Chapter 87 Are you serious? 【Please subscribe】
[Damn it, the last chapter was censored even though I wrote a horse and kill a chicken. If you are drunk, you can read it again at dawn, it will be out at dawn]
Do you want to do this with me?
Lu Xian glanced at the three of them sideways, and the aura of the Shenqiao realm accidentally leaked out. At this moment, Zhang Chulan and Xiao Yan both turned pale and could no longer pretend.
It felt like a terrifying mountain was pressing down on his shoulders instantly.
The aura as heavy as a mountain seemed to fall down at any moment and crush them into a piece of meat pie.
However, the next second, this depressing feeling disappeared without a trace, as if it had never appeared before.
In just a short moment, Zhang Chulan almost peed on the spot. At this moment, he experienced the blue sky and white clouds, the gentle breeze blowing on his face, and the quiet years. It seemed that nothing happened. He wondered if he had some illusion and was a little suspicious. .
Among the three of them, only Ye Fan could see the reason behind his eyes, his nose and his heart. How could he threaten me, Emperor Ye Tiandi, with just a little breath?
Lu Xian looked away. He was still very generous. He just said a few words about dog barking. He was thick-skinned and didn't care. But the little medical fairy who was teased by the three people was a little embarrassed now.
He turned around and said angrily: "So you are in the same group."
"I do know you. I'm sorry for my friend."
Lu Xian smiled lightly and introduced: "The person who arrested you is called Xiao Yan. He drank too much tainted milk powder since he was a child. His brain is a little hard to use. He may have a bad mouth, but his heart is not bad. We just helped you deal with it. He will definitely not dare to do anything wrong again in the future , the short man next to him is called Ye Fan. Although he is short, he is actually over 25 years old and a gay who likes men. The last one with eyes that say I am a fool is named Zhang Chulan. You don’t have to doubt that he is a fool. ”
Xiao Yan, Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan:...
No, you scolded all three people in one sentence?
Is this a vicious retaliatory foul-mouthed attack from a land dog?
Isn't it a good thing that affects you?
Look at that face of yours!
Wait, faggot?
Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan covered their buttocks and moved away from Ye Fan quietly.
horrible!
I didn’t expect you to be like Ye Hei, hiding so deeply!
"Pfft~" The little medical fairy covered her mouth and chuckled. She was amused by Lu Xian's sharp counterattack. Most of her sullenness disappeared. These people seemed to be quite interesting.
The little medical fairy secretly glanced at Lu Xian, who looked leisurely, but quickly looked away for fear of being discovered.
Is he helping me respond to the ridicule of the other people just now?
It’s really gentle...
No, you are overthinking. Lu Xian is just used to avenging his grudges on the spot. He would not feel happy if he did not scold him.
"Slander! Lu Gou is slandering me!" Ye Fan noticed that Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan were moving away from him, and explained anxiously. If he couldn't explain it today, his reputation would be completely ruined.
With Xiao Yan's big mouth, he would definitely have to publicize it in the group in order to avenge his hatred of him.
Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan nodded, then took two steps back, "Of course we believe you."
Ye Fan:?
So what do you mean by retreating?
"Zhang Chulan, what are you doing so far away from me?"
"I'm going to put some water..."
Zhang Chulan was shocked by Lu Xian's unintentional aura just now, and now she really felt like peeing.
Lu Xian raised his eyelids and said, "Don't urinate everywhere, there are girls here."
"I'm hiding behind a tree, and you can't see me..." Zhang Chulan muttered in a low voice and ran two steps further away.
"..."
"Lu Gou! I've tolerated you for a long time. How dare you slander me like this? Do you dare to continue the previous fight in the group and spar with me!"
Ye Fan said fiercely.
"Why not!"
Lu Xian engaged in the battle calmly. He also wanted to have a try with Ye Fan to see which one was stronger between the Ancient Holy Body and his own Innate Learning Holy Body, so that he could have a rough comparison in the future. If he could do it, Know it well.
"Is it just rookies pecking each other?"
When Zhang Chulan came back from draining the water, she heard that the two were planning to fight, and she suddenly became interested.
Lu Xian, Ye Fan:?
Lu Xian: "Rookies pecking each other?"
Ye Fan: "Do you have any misunderstanding about us?"
"It sounds like you are very powerful." Zhang Chulan said cheerfully, what kind of strength can a few funny guys have?
I'm afraid you don't know that I, Zhang Chulan, am actually a master who is truly invisible and hidden in the city, right?
