Chapter 125 The small workshop is very fierce in cutting materials!
As a college student who is addicted to prostitution, sill would never have been able to spend money to watch an e-sports match before.
He had to think about buying a half-price discounted skin in LOL for a long time, so he could only squat in front of his roommate's computer and watch free live broadcasts together.
If you have that money, it would be good to leave it to your goddess to buy a cup of milk tea and some clothes. At least the other party can reply to you on WeChat to say thank you.
If nothing else happens, his life will continue so beautifully and peacefully, and then after the goddess graduates, they will join hands in getting married.
But everything changed drastically on June 9th.
The adopted son Fang Tian draws a halberd and stabs the adopted father (6)
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu's legacy: "I'm knocking, sons, look at what your father and I have drawn - (pictured) two tickets for the LPL regular season!"
Yun was furious: "You deserve to die. Just posting posts in Zhangmeng on weekdays actually allowed you to get tickets for nothing???"
There is no Diao Chan in the Three Kingdoms: "Ma Liudi, please disappear from the group immediately, @贝哥不名的欧尼chan, head of the room, can this person be kicked out of the group chat?"
Brother Bei is not called Oni-chan: "Don't be impatient. We can't envy the free tickets that people get by sacrificing their lives for many years (woohoo, I really don't envy you!)"
As the saying goes, what is the relationship between men? It is that they are afraid that their brothers will suffer, but they are also afraid that their brothers will drive a Land Rover.
Wei Wu Yifeng has a relatively difficult family situation in the dormitory. In his spare time, he works part-time online writing e-sports soft articles to earn living expenses. When encountering arrears of manuscript fees or emergencies, several roommates will still Take care of one or two, but now you tell them that they got LPL tickets for free?
My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't!
The most important thing is that there are six people in the dormitory, four of them are busy filling in information because of their homework, so they can't give him the ticket.
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wuyi Feng: "@Everyone, you just envy my luck, @三国的不狠男神(sill) Xiao Yuyu came to see it with me. Your photography skills are awesome. You will be greedy for them when you come back." ”
Sill immediately wanted to type a rejection. Today he had to go to the mall to queue up to buy the limited edition bag that the goddess wanted most.
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu's legacy: "Your goddess seems to be a fan of EDG and also bought tickets for today's game against TES..."
The most aloof male god of the Three Kingdoms: "Father!!!"
……
Two hours later, in the Main Square, under the flower bed not far from the ticket gate, Wei Wu Yifeng looked at his roommate who was wearing a mask of pain and drinking blood with his left hand and right hand, and was persuading him with great depression.
"No, buddy, be careful. It's hard to find a three-legged toad in this world, and there aren't many women with two legs."
"Look at you, you got the last free support gift from TES. At least half of my luck has been given to you."
Tian Lian could see that they were just looking for a reason to trick the brother who had always been a bitch in their dormitory to come out to watch a game and see if they could use the eternal truth that e-sports does not require women to cleanse this love brain's soul.
Who would have known...who would have known that the things that were just nonsense would actually come true.
At the ticket gate, I saw the foreign language goddess that Sill had always been thinking about, holding the hands of two men in line.
Yes, his eyes were right, the "goddess" was holding the hands of two men watching the game together, and she was wearing as cool a dress as possible in the summer.
When I saw the pool party of several LOL heroines, I felt ashamed.
"I'm a good boy, but the city people know how to play..."
After sighing, Sill became what he is now after seeing the true appearance of the goddess with his own eyes!
I really agree with that sentence. The road to your goddess is actually smooth. There are avenues and byways, and countless people have set foot on them. However, you have to be a warm man and a licking dog. There is no way, licking the dog itself is a continuous process. No one can touch the state of asking for something but not getting it, and the warm man has to queue behind the dog.
The car that you are reluctant to touch is stood up and pedaled by others...
"Hey...hehe..."
"Damn it, brother, don't scare me. Calm down. You can't be a Sigma man. If you can't continue the whole warm man quotation for me, it's fine. For example, maybe the relationship between the three of them is just a pure friendship?"< br>
"Pure?"
"A pure relationship between men and women, right?"
"Running together in the hotel, or hiking together in the middle of the night?" Sill stood up and sneered. "Okay, I'm not that fragile."
"That's good, that's good. Brother, your expression just now scared me to death."
"Let's go!"
"Let's go, where?"
