Chapter 3 Six Nuclear Bombs
In terms of the "power of words", Li Jintang is not worthy of carrying shoes for the "Village Intelligence Group".
Propaganda and public opinion are very important, so Li Xiang wants to get rid of this mysterious organization.
Of course, this is just a joke, Li Xiang is actually a very polite person.
After chatting with the members of the intelligence team for seven or eight minutes, Li Xiang received many compliments.
For example, some people say that he is filial and it is good for him to go home and serve his grandma. In ancient times, filial piety and integrity were required.
Some people say that he is attentive and knows how to bring cakes for everyone. He is a sensible person, unlike so-and-so from so-and-so’s family who comes back and walks around.
Some people say that the refrigerator they bought is good. It is also the same brand at my home and the quality is excellent.
Some people say that you will stay in the village from now on, and it’s time to get a wife. I’ll help you find a wife someday. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied with her good looks and big ass!
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The only thing that Li Xiang regretted was that his grandmother was old, had inconvenient legs and feet, and had a quiet temperament, so she did not join this "intelligence team".
Thinking about grandma, she was alone in the countryside, and her life was actually very lonely. There is no doubt that it was right for me to give up the so-called "opportunity" in a big city and come back to serve the elderly and take care of themselves.
After bidding farewell to all the "aunts" and "aunts", Li Xiang drove his tricycle and continued heading home.
The "information station" was located under the big willow tree at the east end of the village, and the outermost house at the west end of the village was his home.
There were still more than a hundred meters away from home. At the door, two big yellow dogs were enjoying the shade in the shade of a tree. They were startled for a moment, then jumped up, wagging their heads and tails, and ran over to greet them.
Li Xiang couldn't help but grin: "I haven't been back for so long, you all recognize me!"
These are two loyal dogs raised by my grandma, and they are very spiritual.
Li Xiang drove a tricycle, greeted by two big yellow dogs jumping to the left and right, and drove to his home.
When the elderly grandma heard the news, she had already staggered out with a cane. When she saw Li Xiang, she was so excited that she burst into tears.
"Grandma, I'm back!" Li Xiang jumped out of the car, walked quickly to her side, and gave her a gentle hug.
"It'll be good to come back, it'll be good to come back!" Grandma wiped her tears and was very happy.
"Grandma, I bought this for you." Li Xiang helped grandma sit on a chair nearby, and then took out the gifts, including six red ginseng sticks, three sets of clothes, moon cakes, peach slices, ginger cake, etc.
He also prepared some for his grandparents, which were packaged separately.
Grandma smiled happily: "My grandson has really grown up. Xiang'er, how long will you be back to play this time?" She thought Li Xiang was going home temporarily for a visit.
Li Xiang smiled and said: "I won't go out anymore. I will farm at home and take care of you!"
"Ah?" Grandma was surprised, and then felt sad again, thinking that it was me who was dragging her grandson down. If I had died earlier, my grandson would not have been confined to the countryside, but would have spread his wings in the big city.
Little did she know that even if Li Xiang didn't come back, he wouldn't be able to fly high in the big city. Unless the end comes.
When the apocalypse comes, for those at the bottom like Li Xiang and those who are reborn with the apocalypse system, this is the real opportunity to soar into the sky.
"Grandma, please rest first, I'll move things first!" Li Xiang began to move supplies to the house quickly.
First, he carried the large refrigerator in, found a corner to put it down, and let it sit for a while before using it later.
Other supplies were also moved in, and the luggage was carried to his room.
Grandma came in with a cane and said apologetically: "I didn't know you were coming back, the room wasn't tidied yet." After saying that, she put down the cane and went to get the sheets and quilt covers from the cabinet.
Li Xiang quickly stopped him: "It's okay, I'll do it myself later. Grandma, please rest!" How can we let the old man take action? In his "memory", his grandma was in poor health and would die in five years.
I hope that in this life, I can take care of my grandma’s food and daily life, so that my grandma can live longer.
Li Xiang saw a lot of gifts including grapes, bananas, milk, pastries, and moon cakes in the living room, and asked his grandma out of curiosity: "Who has come to see you?"
Grandma said: "Your sister-in-law has been here. She cooked me a meal at noon. I was playing at home, but then Xiaorong came back and asked her to play mahjong with her."
"Xiao Rong" is named Li Rong, and she is the same age as Li Xiang's sister-in-law Li Caihong. Every time Li Rong goes back to her parents' home to visit her parents, she always asks if Aunt Li Xiang is back. If she comes back, she will definitely come to play with her.
Li Xiang nodded to show that he understood, then his face sank and he asked: "Then the eldest aunt and the second aunt are not here?"
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it’s so late. It’s almost four o’clock in the afternoon. If I hadn’t come, I probably wouldn’t have come.
