Chapter 597 What you say in cross talk is worse than a pig
Speaking of which, like Xu Xiyu, who went through a series of big turmoils and finally selected the remaining teams, the work efficiency is really good.
It only took less than three days to test the process and create the first cross talk "I Want to Make a Movie".
After hearing this, Xu Xiyu was quite satisfied.
With this first cross talk, the process has been smoothed out, and it will be much faster to do it later. According to Yu Yuyu, before, I did one in three days, but now I can do two in a day.
Even if we find another group of people, we can do three in one day.
However, Xu Xiyu only wrote 10 in total, and his previous plan was to only release 5, but there was no need to do it so fast.
"Take your time, let's finish 10 at once this time, and then release 3 first, then continue to update 2 to maintain and increase the popularity, and keep 5 for emergencies.
Then we can start the second wave of promotion for "Journey to the West: Post-Sequel". This game is one of the most important tasks at the moment. ”
"Besides "I Want to Make a Movie," which three will be released first?" Yu Yuyu asked curiously.
"'Old Age' and 'Giving Wife and Son'." Xu Xiyu said without any hesitation.
The reason why these two works are included is, first of all, because compared to "I Want to Make a Movie", these two works are more mature and of higher quality. It can even be said to be a level higher. They are classic works that can be passed down. .
"I Want to Make a Movie" is very good, and it satirizes Guo Jinwei enough, but it is not enough to suppress the second-generation actors of Ji Xiangshe. It can be done with "Old Old Man" and "Senior Wife and Son".
Secondly, anyone who knows anything knows that "Lao Lao Lao Lao" is meant to be listened to with the characters. Dou Ke plays a braggart, and the whole cross talk is about this person bragging about "Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao".
Xu Xiyu wants to use "Old Old Man" to satirize people like Zang Qingdong who like to rely on their old age and show off their old age. They don't understand anything and insist on talking nonsense based on their own understanding.
Of course, there are many crosstalks like this model, such as "Selling Tickets" and "I Am a Literary Man".
But the title "Old Age" is more straightforward.
As for "Giving a Wife and a Son", this cross talk is about friendship.
The summary is just one sentence: "Brother entrusted his wife to me when he went out. I am a sentimental person, so naturally I have to take good care of my brother's wife. So, after my brother went away for 10 years, his eldest son was 8 years old and the younger son was 2 years old when he came back."
I chose this paragraph to satirize the relationship between Jixiang Society's personnel. They are masters and brothers on the surface, but they are double-dealing behind the scenes.
Just these three crosstalks, "I Want to Make a Movie" can be understood by all netizens.
"Old Age" and "Senior Wife and Son" probably need to be touched, but those who speak cross talk or understand cross talk will definitely be able to understand what Xu Xiyu is doing.
Similarly, those who understand cross talk will definitely be able to see how excellent Xu Xiyu's "copied" works are.
Thinking of this, Xu Xiyu said to Yu Yuyu: "Tell them to speed up the progress. It is best to finish these three paragraphs tomorrow."
"Hey." Yu Yuyu responded.
On the other side, everyone in Jixiang Society watched as the past few days passed. Apart from the verbal criticism and ridicule from netizens, Xu Xiyu himself did not make any movement.
This situation gave all of them an illusion. That's because Xu Xiyu really didn't dare to speak rudely or do anything to such an old artist in his 90s.
Think about it, he is over 90 years old and the law cannot punish him, so what can Xu Xiyu do?
After having this idea, Guo Jinwei came up with the idea of grabbing Zang Qingdong's big umbrella to protect himself from the rain for a few more years.
Coincidentally, Li Xiangrui and other disciples who participated in the yacht, who had been restricted from performing, also raised the idea of pulling the banner of Zang Qingdong to seek a chance for a comeback for themselves.
It can only be said that what kind of master teaches what kind of apprentice, this group of masters and apprentices pondered over it. One day later, they all went to Zang Qingdong's house in the evening with a very tacit understanding.