"Check the tickets to watch the game. Otherwise, where can we go? Doesn't she support EDG? Then we are die-hard fans of TES today."
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu Yifeng's eyes lit up. After confirming that his brother's emotions were not fake, he breathed a sigh of relief and echoed, "Yes, yes, TES's ten-year-old fan came here uninvited!"
"Pfft...Brother Yang has only been out for four years since his debut. One year after TES was established, you have a lot of water content among ten-year-old fans."
While queuing, I seemed to overhear the conversation between the two. A long-haired girl standing in front turned around and joked.
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu Yifeng, who had never lost in theory or won in practice, saw a beautiful woman speaking. His face turned red and he couldn't stammer out a complete sentence.
"That... that... me... us!"
"We are really fans of TES."
Unexpectedly, Sill, who was still on NetEase Cloud a second ago, responded very naturally: "A ten-year fan is absolutely right!"
Pointing to the TES support item in his hand, Sill took out the battle logo and put it on his face, "The first year will be counted first, and I will pay back the loan in the next nine years!"
"Haha, you, I am also a fan of TES, so should I say, professional excavator player, the void does not count time, and a ten-year old fan?"
"It's not impossible!"
The two of them chatted more and more enthusiastically, and even after checking their tickets and finding that they were consecutively numbered seats next to each other, they decisively abandoned Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu Yifeng who was following them.
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu’s legacy:? ? ?
No, man, am I the clown who co-wrote it?
(Snowflakes ~ fluttering...)
……
In the boys' dormitory of Shanghai University of Finance and Economics.
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu Yifeng was sitting in front of the computer when the deadline was approaching, and the paper was flying from both hands!
"Done!"
After pressing the Enter key, the young man finally breathed a sigh of relief when the last word was typed into the word document.
Copy and paste, and as before, send it to Fang Tian Hua Ji Zhuan's adoptive father group first for the roommates to taste and appreciate.
Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu's legacy: "Fellow foster fathers, I don't know what you think after reading today's article "The TES team is happy to be a month old, and the e-sports competition is occasionally a magpie bridge on the Chinese Valentine's Day". Please give me some advice!"
Yun was furious: "In a small workshop, the materials are fierce!"
Brother Bei is not called Oni-chan: "The taste is too strong!"
"Do you really have no creative bottleneck? The e-sports scene is full of problems..."
“So humans cannot replace AI!”
"Hey, I've blown it before. Sometimes reality is more magical than fiction. It's not like you haven't seen a video of a dozen young couples in a stadium in a certain school during the day, openly in love."
"TES is a waste of talent if it doesn't ask you to be the head of the marketing department." Sill endured the physical and physiological discomfort after watching the other party's magical realism and outrageous Mary Sue "E-Sports Couple in Love". At the last moment when he fell asleep in bed, he emphasized: "For the guest appearance fee, I will bring food for two days. Thank you."
"Hey, I really plan to apply for the self-media operation planning of the TES team."
“I just don’t know if they will accept part-time jobs!”
Yun Danu:......
"I think you can watch the video just posted by Renren Club. Brother, I admit that the soft article you wrote is very good, but when it comes to the whole thing..."
“I can only say that I need to practice more!”
TES sent a video? What video?
Wei Wu Yifeng quickly took out his mobile phone from the junction between his crotch and the bench, and quickly clicked to find a certain gambling APP.
Sure enough, just as the roommate said, an update called the event preview was displayed at the top of the TES homepage.
The previous text is very normal, "The TES team will usher in the second match day of the LPL Summer Split!"
"June 11th! 16:00 sharp!"
"TES plays against WE, let's see you there."
However, just below the dynamic text, there is an unusual video.
wrong!
Something's wrong!
As a man who has undertaken all kinds of strange manuscript writing tasks on the Internet, Wei Wu Yifeng quickly realized that the TES club seemed to have a big job.
Number of clicks: 161,800!
Comments: 960!
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
Without rushing to click on the video, Wei Wu Yifeng noticed the unusual comment data on the TES official blog at first glance.
Whose official blog posted a game preview two hours ago and received tens of thousands of views and nearly a thousand comments?
Click on the comment area.
The usual front row, sofa eating, and peanut beer eight-treasure porridge are all gone.
If he hadn't been so clear-headed, Wei Wu Yifeng would have thought he had arrived at some big goose production base when he saw the TES comment section for the first time.
