Chapter 86 A tauren riding a magic bear! (Two in one, five thousand words!)
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The sunlight is like golden threads, passing through the layers of leaves, bringing a touch of warmth to the dark forest.
Overgrown with weeds, withered branches and leaves, yellow and dark green spread on the ground, forming a beautiful picture.
Under the cover of the big green trees, you can vaguely see the traces of a group of humans rushing on their way, their noisy footsteps accompanied by the sound of crushing grass blades.
"Captain, do you have to rush in such a hurry?"
"I have been taking on tasks these past few days, and the brothers haven't enjoyed daily life for a long time."
A tall, dark-skinned man walked at the back of the crowd.
He was carrying a heavy sword that was nearly as tall as a person, and his broad shoulders looked like a black bear.
This person is one of the members of the Monster Squad, named Kullman, nicknamed "Monster Meat Grinder".
"Enjoying daily life?"
"Okay, you can go ahead and enjoy it, I won't stop you."
"If you can't pay off the debts of the business group, you will be dead. You must enjoy your last moments."
Next to Coleman was a man in his thirties, Heike, the captain of the Monster Team.
The captain was a bit shorter than Coleman, but his complexion was darker, almost charcoal.
Although he does not have an advantage in height, the terrifying momentum exuded from his strong muscles is no less than the tall Coleman, and even more terrifying.
The eyes are a little scarlet and there are many raised bloodshot eyes.
It was obvious from these details that he had not been able to take a good rest for a long time.
Kuhlman on the side was not much better. His expression was full of haggard and fatigue, and he did not look like a high-spirited Silver-level adventurer at all.
The vicissitudes of life made him look more like a drunkard who had been drinking for a long time, and perhaps that was the fact.
"well!"
"damn it!"
"I get angry when I mention this."
"Those stinky bitches in the custom shop are all so mean to death."
"Obviously they are incompetent and can't stand playing. If they die, they still want me to pay for it."
"How can those bastards be worth so much?"
"It's so unfair!"
When the debt was mentioned, Coleman clenched his fists like cannonballs angrily, clenched his teeth, and had a hideous expression, like a hateful beast.
That group of prostitutes in the custom shop, stinky bitches, are even meaner than pigs.
I don’t know how many men have played with me. They are all rubbish. They even asked for high compensation after death. It’s pure fucking blackmail!
Kulman cursed in his heart.
Normally, it's just a girl from a custom shop, it's still a bad thing, it's not worth much money at all.
However, the business group took advantage of the situation and demanded a sky-high price for compensation, which was completely beyond the scope of the silver-level adventurer. They forced him to sign an overlord clause and bear high interest rates.
Regarding this, he was extremely angry and aggrieved, so the abuse in his heart just now actually came from a larger part of his resentment towards the business group.
However, he, a silver-level adventurer, did not dare to offend such a behemoth as the merchant group. The only thing he could do now was to find a way to collect money to repay the debt, and at the same time turn all his anger on the girl from the custom shop.
The same is true for other members of the Monster Team. Although the reasons are different, without exception, they all owe huge debts to the business group, and they are all dishonorable. This can hardly be said to be a coincidence.
"Oh shit!"
"Those refugees in Aven Town are also beasts."
"If you can't stay in your hometown, you'll come to bring trouble to Qiming Town."
"It's just a nest of disgusting flies! It's annoying locusts!"
"They were willing to accept the bounty mission for half the price. They didn't follow the rules at all, and everyone lost money. If it weren't for the protection of the Adventurer Association, I really wanted to kill them all!"
After scolding Miss Customs, Coleman turned around and started complaining again.
He had already been taken advantage of and owed huge debts, but he encountered the "refugee crisis", making it increasingly difficult to make money.
One can imagine the hatred in his heart towards the people who took away his "job". I'm afraid it was no less than his attitude towards monsters, and he wished he could kill them quickly.
"Okay."
"Stop complaining."
"The mission this time is to hunt down the demon fox. This kind of monster is not common. In addition to the mission reward, you can also make some money by the way."
"Be careful when you attack later. Don't beat the monster until it's deformed like last time."
Captain Heike's face was gloomy, and his face, which was already as black as coal, took on a stern look.
The charm fox is an extremely rare monster, the famous "social butterfly" and "rbq".
Its fur can be made into expensive luxury goods, and its body fluids can also be made into popular perfumes. Due to these attached "economic values", it has become the favorite monster for adventurers to hunt.
However, this also led to the almost extinction of the already rare charm foxes.
This time, traces of it were found in the hunting area of Aiwen Town. It must not be wasted. It must be captured alive to fish for oil and water. That's why Captain Heike told Kuhlman to be careful when taking action with a serious face.
"Captain, you are quite lucky to receive the reward mission from the evil fox."
"but……"
"This charming fox is worth a lot, and the employer is offering a high reward. He probably wants to capture it alive and trade it, right?"
"We've scooped up this profit, and I'm afraid the employer won't be able to explain it to us."
The Adventurers Association has become the territory of refugees, and the Monster Team has recently taken bounty missions from the black market.
Among them, the vast majority of high-value bounty tasks are initiated by business groups and then delegated through mysterious people in the black market.
