Chapter 158 Mjolnir is just a bunch of licking dogs
"What are you doing? Boss, please sit down."
"I have been sitting for a long, long, long time. I just need to stand now."
Loki's eyes were deep and he stood up straight with an incomprehensible smile on his face. He also looked at Luke with some nostalgia.
A shocking start!
Luke pulled up a stool and sat down in despair, sighing, "Okay, I admit that what I did was wrong. I shouldn't have written about the sadomasochistic relationship between you and Thor."
Loki's deep gaze and incomprehensible smile collapsed for a second, "You still wrote this?"
Luke:......
Good guy, did I blow myself up?
Luke: "You don't know? Aren't you the god of stories?"
"Don't use the title God of Stories. Just call me Loki."
"Okay, Lokiba."
"...I've really been sitting here for a long time, and I feel nostalgic hearing bitch quotes like you."
Loki sighed, "First of all, let me state that the God of Stories does not mean omniscience and omnipotence."
He nodded his head, "This is not comprehensive. If I want to know, basically nothing can be hidden from me. But if you want to receive all the information from countless timelines and countless worlds, even I can't. Will be down."
As he said this, a flash of green data appeared in his eyes, and his expression became increasingly strange, "What kind of development is this...competing for the throne...the one who loses will be kicked...getting pregnant...Hela, Fenrir and Jormungar" have to……"
"Can your plot be thought up by carbon-based creatures?"
What a fuss, human xp is all kinds of weird.
Luke rubbed his head in embarrassment, "I want to try the women's market."
As a result, the female market did not succeed, and a large number of loyalists who supported LGBT minorities boosted his performance.
"Thor and I are brothers."
"You're adopted."
Luke blurted out and suddenly felt bad, "I mean, you are as close as brothers!"
"The God of Stories won't let such a trivial matter break his defense."
After a moment of silence, Loki mocked and said, "The novels you write are still as bad as ever."
Luke: (▼ヘ▼#)
Good guy, he broke the defense!
"Let's get down to business. Why did you go out of your way to seize your younger self and trap me in a time loop?"
"It's not me who wants to come over, but you caused the bug in the world to give me the chance to come over."
Loki waved his finger lightly, and an infinitely extending line appeared, "This is the normal development of this universe."
He stretched out his index finger and clicked somewhere in the line, and there was a sparkling dot there. "Every world has an event that is destined to happen and cannot be changed. It is the axis of the world line. You can also Call it an origin, a specific event, a designated project, etc., the name is not important, the important thing is that it is destined to happen, must happen.”
Luke nodded clearly. He had watched Marvel's "What If" anime, which had various possible branches of if. One of the worlds that was destined to happen was the death of Strange's girlfriend Christine. .
In order to save Christine's life, Strange went back in time and tried various possibilities, but without exception, various deviations occurred and Christine died. In the end, Strange also studied forbidden arts, and the world was destroyed...
It can only be said that he is worthy of being a member of their Supreme Mage, who can destroy the world with a wave of his hand.
"Then what does the axis of this world refer to?"
"In the plot of "Thor I", Thor attacks the Frost Giants and is exiled to Earth by his father. It doesn't matter how he develops after that, but this matter cannot be changed."
Luke couldn't help complaining: "Is it really good for you to say "Thunder God 1" so openly?"
Loki waved his hand to make the lines disappear, "This is to help you clarify your thoughts more easily."
He looked at Luke quietly, "Because of his defeat at your hands, Thor's mentality has stabilized a lot and he has grown a little. If there is no external interference, he will successfully ascend the throne, and the infiltrated Frost Giant will not make him lose his anger." reason."
"Well, this doesn't seem to be a big deal. Strange tried so hard to change his destiny, but didn't various unexpected changes happen?"
Luke rubbed his head. Under normal circumstances, there would have been some surprises to keep Thor in the original plot.
Loki kept his eyes on Luke, "Then what do you think is the reason why the correction of the world line cannot be carried out?"
"It can't be me..."
Luke swallowed, he was so powerful, how could he be trapped in a time loop by Loki now.
"Your current strength is indeed not that exaggerated, but it may not be so in the future."
Loki let out a helpless sigh, "Too high a position will disrupt the correction of events. The reason why Strange can't stop Christine is simply that he is not strong enough."
Even if he became three times stronger in blackening, studied various forbidden arts, summoned beholders and other means to improve, he was still not strong enough, at least not strong enough to prevent the occurrence of established events.
Luke asked tentatively, "That's why you came here to correct it in person? Can't you send someone from the Time Administration to do this?"
"If they were more capable, I wouldn't go there myself... Well, part of the reason is that I want to go back to Asgard to see it, even if it's just the idea of coming."
His body is still in that chair, rejecting the sole of the divine timeline, carrying all possibilities and countless world lines on his back.
The seriousness on Loki's face melted a little, "Loki will work hard to make subsequent corrections after I leave, as long as you don't come to Asgard again."
