Chapter 16 I can be your dog
"Hey, my dear mother!"
Unexpectedly, Hei Wuchang met Song Lan, who was standing in the courtyard with a sullen face and was very unhappy. His legs went weak and he almost fell to the ground.
Pretending to be calm, he straightened the four words "Peace in the World" with the black hat that was swaying a little crookedly. He wiped his face and looked away at the sky: "The moonlight is beautiful today. It’s so good, hahahahaha, so good, so good.”
The person pretending to admire the moon turned around, rubbed oil on his soles, and ran away quickly.
Ah haha, he didn't see anything.
Didn't see it.
Run, run!
Dead legs, run quickly!
At this moment, Hei Wuchang only wished that time could go back, as if he had never been here.
"Where are you going, Master Fan?"
Song Lan's ghostly voice reached people's ears, scaring them so much that they swallowed their saliva.
Hei Wuchang pretended to be calm.
Can't hear, can't hear!
Lao Hei, I forgot to pick out my ears recently. My ears are so hard that I can’t hear anything. I can’t hear anything.
Dead legs, run quickly!
When Black Impermanence arrives, it is majestic, and when it leaves, it is swift and lightning-fast, and disappears in the blink of an eye.
The small courtyard returned to calm.
It seemed as if everything just now was just an illusion and nothing happened.
Song Lan:...
Is she some kind of evil ghost who can eat ghosts?
Eh? It seems to be true!
The young man looked dumbfounded.
Liu Yueniang also regained her composure, but her soul became lighter in color, as if it was about to become transparent and disappear.
“Aniang!”
The young man wanted to step forward, but he didn't dare to step forward. He was afraid that if he didn't understand anything and acted rashly, he would harm his mother-in-law.
He looked at Song Lan: "I can do anything you want to do for you."
"Be your knife, be your dog."
"I will kill whoever you want to kill."
"I will bite whoever you need me to bite."
The young man said loudly: "I will be your best dog and knife."
"I just ask you to save my mother."
He thought that this man was even afraid of Hei Wucheng and ran away without looking back.
There must be a way to save his mother.
Song Lan raised her eyebrows.
"Your Excellency, you came to my house on a special trip, right? I guess you have a grudge against the Zhang family?"
The young man calmed down and analyzed his advantages with others.
"The Zhang family's actions today are probably due to a sudden illness and seeking medical treatment. But it also proves that they really urgently need an heir who can be the top scorer in high school."
"The big exam is coming soon. When I go to high school, the Zhang family will definitely use the strength of the whole family to help me get to the top."
"Don't you think that just when they thought they could regain their glory, it would be more satisfying to take revenge when the good young man they had devoted all their efforts to cultivate was stabbed in the back?"
Song Lan said "ha": "Are you so sure that you can pass the exam?"
"I'm not sure."
"There are people outside the world, and there are mountains outside the mountains. The imperial government has set up imperial examinations to select talents, but only a hundred or so number one scholars have been produced."
The young man straightened his back and showed no signs of cowardice.
"Since the Zhang family can do this kind of thing of using a concubine as a direct descendant, it shows that the family tradition is not right."
He sneered: "Under the so-called clear name, I'm afraid there are countless dirt hidden."
"Even if I can't win the top prize in high school and rise to prominence, there are other ways to destroy the whole Zhang family!"
"Don't you want to see those things with human faces and animal hearts, and their ugly faces when the evidence is revealed?"
Song Lan smiled, as if someone had aroused her interest: "You?"
"I am willing to do my best for you!"
The young man surrendered sincerely and laid his head on the ground.
Song Lan stared at the person for a while, pretending to think.
"I don't really like testing human nature."
She put her foot on the boy's head and said in a frivolous tone: "If you want to be my dog, you have to make sure that you, the dog, won't bite me again after biting the Zhang family, right?"
Song Lan opened his hand, and a ball of black energy condensed in his palm, finally condensing into a black pill.
"I have one here..."
Before he finished speaking, the boy at his feet already said eagerly: "I am willing to eat!"
Song Lan moved his feet, took two steps back, and raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid it's poison?"
"The Zhang family hasn't been wiped out yet, sir, you won't let me die now, right?"
The young man tried his best to smile: "I just have to endure some hardship...ah!"
When he was talking, Song Lan simply threw the little black pill into the person's mouth.
Huge pain instantly spreads all over the person's body.
It was as if his internal organs were being burned by fire again, and it was so uncomfortable that he wanted to tear himself apart.
After a while, the whole person seemed to have fallen into an ice hole again, and his whole body was frozen.
Snakes crawl, ants bite, sharp beaks peck...