Ye Fan glanced at him sideways, "I don't know if I'm powerful or not, but with your size, I can blow you away with just one fart."
Lu Xian looked leisurely and put his hands behind his back to show off, "Xiao Zhang, if you don't practice, when you see me, you will be like a frog in a well looking at the sky and the moon. If you practice, when you see me, you will be like a mayfly looking at the sky!"
"I will discuss with Ye Hei later, remember to watch more and learn more..."
"Yeah, yeah." Zhang Chulan raised the corners of his mouth and nodded in agreement. You two middle school students are seriously ill. You are right.
The little fairy doctor's eyes were shining brightly. What Lu Xian said was so handsome and powerful. He was so confident!
[Xiao Yan: Shocked! The King of Immortal Abstraction decisively battled Emperor Ye Tian at the top of the Warcraft Mountains, and the two dogs were fighting among themselves. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Who will kill the dog? If you want to know what happened next, please pay attention to Douqi Mainland CCTV, a hot-blooded show that young people love to watch. Episode 1: A fiery collision of gay love! 】
Xiao Yan knew how to get things done, and several people in the group who had not originally planned to come over so early were suddenly intrigued by the title dog.
After a while.
Teleportation portals opened one after another next to them. First, Lu Xueqi arrived holding the little girl, then Firefighter and Qilin, who looked a little wary, and even the little Shi Hao walked out of the portal calmly, with a piece of hair in his hair. Crystal willow leaves.
There were more and more people around, and it suddenly became lively. Familiar people were saying hello to each other, and unfamiliar people were being introduced to each other, and they were gradually becoming familiar with each other.
Lu Xian took a look at the faces of the other two new group members.
Qilin has fair and delicate appearance, soft and three-dimensional facial features, upright posture, and upright temperament. She is wearing a slim-fitting blue police uniform, and her figure is well outlined. This is a person who looks beautiful at first glance, and the more she looks at it, The more attractive the uniformed policewoman is.
Little Shi Hao...Shi Cun's double-flowered red stick, wearing two upturned braids, wearing a small vest made of animal skin, dressed like a little Nezha, looks like not much older than a little girl, probably not weaned yet, exactly He was so old when he drank animal milk that he was stupid, and now he was standing with his little girl staring at her with big eyes.
With just one glance, Lu Xian had a general understanding of the timeline where the new group members were.
"Lu Gou! If you dare to slander me, Emperor Ye Tian, come and fight me!"
More than ten meters away, Ye Fan was already shouting excitedly. The more people in the group, the better. Today he would use the dog-fighting technique to prove his strength and establish his supremacy in the chat group.
He and Lu Xian are both divine bridges and are at the top of the chat group's food chain. This battle is about the prestige of being number one in the world. The ancient holy body is invincible at the same level. As long as Lu Xian doesn't use those weird abilities, Ye Fan won't be afraid at all.
"Slander?"
"Then let me ask you, if Pang Bo and Little Moon are poisoned at the same time, and you only have one antidote in your hand, who will you choose to save?"
Lu Xian smiled lightly and stepped forward slowly.
"Of course it's Pang Bo!" Ye Fan replied without thinking. He didn't know who Little Moon was at all, so he must have chosen to save Pang Bo!
This is a trap.
The corner of Lu Xian's mouth turned up, "You didn't want to save your future wife, but you chose to save Pang Bo, and you still said you're not gay?"
"Future wife?" Ye Fan was stunned and realized that she should be his wife in the future timeline. Is she waiting for him here?
"Lu Gou, you are hiding information and secretly changing concepts. It is really disgusting!"
Lu Xian smiled and said nothing.
Ye Fan was a little guarded, his eyes flashed and he suddenly grinned: "Then let me ask you, if Huohuo and Naiqi are poisoned, and you only have one antidote, who will you save?"
"I will definitely save Nai Qi!" Lu Xian replied without thinking, with an expression as if you could ask such a mentally retarded question.
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Xiao Yan's face turned dark. Damn it, you are so decisive!
Value sex over friends!
"What if Naiqi and Firefighter were poisoned?"
Ye Fan smiled strangely and hit Wang Zha, "I knew you Lu Gou couldn't put out fires. It was just a foreshadowing before. So how are you going to deal with these two now?"
If you give a bad answer, you will offend one of them. It is really a vicious plot. You know how terrible my revenge is, Emperor Ye Tian!
When Lu Xian heard this, his eyes were disdainful, and he replied calmly: "Scientific proof is that oral medicine is only half as effective as anorectal absorption. I will divide the antidote in half and stuff it through their butts, so that both of them can be saved. ”
Lu Xueqi, Yan Lingji:?