"Then what does this have to do with my time loop?" "The main reason is that after you leave, I have no reason to stay here." Loki smiled sheepishly, "And I want to ask you to help find Thor a Object."
Lu Ke was a little speechless for a moment. The God of Love Stories came here just to act as a matchmaker and find a partner for his brother.
"Will Sol meet Jane in the future?"
"Jane is too fragile to be with Sol well."
Loki sighed, "He has always been strong. Even if the future is bumpy, he will always keep going. But, why can't we give him a better future."
"At least I hope that when Sol experiences countless sorrows in the future, someone can hold him and let him cry for a while."
Luke's eyes turned red when he heard it, and he couldn't help but rub his eyes. Although there were no tears, he was very touched, really!
This is brotherhood.
"Why don't you do it yourself."
"The higher you sit, the heavier the burden is on your shoulders. The more detached you are, the more you will be restrained." Loki's eyes were deep and he shook his head after a long time. "It's not convenient for me to take action, at least not directly."
"I don't know how to be a matchmaker..."
"You will be rewarded afterwards."
“...but there’s always a first time for everything!”
Lu Ke changed his voice, took out his small notebook, and said with firm eyes, "Don't worry, I am a man who has seen Mrs. Wang's matchmaking, and I have rich knowledge of theoretical matching. Tell me, what kind of person do you want to find for your brother?" woman?"
"First of all, you must live a long life. There is no point in living for a short time. Secondly, you must be strong. The vase is too fragile and can only be a burden to Sol. Finally, you must be beautiful, otherwise Sol may not like it."
"How about Captain Marvel?"
"That one is too tough, no way."
"Scarlet Witch...well, no, I'll keep this for myself." Luke crossed out Wanda's name,
"How about She-Hulk, this body should meet your requirements, and it can give Thor Full of security.”
"Are you serious?"
Loki raised his forehead and said, "It's best to be an Asgardian."
Luke's eyes lit up when he heard this, "I feel that Mjolnir meets your requirements very well. Can you make the hammer turn into a human being? Then Thor can hold his wife in his hand."
Think carefully about what Mjolnir is not allowed to do.
In terms of longevity, Thor's hammer can still be around after his death. In terms of strength, who dares to say that Thor's hammer is not strong enough. In terms of appearance, the hammer is also one of the best looking... at least in the hammer world!
Loki's face was full of black lines, "Yes, that's right. This way he can not only hold his wife in his hand, but he can also use it to hit people, use it to induce electricity, and use it to suppress the enemy."
"Yeah, right." Luke nodded fiercely.
"But it's not human!"
"Except for not being able to marry, what's wrong with the hammer?" Luke said with disdain on his face, "Do you think Thor is such a superficial man who only looks for partners who can marry? He must be pursuing a tacit understanding of the soul!"
On the table, the runes of Mjolnir suddenly flashed, as if they had something to say.
"Mjolnir seems to have his own opinions."
Luke exclaimed, "This is true love."
Loki frowned, stepped forward, pointed his finger on the rune of the hammer, and a green magic attached to the hammer.
"Hey! I can talk now, Loki, you are so cool now!"
Hammer made a rough voice, "I didn't expect that my licking dog could turn over, so it's not impossible for you to lift me up!"
"Hey, sand sculpture mage over there, you too, do you want to be my uncle's licking dog? As long as you lick me for long enough, it's not impossible for you to touch my dick."
Luke and Loki were silent.
"Hey, why aren't you talking? I have a lot to say. It's rare that I can express my opinion after being born for so many years. Didn't you just say that Thor and I are a good match? Indeed, I think so too."
"Uncle, I really like how Sol touches me. He always shakes me here and there. He also cleans me from time to time and kisses me. Apart from the bad thing that he takes me with him when he poops, I really Quite fond of him.”
"Oh, do you know my last master? She was a dark girl. Although she is a girl, she is much stronger than Thor. I am three levels stronger than Thor, but she doesn't cherish me very much..."
The hammer kept chattering, and Loki tapped the hammer again with a dark face, and stopped the magic when it exclaimed, "Wait, I have a lot more to say, don't do it!"
"I didn't expect Mjolnir to have such a personality."
After a moment of silence, Luke took the initiative to break the silence and smiled awkwardly, "When he opened his mouth, I thought someone's Deadpool had been released."
Loki rubbed his brows and said, "Anyway, think about whether there are any Asgardians who meet my conditions."
Luke thought about it for a moment, looked at Loki strangely, and after a moment of hesitation, he finally plucked up the courage to speak.
"How about you change your gender and marry your brother? It can be considered a marriage between Frost Giant and Asgard."
Loki: 6
His index and middle fingers pinched together.
Snap——
Being so close, Luke finally saw the starting point of time retrieval. Green light covered everything, and powerful time magic appeared in front of his eyes.
…
"Can you give me a hand?"
"no problem!"
(End of chapter)