After the two apprentices left the stage, Qi Long and Dong Qiang went up to say a few words, made a casual joke and then returned to the backstage amid everyone's applause.
As soon as we returned, the two children came timidly to ask how they were doing.
"Just try to do it. Everyone is applauding you. That's all to encourage you. There's still a long way to go before we can do cross talk on stage!" Dong Qiang responded to his apprentice.
Qi Long also nodded: "But it's better than when your master and I first came on stage. When we said it, we didn't even lower our heads to applaud!"
This is the truth. Who asked the people below to be entrusted by Master? Don’t give them applause, as it will undermine their inflated self-confidence.
"You still have to work harder. You have 80% strength in the audience, and you can show 50% strength on the stage. You don't have 10% now. Don't you be confused when you go up? Your uncle still wrote the lyrics for you this time Yes, you will be even more confused if you don’t write lyrics!”
Dong Qiang, a strict master, continued to put ropes on them after Qi Long was slightly relieved.
After this incident, the two of them have no idea of going on stage for the time being. They should practice hard first. If they are not capable enough to get up, they will be embarrassed. Not only will they be embarrassed, but more importantly, they will be embarrassed by the master.
It's a good thing that the two kids were confused when they stepped off the stage, because it shows that they know that their level is not good enough.
Like when they used to talk about cross talk as amateurs on the campus stage, they would not be stupid. That is because they still don’t understand what good cross talk is. They don’t know, so they feel good about themselves. Being able to feel bad about themselves means they know what good cross talk is. Yes, we can also make progress towards good things.
Qi Long comforted him again. There must be comfort, otherwise it would not work if his self-confidence was completely destroyed.
Their self-confidence was completely destroyed back then, and Dong Qiang wanted to go home, but the master's wife took him to have a good meal, and also talked about how their master was not able to do it before he got better.
Without his wife, Qi Long turned red.
One has a red face and the other has a white face. Although it is old-fashioned, it is useful!
After finishing the education apprenticeship here, Dong Qiang went to visit his godfather and godmother, who were Qi Long’s parents. As expected, Qi’s father and mother, who raised Dong Qiang as his own son, could not Just like Dongqiang's parents, they pushed for the marriage with disgust, but they also asked insinuatingly whether he had been in contact with girls recently, etc.
Dong Qiang looked careless and said he was working hard, and asked if he needed an introduction. He said he liked the kind of people who would get to know each other naturally and then start dating slowly.
Qi Long didn't make trouble even though he was on the sidelines. With his life trajectory, apart from female guests in variety shows, where else could he get to know girls? It's just that he doesn't want to find it yet.
"Dad, Mom, have you encountered anything interesting in your life recently?" Qi Long came to the rescue of his good brother.
Other crosstalk actors don't know, but Qi Long likes to dig out the baggage in life, so when he meets colleagues or friends or relatives he hasn't seen for a long time, he will ask what fun things happened in his life recently. The other party said that he could put it into the cross talk if it was interesting.
It is also an easy way to change the subject.
"Didn't you ask me about it during dinner yesterday?" Father Qi Long glared at him.
Qi Long suddenly laughed: "Oh, hahaha, what are you talking about about withdrawing money from the bank?"
"What's the matter?" Dong Qiang immediately cooperated and cast a grateful look at Qi Long.
It was said that Qi Long’s mother went to the bank to withdraw money to buy a bracelet for Zhang Wanyi, but there was an aunt in front of the queue. The aunt forgot her bank password and said that the password was in the song, and then sang a song, I made it so difficult for the bank clerk to do day schooling - I couldn't help but laugh!
"What song?"
Qi Long opened his mouth and sang in bel canto:
[My old father, the person I love most, you have suffered ten out of three of the hardships in life. I have not done enough to be your son and daughter in this life. I beg you. You will be my father in the next life! 】
On the cross talk stage, Dongqiang has an advantage, and this singing part must be a one-liner.
You sing "My Old Father" and I'll ask "What's wrong?"
If you say "The person I love most", I will reply: "It's love!"
You are dragging me here and saying you are taking advantage, but I can refute that you are not taking advantage. You are overthinking it!
But now that he was in front of his godfather and godmother, and not on a cross talk stage, Dongqiang thought seriously: "Oh, three yao zero? What's wrong? The bank password is only three digits?"
"So Auntie has to sing it again, and there is another sentence: The sweetness of life is ten points, but you only tasted three points. The two passwords add up, 310103"
"Hahahahaha!" Qi Long's mother laughed again as she recalled the scene he encountered: "At that time, a group of us were waiting for the aunt to sing both sides of "Old Father". We all laughed so hard in the back, and the salesperson in front of us had our lips trembling. It was bitten!"