The rest:…
Xiao Yan: NM, with this method, you were not even willing to stuff it for me before?
Ye Fan was shocked by Lu Xian's shamelessness. He claimed that he was no match at all and was ruthlessly crushed. He became furious on the spot and wanted to regain the situation with his fists.
If there is a blocked road, use your fist to open it!
Ye Fan gritted his teeth and said: "The ancient holy body is invincible at the same level. If we fight, you have no chance of winning. Now give up, you can still retain some face!"
"Really!"
Lu Xian was not afraid at all, his eyes were arrogant, "It's a pity that my way is not to ask whether you want to fight! Because of me, you will not lose!"
More than ten meters away from the spectators, Lu Xian and Ye Fan looked at each other. One had a cold eyebrow, and the other had a frosty face. They stood silently and said nothing, staring at each other with cold eyes. , exuding a tense aura of horror and destruction, as if a war was about to break out.
The momentum of the two of them is:
A sudden increase!
Increased dramatically!
Strong growth!
The onlookers were immediately shocked.
Xiao Yan spread his hands to both sides and shouted in horror: "This is an old enemy, everyone, retreat quickly!"
With the old grudges of the past and the new grudges of today, Ye Fan is about to have a showdown with Lu Xian, not only to determine who is the best, but also who is the best!
Thinking of this, the people around were excited. Instead of listening to Xiao Yan's advice, they gathered around and watched with bloodthirsty the coming river of blood.
Lu Xian and Ye Fan still stood still, staring into each other's eyes. The air between them seemed to be exploding with sparks. The strong sense of fate between them had already exploded!
Such as Hashirama and Madara, Son Goku and Vegeta, Naruto and Sasuke, Tiga and Gatanjie, Kato Taka and Sora Aoi...
"There are ants all around. Avoid hurting innocent people. I, Emperor Ye Tian, are waiting for you to challenge me on the nine heavens!"
Ye Fan said with awe-inspiring domineering, a bright golden rainbow light suddenly erupted all over his body, and his arrogance rose up like a Saiyan who had advanced to become a Super Saiyan. He rushed into the sky with a bang, and was blown away by the violent air waves when taking off. Dust was rolling around him, and he stood high in the sky, with a golden rainbow blooming, more dazzling than the setting sun.
"What the hell?"
Zhang Chulan looked up at this shocking scene with a dull expression.
no!
I thought you were just having fun, and were about to start an unbearable noob pecking match, but it turned out you were serious?
He was up to the sky in a swish. Zhang Chulan couldn't imagine that before, he and he were playing horses and killing chickens together. Why did his style suddenly change to this weird look?
Qilin also looked shocked. She originally thought that what they said in the group was that Emperor Ye Tian was suffering from chuunibyou, but you suddenly discovered this?
"As the Emperor of Heaven, I shall suppress all enemies in the world!"
Ye Fan stood in the sky and shouted loudly, his voice rolling like thunder, and his momentum was infinitely majestic.
"Lu Gou, do you dare to come up and fight!"
"As you wish!"
"Boom!"
Another blazing white rainbow rose up in an instant, rushing into the sky like a comet, standing parallel to Ye Fan, and the aura it exuded was equally terrifying, like a abyss or a sea.
"A mere Emperor of Heaven dares to bark in front of me, the Immortal King of Abstractions. For your offense today, I will not become an immortal in the future. I will only work as a security guard in Mount Tai one day, and wait for your return to collect your parking fee!"
Damn it!
Ye Fan's face turned dark. In this highlight moment of our pretentiousness, why can't we be more serious, maintain our integrity, and have a shocking battle that will make everyone blind?
Before the fight started, the breaths of the two people began to collide wildly. Divine light continued to flow on their bodies. Two divine rainbows, one white and one gold, were as bright as two scorching suns, reflecting the sky into white and gold. Color, the sky is full of clouds, gorgeous and dazzling.
The entire Warcraft Mountain Range fell silent at this moment. The roars of Warcraft from time to time in the past could no longer be heard. Even the Purple Gold Winged Lion King was shivering in the cave.
"Is this the power of the Shenqiao realm..."
Xiao Yan and others were shocked. Just the collision of breaths actually affected the celestial phenomena. It was so terrifying!
Zhang Chulan murmured happily: "Fortunately, he just asked me not to defecate anywhere, and I agreed, otherwise it would be difficult to say whether defecation would happen anywhere..."
(End of chapter)