Chapter 289 Is this too insidious? (3k)
Hearing the word "chili noodles" spoken in dialect, several of the big boys around him were obviously startled, thinking that this was another name for some kind of kung fu.
"Master, what do you mean by chili noodles?" Xiao Maozi Anton asked the dialect.
Dialect:
"It literally means a fine powder made from dried chili peppers. It is used to carry on the body. If necessary, it can be spread out and used as a hidden weapon."
Discovering that the answer was so simple and unpretentious, a trace of shock flashed across everyone's faces. Anton opened his mouth and said:
"Huh? Is this okay?"
Fang Yan glanced at him and could only point to the bruises on his face that had not completely dissipated:
"It's okay. Since they can fight more and less, why can't you use chili batter to paste their eyes?"
"There is a saying that war never tires of deceit. I believe you have all heard it."
Several people nodded.
"Chili noodles are just for self-protection. They don't mess with you. If you don't use them, no one can fault them."
Fang Yan's advice is to use this thing to protect yourself, at least you won't be provoked by others, and then surrounded and beaten, without even a chance to resist.
Anton asked worriedly:
"It won't be too lethal, right?"
Dialect replied:
"I have experience in using it. Its lethality is not even as powerful as the punch in your eye."
"If you are really worried, you can soak the chili noodles in water, which will reduce the lethality."
At this time, others finally realized that Anton's master was really teaching them to make this kind of thing look unexpected.
Chen Yu, the leader of several people, asked Fang Yan:
"Uncle Fang, is this a biological weapon?"
Fang Yan was made to laugh a little by his words.
He held it back abruptly, shook his head and said:
"No, it's just a seasoning packet before it's sprinkled out."
Fang Weiguo, who seemed the most honest among them, asked:
"Isn't this too insidious?"
When Fang Yan heard what he said, even before he could answer, Zhang Haiyang among them slapped his thigh and stood up, saying:
"Damn, they've beaten us up like this. It's insidious or not. As long as we can get back on our feet, I think this chili noodles is really good."
"Everyone comes here with their eyes and chili powder with their fists. No one is more noble or more despicable."
"And we didn't say we would take the initiative to use it! We only use it to protect ourselves. If they don't make trouble like they did today, can we call them in the face?"
After saying this, Li Jun stood up and agreed:
"I think Haiyang is right."
He asked in dialect:
"By the way, Uncle Fang, where do you think the chili noodles produced in the place are better?"
Fang Yan didn't expect this kid to be so receptive and was already preparing to buy chili noodles.
After thinking for a while, I said to them:
"Try to choose something that is not too spicy. After all, you just want to protect yourself, not kill them."
Li Jun asked curiously:
"Can chili peppers kill people?"
Fang Yan thought of those amazingly spicy chili peppers in his previous life and taught them science:
"Theoretically, there is such a kind of pepper in the world that can kill people, but you probably don't have access to that kind of thing at the moment, because they are all abroad."
At this time, Chen Yu on the side took over and said:
"Uncle Fang is right. You really can't choose something too spicy. It seems we have to go to the vegetable market to make a good choice."
After hearing this, Anton asked:
"Brother Yu, do you agree to use chili noodles?"
As the eldest among the five, Chen Yu is more concerned about winning or losing in this matter. He has already agreed with the opinions just provided by Fang Yan. Now among the five, only Anton and Fang Weiguo are hesitant. Li Jun and Zhang Haiyang behave Very supportive.
So Chen Yu could only point to his eyes and said:
"There is no way, who told them not to practice martial ethics first?"
"Hit more with less, and after the beating, they deliberately slapped our eyes like this. They were the ones who went so far in the first place. We are just retaliating with tooth. Even if people outside know about it, they will not say that we are not."
"People are bullied when they are good, and people take advantage of them when they are good. We can't just let it go. Moreover, they are the ones who trouble us first. We bring chili noodles to defend ourselves."
Although he was talking about self-defense, he was already mentally planning how to provoke the other person when they met, and then fool him in the face.
"I agree! I don't use trolls to shoot them. I think it's very reasonable." Li Jun responded.
Zhang Haiyang also nodded at this time:
"Yes, I think it makes sense. They beat our eyes like this, and we paste them with chili noodles. It's just a courtesy."
Seeing the two people expressing their opinions, Chen Yu said:
"Now that three of the five of us agree, let's consider this matter passed."
Anton said at this time:
"Actually, I also agree."
He raised his hands as he spoke.
Finally, Fang Weiguo was left, and he also raised his hand:
"Then everyone agrees and I have no objection, so do I!"