Grandma lowered her head, lowered her eyelids, and sighed softly.
She has one son and three daughters. My son and daughter-in-law died in a natural disaster in 2008. Since the disaster occurred in another place, the bodies were not recovered, so we had no choice but to set up a tomb.
The three daughters each have their own fortunes. The eldest daughter is married to a man from a neighboring village who does business in the county. The family has also settled in the county town. They have a car and a house, and they are living a prosperous life.
The second daughter married an ordinary working-class person in another county two hundred kilometers away.
The third daughter is Li Xiang's sister-in-law Li Caihong, and her life is the most miserable.
Li Caihong was quite pretty when she was young, but she was born in a rural area and had low education. Then... she was probably deceived by Huang Mao.
At that time, Li Xiang's father and grandmother strictly opposed it, but they couldn't stand Li Xiang's sister-in-law's desire to marry, so she got married.
In the second year of marriage, when the child was less than one year old, the man committed a crime and was sentenced to twenty years in prison. It should be the sixteenth year now and he has not yet been released.
Aunt Li Xiang is also tough and has not remarried. She raises her son alone and works in the county. She still rents her house. The son is not living up to expectations. Like his father, he has also become a prostitute. He entered the society after graduating from junior high school last year and is now said to be working as a waiter in a KTV.
Among the three daughters, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, only one of them, the worst off, came to visit. Li Xiang felt sorry for his sister-in-law, so he was naturally quite angry.
The second aunt's house is far away, but that's okay. The eldest aunt's house is in the county town. Her family has several cars. The road conditions are not bad now, and it only takes half an hour to drive back.
"Xian'er, don't be angry. Look, isn't that your uncle? Isn't he here?" Grandma Li Xiang suddenly laughed happily.
Li Xiang took a look and sure enough, a black Volkswagen was slowly approaching with the windows open. It was indeed his uncle.
Li Xiang couldn't help but look a little brighter. Just come. Although I didn't seem to see my aunt, it was a little late.
"Maybe he came a little later because he was afraid of troublesome grandma making lunch?" Li Xiang thought.
Soon, my eldest uncle parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car, took out a box of "six walnuts" from the trunk, and walked quickly towards the door of the house.
"Mom, are you feeling well? Li Xiang, are you back too? When did you come back? Oh, did you buy a tricycle?" The eldest uncle smiled and placed the gift at grandma's feet, and then his eyes fell on the tricycle. On the tricycle, a look of disdain flashed across his eyes. Li Xiang was in a slightly better mood, but when he glanced at it, he saw that instead of six walnuts, the gift clearly said "Six Nuclear Bombs"!
Let me go. My eldest uncle is doing business in the county. How could he not recognize six nuclear bombs? Is this intentional or intentional? I'm afraid I didn't prepare it specially, I just randomly bought a cheap one at a roadside stall.
And for the big holiday, there aren’t even any loose mooncakes.
Li Xiang originally wanted to pass the cigarette, but he snorted and ignored him. He just said to grandma, "It's getting late, grandma. I'll make you dinner." He went straight to the kitchen.
Uncle: "..."
He chuckled and said to his mother-in-law: "Xiao Xiang has a very hot temper. To put it bluntly, his emotional intelligence is too low. I'm afraid he won't be able to get along in society in the future and will suffer a lot."
Grandma Li Xiang remembered what Li Xiang had said before, that she would stay at home instead of going out. She couldn't help but worry in her heart. Could it be that her grandson had been wronged outside? So he said to his son-in-law: "He is young and does not understand the ways of the world. As an uncle, you should support him more in the future."
"No problem, I'll take care of it!" The eldest uncle patted his chest happily, but smiled in his heart, do you want me to help you? I might as well help my son than help you.
"Where's Yu'er? Why doesn't she come back?" Grandma Li Xiang still wanted to see her eldest daughter.
Uncle Li Xiang lit a cigarette, sat on a chair with his legs crossed, puffed away smoke, and said: "We have opened a new tile shop at home, and the business is very good. She is busy looking after the shop. She also wants to come back, I’m just too busy, so I asked you to say hello.”
In fact, he came here in the morning. He first went to his hometown in a neighboring village. After playing until now, he was about to return to the city, so he stopped by to visit, lest others say that he did not understand etiquette.
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"Oh." Grandma Li Xiang remained silent.
The eldest uncle finished smoking a cigarette and said, "Mom, it's getting late, so I won't stay any longer. I'll come see you next time." As he spoke, his eyes turned to the chickens walking around the door. He glanced at the three ducks not far away.
Grandma Li Xiang said: "Let me help you catch a chicken and take it back."
The eldest uncle was overjoyed and said quickly: "No, no, I'll do it myself. Just bring me a handful of millet and lure them over." After saying that, he stood up and went to Li Xiang's house to find a snakeskin bag.
