Chapter 479 Bamboo Prison Break
After just one glance, Bamboo continued to eat bamboo shoots.
In fact, it is not very interested in bamboo shoots. It eats meat every day, so it is more of a carnivore than an omnivore.
It is a wild panda after all, and bamboo has its own recipe. Food like rice dumplings from Beidong can be eaten with bamboo, but I would definitely not eat more of it.
As for the bamboo shoots, it was Luo Hao who made him eat them. After all, bamboo is the mascot of the Ice and Snow Festival, so it is definitely not good to hold and chew raw meat.
Wang Jiani rubbed Bamboo's head and watched the Siberian tiger gradually disappear from sight.
I don’t know why, but Siberian tigers seem a bit fierce.
Forget it, I have no chance to rua it anyway.
Wang Jiani remembered that Luo Hao said that there was a Siberian tiger wandering in the septic tank, which made her associate it with the Siberian tiger when she saw it, and she could even smell it.
Picked up the phone and left a message for Luo Hao.
Smiling and chatting with Luo Hao, time flew by quickly. Although Luo Hao didn't reply quickly and only took the time to reply, Wang Jiani didn't care.
Simple, easy, and good.
After get off work, Da Nizi said goodbye to Zhuzi and Dahei.
The red-crowned crane was in another cage and wanted to break out. Da Nizi walked over and patted its head to express comfort.
After a few days in Hajing, the red-crowned crane has lost its previous flying and domineering appearance, and even its feathers are missing a lot.
Every time it becomes arrogant and domineering, the bamboo will grab its mouth and swing it around, then smash it to the ground, causing dust to fly.
The bamboo has weight in its hand, and the red-crowned crane was not injured, but it looked more and more like a pheasant that had lost its feathers.
The little guy is so pitiful. Wang Jiani rued the red-crowned crane, went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and went home to cook.
Luo Hao went home for dinner today, and Wang Jiani felt like it was Chinese New Year.
Dogs are simply too busy. No wonder some people once said that finding a doctor as a boyfriend is not good at all. He knows where he is, but he just won't go home.
I bought a catfish, some eggplants, and some fresh vegetables, and Wang Jiani took them home.
After arriving home, Wang Jiani started to clean up and prepare to cook.
The door was opened and Luo Hao's voice came in, "I'm back."
"Wash your hands and come in to help."
"Coming."
Luo Hao walked into the kitchen with a smile on his face, and he seemed to be in a good mood.
"Is the scientific research going well?" Wang Jiani asked.
"It's not bad. At least the boss is very satisfied. The blood pressure is high and everyone is confused." Luo Hao said with a smile, "When the boss comes again in the future, Chen Yong has to do the math and find an auspicious day."
"Do you, a scientific researcher, believe this?" Wang Jiani found it hard to believe.
"From liberation to now, everyone believes it. If the middle class doesn't believe it, it's because they have been brainwashed."
"Tsk, what kind of brainwashing is that? It's really ugly."
"Do you know why the police number is 110 and the emergency number is 120?"
"Why? The United States seems to be 911."
"Luban ruler, Feng Shui community added eight characters to measure the good and bad luck of the house, and called it the door meter ruler." Luo Hao explained.
"Ah? Is there such a thing?" Wang Jiani was startled.
"Then why is the logo on our 120 ambulance not a medicinal gourd? How wonderful it is to hang a pot to help the world." Wang Jiani asked.
"Because we have lost since 1840, we have to use the symbols of foreigners who have seen ghosts. Snake coiled swords, anything." Luo Hao felt a little regretful, but then he smiled, "It's okay, a gentleman's hatred, ten The world can still be repaid.”
"Hahaha, why do I think you are being led astray by Chen Yong now? You were not so extreme before." Wang Jiani asked with a smile.
"No? I've always been like this." Luo Hao brought the topic back, "Chang'e... on what day did she go to the moon?"
"No. 6."
"The launch time and the time for collecting lunar soil are both auspicious days." Luo Hao said, "So, when the boss comes back in the future, he must find an auspicious day. But, if you are petting a cat, the time may be a bit inconvenient."
Luo Hao began to talk about his troubles.
Wang Jiani just listened with a smile and occasionally said a few words casually.
Catfish stewed with eggplant, the pot was bubbling and the aroma was already overflowing.
