Chapter 352 I gave him three silver dollars and he almost killed me
Facing an old man who had a strong prejudice against Chinese medicine, Fang Yan tried his best to make his words more precise.
Regarding whether it could be cured immediately with an injection, Fang Yan said to the old man:
"Acupuncture won't make you heal right away, but it can definitely deal with the problem of inability to urinate."
"The inability to urinate is called urinary retention and anuria in Western medicine. In traditional Chinese medicine, it is called closed syndrome. It is also called closed syndrome in "Lingshu. Benshu"."
"This name first came from "Suwen. Wuchang Zhengda Lun"."
"Meaning: A closed person has difficulty urinating, and a swollen person has trouble urinating."
"In "Jingyue Quanshu Long Guan", the causes of long closed are summarized into four aspects: some are caused by fire evil gathering in the small intestine and bladder, which means the water springs have dried up and the air valve is blocked due to heat; some are caused by heat in the liver and kidneys. Or It may be caused by insufficiency of semen or blood, blocking the water channel; sometimes it is caused by the exhaustion of the true yang, the Yuanhai has no roots, and the qi is blocked; sometimes it is caused by the strong liver qi, which hinders the bladder and the qi is blocked.”
"This is a very typical disease. Ancient people have been researching treatment options thousands of years ago. Gay men will basically encounter it more or less as they get older."
The old man looked dazed, nodded and said:
"Although I don't understand very well, if you can tell the truth, you must be really capable."
After speaking, he paused, and then asked again to the dialect:
"I just have a question. After being pricked, can I urinate immediately?"
The old man doesn't care about anything else, he only cares about this practical issue, and peeing every day is what annoys him the most.
It's obviously very bloated, but I just can't urinate. Even if I pee, only a little.
I have to stay in the toilet for a long time just to be able to divide the urine into several times. It is simply painful.
So he wanted to know whether the dialect's solution to the problem meant what he thought.
"If you just said you pee, that's no problem." Fang Yan nodded.
Then he added:
"It's just that we still need follow-up treatment to get rid of the root cause of the disease. Otherwise, we can only take care of it for a week at most, and the problem will remain unchanged."
Hearing this, the old man stretched out his hand and said:
"Then what are you waiting for? If you can see immediate results, just stick to it!"
Fang Yan pointed to the bed beside him and said:
"You have to lie down on the bed and I will stab your lower body."
The old man was shocked and blurted out:
"You want to stab my thing in the head?"
Fang Yan was speechless and explained to him:
"No, I mainly acupuncture Guanyuan and Zhongji in the lower abdomen, and then Zusanli, Sanyinjiao and Yinlingquan in the lower limbs."
When the old man heard the explanation in dialect, he breathed a sigh of relief and nodded:
"Oh, that...that's okay!"
Fang Yan asked him:
"Do you have alcohol and cotton here?"
"Yes!" The old man nodded, and then shouted outside:
"Ronaldo!"
The door was opened and Sister Luo walked in.
The old man waved his hand:
"Bring me the medical kit from home!"
The latter nodded and immediately retreated. At this time, several people outside the door looked inside, and Ye Yun asked:
"Grandpa, are you going to start treatment?"
The old man nodded:
"Well, they said they would give me two injections first and the problem would be solved in a while."
When Ye Yun heard that the problem could be cured with just acupuncture, Ye Yun still remained skeptical. She said:
"Brother-in-law, can you just give me two injections?"
This is also what others want to ask.
Dialect said:
"It's not just two needles, it looks like nine needles, and acupuncture only temporarily relieves symptoms, and then it needs to be treated with traditional Chinese medicine."
"Oh...oh-oh!" Ye Yun suddenly realized.
Zhu Lang also said:
"I'm just saying, it's not that simple."
At this time, Xie Yongliang frowned and asked:
"However, nine injections can relieve the symptoms? This is a condition that lasts for many days."
Xie Yongzhen reminded at this time:
"Brother, you forgot again, he is the one who prescribes prescriptions for stroke treatment."
Xie Yongliang suddenly realized.
Because the old man doesn't believe in traditional Chinese medicine, the whole family doesn't believe in it either. The hospitals in their army basically focus on Western medicine for battlefield rescue.
So I really don’t know much about Chinese medicine.
Xie Yongguang, who had been silent, frowned and asked:
"Is Chinese medicine really so magical?"
Dialect explained:
"It's not that Chinese medicine is magical, it's that the meridians of the human body are magical. Traditional Chinese medicine is like finding a switch and a key, using the right method to make the body respond accordingly."
After hearing the metaphor of dialects, everyone looked astonished.
At this moment, Sister Luo held a medical kit with a red cross on it:
"The medical kit is here."
The old man pointed at the dialect to Sister Luo and motioned to give it to him.
After getting the result, I opened it and looked at it. There was alcohol and cotton inside.
There are also many tools, which are really well prepared.
The old man said to the others:
"Okay, just wait outside. I'll be done in a while."
After finishing speaking, he was not sure whether it would be done in a while, so he asked Fang Yan:
"Young man, it will be done in a moment, right?"
Dialect said:
"It takes half an hour, and the needle must be left on the acupuncture point."
The old man said:
"Oh, half an hour is not long." Then, he waved to the other grandchildren at home, and then asked them to close the door.