……
In the end, the five of them unanimously approved the weaponization bill of chili noodles, and the flames of revenge were burning in their hearts.
After comprehensive deliberation, it was decided that as long as they are provoked by the other party next time, they will be "forced to fight back", leaving everyone unable to find fault. Fang Yan himself didn't expect that his acquaintance with these big courtyard brothers would actually start from such an incident.
In the following time, they did not let Fang Yan help with makeup, thinking that the condition on their faces would be similar and would not be noticed, so they all couldn't wait to go to the vegetable market to choose chili noodles.
When they left, they told Fang Yan that they would definitely come over to tell Fang Yan the good news after their victory.
Seeing them look like they had obtained a secret weapon, Fang Yan couldn't help but remind:
"If there are many of them, your best choice is to run."
"Chili noodles are most effective when they can only be used by a single person. When there are more people, people will be on guard when they see you using it. Don't spread the chili noodles and get beaten up. That would be... It’s not worth it.”
Facts have proved that the cold water poured on dialects is really meaningful.
A few of them really planned to use less chili powder and more.
After sending them away, Dialect returned to the front yard.
Looking at the furniture placed in the three rooms of the reverse house, I felt that after working for so long, I finally put this house to use, and I was already planning in my mind what kind of people would be best placed in these places.
Mr. Zhu came all the way, so he must have a room. If the eldest sister comes back, she should also want one.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
One room is left for others to share.
Then there are some rooms in the yard, where relatives from far away can also be arranged.
Most of Fang Yan's relatives are from Beijing.
So there is no need to worry about accommodation. Many relatives of the Zhu family will come from other places.
If you really can't live there, you can only arrange to go to a guest house. These father-in-laws have plans.
A little later, Fang Yan brought back some soil. Last time he planned to find a piece of land to plant things. The soil box was already ready, but he never had time to get the soil.
Today I finally thought about it and took care of it.
I planted the green onions, garlic sprouts and leeks that I have longed for. The weather is still hot at the moment, so they are suitable for growth and will be delicious for a few crops.
Next, he returned to his study, picked up the typewriter, and continued to type the contents of "Chinese Medicine Processing".
The more content you type out now, the less time it will take later.
Ever since there was a hiccup in the promotion of Breaking the Heart Soup, Fang Yan has been particularly interested in this book.
When it was time to get off work, everyone in the family came back. They came to the reverse room where the furniture had been moved in, and experienced each room.
My mother even suggested that we have dinner in the front yard tonight.
Consider it a completion ceremony.
After all, although Fangyan took the workers here to have hot pot last time, the furniture was not moved in at that time. Now that the furniture is moved in and people are actually living in it, it is officially completed.
Everyone in the family agreed with this sense of ritual, so that night the family set the table here and had a dinner.
However, after the meal, I lamented that it was indeed not as comfortable as living in the main courtyard in the front. Although the layout was similar, I still felt that it was a bit boring here.
This is actually something in architectural Feng Shui. Fang Yan was just borrowing books from Le Miao's family at that time, and occasionally read some books covering this aspect.
The ancient Chinese people's research on this aspect had already begun a long time ago.
But it was lost again in modern times.
In fact, some of the newly built buildings in the capital are very particular about these things.
The Feng Shui pattern in some places was specially designed by experts who were paid by the government to see it.
Just like the two fire unicorns at the entrance of Dashilan Tongrentang.
The unicorns displayed in other places are all water unicorns, but here only the fire unicorns are used.
Those were all guided by experts.
……
Time soon came to the next day. Fang Yan went to work early in the morning. He did not go to Tongrentang first, but went to the previous state-owned restaurant.
I asked about the female worker who was bitten by a snake yesterday.
The person at the store replied that he had recovered yesterday afternoon.
Fang Yan then rode his bicycle to Tongrentang.
Today is Sunday, there are many people in the store, and Fang Yan is also busy with his feet on the ground. There are always patients who come from other places to take advantage of the weekend vacation.
Fang Yan was busy until dinner time today, and then he saw the patients who came to see him.
And Fang Yan also discovered one thing. It was obvious that more people came to the store to buy Ji Desheng's snake medicine today.
These are some nearby neighbors, because they heard that the female worker in a state-owned restaurant was cured yesterday with Ji Desheng snake medicine.
So everyone planned to buy some Ji Desheng snake medicine back in case of emergency.
All the Ji Desheng snake medicine in stock in the store was sold out at once.
But no matter what, Fang Yan finally got through the day with the most patients in a week.
Next, he will go to the institute tomorrow, Monday, to officially take over his new book writing team.
ps: The 6,000 words have basically been updated, and there will be more updates later.
(End of chapter)