"I cooked the rice a little harder, so I can eat it with the soup."
"Hey."
Luo Hao already had saliva in his mouth, and it must be said that Da Nizi knew what he liked.
"The bamboo is obedient now. It stays in the panda house every day without doing anything or making trouble. It makes me feel a little sad for being so sensible. When the Ice and Snow Festival is over, I'd better hurry up and put the bamboo back in the Qinling Mountains."
Wang Jiani suggested.
Is bamboo obedient and sensible?
Why doesn't Luo Hao believe it so much?
According to the principle of keeping pets according to who they are, Luo Haocai didn't believe that Bamboo would be obedient. Although I got into trouble a lot when I was a child, most adults didn't even know about it.
Using yourself to save others, Luo Hao felt that bamboo must be the same way.
"The Ice and Snow Festival is over, and so is the New Year. Let's send the bamboo back then. When we come back, it will be half the year again, and it will be the Ice and Snow Festival next year. How is the Bamboo Festival?"
"It's good. The little guy is clingy. I will follow him wherever he goes." Wang Jiani said about Zhuda, with a smile on her face. The little boy's hair was dangled, and she was extremely proud.
It's good. Seeing Wang Jiani happy, Luo Hao is also happy himself.
"Luo Hao, do you think I need to improve my academic qualifications?" Wang Jiani asked.
"Why improve your academic qualifications?" Luo Hao was a little confused.
"If I go to Beidong in the future and they say I have low academic qualifications, will it cause trouble for you?" Wang Jiani was a little worried.
"No, if you dare to say anything, I will hack into the Xiehe system and block them all. In the future, my Xiehe will not accept medical treatment." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Don't make trouble."
"You are anxious about academic qualifications. Live a good life and don't be anxious about this or that. Let me tell you what it is like to be a graduate student."
"What's going on?"
"Graduate students and doctoral students are like going to the bathroom."
"Pfft~" Wang Jiani laughed.
Although she knew Luo Hao was joking, her anxiety was slightly relieved after seeing Luo Hao's attitude.
"It's true, everyone needs paper. Without paper, you can't get out."
"Generally, you cannot use paper that has been used by others because it will leave stains."
"It will be very painful if you can't get out. But once you get out, you will feel relieved. One is a defense, and the other is a piece of shit."
"Hahahaha."
Wang Jiani's little hairy smile flickered.
"It doesn't make any sense. Are you going to veterinary medicine? A certificate in clinical medicine cannot pass the veterinary examination. I do have a veterinary certificate, and I can recruit graduate students with a little effort, but it doesn't make sense after thinking about it.
What's more, in the future, it will be true that someone from Luo also married his own student. This is easy to say or not. ”
"Take good care of Zhuda and Zhuer. They are still small, so it is a good thing for them to cling to you. By the way, don't trust bamboo. Its cleverness is all pretend, maybe..."
Luo Hao was talking nonstop.
Wang Jiani's cell phone rang, interrupting Luo Hao's words.
"Ah?" Wang Jiani answered the phone. What was said on the other side? Wang Jiani's expression suddenly changed.
Turning off the fire, doing a rough inspection, opening the window, Wang Jiani took off her apron and said, "Luo Hao, you happen to be here, let's go together."
"What's wrong?"
Luo Hao smelled the aroma in the room vigorously.
Catfish stewed with eggplant, if you go to work for a while, won't it be cold when you come back?
"The bamboo has escaped from prison."
Gan!
Luo Hao cursed in his heart. Sure enough, he knew that Zhuzi was holding back a lot of bad water.
"In the zoo, haven't escaped yet."
"Huh?" Luo Hao was confused.
With Ha Dong's security conditions, Zhuzi would have no difficulty getting out. He said he didn't escape, either because the surveillance camera didn't see him, or because Bamboo was sabotaging him.
Shit!
Luo Hao cursed in his heart.
After changing clothes and going out, Luo Hao took a deep breath of the aroma in the room before going out.
well.
Just say you can’t feed living things and worry about it.
Bamboo is an exception, emmm, and so is Dahei.
From now on, I won't even let myself live even if I have a mouthful of food. When I catch the bamboo, I'll slap it hard on the butt.