【Goose! Goose! 】
【Goose! Goose! Goose! 】
[I can’t do it anymore, oh help, I almost died laughing in this video. 】
[Bad news: We posted posts complaining about TES on Tieba, and it seems like they really know how to read them. 】
[Good news: They actually still have a listener! 】
[Just because the Ninja World War becomes a reality, I won’t call you the marketing team from now on. 】
【marketing? This is obviously a huge amount of traffic. Youhuo, they are really good at it. Other LPLs should learn from it. 】
[TES, you recruited them from the ground up, where did you recruit the geniuses and planners! 】
ha?
What, the Great Ninja War has come true?
Team Tobo takes the lead in reorganizing?
At this moment, Wei Wu Yifeng felt that the little question mark above his head suddenly had many friends.
He decisively left the comment area and clicked on the video. He really wanted to see how powerful his genius planning could be in getting several roommates to urge him to practice more.
【High energy in the front row! 】
[Run quickly, your life will be in danger in the next five minutes! 】
[Come on, let’s ask the most classic question. 】
【How many floors does a bag of rice need to be carried?】
[Official jokes are the most deadly! 】
Soon, Wei Wu Yifeng finally saw the scene that made the player laugh like a goose.
As the video begins, the camera cuts to a high-angle shot.
Looking down from the sky, we can see a huge gathering place of people.
Uh--Konoha Village!
Wei Wu Yifeng quickly found the answer to the question based on the first frame of the video and the painting style and architecture in it.
After focusing on the ground for two seconds, the camera suddenly changed and came to a scene at the entrance to the Konoha Village in who knows which episode of "Naruto".
"Poof..."
"Great!"
In the picture, a scene that made people burst into laughter appeared. The original village sign with the characters Konoha was replaced.
A string of text "WE E-Sports Club" was suddenly replaced.
Then, another shot flashed.
This time it was a towering tree, and the twisted face in the middle of the tree was TES...
"I don't understand why everyone is discussing that we, TES, are the newly promoted team of the LPL, and WE are the champions of the LPL Spring Split. It seems that today's game is destined to be a disaster for us!"
The face of TES assistant coach 694 suddenly appeared on the body of an anime character wearing a red cloud and black robe, and the lines spoken by the players were familiar jokes.
【Goodbye, chief executive! 】
【The advantage is mine! 】
[The realm of Bobo Chicken is right in front of you! (Dog head)]
694's line continues, "Four years ago, Brother Yang graduated from Shanghai University of Science and Technology and joined e-sports, and WE e-sports began to stabilize..."
"Our TES team is all very capable. We just defeated EDG, which is known as invincible in team battles!"
"Today I believe that the same is true when facing WE. As long as we cooperate sincerely and don't think about being a lone wolf, victory will eventually belong to us."
“TES cowhide!”
"Let's fight as a team and be invincible!"
"Hey, what are you going to eat tonight?"
The spoof of the video is that each of the other five contestants selected a headshot with a funny expression that was accidentally taken in daily life and embedded it on the body of an Akatsuki member.
【Too many elements can cause discomfort! 】
[Okay, okay, perfect linkage, right? Let’s take the initiative to join forces with the Akatsuki organization. 】
[I just want to know where Lin Pein’s picture is? 】
[Coming, coming, Master Guang transforms into Lin Pein, Shinra Tianzheng destroys WE! 】
[Actually, I would rather see Sasi fight Naluduo (funny)]
Wei Wu Yifeng could basically guess the rest of the whole activity.
Put the head of the light leader on Pain's head, and hit the Konoha Village, which symbolizes WE, with a tornado to destroy the parking lot!
It means today's event preview, TES will crush WE.
In terms of the level of coordination alone, it's not too outrageous, but considering that a person who is already a club owner can personally go off and make jokes, this video has a very exaggerated bonus.
You know, if you win, you will brag, if you lose, you will brag!
This is a daily repertoire of e-sports. If you make harsh remarks before the game and lose, everyone in Tieba will be promoted to level three. Like now, with the team boss taking the lead in starting a team, I can’t even imagine what kind of rhythm it will play if they lose to WE. .
However, for a club like TES that not only peeks into Tieba and makes fun of it, but also takes the initiative to turn it into reality. As the first TES to try something new, it is certain that the audience will be very fond of it.
(End of chapter)