Dong Qiang laughed: "I remembered the bank password you mentioned. I have a bank card with five million in it, but I forgot the password. It costs two yuan every time I enter the password. I haven't entered it correctly for so many years. ah."
"What should we do?" Qi Long's parents were shocked.
Qi Long smiled and pushed Dong Qiang: "Mom and Dad, please ignore him, he said to use the password for the five million lottery ticket!"
"Hahahahaha!"
After rushing home, Qi Long went straight to other provinces to film "Ultimate FHM". Dong Qiang was actually in the same car with him, claiming to be there to participate in other variety shows, but Qi Long knew that there was a high probability that he was going to "Hong Kong". Men's Gang".
At the end of last season, in the special episode of "Dark Flower", Sha Yi, Shen Teng, Jia Er and Qin Xiaoxian were the flying guests, and they said that next time they would bring the strongest combat force Dong Qiang to take revenge, which would probably be This is the show.
The first episode of the FHM reunion, the second episode of the FHM VS run.
A very reasonable arrangement
Qi Long did not expose him. The two brothers chatted about their ideas for adapting some traditional jokes on the plane. Qi Long also took the opportunity to watch several cached videos of another world in the magical software. , just waiting for recording the next day.
When he went to the hotel, Qi Long also noticed that the hotel was located in the suburbs, and there was a flying and skydiving experience center next to it. He immediately took a photo of this and sent it to his brothers, telling them about the limits of the second season of "Extreme FHM" It might be coming!
The next day, Qi Long was still in his sleep when the program crew knocked on the door and woke him up. He opened his eyes, moved the sofas, tables, and bedside tables piled at the door of the room, and opened the door.
You have to be careful when recording this show, otherwise you won't be able to sleep well.
As soon as the door opened, an air hammer came in. Qi Long dodged it quickly with his eyes and hands, and looked at the staff holding the air hammer and said happily: "It's already the second season, and you still want to trick people when you get up? What a beautiful idea. !”
The staff sighed and asked him to change clothes quickly and prepare for recording.
After Qi Long changed his clothes, several burly men in suits and sunglasses rushed out, held Qi Long down, and then put an eye patch on him.
"I'm going. Are you coming back?"
I thought that the air hammer was just a means of waking me up, but I didn’t expect that what came after waking me up would be the real thing.
Qi Long was dragged out of the hotel lobby and got into a car. After getting in the car, Qi Long was still shouting: "I tell you, I have learned martial arts, swords, guns, swords and halberds."
He came up with a line from "The Bodyguard", but the guy next to him didn't respond at all, and the car started without his sight.
In the darkness, Qi Long felt that every time the vehicle traveled further, he walked forward for a while and turned a corner.
When Qi Long came to the hotel last night, he remembered that this place seemed to be a helicopter and skydiving entertainment center!
Soon, the roar of the helicopter appeared in my ears.
As soon as he got off the car, the howling wind hit Qi Long, making it difficult for him to move. Of course, there was also the reason why he was moving backwards. The big men held Qi Long between them and dragged him into the wind. Yan Min's shout came from behind Qi Long: "This time, we are going to challenge skydiving, come on, Teacher Qi!" "
"I'll fuck you!" Qi Long opened his mouth and shouted, taking a sip of wind.
Qi Long had been in a helicopter. During the chase special, he finally escaped to the helicopter and was caught by Huang Bai. The helicopter descended in front of him and did not stop the propeller. It didn't seem like this.
There is wind, but not so strong. Is the wind too strong?
Is the program team playing tricks?
Otherwise, wouldn’t it be scarier to just pull off the blindfold and let us see?
Qi Long, who believed it was a prank, began to think of ways to prove that it was a prank. For example, how could I not wear a microphone while skydiving? The equipment must be broken by then.
Just as he was thinking this, the staff took away his microphone.
Then he put on a helmet with an action camera on it, the same one he had when Qi Long was sitting on the top of the plane.
Even though he felt it was a prank, Qi Long was a little panicked: "Director Yan, come on, let's play a round of games, and whoever loses will skydive."
There was no response from anyone around, as if his words were drowned by the wind.
Qi Long was dragged into a certain cockpit and sat on someone's lap, just like a skydiving instructor leading a skydiver. Then he was put on sound-isolating headphones, and the roar was much quieter.
"A real helicopter?"
The overweight reaction of upward acceleration made Qi Long completely panicked. Although there was speculation that it was a prank, what if it wasn't? He swallowed silently, and then the helicopter began to lurch.
