Chapter 42 The worst time Feng Ping was killed
Chu Liuzheng had never been so speechless in his life.
What the hell is this?
[If your parents are so beautiful, you can be favored by following normal procedures. To put it bluntly, even if you are not pampered, you will not be tortured by allergies! It's true that I killed your whole family in my previous life, so I am unlucky enough to meet you, a lunatic! 】
[It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other. Which man lets his true love shiver to keep warm all winter long? Why don't you spend some money to send some charcoal? Co-author True love is all about words, not actions, right? Look at this...】
Chu Liuzheng cleared his throat in his mind and imitated it perfectly.
[She wished Hanyu could only be my son’s woman in this life. I have never touched her, so how could she let other men touch her? Not even if that person is the emperor! 】
Xiao Jingfan's eyebrows twitched when he heard this, and he was disgusted by the tone.
However, after hearing this, he was finally sure that there was no second cuckold on his head.
In fact, Chu Liuzheng was also disgusted by himself.
[yue~ These words were actually said while hugging the oiran. If you have true love together, it won’t stop you from going out for whoring, right? Stop using the word "true love". 】
[I can’t stand it any longer, so I’d better think of a way to remind Zhu Meiren not to fall for it again. 】
Xiao Jingfan: This woman is quite kind-hearted.
Just as he was thinking about it, he was suddenly cueed.
[Although the tyrant, who is an emperor, is not dedicated to anything, he is so generous. Not only does he give money and gifts himself, but he also leads the entire harem to give gifts to the beauties. The small treasury is instantly fattened, and there is no need to rely on it this winter. Are you shivering to keep yourself warm? 】
[If you can’t be interested in love, you can still be interested in money. Unlike the crazy prince, who can’t find anything but can still vomit out the last night’s meal. He is completely exhausted. 】
Xiao Jingfan: "..."
For a moment, he couldn't tell whether the woman was praising him or scolding him.
He picked up the tea cup and took a few sips to calm down his complicated mood.
On the other side, Chu Liuzheng was still eating.
She was really disgusted by Prince Epi's manipulations and planned to look for other adjustments.
[The Queen Mother’s birthday will be in two days. There are many envoys from other countries coming back to congratulate her. Gaochang, Xixia and Goryeo have all brought their princesses. Are you planning to get married? Gee, tyrants really attract people’s attention. 】
[Wait a minute, there are not only princesses, but also princes. 】
[Pfft—hahahahaha! ! ! Who is so wicked? He even said that the tyrant was so masculine that he could choose a prince even if he didn't like the princess. Does your prince know that he is here to get married? 】
Chu Liuzheng lowered his head and tried to hold back his laughter, his shoulders shaking slightly.
【Hahahahaha! ! This is definitely the worst time Tyrant Feng Ping has been killed! 】
Xiao Jingfan: "..."
Everyone in the hall saw that Emperor Shunguang, who had a cheerful look just a moment ago, suddenly had a face as dark as the bottom of a pot, and his whole body was filled with low air pressure. His gloomy expression seemed to be cannibalistic.
Everyone: Eunuch Zhou, help! !
In the quiet palace, the sound of needle drops became more and more audible. Chu Liuzheng, who was laughing happily in his heart, realized something was wrong in the atmosphere and quietly looked in the direction of the tyrant.
He never thought that he would meet a pair of extremely deep black eyes, like a bottomless cold pool that could easily suck people in.
Chu Liuzheng shivered.
【Mom! The tyrant seems to want to eat people! 】
【Help! ! 】
As we all know, it is never good to look at your boss alone.
Chu Liuzheng didn't even dare to blink, for fear of hearing the words "drag him out and kill him with a stick".
"Come here."
The voice was so cold it could drop ice shards.
Everyone secretly cast sympathetic glances at Chu Liuzheng, and Xiao Anzi was even more worried for her.
Chu Liuzheng was sure that the tyrant was staring at him and shouting, and wailed in his heart as he walked.