Fortunately, Wang Jiani's rental house was relatively close to Ha Dong, so Luo Hao pulled Wang Jiani and trotted over.
After entering the door, Luo Hao looked around and saw that everything was quiet and there was nothing unusual.
"What's going on?" Luo Hao asked.
"Professor Luo, you're here too, just in time!" the security guard said quickly. "I was patrolling and found that the bamboo was missing. I looked for the video surveillance. It opened the door by itself and then smashed the surveillance cameras. It seems that he left with Dahei. And the red-crowned crane.”
"..."
"..."
Luo Hao was born with evil in his heart.
Bamboo is simply too much. He escaped from prison and escaped from prison, and even dragged his family with him.
"Where did the surveillance camera hit?" Luo Hao asked in a deep voice.
Wang Jiani felt that Luo Hao was getting angry. She held Luo Hao's hand tightly and gently scratched Luo Hao's palm with her nails.
But Luo Hao remained unmoved and looked directly at the security guard.
"Just smashed the surrounding area." The security captain was also helpless. The bamboo seemed to be psychic and knew which surveillance camera could see it.
"Have you seen other animals?"
"Ah?" Several security guards were stunned. Other animals?
Could it be that Zhuzi is out to seek revenge?
I have been working as a security guard in a zoo for many years, and I have never heard of animals in the zoo fighting in groups.
"Professor Luo, this..."
"Is there a map? Take me to see the surveillance."
Luo Hao didn't search randomly, and went to the security room with the security personnel to check the surveillance system first.
In the surveillance video, Zhuzi was wearing the armor customized by Luo Hao, carrying a long bamboo pole in his hand, followed by Dahei, and red-crowned cranes flying in the sky.
Looking at that posture, it's like a tyrant!
Luo Hao looked at the bamboo in the surveillance video fiercely, wondering what he was going to do when he went out in the dark.
Bamboo seemed to know the surveillance camera. He walked toward the surveillance camera from a distance. When he picked up the bamboo pole in his hand, the screen went black.
In the last frame, Luo Hao could vaguely see the corners of Zhuzi's lips curling up, as if he was laughing at the video surveillance and the people behind it. After a round, Luo Hao finalized a few points. At this time, Wang Jiani suddenly remembered something, took Luo Hao's hand and whispered, "The new Siberian tiger that arrived this afternoon said he was going to Central Street."
"What happened next?"
Luo Hao set his sights on the location of the Siberian tiger on the map.
The surrounding surveillance cameras were smashed with bamboo poles, and the center was where the Siberian tiger lived.
"Are any of you here?"
"No, just a few people keeping watch. Everyone spread out to look for Zhuzi and Dahei." The security captain said sarcastically, "Usually Dahei stays vigil at night, and it follows Zhuzhu. We...we..."
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"Let's go and have a look." Luo Hao didn't blame the security guards. How could they be so cunning as to play with bamboo.
Including force, Zhuzi used a crushing attitude towards this group of security guards.
If you don't use guns, a dozen security guards are not enough bamboo to crush a bear.
After leaving the security room, Luo Hao's expression was no longer so serious, and there was still a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Luo Hao, is Bamboo going to settle accounts with the Siberian tiger at night to help me vent my anger because the Siberian tiger roared at me?" Wang Jiani asked in a low voice.
Please...you...collect 6...9...books...!
"It should be." Luo Hao smiled, very happy.
Bamboo is okay, but it has its reasons for getting into trouble.
It doesn't matter if you smash a few broken surveillance cameras. You can buy a bunch of them online for 200 yuan.
"Professor Luo, are you feeling unwell?" The security guard was very anxious and hurried over, but Luo Hao's steps were very slow.
"I ran here just now. I'm tired and can't walk anymore." Luo Hao simply sat down and took out a cigarette, "Brothers, have a smoke."
The security captain was stunned. He looked at Luo Hao anxiously, "Professor Luo, how can we be in the mood? I don't know how much trouble the bamboos will cause if they escape from prison. They are national treasures, and we don't dare to take action."
The more he spoke, the softer his voice became. It seemed that he wanted to ask Ha Dong's leader for instructions on what to do.
"Don't worry, it's okay." Luo Hao handed over the cigarette with a smile, "After smoking, I will take you to find the bamboo. Don't worry, if anything happens, if there is any trouble, it will be counted on the project team."
