiss~ This heavy feeling..."
Zhang Chulan weighed the gold coins in his hand, and his eyes widened in surprise. He was a poor man. This was the first time he saw gold. He had never dared to enter a gold store in the past. He tried to bite a mark with his teeth to see. One look inside, it’s golden!
It’s really gold!
There is a great person in the group!
I, Zhang Chulan, am about to become rich!
[Zhang Chulan: Brother, no, adoptive father! Lan has been wandering for half of his life, only regretting that he has never met his master. If he doesn't abandon me, Lan would like to be his adoptive father. I beg his adoptive father to accept me! 】
[Xiao Yan: Not a buddy? Aren't you a man who stands upright with heaven and earth, who has gold under his knees, and will never eat the food that comes to you? As a result, a gold coin becomes like this, starting to sell its butt? 】
Xiao Yan despises this kind of behavior!
Although he has done it before, more than once, it does not prevent him from continuing to despise it.
[Zhang Chulan: What do you know? In addition to standing upright, a real man must also be able to bend and stretch. A man has gold under his knees. Isn't this the time to realize it? 】
Why do I think what he said makes sense...
[Xiao Yan:...]
[Ye Fan:...]
Outrageous!
It’s so outrageous that you opened the door for me, it’s so outrageous!
There is actually a talent in the group who is more abstract than us?
When Lu Xian saw this news, he couldn't help but twitching at the corner of his mouth. Zhang Chulan really didn't want Bilian. He only chose the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.
What a scum!
he~tui!
He is different. Unless he is a 36D fairy who is powerful, has peerless grace, can hug him from left to right, and is loyal and dedicated, Lu Xian will never take the initiative to stick his butt out.
Butts also have dignity, so you have to pay extra!
[Lu Xueqi: Hey, it seems that there is another group member in the group who is not sane. 】
[Yan Lingji: Isn’t this good? Isn’t it interesting to watch them bragging and joking every day? 】
[Qilin: It’s so joyful. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. What kind of talent chat group is this? 】
As modern people, Qilin and Zhang Chulan integrated into the chat group very quickly, at least on the surface, that was the case.
After a while, I became one with the rest of the group. The main thing is that everyone has no airs, and the atmosphere is very happy and harmonious, so there is no isolation.
This was all a good start thanks to two two-by-two ratios.
[Zhang Chulan: My grandma bumped into an old woman while riding a donkey. I accidentally knocked her down and bruised her skin a little. She was sent to the hospital for a surgical checkup, but she also had to check out internal medicine! 】
[Zhang Chulan: Forget about the inspection, the worst I can do is pay some money and consider myself unlucky. 】
[Zhang Chulan: But TM finally found out that she had cervical erosion. Now she insists on saying that I broke it and makes me responsible. I really...]
[Zhang Chulan: I feel like I’ve been blackmailed, what should I do? 】
Hiss~
What kind of soul-stirring road OX love story is this?
Not better than Boruto?
[Ye Fan: 6! Where are my melon seeds? Isn’t this going to be a squat for subsequent development? 】
[Xiao Yan: Stop making noise! I've already eaten it, and I'll put it in your mouth later. 】
[Lu Xian: Pfft~ Sorry, I really can’t hold it back...]
(End of chapter)