Chapter 128 Just a few words
"Carry 15 kilograms and run 20 kilometers, both men and women are the same."
"What about push-ups? How many do you need to do in one minute?"
"There is no standard score for five minutes. Anyway, they just do it for five minutes. Their only opponent is their previous self."
"The same goes for pull-ups and sit-ups."
Rao is from the Xiao department, and he was choked by the perverted assessment content.
"What about the shooting indicators? This should be normal, right?"
"Ang, this is quite normal. It's just an ordinary moving target. Wait, you mean my other training items are abnormal?" Luo Yunchan looked at him with slightly narrowed eyes.
"Ahem, don't talk nonsense, I don't mean that."
Xiao Bu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Fortunately, at least not every item was so anti-human.
But when he went to the shooting range, he realized that he had relaxed too early.
Can that thing be called an ordinary moving target? ! The conveyor belt is almost smoking! !
It was almost a double image, making him almost think he was presbyopic because of his age! !
The guards who followed were also stunned. This... these projects can no longer be called devil training, right? !
Is this to train elites? Do you really want to train people to death?
It's so scary. Fortunately, they didn't train like this before...
……
After the assessment in the morning, Xiao Bu followed the local custom and picked up the loudspeaker they usually used to curse,
"Hey, hey, let me just say a few words."
Luo Yunyan clenched her cheeks and walked aside silently to listen to him 'say a few words'.
"This morning, I watched some of the assessments of all the teams. You have made great progress in the past month. You are already the best in our system, and this time you have made a qualitative leap in all aspects."< br>
"Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
"Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
"Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
"I feel extremely proud of you! I hope you all have a good rest at noon, and I also wish you better results in the afternoon assessment! I am waiting for you to become a new you and return home with great honors!"
There was silence for a moment, then thunderous applause broke out.
Mother! They are on their way! ! Idols praise them! ! !
Luo Yunyan secretly complained in her heart. The ancients did not deceive her. The army had its own rice circle.
Tsk tsk tsk, look at the eyes filled with tears, the palms of your hands are almost broken.
Needless to say, she was a little bit annoyed with them.
If Xiao Bu had been asked to praise him a few more words, they would probably be labeled as "life-giving literature".
"Keep praising me. As long as you keep praising me, I will give you my life."
After the disbandment, Luo Yunyan and Xiao Bu walked side by side to the cafeteria.
"You really don't want to consider becoming a colleague with me?"
Although he already knew the answer, Xiao Bu still wanted to ask again. Maybe the answer he would get this time would be different?
Luo Yunyan raised her eyebrows, "Are we not colleagues now?" "You know I don't mean that! I just want you to join the system, full-time!"
You stinky girl knows how to act crazy and act stupid like him.
"Hum, I think it's fine as it is now. I just need to be a good toilet paper and be ready to wipe their butts at all times."
Luo Yunchan said casually, "And as you know, I am a wild person and have never liked these rigid things."
Which of her properties is not a hands-off shopkeeper? Now you want to trick her into working part-time? No way!
"Oh, I just feel that it is a pity. You are a born general. You only need a few more years of training and you will be more than enough to succeed me in the future!" Xiao Bu's tone was full of regret.
Luo Yunyan twitched her lips, "How could there be so many natural generals? I'm just an ordinary foreign aid, doing some small business on the side. Don't just put me on the table just because you want to retire, or you'll be outsmarted by someone else. ”
"Hmph, if you really want to, those old men will be eager to kick me down immediately and replace you. Who will wear small shoes for me?!"
Ordinary foreign aid? Small business? Even if you say you are in Versailles, you are not using the word Versailles.
"I'm afraid they will wear small shoes for me." Luo Yuntan faked a few smiles,
"And you are the only one who can do it. You used to employ child labor and tricked me into signing a contract of sale. Now you want to trick me into working as a cow and horse. It's impossible. Don't even think about it."
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Xiao Bu poked her forehead angrily, but knowing that even nine cows couldn't pull back what she had decided, he had no choice but to give it up.
"Okay, okay, I won't advise you anymore. But can you help us train some more people? I can see the progress of these 40 team members, but the number is far from enough."
"It's possible, but it must be at the same level as these 40 people, otherwise I won't take them."
"Hey! Do you think the elite team is like cabbage? It costs 50 cents a pound and you can get a handful of it?!"
Luo Yunyan shrugged, "Then you should train the people into elites first and then send them over. Anyway, if they are not at the level they were before they came, I don't want them."
After a pause, Luo Yunyan continued, "And haven't I given you all the training items? It's the same thing if you just ask people to train according to those items."
Xiao Bu glanced at her sideways and said, "You are the only one who can do this. In order to hide from laziness, you don't even make money, but you can reveal the training content."
"Who told me that a red heart can light up the moon? And you are one of our own, how can it be the same? Okay, let's not talk about this. Let's take a walk and take you to taste our canteen. Compare the differences yourself. Go back and reflect.”
After saying that, Luo Yuntan dragged him into the cafeteria, not giving him any chance to speak.
……
After lunch, Luo Yunyan sent away Xiao Bu who was going back to the meeting.
The team's month-end assessment is still going on as planned, but it may be because they haven't seen Xiao Bu, so although everyone is taking the assessment seriously, their interest is not very high, and they all have a look of despair.
Luo Yunyan's tone was a little disgusting, "As for that? As soon as Xiao Bu left, what expressions did you all have? If it weren't for the fact that you have made breakthroughs in all your achievements, I would have beaten you directly."
It's like the chairman came to inspect in the morning, but in the afternoon only the manager was left in charge. Simply stop pretending, show your cards, and show the truest face of an employee.
In the morning, everyone’s face said: I love going to work! I love working! I come to work voluntarily! Working people, working souls, working people are all superior to others!
Afternoon: It’s impossible to work part-time! It is impossible to work part-time in this life! They are all cattle and horses, why can't they gallop on the grassland?
"The month-end assessment is over, and everyone can move freely for the rest of the day."
Everyone stood there without leaving, but looked at her with vigilance and suspicion,
"But instructor, isn't there some secret assessment? When will it start?"