Chapter 103: Remove armor, remove armor (please subscribe, please vote)


Chapter 103: Remove armor, remove armor (please subscribe, please vote)

“If you can’t find a suitable big cave, let’s go here!”

In the early morning, the mountain was full of frost. Li Xiang wandered around for a long time and finally found a pretty good "rock crevice" that could barely be regarded as a cave. It was located halfway up the mountain, about two hills away from his home. It's a bit far away, but there are relatively few tombs on this mountain. Digging holes inside, including future expansion, will not disturb the tranquility of the ancestors.

This rock crevice is more than two meters high and only 50 to 60 centimeters wide at its widest point. However, the rocks inside are so rugged that people cannot get in. There are only some small animals hiding in it. When Li Xiang arrives, they all rush out. Among them were two fat rabbits.

Since Li Xiang "expropriated" other people's homes, he did not attack them this time. Mainly, they are all ordinary creatures without extraordinary potential.

So Li Xiang started work.

He brought a pickaxe, a shovel, a pole, two baskets for carrying stones, and of course a mobile phone and a mobile phone holder. How could such an interesting thing as digging a cave not be broadcast live?

Since the live broadcast will take a long time, I also brought a mobile power bank. This mountain is not too far from his home, nor is it an uninhabited area. The signal is still quite strong, because there is a telecommunications base station on the top of the mountain not far away.

He tied the bracket to a tree in front of the "hole", chose the angle, thought about it, and took out a gourd filled with spiritual wine and hung it on the tree.

The live broadcast started, and the title of the selected copy was: "Challenge the 100-meter-deep cave: One of the "Foolish Old Man" missions: a personal cave." On the first day.

This mountain is relatively majestic, with a diameter of at least a hundred meters from the section halfway up the mountain. Li Xiang's plan is to dig through it first.

One end is the entrance, the other is the escape exit, and there are vents at both ends to ensure air circulation and light in the cave.

The mountain is so steep that even large machinery cannot climb up it. What Li Xiang relies on is the iron pickaxe in his hand and his strength.

This is not asking for hardship, but "hardship".

The inheritance he received means that cultivation is most efficient when he is working. If he does not work on this day, the spiritual energy running throughout his body will not be smooth enough.

In fact, it makes sense. Life lies in movement, and working is the best movement. After doing the work and exercising, the spiritual power has become more refined and pure, the foundation is more solid and stable, and you can also earn traffic and make money, and you can achieve many things in one fell swoop.

After he started the live broadcast, only a few dozen people came in because it was too early.

"I'll go, brother Xiang, the live broadcast is going on so early in the morning, why are you doing it?"

"Brother Xiang, are you all so self-disciplined? You don't even sleep in?"

“It’s such a cold winter, how cool it is to be in bed!”

"Are you going to dig a cave? Become a caveman?"

Because everyone saw that Li Xiang was already waving his arms and starting to dig into the mountain wall with a pickaxe.

Gradually, there were more people, reaching two to three hundred, but Li Xiang was concentrating on his work and had no time to interact with everyone, so he just hung out.

Fans commented: "A huge cave a hundred meters deep? Are you going to dig through this mountain?"

"There are no roads in these deep mountains and old forests, and excavators and shield machines cannot be driven up, and no explosives are used for blasting. If we just rely on our own efforts, we will dig until the end of the year of the monkey."

"You don't understand this. This is a traffic code. If you keep mining, you will always have traffic. If you use a large machine, you will finish mining in three or two days. How can you make money by live streaming?"

"Same."

"It is estimated that after digging the cave, we still need to build roads, which will be endless."

"Just tell me whether you like it or not."

Gradually, there were five to six hundred people, not all of whom were Li Xiang's previous fans, but also some who passed by and "accidentally entered" the live broadcast room here.

In the picture, a man is wielding an iron pickaxe, repeating the same action one pickaxe after another. Every time the pickaxe goes down, a large piece of stone must be chiseled off, and there is a "bang bang" sound when the metal hits the stone wall. The sound was slightly far away from the mobile phone, so the sound was not particularly harsh, but seemed very relaxing, so the new fans patiently watched it.

Some fans watched for more than three minutes and couldn't help but comment: "Is this a robot or AI? It doesn't speak, and every movement is so standard. Isn't this tiring after swiping hundreds of times?"


"Is this a perpetual motion machine?"

"What AI? Look, Brother Xiang, didn't he change his movements?"