Good guy, Guo Jinwei originally brought two other apprentices here, and Li Xiangrui has six more people here. In addition, there are several guests from the cross talk industry at Zang Qingdong's house today.
The whole house is full, even more lively than the Chinese New Year.
Zang Qingdong was naturally very happy about this scene. He liked to see a bunch of juniors coming over to compliment him and surround him.
However, Zang Qingdong's son and grandson were very disgusted with Guo Jinwei's group coming over, but they couldn't say anything because of their face.
They didn't say anything, but these "guests" kept talking.
Every word you said to me made Zang Qingdong blush, and he put on airs unconsciously.
I saw him sitting in a wheelchair and said: "Actually, I only heard from Zhixing and the others two days ago that Xu Xiyu is a member of Mr. Hu Jinghui.
What is the relationship between Mr. Hu, my brother, and my senior brother Shi? With this kind of relationship, when I come forward, he will definitely give me face.
Just two days ago, I asked Zhixing and his father to take a trip. What was the result? After Mr. Hu lectured him, Xu Xiyu became more honest now, right? ”
As soon as these words came out, Guo Jinwei and others present were startled. Did they really not expect that there was this level?
When Zang Zhixing and his father heard this, their expressions suddenly changed.
What the hell are you doing to save face?
Mr. Hu didn’t give me any face at all!
Mr. Hu's original words were, "Xi Yu is the helmsman of our families. Once I retire, I will have to obey him on all matters, big and small. There is no point in asking me. Also, go back and tell your grandpa not to talk nonsense in the future." .”
Didn’t I tell you these words exactly as they are?
Why is it now in your mouth that Mr. Cheng Hu is lecturing Xu Xiyu?
But Zang Qingdong was very interested in bragging at this time and didn't care about this at all.
Then he started to talk to everyone about something like "In the past, there was no reason to talk back when the elders taught you", and something like "It is your honor for your elders to teach you and it is for your own good" and so on.
Although the words were not mentioned by name, they were still directed at Xu Xiyu.
This scene was captured on video by a young fellow guest on his mobile phone and posted on Soyin.
The title is [Gathering at Master’s house today, I will keep Master’s words of wisdom in mind], and it also has the topics #honoringteacherzhongdao# and # Elders’ Teaching#.
To be honest, this colleague originally just wanted to record his life, or in other words, he wanted to show his connections in the folk art world through this video. After all, there is Guo Jinwei today.
But, at this time, the public opinion between Zang Qingdong, Ji Xiangshe and Xu Xiyu has not subsided yet. Now this video pops up.
Not to mention Xu Xiyu's fans, even ordinary netizens think this is a naked provocation.
For a time, the comment section and popularity exploded.
[After you have confused right and wrong, you are unrepentant and still post a video here to celebrate. What on earth do you want to do? 】
[It’s really shameless to rely on your old age and sell your old age, right? Xu Xiyu didn't respond to you because you are older, not because you are right. Why aren't you finished yet? The elders are lecturing, who are you, the elder? ! 】
[@Xu Xiyu, you can tolerate this, it’s not like your character]
[@Xu Xiyu, what are you doing? Where is the fearless Ah Dan I know? 】
[Okay, stop being angry. Ah Dan shouldn’t have responded in the first place. Netizens have already judged this matter. You don’t know how damaging Ah Dan’s mouth is. If the old man is angry to death, who’s to blame? ? 】
Netizens were excited. @XuXiyu posted messages one after another, and related topics began to climb up the hot list.
Xu Xiyu, who was having dinner at Hu Ningwei's house, naturally saw several related videos after receiving the notification from Shan Xinbao.
After reading it, he only felt that his outlook on life had been impacted. He turned the screen of his phone to Hu Ningwei and said, "Tell me, do these crosstalk talkers hope that this old man will die?"