The security guard knew that there was a big project behind Zhuzi, involving the wild reproduction of giant pandas.
Professor Luo Haolo is the leader of the project.
"Don't worry, I'll be with you if anything happens, right?" Luo Hao held a cigarette in his hand, hanging in the air, "Have a cigarette and I'll find the bamboo. Some time ago, a giant panda escaped from prison in Suzhou, and thousands of people were looking for it. Did you know that they used helicopters to drop apples after a week?”
"I know, I know."
"I went looking for it. Others couldn't find it. I got it right. The record can be checked. If you know anyone, you can ask the one in Gusu."
With examples and unambiguous words, the security guards were no longer so nervous and took the cigarettes handed over by Luo Hao and lit them.
There was a roar in the distance, and the security captain looked a little ugly.
"Sit down and finish smoking before leaving." Luo Hao still had a smile on his face, but his tone was hard and he could not refuse.
"Ah?!" The security captain now even began to suspect that the initiator of all this was Professor Luo in front of him.
What on earth is he going to do?
"Don't worry, it's normal for children to fight and fight. The red-crowned crane's lower beak was broken. When he came to the provincial capital, I installed an alloy lower beak for it. As a result, it was victorious when it came back and beat the other red-crowned cranes. Nothing to eat.”
"What happened next?" someone asked.
Luo Hao started gossiping about treating red-crowned cranes for intestinal obstruction.
Then there is the big matai wandering in the septic tank, gossip one after another.
It didn't take long for him to smoke a cigarette. The security captain finished it in a hurry and said, "Professor Luo, let's go."
The roars in the distance became more and more shrill, and Luo Hao's smile became brighter.
"Let's go." Luo Hao stood up and his right leg suddenly flashed, "Da Nizi, help me."
"Luo Hao, what's wrong with you?"
"It seemed like my ankle was sprained when I ran over just now." Luo Hao said without changing his expression.
The security captain almost swallowed the cigarette butt in his mouth.
This Professor Luo has no intention of being a teacher at all, and he doesn't even blush when he lies. Did he sprain his foot? This is obviously to delay the bamboo.
"Professor Luo!"
"Why don't you go first? I'll be slow." Luo Hao slowly put his arm on Wang Jiani's shoulders and jumped towards the place where the wailing sound came from. "But be careful, bamboo is nothing." Such a docile beast, it almost killed all the jackals in the Qinling Mountains eight hundred miles away.”
"..."
Threat, unabashed threat!
"The jackals in the Qinling Mountains will all be killed and turned into protected animals. Their combat power... is actually just that. There is no creature with stronger combat power in the Qinling Mountains. Bamboo is the ceiling of combat power. But I guess on the East African prairie, bamboo also has combat power. Ceiling.”
The security guard who was originally in a hurry suddenly stopped.
Giant pandas are protected animals. If you hurt one yourself, you will be sentenced to at least ten years in prison.
But if the giant panda hurts himself, he will probably get a little pension.
Earning 3,000 yuan a month, why are you working so hard?
Professor Luo from other people’s project teams was patting his chest and promising that everything would be fine. If he didn’t know what was interesting, it would be boring.
The security captain cast a pitiful look and begged Luo Hao silently.
"Don't worry, it'll be fine." Luo Hao smiled, "Don't worry, Bamboo is sensible."
sensible? Can Shishishi escape from prison with Dahei and the red-crowned crane?
They have almost turned into a moving evil force.
But no one dared to say this.
Except for Dahei, both of them are protected animals and their levels are extremely high. Not to mention the injuries or loss of hair, the director of the garden could fire him.
As for Dahei, the half-faced Dahei is actually the most vicious, especially after the security guards knew about Dahei, they all regarded him as a buddy.
Although his brother Hei's protection level is not high, he is the best among the security guards.
"How did you find out at night?" Luo Hao jumped forward and chatted about home affairs.
"Professor Luo, when we have dinner in the evening, we usually drink some wine together."
"Huh?!" Luo Hao paused, "Dahei drinks?"
"Lao Baigan, you can only drink three taels or less." A security guard said with a smile, "My brother Hei is not an ordinary dog."