I saw Li Xiang put the pickaxe aside, turned around, bent down, picked up the larger stones on the ground, and threw them outside with a "whoosh".

And the mobile phone is outside, and many times it is pointed at the camera, which scares everyone. The live broadcast room was "rippling".

"Isn't this really AI? Is this throwing stones a 3D special effect?"

In fact, Li Xiang was very accurate. Some rocks passed by the phone, but they were just a centimeter or two away and did not damage the phone at all. It was thrilling for everyone to watch, and it was the first time they saw "photographed from the front".

After throwing away the big stones, there were still some small stones and stone chips left. Li Xiang walked out, took the shovel and basket in, transferred the small stones and stone chips out, and dumped them on the hillside outside.

At this time, Li Xiang had time to look at the screen.

"What? I'm AI?" Li Xiang couldn't help but laugh, and smiled at the camera, "Good morning everyone, I am Li Xiang, a pastoral blogger. I am the pastoral blogger who cuts off the head of a wild boar with a knife and is very good at catching wild boars. Now I'm digging a cave. What, the end is coming and I'm going to build a shelter."

Li Xiang told the truth, but no one believed it, because many people on the Internet now engage in this kind of outdoor live broadcast, using the excuse of the end of the world to build some kind of shelter or safe house, but many of them are just small things, and they are not enough. major. Just to generate traffic.

Of course, Li Xiang is not professional enough now. He can simply dig a cave and wait until he expands it and builds an underground city in the heart of the mountain. Only then will everyone be surprised.

Li Xiang interacted with everyone for a few words and then went back to work.

Not long after, someone new came. After watching it for a few minutes, he raised another question about "AI".

Because, Li Xiang's movements were too simple, almost repeating the same movement over and over again.

But for Li Xiang, this is just an auxiliary action. The trick lies in the rhythm and frequency of breathing, as well as the resonance of the internal organs and spiritual power.

Breathing is a very mysterious thing. It is like a piece of music. Each note in it beats differently. In other words, every time Li Xiang takes a breath, it is like a note. It is different every time and full of mystery. rhythm and rhythm.

The action of working is just a "supercharger" to make the "notes" beat more powerfully.

His spiritual power was flowing all over his body, and his flesh and blood were filled with clear light. His spiritual power was poured into the head of the iron pickaxe. Every time the pickaxe was struck hard, a large piece of stone would be chiseled off.

Every time the iron pickaxe collided with the stone wall, the spiritual power in his body would violently boil, or "shock".

This kind of vibration not only makes the "note" beat more intensely, but also stimulates the internal organs and cleanses his flesh and blood, achieving an instantaneous high-frequency vibration effect of washing the physical body.

Just like blacksmithing, when hammering hard, the impurities in the iron will be forged out, making the iron harder and tougher.

Although Li Xiang is only "opening the mountain" now, every move and every move actually draws on the artistic conception of "Pangu opens the sky". Because the iron pickaxe is infused with spiritual power, even after experiencing so many huge collisions, the iron pickaxe is still intact without any chip.

In addition, the cutting edge of this iron pick is made of the super steel of the shield machine's "rock-breaking hob", and the material itself is very tough.

As time went by, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased, reaching more than 3,000. Another hour later, at about 10 a.m., the number of people online in the live broadcast room finally exceeded 10,000.

At this time, many old acquaintances came.

For example, the coffee merchant in Yunnan Province, the master archer in Chengdu, and the popular young lady Luo Feifei thousands of miles away. Some of Li Xiang’s classmates, former colleagues, etc.

Luo Feifei had been filming for ten consecutive days, and she just had a break today when she met Li Xiang digging a cave live.

Luo Feifei almost burst out laughing when she saw some new fans questioning "Li Xiang is an AI".

There's no way Li Xiang digs caves like others. He's like a tireless robot. No wonder everyone calls him an AI.

Some "old fans" who have been seeing it since early morning explained that this is a real person, pastoral blogger Li Xiang, who has super physical strength and is now building a doomsday shelter.

I went. When she saw these words, Luo Feifei's pupils shrank and she sat upright.

She blinked her eyes and thought to herself, could it be that Li Xiang had those weird dreams like me? Or are you just like other Internet celebrities on the Internet, just looking for a gimmick to gain traffic?

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Her mind raced, and she quickly determined that Li Xiang must have predicted the future through dreams like her, and that's why he wanted to build a doomsday shelter.

Everyone else didn't believe it and thought it was just a casual comment, but only Luo Feifei took it seriously.