"Tsk~~" As soon as these words came out, Hu Ningwei burst into laughter.
When Mr. Hu, who was having a small meal across from him, heard this, he frowned and asked curiously, "What's wrong?" "It's that Zang Qingdong..." Xu Xiyu simply explained the matter to the old man.
When the old man heard this, he nodded and took two bites of vegetables without saying anything else.
Suddenly he slapped his chopsticks on the table with a "pop" sound and said angrily: "It's endless. It's really shameless. You are older than me. You have to live like a dog, right?"
After saying that, he said to Xu Xiyu: "Don't worry about this matter. I will arrange for someone to ask him what he wants to do!"
"Don't be angry. Weiwei and I are busy. It's rare that we have time to sit here and eat. Don't let people like this spoil our mood. I've arranged everything. Don't worry about it. Let's eat." Xu Xiyu said and sent Shan Xinbao a message. message.
On the other side, Zang Qingdong was still playing, and he said to Guo Jinwei: "Jin Wei, you and your disciples are all good boys.
I also learned about what happened before, and I know that you did have some misunderstandings with Xu Xiyu, but it doesn't matter. According to the Hu family, he is actually a serious junior of mine.
As for you, you are all juniors in my cross talk sect, which means that you and Xu Xiyu are both my juniors, and we are all a family. Since we are a family, what unsolvable misunderstandings are there?
In this way, I will call him to my house another day, and you will come too. When the time comes, I will ask him to apologize to you first, and you will also apologize to him, shake hands and make peace, and then these things will be over. Do you think that's OK? ”
As soon as he said this, Guo Jinwei held Zang Qingdong's hand and said: "Master, this is great. I didn't expect that you have this..."
Please...you...collect 6...9...books...!
Before he finished speaking, Zang Zhixing next to him suddenly exclaimed: "Who is it! What bastard posted the video online?!"
Such a sudden voice shocked everyone present.
Before he could ask, Zang Zhixing rushed to someone and cursed: "Wang, I'll fuck you, did you do this on purpose? Do you think we didn't offend Xu Xiyu hard enough? Gong Huo is Right? ”
"Zhixing! What are you talking about? Why are you scolding people so well? How did I teach you normally?!"
Listening to his grandfather's roar, Zang Zhixing could no longer care about his face and said to Zang Qingdong: "Grandpa, stop bragging. You even called Xu Xiyu over to apologize to Guo Jinwei. How shameless do you have it? How shameless is Guo Jinwei?
My dad and I begged my grandpa and grandma to go to Mr. Hu. Mr. Hu said that his whole family must listen to Xu Xiyu. How come you are here and you keep talking nonsense? ”
As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell silent, and Zang Qingdong's face turned red visibly. He turned to Zang Zhixing's father and cursed: "Is this the good son you trained?"
"What's wrong with me? I'm no better than these filthy people. I came here to make you happy and let you come forward to fight Xu Xiyu in the ring. Xu Xiyu has already tolerated us once and is going to provoke him today.
Well now, Renfa Weibo responded. Not only did they respond, they also asked Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie to talk about cross talk! What does the sand pig combination mean? It means that dealing with us is as easy as killing a pig! ”
Good guy, after hearing this, everyone who was already a little confused became even more confused.
After a while, Guo Jinwei said nonchalantly: "Zhixing, what... why did you find Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie to have a cross talk?"
"You can see for yourself!" Zang Zhixing was completely embarrassed. Originally, the matter between Jixiangshe and Xu Xiyu had nothing to do with him, but now that he was involved, he didn't know how to end it.
Guo Jinwei was very unhappy with Zang Zhixing's attitude, but now was not the time to pay attention to this. The apprentice next to him had already started searching on his mobile phone and handed the relevant news to him.
I saw Xu Xiyu updated an update on the screen.