"You're the only one who talks too much!" the security captain scolded, "Professor Luo, Brother Hei is so good at this. Let's leave a place for him at dinner in the evening. He can drink wine and eat some meat. He likes to eat roast chicken outside the road."
Luo Hao smiled and had a great impression of the security guards.
"Leave the chicken legs to Brother Hei. He will wander around after eating. Nothing has happened in the past few months." The security captain was a little embarrassed.
"What about today?"
"Brother Hei barked twice while eating today, as if he was telling us something, and then he went out by himself."
"You didn't chase me?"
"We estimated that it was going to the toilet, so we didn't chase it. After a while, we discovered that Bamboo had run away from the panda house. When we recalled, we found out that it was the video surveillance that Brother Hei had shut down. We were just drinking and didn't pay attention. ”
Luo Hao took a deep breath.
It turns out that when he was away, Dahei and the security guard became close friends.
Moreover, they will turn off the video, smash the surveillance cameras, and form gangs to seek revenge against the Siberian tiger.
Luo Hao felt a headache when he thought about the problem of who should be rescued first if Zhuzi and Dahei fell into the water at the same time.
But when he thought about the purpose, Luo Hao felt that there was nothing wrong.
What kind of dog is the Siberian tiger? If you dare to yell at Da Nizi, you will rebel against it.
The closer we got, the louder the roar became.
The security captain was a little panicked, but the smile on Luo Hao's face did not change at all.
"Luo Hao, what is it roaring for? Is it fighting?"
"I'm begging for mercy." Luo Hao said.
"Begging for mercy?"
"It can't beat bamboo. Bamboo has no rival in the Qinling Mountains. After its combat power is increased by armor, it seems that its only natural enemies are humans."
In the distance, you can already see the cage of the Guan Siberian tiger.
The red-crowned crane squatted on top of the cage, watching the fun leisurely.
Dahei bared his teeth and looked back at this side with vigilance. He should be responsible for keeping watch.
Seeing someone approaching, Dahei ran all the way, roaring as he ran, as if to warn everyone to stay away.
But Dahei's pace became slower and slower, and it had already smelled Luo Hao's scent.
When this was confirmed, Dahei stood still, his tail tucked into his buttocks, unable to move.
Half of his face was originally full of fierceness and ruthlessness, but at this moment it was full of guilt. The tail gradually stood up from behind, wagging like a stick in the cold wind, as if to please, but also to delay time.
"Hei, come." Luo Hao waved.
Dahei twisted his buttocks and approached Luo Hao with awkward steps as if dancing.
Oh, it still knows that it has made a mistake? Luo Hao thought in his heart.
"Let's go, lead the way, find bamboo." Luo Hao said after looking at the approaching Dahei.
Dahei sobbed and walked to Wang Jiani's side, as if looking for support.
Wang Jiani was dumbfounded and didn't know what happened.
Luo Hao reached out and pinched Dahei's ears, "Brother Hei, you're doing well. There are chicken drumsticks and some wine in the evening."
Dahei whimpered with frowning eyes and tried to get closer to Wang Jiani, but Luo Hao pinched his ears and couldn't move.
"Luo Hao, it knows it's wrong." Wang Jiani pleaded.
Luo Hao let go of his hand and smiled. Dahei quickly ran to Wang Jiani's legs again, trying to stay away from Luo Hao.
"You bitch, it's you who drove the tiger. The Siberian tiger is also a protected animal, but you guys are bullying the Siberian tiger in groups. Do you really not regard it as the king of beasts?" Luo Hao scolded.
At this time, his legs were no longer lame, and he strode towards the cage of the Guan Siberian Tiger.
In the distance, there are misty figures. The security captain thought it was haunted. After all, the only living people at the night were a group of security guards. They usually patrolled in groups of several people. After all, it was too spacious.
What is that figure?
When he got closer, the security captain was stunned.
Bamboo is in the cage of the Siberian tiger in Guanzhou, and people are standing upright and busy.
And the Siberian tiger...
Tied up with a green rope, he kept wailing.
Seeing someone coming, the Siberian tiger barked even more fiercely, and then the bamboo slapped the Siberian tiger in the face.
Half of the face swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Fuck..."
Luo Hao stopped and frowned at the green rope on the Siberian tiger.
Weaving with bamboo poles. When did bamboo learn this skill?
It's going to heaven!
(End of chapter)