After closing the door, Fang Yan directed the old man to lie down on the bed, lift up his clothes to expose his lower abdomen, and then lift his trouser legs to his knees.
Then Fang Yan began to disinfect his acupuncture points with alcohol and cotton.
While disinfecting, he said to the old man:
"When I give the injection later, your lower abdomen will contract and twitch, don't be nervous."
"You're looking down on me, old man. I crawled out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. Two needles are just a small scene." Even now, the old man has not forgotten to talk about his courage in the past.
Dialect said to him:
"Okay, just lie still and relax, and I'll start right away."
Then Fang Yan took out the filiform needle from his wrist and stabbed it into Guanyuan point.
After gaining qi, use the calming and diarrhea techniques in the program Sancai Needle and start the operation.
Mr. Xie immediately reacted and said:
"Young man, why do I feel so cold in my stomach?"
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Fang Yan did not hide anything from him, and immediately explained:
"This is using acupuncture to relieve diarrhea, which means the treatment is in place."
Then Fang Yan placed another needle on the Zhongji acupoint. After moving it twice, the old man said in surprise:
"Ouch! My stomach is really cramping!"
The dialect told him:
"Don't be nervous, relax and slow down your breathing!"
"What's the principle of this?" Mr. Xie felt that his body was not his own, but was being fiddled with at will in Fang Yan's hands, as if he was repairing a machine, so he asked quickly.
Dialect explained:
"The acupoints are stimulated and the internal organs respond."
And told him:
"Relax, I'll give you stitches on your feet."
Then, Fang Yan began to apply acupuncture points on his legs one by one.
After each needle was inserted, the old man's lower abdomen would twitch in waves, as if some switch in his body had really been turned.
"Why are my legs so hot now?" the old man asked.
Fang Yan responded casually:
"This is to replenish the energy, don't move."
Mr. Xie felt different temperature differences in several acupuncture points, and then felt as if a stream of Qi began to circulate in the lower body.
It suddenly felt quite magical.
Wait until Dialect finishes the last stitch, and then start timing.
The old man said to the dialect:
"Young man, you can tell from the first glance that you have real skills. Everything you do is justified. You are not like the bastard I met when I was young, who knew how to deceive people."
When Fang Yan heard the old man say this, he knew he was going to tell a story about his youth.
So while cleaning up the scene, I waited for him to continue.
The old man looked up at the ceiling, lost in memories.
He said:
"I was young at that time and had just joined the army. At that time, there were winds and rains. My food was poor and my life was miserable. I always lost the battles. I was so unlucky at that time that even if I drank cold water, it would fill my teeth. .”
"Once I got sick, I had a fever, pain all over my body, and a dry cough all the time. The people in the army didn't know how to treat it. There was really no way. I found a traditional Chinese medicine doctor in the local county."
"That man is quite famous in the local area. He said that he can tell what disease a person has by using his birth date and horoscope, and then prescribe medicine to cure the disease. Anyway, everyone calls him the Ten Thousand God Doctor."
"It is said that he is a royal doctor in some palace. He looks very impressive."
Fang Yan couldn't help but say:
"You had no suspicion at that time?"
Fang Yan had also heard of this method in his previous life.
In fact, it is the method of Taoist medicine.
The five movements are used to distinguish the seasons, and the six qi are used to detect the pathogenesis.
He remembered that in his previous life, a traditional Chinese medicine doctor in Linyi, Shandong Province knew how to do this.
Fang Yan himself doesn’t have this ability at the moment, so he doesn’t know whether it’s true or not.
Old Man Xie said:
"I wasn't knowledgeable at that time. Everyone said he was a god, so I believed him."
"Then I went to find him."
At this point, he became a little excited and raised three fingers at the dialect:
"At that time, I told him my birthday and birth date, and he asked me for three silver dollars as soon as I opened my mouth."
Fang Yan had no idea about silver dollars. The old man reacted and immediately explained:
"One silver dollar at that time could buy 60 kilograms of rice, but he wanted 180 kilograms of rice at once!"
Converted to today's price, the price of rice in Beijing is almost forty-five yuan, not counting food stamps, which is indeed quite a lot.
"In the end, he prescribed Chinese medicine for half a month and asked me to take it back and drink it."
"I really believed him, but within five days of drinking it, I started to bleed."
"I am so confused that I feel like I am about to see the door of hell closed."
"At that time, I really relied on my luck. I had to survive for half a month and survived."
After saying this, he clenched his fists excitedly and said:
"After I recovered from my illness, I went to settle the score with this bastard. I had an idea at that time that I must kill him with my own hands!"
“After I went there, I found out that this guy had run away a few days ago.”
"I heard from other people that he had the concubine of another big shot executed, and they are also looking for him to settle the score."
"What happened next?" Fang Yan asked.
"Later, I never saw that bastard again, and I never believed in Chinese medicine!" The old man sighed and shook his head.
Putting yourself in his shoes, Dialect is particularly able to understand him.
Just when Fang Yan was about to say something, the old man suddenly touched his belly and said:
"Ouch, wait... I feel like it's working down there!"
After saying that, he immediately sat up and said while busy putting on his slippers:
"No, no, I won't tell you anymore, here comes the piss!"
(End of chapter)