"The divination prompts me to get closer to him. It seems that I must find a chance to meet him offline." Luo Feifei pursed her lips, went through the carnival, and gave Li Xiang an appetizer. After all, if you want to change your destiny in the future, you will have to rely on Li Xiang.

Divination suggests that Li Xiang is her chance of survival and she must hold on to it. Spending a little money is nothing compared to changing your life against the odds. And she also took advantage of Li Xiang and asked him to call her "aunt".

When they saw the carnival show up, many fans booed: "Auntie Bang is here again."

"Brother Xiang, your aunt is online, why don't you come out to pick up the guests!"

"That's it, just have a few words of interaction and stop digging."

"I dug and dug on the thick mountain wall..."

After practicing hard for so long, Li Xiang felt that his spiritual power was a little weak, so he walked out, picked up the wine gourd hanging on the tree, opened the cork, and drank several big sips.

"Brother Xiang, this gourd kettle is good. Where did you buy it?"

"This kettle is very fashionable. I also want to buy one for my son."

A fan explained: "Brother Xiang made this by himself last time. If you look at his previous videos, you will see someone who made a wine gourd. However, the wine gourd does not hold wine, but it seems to be good for holding water."


Li Xiang glanced at the screen and explained with a smile: "Last time, we harvested a total of eight large gourds, five of which were made into gourds, and the three most beautiful ones were made into wine gourds."

Fan: "If you have time, go look for it in the mountains. If you have one, make one for me."

"Maybe you can plant more varieties next year, and it would be good to sell articles and play gourds."

Li Xiang: "I left some seeds last time and try sowing them when spring comes and the flowers bloom."

Tender gourds are actually edible. When used as a vegetable, they taste similar to gourds. Make a variety and give it a try when the time comes.

Li Xiang picked up the gourd again and drank several large sips. The content in his gourd was not water, but wine, a spiritual wine brewed with elixirs.

He is digging a hole (cultivating), what kind of water should he drink? Of course he is constantly taking spiritual wine, using the energy of "Pangu Kaishan" to refine the medicinal power inside, and strive to improve his strength as soon as possible.

Although the elixir wine had not been soaked for long, and the potency of each elixir had not completely dissipated into the wine, he couldn't help but put more elixirs in it. In a jar of wine, almost two-thirds were elixirs.

After the spiritual wine is poured out, add new high-grade grain wine and continue soaking. Just soak a few more times. At the end of soaking, those "drug residues" probably still have a lot of medicinal power left, and can be used to make soup and shared with family and pets.

Taking a big gulp of the spirit-filled wine, the extremely strong medicinal power spread in his stomach. Coupled with the strength of the 58° sorghum shochu, Li Xiang felt warm and a little hot all over, so he took off his coat. He was only wearing a thin, tight-fitting long-sleeved T-shirt.

"Wow, what a strong chest and biceps." Some fans couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Is this the legendary wasp-waisted ape-back? Handsome!"

"I vaguely seem to have eight-pack abs, but the clothes are too loose and I can't see clearly."

"Is this still loose?"

"It's just too loose and blocks the view."

"Brother Xiang, look at you dripping with sweat. Take off your armor, take off your armor, keep taking it off. We female fans love to see it."

"Brother Xiang, why are you sweating profusely? You women are telling lies just to see the armor being removed!"

"Although the weather is cold, how can it not be hot when doing such physical work? Brother Xiang, please take off your armor, quickly!"

Among the fans, there are too many female fans, and there is a high demand for the fans to remove their armor. Many male fans were speechless. Once this woman becomes "crazy", she is too proactive! It is said that in those foot bath shops, many male technicians are ordered by women.

Even Luo Feifei was staring at the screen, wanting to see if Li Xiang would remove his armor.

Someone got excited and posted a message in the live broadcast room: "Auntie Bang, hurry up and give me gifts so that he can take off his armor."

"What's the point of just drilling holes? We have to provide some benefits to everyone, right?"

"Removing the armor and traveling lightly will make drilling holes more efficient!"

"What are you digging a hole for? Brother Xiang is digging a cave, dig it!" Some male fans were indignant and felt that the words used by some female fans were too obscene.

Under the instigation of many fans, Luo Feifei couldn't hold back. With a smile on her lips, she played several carnivals in a very naughty way. There were more than a dozen, ranking first on the list. She didn't even count them. Then, Two words were typed on the screen: "Remove armor!"

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(End of chapter)

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