Chapter 6 The burden is completely blown
"Uncle, you see I am young this year, but I have concluded that human life is actually short, and sometimes thinking is the same as sleeping."
"As soon as I close my eyes, as soon as I open them, a day passes, howling~"
"As soon as you close your eyes and don't open them, this life will pass, howl~"
Xu Ming felt even more excited as he listened to the roaring laughter from the audience.
He has a crazy character, and now he seems to be playing, and his state even vaguely surpasses the original version of Xiao Shenyang in his previous life.
After all, his performance is an upgraded and updated plus version.
"Uncle, I have no other meaning."
"What does that mean."
"That's what I mean. People shouldn't take money too seriously. Money is something external to the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing for people? When a person dies, the money is not spent."
"Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? It is when the person is still alive and the money is gone."
Uncle Benshan also got excited. Can the limelight of being a master allow his apprentice to put all the pressure on him?
who is he? The king of sketches!
Every time the two sang and harmonized, it was like dropping bombs into the audience and in front of the TV.
There was a bang.
The baggage was completely blown away.
For the first time, the audience felt what it means to be pushed by waves, and the laughter doubled.
"Wucao, this Xiao Xu is so fierce. Why didn't I feel it during the rehearsal?" screenwriter Xu Zhengchao said sincerely.
He didn't expect that the baggage he carefully designed was not blown up at Yadan's place, but was completely blown up at Xu Ming's place.
The state of my own family is a little bit like killing gods and Buddhas, and even Uncle Benshan is a little bit unable to suppress it.
"What's the name of this actor? Uncle Benshan's apprentice? It's the first time I've seen him." The director of the Spring Festival Gala backstage program team looked at the guide screen and asked into the intercom.
He knew very well that after this night, the other party would definitely become angry.
"My name is Xu Ming, I just accepted my apprentice last year."
The staff wiped the sweat from their foreheads, and they didn't know any more information.
For people who don't know anything about the Internet, Xu Ming is like someone who jumped out of a pile of rocks and knows nothing about it.
In Qianying Village, the atmosphere is different now.
"Sister Xu, your son is going to become a star. If anything good happens in the future, he should think of us, fellow villagers."
"Yes, I used to pee when Xiao Ming was a child, but the pee was far away."
"Ahem, Lao Xu, do you remember that we used to drink, and you asked Mingzi to match up with my daughter?"
Everyone subconsciously complimented Xu's father and Xu's mother. No matter how ignorant they were, they could still tell that Xu Ming was going to become famous.
Without looking at the screen, the audience in the audience were as happy as the idiots in their village.
The last young man who made everyone laugh like this at the Spring Festival Gala was called Chen Xiaoer.
You can no longer see her now, but everyone still remembers how popular it was at the time.
"Hey, we are not family members. The child has his own ideas. Let's wait until he comes back to talk about anything." Xu's mother responded in a perfunctory manner.
She suddenly realized that having children was not a bad thing. She was so sissy. I wonder if women could hold up half the sky?
If his son, the men, and the women all occupy it, it will hold up the entire sky.
Not to mention the artists of Benshan Media.
Their respective moods are complex.
Unexpectedly, the master brought several apprentices to the stage before, but this time the show was really flattering.
But no matter how bitter or jealous they were, they had to take out their mobile phones obediently and edit blessing messages for Xu Ming and Yadan.
After the Chinese New Year, it doesn’t matter who calls whom brother.
Now they only think Xu Ming is going to be popular, but no one thought how popular the latter would be.
On the stage, Xu Ming finished singing and received cheers from the audience. He was not greedy. After throwing away his baggage, he followed the master's rhythm in peace and contentment.
Seeing this scene, Uncle Benshan's eyes became even more appreciative.
When performing a sketch, the most important thing to avoid is overacting it, as this may have the opposite effect.
"What's your name?" Bi Fujian asked.
"My Chinese name is Xu Xiaoming."
"Do you have a foreign name?"
"The English names are xu, xiao, and ming."
"What's it called?"
"Don't you understand? The English name is Kao Xiao Ming." Uncle Benshan laughed.
He was really laughing at this, but no one could tell because everyone was laughing along with him.
In the previous life, the design of this part was Xiao Shenyang and Xiao Shanyang, but when it was replaced by Xu Ming, the design naturally changed.
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It was also this conversation that made the audience completely remember Xu Ming's name.
It has to be said that the actor's popularity is also closely related to the character's name.
People like Xu Ming who are called by their real names will be easily recognized by the audience after the performance.
Similar to Shen Teng, he became famous for playing Hao Jian, but he had to work hard to get rid of this label and let everyone recognize him as Shen Teng again.
When Uncle Benshan finished saying, "Actually, my grandpa's surname is also Bi," the skit was over.
The former took off his hat and bowed in the direction of the audience together with Xu Ming and the others.
When they got off the stage, everyone did nothing else. The first thing they did was wipe the cold sweat from their foreheads, which was considered to be able to survive.
On this stage facing a national audience, failure to excel is a trivial matter. The key is not to make mistakes.
"I'm sorry, Master, I, I'm nervous."
Yadan had a crying voice, and she wanted to die on stage. Fortunately, the show was not limited to her, otherwise she would really have lost her life.
"It's okay, everything went smoothly."
Uncle Benshan smiled and said, "The rest depends on the audience, but I heard the response on the stage was pretty good. Mingzi's baggage here is much louder than usual. This kid has a crazy personality."
Before the performance, he had a heavy burden on his shoulders, but after the performance, he felt relaxed.
"I don't know what's going on. My mind went blank, so I just performed as usual." Xu Ming touched the back of his head, "Master and Teacher Bi are still leading us well."
He doesn't want to take the credit, because he knows that he has already taken the limelight, and no one else can take it away even if they want to.
Regardless of the shame of being a sissy, the few disciples of Benshan Media who got out of the industry all relied on their sissy image.
For example, Xiao Shenyang, Song Xiaobao, Wensong and others in the previous life were all like this.
Even Zhao Si's dancing posture is a bit girly, and audiences across the country these days may not have seen such cross-dressing.
Unlike the three eastern provinces, I’m tired of seeing it all.
As for the issue of face.
I won’t care if you call me mother when you’re on stage, but what should you call me when you’re off stage?
Even the little giao made money and made a fortune, and he turned into giao's mentor.
These days, I always laugh at the poor but not at the prostitutes.
"This kid can be calm and do great things in the future." Teacher Bi said with emotion.
"Haha, it doesn't matter if something big happens, just don't let it happen."
Uncle Benshan patted the two apprentices on the shoulders and said with a smile: "I will go back later. Master will make dumplings for you two."
Xu Ming nodded, inexplicably remembering the scene where we made dumplings and smashed them together during the Spring Festival Gala in the previous life.
He shook his head suddenly, finally standing on the Spring Festival Gala stage, but he couldn't be contaminated by this crooked way.
(End of chapter)