The boy seemed to have been tortured dozens of times, his whole body was soaked with sweat, and his whole body looked like he had been fished out of water.
"I regret it now, but I can give you a happy one."
Song Lan's voice was confusing. "No regrets!" The boy squeezed out each word through his teeth, extremely determined.
"Make a deal with evil spirits, and your soul will be annihilated after death, and you will never be able to enter reincarnation again!"
"No regrets!"
No matter how many times Song Lan asked, the boy always said "no regrets" categorically.
She was almost touched by the infancy of animals.
"Then - as you wish!"
Hei Wuchang, who had just run back to the underworld and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly felt a huge suction force behind his back. In the blink of an eye, he was pulled out of the underworld.
Eh?
Eh eh eh?
What's going on?
Hei Wuchang fell to the ground with a thud. He yelled twice, and without thinking, he cursed: "What kind of blind thing has plotted against your grandpa and me? I'm so tired of living - ah! ah ah Ah!”
He raised his head and met Song Lan's eyes, wishing he could die immediately.
"Lord Fan."
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Song Lan greeted people friendly: "Good evening!"
"I can't feel any better after seeing you!"
Hei Wuchang wanted to cry but had no tears, so he muttered softly.
"What did you say?"
Song Lan squinted her eyes and looked at Hei Wuchang with a hidden knife in her hair.
"I said, sister-in-law, you summoned me here. Do you have something to tell me?"
Hei Wuchang stepped forward with a flattering smile.
"Arrange a reincarnation for her."
Song Lan pointed to the lonely Liu Yueniang beside her, who had returned to a confused state.
Hei Wuchang looked troubled: "Hey, little aunt, this matter of reincarnation is not my responsibility."
Song Lan glanced at him coldly.
Hei Wuchang swallowed the non-existent saliva: "Besides, this new soul escaped halfway. According to the law, it will be sent to hell to serve a sentence of three hundred years before it can be reincarnated according to its merits and demerits during life."
"You're like this——"
It's against the rules!
Hei Wuchang met the person's eyes and didn't dare to say the next words.
Song Lan had no expression on his face: "Can - or - can't."
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Seeing that the resentment on the person's body was getting heavier, Hei Wuchang immediately lay flat on his back and died.
Why should he show off his grievances that even the new Xiao Yan Jun couldn't get rid of?
"I don't know, what kind of family do you want to give her?"
"My lady? Princess? Or Her Majesty the Queen?"
Hei Wuchang Fly rubbed his hands and smiled very flatteringly.
Song Lan:...
She kicked the boy who was tortured by resentment and already looked like a living person slightly dead.
"Let me ask you, what family will you be reincarnated into?"
The young man felt his consciousness being pulled out of the chaos, and he woke up briefly.
"Everything depends on the adults."
He gave a flattering reply.
Song Lan:...
Asking is the same as not asking.
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Xie family.
In the brightly lit main courtyard, the serious masters of the Xie family all had gloomy faces.
"Song Lan hasn't come back yet?"
Mrs. Lu shook her head: "The concierge just replied, but he hasn't replied yet."
"Send more people and go out to search! Search quickly!"
As soon as the angry voice of Xie Shangqi, the eldest son of the Xie family, fell, a man hurried in from outside and said with a breath: "Back, back!"
"My cousin is back!"
Xie Shangqi glanced at Mrs. Xie, Song Lan's direct grandmother Zhou, who was sitting next to her.
Mrs. Zhou glared at the concierge and slapped the table twice angrily: "Hurry up and get this rebellious and unfilial daughter to come to the main courtyard!"
"Come on your knees!"
She covered her heart with gestures, as if her heart ached because of Song Lan's anger.
Xie Shangqi pretended to be concerned and said anxiously: "Mom, don't get so angry."
"Sister Lan is just young and ignorant. If you talk to her properly and teach her, she will know she is wrong."
Mrs. Zhou beat her heart a few times and said, "That's all. Children and grandchildren are all debtors. As long as she can realize her mistakes, she will still be my cousin of the Xie family. I will teach her well on behalf of her mother." She has a way with people.”
It sounds like being the cousin of the Xie family is a huge charity.
In the gaps between mother and son's pretense, the concierge comes and returns.
"Where are the people from Song Lan?" Madam Lu asked with a frown full of disgust without seeing anyone.
The concierge looked embarrassed: "This..."
"If you have anything to say, just say it. What does it look like to hesitate?"
Mrs. Lu scolded the person, which slightly dissipated the anger that had been harboring in her heart since she came back from the Spring Banquet.
The concierge looked at Mrs. Lu, then at Xie Shangqi and Mrs. Xie Zhou, who were sitting above them.
"My cousin said, said——"
(End of chapter)