Chapter 57 Drunk Spoilers~
Yu Dazhang has reached his limit. If he stops now, his drinking capacity is just right. If he drinks again...
There must be more!
But wine is something that, as long as you drink it vigorously, you can rarely control it.
Because you don’t even know you drank too much.
What's more, there is a beautiful woman sitting opposite, drinking with him.
What Yu Dazhang said just now was without any thought at all. It was just a matter of chatting and he said it directly.
After hearing this, Qu Tutu asked curiously:
"You also study finance?"
"No." Yu Dazhang sat back on the chair and waved his hand:
"Know nothing."
Qu Tutu became even more curious and asked:
"Then how do you know the bull market is coming?"
One characteristic of draft beer is that it is easy to get drunk.
In addition, Qu Tutu showed great interest in what he just said, which activated Yu Dazhang's passive skills.
What's your favorite thing to do after drinking?
The answer is: Be a good teacher.
There was a ready-made problem there, and there was a beautiful lady staring at him eagerly from the opposite side.
Yu Dazhang completely lost himself.
"You remember, news of lowering interest rates and deposit reserve ratios will soon come out. This is a signal that the bull market has begun."
"You need to open a position before this, because after the news comes out, leveraged funds will pour in."
"Coupled with investor optimism and media advocacy, a herd effect will immediately form."
"Finally, a large number of retail investors will enter the market. By this time, it will probably be April next year, and you have to prepare to close your positions and leave."
Qu Tutu was fascinated by these few words.
If what he said is completely correct, this is a complete stock market myth!
Who dares to say that one can predict the trend of Big A.
The most unpredictable stock market in the world is undoubtedly Big A, bar none.
You know, Mr. Ba was so wrapped up in it back then that he almost had a heart attack.
But in this ordinary barbecue restaurant.
The fat man opposite who claimed to know nothing about finance clearly described the future trend of Big A in just a few sentences.
Is this called not understanding finance?
Interest rates, leverage, herding effect...
Is this a word that a person who doesn’t understand finance can say?
He even explained clearly when and why he opened a position.
It even mentioned the closing time and reasons at the end.
It doesn't sound like nonsense.
The more Qu Tutu thought about it, the more confused his mind became, and finally he couldn't help but ask:
"Didn't you say you don't understand finance? How did you know what you just said? Don't tell me you guessed it."
Yu Dazhang's eyelids drooped.
He first turned to ask the waiter to continue serving the wine, and then looked at Qu Tutu:
"The economic investigation conducted an arrest operation before, and I went to support it."
"The suspect is a master of stock trading. Unfortunately, he used public funds to trade stocks and was eventually discovered."
"When he was arrested, he had already earned more money than he could spend in his lifetime, and he still hadn't plugged up the holes in public funds."
"Human greed and desire are endless, and he was still mumbling about the future trend in the car."
"Guess what, he made everything right. He is indeed a master."
Yu Dazhang was completely unaware that what he was talking about was not what happened in this life at all.
In other words, the case of embezzlement of public funds has not happened in this life, and the stock expert has not been arrested yet.
He gave spoilers in advance~
After drinking so much, I no longer have the habit of not talking about the case after get off work.
Although he drank too much Qututu, his mind was still clear.
But she felt that there was a logical problem in Yu Dazhang's words, so she retorted:
"The bull market hasn't come yet, how can he make money? If it was the last bull market, but you clearly mentioned 2015, it doesn't make sense."
"I hate people questioning me the most." At this time, Yu Dazhang simply gave up using his brain and replied directly:
"Believe it or not."
Qu Tutuo knew from the look of him that he had drunk too much, and he started to act like a drunk. "Is this all you can drink?" she asked with a smile.
It's really that the fat man looks so interesting now, naive and a little bit vulgar.
The look in his eyes became straight.
"How much alcohol can I drink? Ha, don't ask me how much I drink. Just point in the direction of the sea." Yu Dazhang pushed out his stomach vigorously, wanting to show that he was a good drinker.
"Okay, okay." Qu Tutuo didn't fight him, but said with a smile:
"Since you haven't drunk much, let me ask you something."
"Say it." Yu Dazhang patted his chest, his face full of pride.
"The driver's license in our country is coming soon." Qu Tutu asked with a serious face: "I want to give the coach a banner, what do you think should be written on it?"
Yu Dazhang answered directly without even thinking:
"The country serves Sun Ce."
"What? What Sun Ce?" Qu Tutu heard clearly, but didn't understand.
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"National server! Don't you understand even the national server? Forget it, you'll understand in a few years." Yu Dazhang didn't bother to explain and said with certainty:
"Just listen to what I say. I guarantee that ten years from now this banner will still be the most shining thing in the entire driving school."
"Really?" Qu Tutu was dubious.
"It's okay." Yu Dazhang patted his chest and assured:
"Believe me, I'm right."
Qu Tutu knew that he was drunk.
According to common sense, you should advise him not to drink at this time, and then let him go home as soon as possible while he is still conscious.
But she didn't know why, she just wanted to stay with him for a while longer.
Seeing Yu Dazhang take another sip of draft beer, Qu Tutu thought for a while and asked:
"Why do you think robberies and kidnappings are all done by men, but it is rare for men and women to do it together?"
This is purely about finding a topic.
She was able to ask this question because the kidnapping she encountered before left a deep impression on her.
And she enjoyed how Yu Dazhang answered her questions seriously.
"Those two you mentioned are violent crimes. How can a woman be involved in such a thing? Have you heard of this saying..."
There was only a slit left in Yu Dazhang's eyes, and he burped after saying this.
Seeing that he stopped, Qututu asked curiously:
"What words?"
"Bringing someone to the robbery will lead to death." Yu Dazhang answered very smoothly.
Wan La, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time... Qu Tutuo found that the people around him were giving them strange looks.
She twitched her lips in embarrassment, called the boss over to pay, and then pulled Yu Dazhang out of the barbecue restaurant quickly.
"yue~"
When he saw the wind when he went out, Yu Dazhang hugged the big tree on the roadside and vomited violently.
It's broken, you must not fall down... Qu Tutu stood beside him, patting him on the back and praying.
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Early the next morning.
Li Xuehe had made breakfast and was hesitating whether to call Yu Dazhang to get up.
Last night, my son was very drunk and was sent home by an incredibly beautiful girl.
Judging from the child's appearance and the way she dresses, she must be a girl from a wealthy family.
She is probably the non-friend whom my son mentioned last time.
The child spoke quite politely and helped him get to bed.
If it hadn't been very late, Li Xuehe would have really wanted to have a good chat with her.
Just as he was thinking about it, there was sudden movement in his son's room, and he woke up as soon as he heard it.
After waiting for a minute, my son didn't come out.
Just when she was about to go over and take a look, there was a sudden "pop" in the room.
Li Xuehe was stunned.
Why does this sound sound like a slap?
Immediately afterwards, "Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah" was heard five times in a row.
Then came Yu Dazhang's sad and angry voice:
"I have said everything that should be said and should not be said, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't live, let me die!!"
(End of chapter)