Li Xiang couldn't help but curl his lips when he saw it in the kitchen. But if grandma says you want to give it, then just give it. After all, these chickens and ducks are all raised by grandma.
Soon, grandma spread the grain, and the chickens and ducks gathered around her.
The eldest uncle had quick eyesight and quick hands. He grabbed two plump hens with both hands. The other chickens and ducks saw this and ran away immediately.
"Mom, here's another duck." The eldest uncle put the chicken into a snakeskin bag and tied the mouth of the bag.
Grandma frowned, but she still started scattering grain and calling the chickens and ducks over.
Perhaps the chickens and ducks were stupid, or perhaps they believed in their master, but more than ten of them still came around.
Seeing this, the eldest uncle repeated his old trick and quickly caught a native duck and stuffed it into a snakeskin bag.
I'll go, Li Xiang couldn't bear it anymore, walked out quickly, and grabbed the snakeskin bag.
"What are you doing?" The eldest uncle was angry and shouted angrily.
Li Xiang raised his eyebrows and said: "What gift did you bring to grandma? You just want to take our two native chickens and a native duck? Don't you city people know the value of these native chickens and ducks?"
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"Hey, how much are two chickens and a duck worth? How can you, a big man, be as stingy as a girl?" The eldest uncle smiled contemptuously again.
Li Xiang said: "No matter how worthless it is, it's still dozens of times more expensive than your six fake nuclear bombs! You're not stingy, you're driving a big boss, why are you bringing this kind of garbage?"
"You! You are so crazy."
"Get out!" Li Xiang couldn't bear it anymore. It's not just because of the other party's behavior today, but also because of the other party's ugly face for more than 20 years. In the past, Li Xiang didn't take charge of the family and his parents were honest, so he was bullied. Now, he doesn't want to spoil the other person.
It’s okay not to have this kind of relative.
The eldest uncle was shaking with anger and raised his hand. Li Xiang glared at him, "Why, you still want to fight with me?"
The eldest uncle was startled by Li Xiang's sharp eyes. His heart trembled, so he retracted his hand and said angrily: "With your emotional intelligence, you are not even qualified to carry shoes with your cousin."
Naturally, he said he was not as good as his son.
He turned around and left, and soon the car was gone.
Grandma Li Xiang sighed and said, "Xiang'er, you have gone too far. This will make your aunt lose face."
Li Xiang said very speechlessly: "Grandma, since when did people think highly of you? Look at all the fake and shoddy products you bought. Let me tell you, these six nuclear bombs are fake. They cost thirty yuan at most. They are not cheap. Said, the key is that you are very old, what should you do if your body is damaged by food?”
"If aunt is really filial, can't she put her business aside temporarily? Can't even spare half a day?"
With that said, he opened the box of garbage drinks, took out three cans, and poured them into the dog basin.
When the two big yellow dogs saw this, they came over and licked it. They ate it deliciously.
On the roof, a pregnant old civet cat saw this, jumped down nimbly from the ground, and came over.
Li Xiang suddenly regretted it. The big yellow dog might be fine after eating it, but the old cat was pregnant with a baby. What if it caused a miscarriage? He stopped it quickly, took the dog bowl, emptied it, and cleaned it. As for the rest, he would find an opportunity to throw it away when the time came.
Grandma saw Li Xiang busy and busy, and suddenly felt... her waist became a little stiffer.
It's good to have my grandchildren to support me. In fact, she lived for more than seventy years. Although she was not very educated, she could still tell who was good to her and who was bad to her.
Not long after, my sister-in-law came back. Grandma was very happy, and the little unhappiness just now disappeared.
Li Xiang greeted his sister-in-law. When he mentioned what happened just now, his sister-in-law gave a thumbs up and thought Li Xiang did the right thing.
Then he persuaded her mother: "Mom, you are very old. Stop thinking about others all the time. It's time to enjoy your own happiness. Isn't it delicious for you to keep the chickens and ducks for yourself? Even if you don't eat them, keep them. It’s also good to lay eggs.”
Li Xiang stayed with his sister-in-law for dinner. Although it was a common meal, the family ate happily.
Before leaving, my sister-in-law gave my old mother 200 yuan.
Of course grandma didn't want it. She said that after buying so many things, she didn't want the money. It's not easy for you either. My sister-in-law said that she won it playing mahjong. Maybe God knew that she had to be filial to her old mother, so she deliberately made herself lucky today.
Li Xiang asked his sister-in-law to take the two native chickens and one native duck that his uncle had just caught. He didn't let the chickens and ducks go just now, he was just waiting for this moment.
The sister-in-law couldn't resist, and finally only asked for a native chicken. She also invited Li Xiang to her home and cooked delicious food for him.
(End of chapter)