Chapter 40 Sex, whatever I want
"It's not impossible to let you go."
Song Lan thought he was interesting, so she thought of teasing him and laughed twice, like a ghost.
"But how are you going to repay my kindness?"
Liu Wu didn't expect that this female ghost was so easy to talk to.
You can actually bargain!
"I, I will burn paper money for you, okay?"
"I, I, I, I will provide you with longevity tablets, and the fragrance of flowers and fruits will continue every day. I, my family is rich, and there are many, many people. I will invite a maid... No, no, no, I will invite a young man, a beautiful young man, who can sing The kind that can dance, wait for you and offer you incense every day, do you think it’s okay?”
Song Lan:...
She couldn't help but laugh a few times.
Just the sudden laughter made it even more terrifying in this gloomy night.
"The Immortality Card? Isn't that for living people?"
The corner of Song Lan's lips curled up slightly: "Can you offer it to an evil spirit like me?"
Liu Wu was confused.
He racked his brains and thought over and over again. He was not sure and asked tentatively: "Then, shall I offer you a merit card?"
This should be for dead people...ah no, dead ghosts, right?
Liu Wu was a little anxious.
This involves some knowledge blind spots.
He has never died either... How do you know what to offer to the living and what to offer to the dead?
But he has a bright mind!
When he mentioned the word "merit", his mouth moved faster than his brain: "Ms. Ghost, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If you let me go, that is a great merit!! God will reward you. !”
"When the time comes, with your merits and virtues, you may be able to ascend to immortality!!"
But he didn't expect that these words, which sounded so flattering, would firmly step into Song Lan's minefield.
"God? Reward me?" Her tone was faint.
Liu Wu didn't notice: "Yes, yes, God has the virtue of good life. Knowing that you are so kind and have accumulated merits, he is willing to definitely reward you!"
"Isn't it the old saying, good people are rewarded..."
"But I am an evil ghost."
Song Lan sneered: "God? Reward me? Is it worthy?"
When she said this, she looked up at the dark night sky with disdain.
Liu Wu was stunned.
In hindsight - it was broken! Could it be that he said something wrong?
His mouth was slightly open, and he couldn't say anything for a while. Cold sweat fell from his head. He was so frightened that he didn't even dare to wipe it. He let the sweat fall to the ground and slipped into his eyes, which stung extremely painfully.
"Ms. Ghost..."
Liu Wu swallowed and wanted to make a few quibbles to regain his life.
But at this time, he regretted that he had not studied hard at the beginning, and his mouth opened, suddenly showing that he was at a loss for words.
"Yes, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing. No, I didn't mean to offend you."
Liu Wu was trembling, shaking like chaff, with runny nose and tears. In just a few breaths, he had already decided where to bury him after his death.
"Mom, Dad, my son is unfilial and cannot support you until the end of your life. You two elders must take good care of your health in the future. If you are still young and can still have children, have another child!"
"When the time comes, I must tell my unborn little brother not to imitate his unsatisfactory elder brother and come here to have fun and prove that he is the most talented man."
"Why are you not afraid of ghosts?"
"I'm almost scared to death, wuwuwu..."
Song Lan listened to the person mumbling and said a lot of things in a short time. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he admired this person's ability to talk.
If he were to sign up for a dish, he would definitely be very powerful.
"But——"
She smiled and said: "What you just said, fruits and fragrances are constantly offered to me every day, and you can also find some beautiful boys to sing and dance to add to the fun. I think it's pretty good!"
Liu Wu said a few words about his last wish, then paused for a moment, and then his eyes lit up. Um?
Are things going to turn around?
Is everything coming out? !
He can still live!
The female ghost is still willing to show her noble hand, woo woo woo, that’s great, I’m so touched.
"Your satisfaction guaranteed!"
Liu Wu asked cautiously: "Do you have any other preferences? I, I will definitely work hard to find them all for you."
"Wide shoulders and narrow waist...the best ones can be worn without clothes!"
Song Lan thought about it for a while, and felt happy and in a much better mood.
In the distance, Yan Jun, who was studying how to re-establish contact with the underworld, felt something keenly. He raised his head and looked in the direction of the haunted house, his eyes slightly widened.
Who provoked Song Lan again?
Why is the resentment so much stronger? !
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Liu Wu made almost all of Song Lan's requests that were inappropriate.
Not to mention finding a few pretty boys to wear no clothes.
Even if you ask him to take off his clothes and lie down now, he may not hesitate at all.
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As long as the female ghost master can show his noble hand, it will be fine to spare his life.
Song Lan had teased enough people and didn't want to scare him anymore.
With a gentle breath, the ghost that originally trapped the person hit the wall and disappeared in an instant.
"Open your eyes." She whispered.
When Liu Wu heard the sound, his eyelids trembled a few times and he slowly opened them.
When he came into view, a pair of almond-shaped eyes with a slightly playful smile were looking at him.
The girl has a long body and a beautiful face. The moonlight shines on her body, as if she has been given a layer of silver light, adding a sudden coldness. She seems to be a goddess who has descended from the nine heavens to the mortal world. Her eyebrows are indifferent and compassionate, and she is loving. All living beings are alienated from the world.
Liu Wu was stunned for a moment.
So beautiful...
A beauty that makes people jump and surrender.
Song Lan was amused by the silly boy's direct gaze.
There is no obscenity or blasphemy in seeing people's souls, it's just that they are simply dumbfounded and find it even more interesting.
"How's it going? I look like this, the husband of the Liu family is looking at me. Is it good for your eyes?" Her tone was light and airy, as if it was coming from hell, but it was full of jokes, which neutralized a lot of the gloomy feeling.
"F-Sir, female ghost!"
The familiar voice fell into Liu Wu's ears, and he was immediately frightened and his legs weakened.
"Ms. Ghost, please forgive me! I, I didn't mean to offend you... No, no, no, I didn't mean to offend you."
Song Lan raised her eyebrows.
Liu Wu didn't hear the sound for a long time, and he was deep in thought. Suddenly he had an epiphany and hurriedly shouted loudly: "Beautiful! You are even more beautiful than the fairies in the sky! A hundred times more beautiful! A thousand times! Ten thousand times!"
Song Lan sneered: "It sounds like you have seen a fairy in the sky."
She squatted down and whispered in front of people: "You are dishonest!"
Liu Wu suddenly became smart.
After understanding the warning and displeasure in the person's words, he quickly made amends: "Of course I have never seen a fairy in the sky, but in my heart, no one can match your beauty, Lady Ghost!"
Yes, that’s it!
However, why did he feel that the woman just now looked familiar?
After not hearing anyone's voice for a while, Liu Wu became inexplicably bold.
He raised his head cautiously, trying to take a peek at his surroundings.
He was caught off guard and met Song Lan's eyes. He was so frightened that he let out an "ouch" and sat down on the ground.
This time, he could see Song Lan's face completely.
Then he opened his mouth in shock: "You——"
(End of chapter)