[@国金伟@觧青东, I’m sorry, it’s me who is on the line. Although I am not a crosstalk practitioner, I should also stick to the crosstalk tradition of “there is no big or small thing on stage, and rules are set off the stage”.
I shouldn’t be unable to make jokes, and I shouldn’t lose my temper because of such trivial things as you scolding me, reporting me, and slandering me online. Even if I haven’t said anything, it’s wrong for me to be angry in my heart, and it needs to be corrected. of.
For this reason, after deep introspection as a "pure amateur in cross talk", I wrote several works that are particularly amateurish, and found two special characters to perform them, intending to make my own contribution to the cross talk industry.
I hope that all the masters and talents in the cross talk world will forgive me and let me go after seeing my sincere attitude of admitting my mistakes, okay?
I'm really busy, really. 】
Good guy, this Weibo made the veins on Guo Jinwei's forehead start beating instantly.
I have long heard that Xu Xiyu can be eccentric. The last time "Super Family" was screened, I had already seen it once. It was Xu Xiyu who posted a Weibo saying "As expected of a master, the change is so funny".
Saw it again this time.
The three video links below on Weibo made Guo Jinwei blush even more, because the title of the link above said ["I want to make a movie"; Performer: Zhu Bajie/Sha Wujing; Creator: Xu Xiyu]< br>
Those who have watched this cross talk should know that the content of this cross talk is what happened when Yu Qian was looking for investors to make a movie.
The movie I made was called "Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some of them are fucking maggots."
Just the name of this cross talk, the title of the movie in the content, and the pair of performers Zhu Bajie Sha Monk, the three of them are superimposed, and the irony is already full.
At this time, everyone in the room is watching this content.
Therefore, the sounds of cross talk soon began to appear one after another on different mobile phones.
The overlapping sounds of so many mobile phones were so noisy that it made people's blood pressure soar. Guo Jinwei couldn't help but angrily yelled: "Stop making noise, I can't use the phone in my hand."
This voice made other people turn off their mobile phones instantly. In the room, the only sound left was everyone's breathing and the crosstalk sound of the mobile phone in Guo Jinwei's hand.
Again, Guo Jinwei has problems everywhere, except his cross talk skills. If your level is high, your appreciation level will naturally be high.
At this level of appreciation, the more Guo Jinwei listened, the more uncomfortable he became, and the more he listened, the less pleasant it became. He found that he had so many apprentices and wrote so many works, but none of them seemed to be as good as Xu Xiyu's.
He didn't want to listen anymore. He couldn't listen to the cross talk "I Want to Make a Movie" after listening to it halfway.
After all, this was a cross talk used to satirize him, especially the second senior brother's line "Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some of them are fucking maggots" made Guo Jinwei instantly popular.
This is too dirty a curse!
He felt that the evil disciples present might be secretly having fun when they heard this cross talk.
This is also true. These scoundrels are indeed enjoying themselves. The irony is so obvious that they have ignored the issue of quality and are filled with gloating about their misfortune.
However, they soon stopped gloating about their misfortune.
Because Guo Jinwei clicked on "Old Age" again.
Again, the people present were all experts in cross talk, and their appreciation of cross talk was higher than that of ordinary audiences.
Therefore, after listening to it for more than ten minutes, Guo Jinwei, who was already popular, is still in Hongwen.
As for the others, they were no longer Hong Wen, but frightened! A notebook written by a layman is better than all the works created by a person who has studied for more than ten or twenty years.
Is this okay? !
How could this happen?
"Is this really written by Xu Xiyu?"
"I don't believe it. This is impossible. He is a layman, how can it be possible?"
"Old old man, old old man, is this a traditional cross talk somewhere that was translated by Xu Xiyu?"
"Impossible, really impossible."
Just when everyone was denying it in horror, a barrage floated above the video, and they finally couldn't help but curse.
The barrage was written like this: [After hearing this, why do I feel that the level of cross talk among those in Jixiang Society is worse than that of a pig? 】
(End of chapter)