Chapter 60 You are my number one general.
Preparing to transform the basic livelihood facilities of the territory, Gu An walked out of the stone hall and used the [Lord of the Cave] skill to check the work status of each goblin.
Ghost goblins patrol the forest.
The fire goblin is here, the ice goblin and the two junior goblins are harvesting [cave fruits].
The miner goblins are digging the [canteen cave].
The [toilet] dug by the fishing goblins is also about to be completed.
These goblins were all normal, and even the fishing goblins didn't "fish". Gu An was very pleased with the thriving scene.
But when he saw the lewd goblin, his whole body immediately became gloomy.
This guy, the lewd goblin, is secretly having sex in the accommodation cave!
Doing this kind of thing during working hours really damages the image of the group!
It's really abominable!
Seeing the shameful scene in the accommodation cave, Gu An was furious and immediately sent a message to yell: [Slutty Goblin! 】
[What are you doing during working hours? ! 】
When the lustful goblin lying on the bed heard the lord's voice, he was immediately frightened and even rolled off the bed to the ground.
It immediately picked up its pants and hid its most beloved book under the stone pillow.
[Report to the lord! 】
[I have been really suffocated these past few days, and I have no energy at work...]
[With a serious and responsible attitude, in order not to affect the quality of my work, I am working hard to solve personal physical problems! 】
The lustful goblin puffed out his chest and explained with a very serious attitude.
The momentum of his righteous words actually made even the ridiculous rhetoric seem reasonable.
After hearing the lewd goblin's explanation, Gu An pinched his brows with a headache.
He suddenly remembered that this guy really had a "mutant characteristic", that is, he had a strong desire for the opposite sex.
If this issue is not addressed, it can indeed affect the quality of the work.
And if he holds it in for too long, this guy's mentality will be distorted. If he attacks other goblins again, the consequences will be serious.
Not only do you have to care about the development of your territory, but you also have to worry about the mental health of your subordinates. Being a lord is really not an easy task.
But how to deal with the "characteristics" of this lustful goblin is really a headache.
In order to obtain more energy, all the previous adventurers have been killed, leaving no survivors.
There are no extra women in the territory now who can help this guy solve his life problems.
Do we really want to let it glue itself all the time?
This will probably only make the desire accumulate more and more, and the goblins all live in the same [accommodation cave]. If other goblins discover this scene, it will probably be a big psychological shadow.
Even if it wasn't for the lustful goblins, just for the healthy development of the territory, we still had to find a way.
How to do it...
Gu An held his forehead and thought for a while, then suddenly his mind lit up and he came up with an excellent idea.
[Slutty Goblin, I am very pleased that you have such a dedicated and dedicated attitude. 】
[But there is absolutely no need for you to solve your personal life problems in this way. 】
[This lord has already thought of a better solution for you. 】
[Later, you take the Thousand-Change Treasure Box, disguise yourself as a human, and head to Aven Town with the ghost goblin. 】
[The ghost goblin is responsible for stealing money. 】
[You are responsible for using the money to buy some clothing, salt, oil and other daily necessities back. 】
[And there should be some custom shops or taverns in Aiwen Town, where you can find some "special services" and vent your anger, so that you don't have to solve it manually in the future. 】
When Gu An was thinking about the life of a lewd goblin, he suddenly came up with this brilliant plan.
There is the magic item "The Treasure Box of Thousand Changes", and the lewd goblin is also a social butterfly.
Used together, the lewd goblins can be disguised as humans, sneak into Aven Town, and then buy a large amount of basic supplies from humans.
These basic daily necessities are all things that cannot be produced in the territory currently. If you want to obtain them, you must buy them from humans, or directly rob human towns. But attacking human towns is very different from attacking tauren.
Although the tauren leader is level 21, the battle is still in the forest, which is the territory of monsters.
Monsters are not good at uniting. Each group lives in separate areas, and each group only has a small number of monsters.
Only then did Gu An seize the opportunity and designed to get rid of the minotaur soldiers and at the same time put the minotaur leader into an injured state, laying an excellent foundation for the goblins to join forces to kill.
But if you enter a human town, the situation is completely opposite.
Human beings live in groups and are so numerous that it is impossible to defeat them one by one.
Moreover, there are Kingdom troops stationed in the town.
Although these knight armies are not strong individually, they are superior in numbers and are good at human sea tactics.
It is not their responsibility to defeat monsters, so these people usually stay in towns and do not actively participate in adventurer missions to kill monsters in the wild.
But the nature of monsters actively invading human towns is different. The kingdom's army will never stand idly by.
This is their duty.
With this lineup of the Adventurer's Guild and the Kingdom's army, even if four mutated goblins go together, there is a chance that the entire army will be annihilated.
Therefore, you cannot rob supplies by force, but you can find ways to outwit them.
Ghost Goblins are responsible for stealing money.
The lewd goblins are responsible for disguising themselves as humans and spending money to buy supplies, so that when they work together, they will not be noticed by humans.
Not only can it purchase basic supplies in bulk for the territory, but it can also solve the personal life problems of the lewd goblins. It can be said to be a plan that has the best of both worlds.
[Lord, you are simply the best Goblin in the world! The first responsible lord! 】
[I didn’t expect that you had already thought of such a wonderful method for me. 】
[Woo woo woo. 】
[You are so considerate of paying so much attention to the life issues of your subordinates! 】
Hearing that the lord was always concerned about his own life issues, the lustful goblin bit his lips in emotion and tried hard not to let the tears of excitement roll out of his eyes.
After enduring it for so long, I finally have a chance to be released!
Unexpectedly, the lord not only cares about the life problems of each subordinate meticulously, but is also willing to take the initiative to make suggestions and help solve them.
For such a wise and powerful lord, there are only two words it can do.
loyalty!
Just one sentence.
Work hard for the lord!
Gu An’s clever choice of words made the lewd goblin’s enthusiasm for territorial work rise to a new peak again.
He nodded with satisfaction at this effect: [You are my number one general. 】
[Your question will naturally not be ignored by my lord. 】
[From now on, the work of purchasing supplies and logging will be left to you. I hope you will not disappoint this lord's expectations. 】
The lewd goblin enthusiastically shouted: [I will swear allegiance to my lord to the death! 】
【Dedicate your efforts to the development of the territory! 】
After finishing the conversation with the lewd goblin, the smile on Gu An's face became brighter and brighter.
These two sentences are good.
In the future, it can be used as the group's slogan and let the goblins chant it every morning to set employees' goals and boost their work spirit.
After solving this unexpected episode, I also got an unexpected reward.
Gu'an will spend the next time officially investing in the infrastructure renovation of the territory's "people's livelihood facilities"...
Brothers, handsome boys, bosses.
Can you give me a ticket?
Can you reward me severely?
(End of this chapter)