[It’s over, it’s over, it’s really over this time! 】
[Dad, mother, eldest brother, little sister, I’m sorry, I might die first. 】
Xiao Jingfan: "..." He always knew that this woman was afraid of death, but he didn't expect that she was so afraid of death. He wasn't worried about it yet, so what?
Seeing a certain woman's body stiffen, her eyes widened, and a faint layer of mist filling her eyes, like a poor rabbit caught by a hunter, Xiao Jingfan suddenly felt relieved.
Laugh, laugh again, weren't you still laughing happily in your heart just now?
You are afraid sometimes too!
【My life is over! 】
In the short journey, Chu Liuzheng had read his last words several times in his heart, but he still could not calmly accept the death he was about to face.
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, it hurts too much to be beaten with a stick. Can you have a glass of poisonous wine? 】
Xiao Jingfan pursed his lips.
--stupid! If the poisonous wine is stained, the intestines will be pierced and the belly will be rotten, which will be even more painful!
Chu Liuzheng saluted respectfully, but because of his nervousness, his voice was sharper than usual, "I will listen to the holy edict attentively."
Xiao Jingfan didn't say anything, he just looked down at her and stared at her expressionlessly, his eyes like ice knives sliding from the top of her head to her ears to her chin, neck, shoulders...
Chu Liuzheng was so nervous that he was about to explode, and his heartbeat had already exceeded the speed limit zone.
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[Beheading? Dismembered by five horses? Or Ling Chi? 】
【Stop looking! Please, give me a good time! ! 】
She was almost frightened to death by the picture she imagined!
Seeing Chu Liuzheng's face turned pale with fear and his forehead started to sweat, Xiao Jingfan finally found some conscience.
He coughed and asked, "Why don't you give me some powder as a gift?"
Chu Liuzheng was so nervous that he almost fainted:? ? ? What?
Was she hallucinating?
The tyrant didn't let anyone drag her down, he just asked for powder?
"Your Majesty is asking about the fragrant powder?" Chu Liuzheng asked blankly.
Normally she would never dare to ask this question, but she had just walked away from the line of life and death. Now that she knew she didn't have to die, her mind suddenly relaxed and she blurted out questions without thinking.
Xiao Jingfan was in a good mood and didn't care about Chu Liuzheng's gaffe. He nodded and asked, "But you don't like the smell of powder?"
Chu Liuzheng: "..."
[Ask for fragrant powder, just fragrant powder, why do you look like you want to eat people? I am so surprised! 】
[How about the taste? I like it, but I don’t dare to use your old reward! I still want to stay in the palace for two more years! 】
"Replying to Your Majesty, I know that my status is low and I don't dare to squander Your Majesty's reward. I want to wait until an important day to use it."
A heartfelt voice and a human voice, real in the front and high-sounding in the back.
He wanted to hear the truth, but the entire palace was filled with such high-sounding statements.
Xiao Jingfan twitched the corners of his lips in a self-mocking manner and asked casually: "What is an important day?"
[Tyrant, are you tired of criticizing me and want to find someone to chat? 】
Chu Liuzheng did not dare to raise his head and chose an answer that was not easy to make mistakes: "Reporting to Your Majesty, I think festivals and birthdays are important days."
Seeing that she was still kneeling, Xiao Jingfan said: "Get up."
Chu Liuzheng stood up as instructed and stood quietly. Xiao Jingfan didn't give any orders, so she didn't dare to move.
【嘘嘤嘤, accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger, the ancients will never deceive me. 】
At this time, Eunuch Zhou came back from running errands, and happened to save Chu Liuzheng from the fire and water.
Everyone in the hall breathed a sigh of relief.
——The savior is finally back.
【Benefactor! 】
Chu Liuzheng was almost in tears.
[Eunuch Zhou, I will never complain about your weirdness in my heart again! 】
Facing Chu Liuzheng's grateful eyes, Zhou Yuande was totally baffled.
He was about to ask clearly when he suddenly heard Xiao Jingfan calling him: "Zhou Yuande."
(End of chapter)