Chapter 32: Salesman, you deceived me so hard
Seeing the loquat tree spirit pouting and kissing her, she quickly turned her head and struggled hard: "I don't want it, I don't want it! I don't want to get married with you, and I don't want to practice dual cultivation with you!"
The tree spirit pressed her fiercely, with a sullen look on his face: "You and I are already husband and wife. You should cooperate with me in whatever I want to do! How can a woman refuse her husband in bed?!"
Xiao Baojing gritted his teeth: "Don't say that we didn't get married at all. Even if we did get married, why can't a woman refuse her husband?! This kind of thing should happen when you and I are consensual! You don't understand etiquette, you Go away!”
She pushed the dryad away with all her strength.
Unexpectedly, the tree spirit suddenly became angry and slapped Xiao Baojing with his palm as big as a cattail leaf fan!
With quick eyes and quick hands, Xiao Baojing rolled on the spot and rolled out of the Babu bed.
She staggered to the Eight Immortals table, picked up an oil lamp and held it high: "You... if you dare to mess around again, I will burn you to death!"
She threatened fiercely, but her heart seemed to be beating a small drum.
These tree spirits should be afraid of fire, right?
The loquat tree spirit laughed.
He tore open his clothes, revealing his burly and muscular body: "Woman, I'm not afraid of fire! If you don't come over and obey me, I won't care about Miss Huo's face and will use force on you! At that time, you will still be the one who suffers. ! Come here now, immediately!”
Xiao Baojing couldn't survive.
She stared at the loquat tree spirit nervously, still holding the oil lamp high.
The lamp tilted unconsciously, and the hot sesame oil slid down the girl's white arms. She was so filled with fear that she couldn't even notice the pain.
The loquat tree spirit was angry.
The next moment, countless dense branches and leaves grew out of his body, quickly passed through the boudoir, swept down the screens, tables, chairs, vases, teapots, and attacked Xiao Baojing fiercely!
The oncoming wind is sharp and dangerous!
Xiao Baojing was so frightened that she knelt on the ground and closed her eyes tightly——
In an instant, dark clouds covered the moon outside the window.
The world seemed to have fallen into chaos and darkness.
Substantial, rich black shadows extended from every corner. The lights in the boudoir were extinguished, leaving only the oil lamp in Xiao Baojing's hand, which cast a small ball of orange light and shadow, shrouding her in it.
Everything was silent.
Xiao Baojing waited for a long time, but he still didn't feel like he was about to die.
She tentatively opened a slit of her eyes slowly.
Countless sharp branches and leaves suddenly stopped in front of her, only half an inch away from her face.
For a moment, those branches and leaves seemed to sense some terrifying danger behind her, trembled, and suddenly retracted.
Shang Bingjiu put his hands in his hands and stood behind Xiao Baojing with a half-smile.
The young man's collar is white and clean, and his bright yellow robe with wide sleeves hangs down like flowing clouds. The snow-white fox face mask hanging on his waist uses pink rouge to outline the tail of his eyes. The curvature is exactly the same as the young man's fox eyes, which is slightly upturned, and he is charming and graceful.
He is the only bright color in the darkness.
Xiao Baojing looked at the floor.
The oil lamp should have cast her shadow on the floor, but at this moment, her shadow was covered by another shadow.
She looked back slowly.
The moment he saw Shang Bingjiu, his dark pupils suddenly narrowed.
Salesman? !
Why is he here? !
Shang Bingjiu turned a blind eye to her astonishment, squatted down on one knee beside her, took the oil lamp she held in her hand and placed it next to her.
He lifted up Xiao Baojing's sleeves, and the girl's jade-white arms turned red.
He lowered his fox eyes and quietly raised his sleeve to wipe the sesame oil from her arm.
He took out another box of snow-white ointment made from Bingpo Qiongling flower, picked it up with his little finger, and spread it bit by bit on the burned area.
The redness of the burns faded at a speed visible to the naked eye, but the girl's skin was still delicate and white, which reminded Shang Bingjiu of the soft protein exposed when Xiao Qian peeled off the red eggs. Want to eat.
He quietly ground his canines and raised Yanli's affectionate fox eyes: "Is the little princess still in pain?"
Xiao Baojing shook his head subconsciously, came to his senses, and stammered: "You, you, you...I, I, I..."
"Didn't you say on paper that you were a puppet?" Shang Bingjiu smiled warmly, "So, that person who secretly filled my rice vat with rice and stuffed my sleeves with candies? , not a fairy, but you?”
Xiao Baojing's cheeks were slightly red and he nodded slightly.
It's embarrassing to be discovered by the rightful owner when you do good deeds.
Thinking of something, she quickly explained: "Although I look like a monster, I am not a bad person! You..."
Don't burn me to death.
"There are good and evil spirits in the world, and I naturally believe that the little princess is the good kind." Shang Bingjiu helped Xiao Baojing up, and then looked at the dumbfounded loquat tree spirit beside him, "He is the evil kind, little princess." , hit him.”
Xiao Baojing: "Ah?!"
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He asked her, a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken, to fight a tree spirit who had cultivated into an adult? !
What's the difference between this and the Nine-Headed Insect sending Ben Bo'er Ba to get rid of Tang Monk's master and disciples!
Xiao Baojing: "Really?"
"Fight."
Xiao Baojing swallowed, not knowing where he got the courage. He picked up a stick and walked to the tree spirit on tiptoe with his embroidered shoes.
She trembled and raised the stick——
Then he gently hit the tree spirit on the head.
She turned around and smiled uglier than crying: "I'm done!"
The loquat tree spirit's face turned livid: "Little girl, I can't deal with him, so why can't I deal with you?!"
The branches all over his body flailed around again, he grabbed Xiao Baojing's neck and lifted her into the air.
Xiao Baojing couldn't breathe and struggled desperately with his hands and feet.
She is so crazy!
She actually listened to the salesman and came to beat up a tree spirit!
"Help...Help..." She cried hoarsely for help. She realized that there was only one salesman in the boudoir, and she was immediately discouraged. "Forget it, you'd better run away and leave me alone!"
Shang Bingjiu was in his hands, and his voice was still gentle and gentle: "Don't you want to cultivate as an adult, little princess? Now is a good opportunity. Defeat him and swallow his elixir, which will help you cultivate."
Xiao Baojing: "Aren't you a street vendor? How do you know so much?"
Shang Bingjiu paused and said, "Have you forgotten, little princess? My brother is a demon subduing master, so naturally I am too."
"What?! Are you a demon subduer?! Didn't you already know that I became a spirit?! Salesman, you deceived me so hard!"
"Sorry. But I love dressing up and bathing the little princess."
"I'm sorry! And you have the nerve to take a shower and change clothes?!"
"Actually, on the night of the bath, I knew that the little princess wanted to wear a larger size, but I thought the size was really not suitable. You fit the smallest size."
Xiao Baojing: "..."
How could he say such cold and cruel words in such a calm tone?
She kicked desperately: "You——"
"Shut up!"
The dryad was angry.
He is the best tree in the Loquat Garden, yet no one cares about him!
(End of chapter)