"When you find a flock of birds, sit still and hold them tight."
A flock of birds? Are you kidding me?
After a period of turbulence, the helicopter stabilized and his soundproof earplugs were taken off. The man behind asked, "Are you ready?"
Qi Long shouted: "No!"
"Don't worry, everything will be fine. All our skydiving bases have five-star reviews, and no one has any safety issues."
"Nonsense, you can't even get one star if you fail!"
"Haha. I'm going to open the hatch!"
"Don't"
The cabin door opened, and a gust of cold wind came in. Then the coach moved Qi Long to the side of the cabin door. His feet could no longer touch the ground.
"Three, two, one, jump!"
Qi Long was jumped down, and for a moment Qi Long felt it was over. Before this moment passed, Qi Long smashed into a lot of soft things.
Now it was immediately confirmed that it was indeed a prank.
Qi Longba pulled off his blindfold and looked around. Here was a sponge pool, and above, a van was hoisted to a height of about four or five meters by a platform, and there were mechanisms controlling it to move left and right.
As for the side, there are several huge fans and speakers, which are the source of the roar and wind.
Qi Long smiled helplessly: "You are really doing harm!"
"Hahahaha, is it realistic? Teacher Qi!" Yan Min ran over and asked.
Qi Long told the truth: "I flew in a real helicopter last season, and it felt completely different at first, so I thought it was a trick. Then when I took the microphone and the sound-isolating earmuffs, I panicked, and I felt that it was not the same model and the wind was different. , I’m still quite scared!”
It is a terrible thing to be deprived of sight. If you are not panic at first, you will feel panic in your heart. If you are panic at first, you will feel panic in your heart.
What's more, the program team actually built an elevator, giving people the feeling of being overweight in an instant
It can only be said that when the program team with limited funds pranks members and guests, the funds are unlimited
After that, Qi Long cooperated with the program crew to become a prankster, sitting in the back seat of the van and yelling. The next person to come was Wang Xun. Wang Xun was not afraid of heights and kept asking if he could take off his blindfold and skydive because he wanted to see the blue sky. White clouds.
Qi Long called from behind: "Brother Xun wants to see the blue sky and white clouds, let him jump twice, right?"
"Qi Long?"
"Brother Xun, I'm scared. They said they won't let me take off my blindfold. It's so scary."
"Don't scream. I'll panic when you scream."
Then I have to scream even more!
"Brother Xun, I heard that at this skydiving base, the skydivers only open their parachutes after free fall for a long distance."
"Don't talk nonsense, no, no, no, my heart is not good."
Panic is contagious. Wang Xun, who originally didn't have much resistance to skydiving, became a little panicked because of Qi Long's yelling.
But Wang Xun, who is not afraid of heights, is boring. The most interesting ones are Sun Honglei and Luo Zhiqiang.
As long as Zhang Yixing doesn't encounter sharp-beaked animals, he can still play this kind of project. In addition, the person teasing him is Sun Honglei. He feels more at ease when he meets Brother Honglei, and there is no program effect.
Huang Bai, like Qi Long, guessed that it was a prank, and he said it directly. He was a little panicked at the last moment, and it didn't mean much.
Sun Honglei was interesting. He was a tough guy. He was so panicked that he was sweating profusely. After finally jumping down, his legs were weak. Qi Long and Wang Xun, who were chasing him, ran two steps and collapsed on the ground.
Luo Zhiqiang was similar, panicking from beginning to end, and finally lying in the sponge pool and calling his mother
When the six-person group finished "simulating skydiving", Yan Min announced the rules of this episode:
The rule is that in the challenge performance just now, the three people with the most unstable heart rate fluctuations and the three people with the most stable heart rates will be divided into two groups to challenge, and all six people will enter a small room to accept their tasks.
After entering, Qi Long learned that the three of them with relatively stable heart rates would become the [Trophy Chasing Team] and grab the trophies of the [Trophy Guarding Team] composed of the other three people and guests, and would eventually succeed.
If the [Trophy Guarding Team] successfully brings the trophy to the final location, the Trophy Guarding Team wins.
However, why should this task be read alone?
Just when Qi Long was confused, the program team handed over a note.
"Hide your identity? I knew it wasn't that simple!"
Qi Long picked it up happily: "You are a famous trophy thief in the world. After you get the trophy, you can swap the fake trophy with the real trophy. After the swap is successful, all other members can be punished. The punishment is: parachute!"
Let me go. Originally there were only three people in the trophy chasing team and no guests. Now I have to play the whole game? (End of chapter)