The Meihu was of great value and could issue bounties on it. Coleman subconsciously believed that the employer should still be the business group.
He would inevitably feel apprehensive about taking food from his old employer.
"rest assured."
"This mission was not issued by the business group."
"He's a stupid country bumpkin who came to me with Sister Raya's token."
"According to what that guy said, he lived very close to the forest. The evil fox killed his family. He issued the reward mission out of revenge. He didn't know the value of the evil fox at all."
A sinister smile appeared on Heike's dark face, looking extremely greedy and cunning.
The idiot who came to him with Sister Raya's red panties.
With a standard silly smile on his face, he was obviously a country bumpkin, and by his tone, he sounded like a refugee who had escaped from Aven Town.
Even if he knew the value of Meihu, so what if he issued a mission to capture him alive?
The worst case scenario is that he accidentally killed the evil fox and then refused to admit his guilt. How could a nameless refugee who everyone shouted to be beaten dare to argue with him, the captain of the Silver Team?
The people introduced by Sister Laya are not in person and cannot represent the business group. There is nothing to be afraid of.
Moreover, Sister Raya has said personally that she is the most powerful man she has ever seen and her favorite male favorite.
Would she still be angry with herself because of a country bumpkin?
It’s impossible even to think about!
Captain Heike snorted coldly, secretly laughing at the ignorant bumpkin employer.
If the lewd goblin knew about the second half of the story, he would definitely have to compete with this strong man to discuss his strengths and weaknesses.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"It turned out to be a mission entrusted by a bumpkin. I thought it was a group of old thieves from the business group."
"In this case, there is no need to worry. This time we can boldly make enough money."
After learning the ins and outs of the matter, Kuhlman let out a wild laugh, and his originally haggard and tired expression finally regained some energy.
I take on tasks from business groups every day, but I haven’t dared to make money for a long time.
As long as this charming fox is sold, the money will be enough to pay off a large part of the debt!
This mission is really a surprise. He must have been so unlucky recently that even the goddess can't stand it anymore, so he gave him a lucky blessing!
Kulman rubbed his thick, dark palms, the corners of his mouth raised with obvious cruelty, and his lazy pace involuntarily quickened.
"Captain Heike, according to the markings on the map, the evil fox's lair should be here!"
With the spirit of hurrying, Coleman strode forward to lead the way, and soon came to the entrance of the dark cave.
A girl with a muscular body comparable to a minotaur held a map. After confirming it was correct, she reported to Captain Heike with a sweet smile.
Although her smile is very pure, her biceps are so huge that they are almost ferocious, which makes people unable to appreciate her at all.
"Captain Heike, we all heard the plan of You and Kuhlman just now."
"We can share the money from Meihu equally this time. After paying off the debt, I still have to buy sandbags."
The mighty girl put her hands behind her back and walked up to Captain Heike with playful steps. Then she tilted her head and smiled.
Not only does that appearance not look cute, on the contrary, it looks very scary, or rather infiltrative...
"Anker, you'd better restrain yourself."
"That kind of sandbag is expensive. If you can't get rid of this quirk, even if you pay off this debt, you will continue to be a debt slave sooner or later." Facing the mighty girl who took the initiative to "act like a baby", Heike just said coldly He glanced coldly and walked around after finishing his words.
Because he knew very well what kind of thing this girl was in the mainland.
He has that kind of strange habit that makes even him feel very sick, and he would feel uncomfortable if he got even close to this weirdo.
"There's nothing we can do."
"Only sandbags from business groups are fun to use. No matter how expensive they are, they can't give up."
Being ignored, the mighty girl not only did not feel disappointed at all, but instead showed a weird smile and continued to stay behind Captain Heike.
Her coquettish tone somehow always gives people a chilling feeling on the back.
"well--"
"It's a pity. If we want to capture the fox alive, we won't be able to use all our strength later."
"Such a rare monster would be very cute if smashed into meat patties, right?"
At the entrance of the dark cave, the fat man holding a shield lamented, seemingly feeling very sorry for not being able to kill the monster this time.
"Don't worry, monsters like Meihu are very special."
"Its cave often attracts other monsters. Although the fox cannot be killed, you can enjoy other monsters happily."
Coleman patted the obese man on the shoulder and comforted him with a smile on his face.
"That's right. If there is no main meal, at least there is dessert to eat."
Thinking that there must be other toys in the cave, the fat man's mood finally improved, and then he showed a silly smile similar to that of a lewd goblin.
"Charming fox is not good at fighting. Even at level 15, there is no pressure."
"After entering the cave, don't focus on it. Remember to give priority to other monsters that are attracted."
The charm fox is a special kind of monster. It exudes a strange "body fragrance", actively attracts other monsters to mate, and plays a calming role, making the irritable monsters temporarily gentle.
This also leads to the fact that there will be various monsters in the evil fox's lair. Instead of fighting each other, they will actively line up to enjoy wonderful things together.
Therefore, the biggest difficulty in hunting it is not itself, but the various monsters that are attracted to it.
Captain Heike once participated in the hunting mission of the evil fox and knew these details very well. He issued a reminder before entering the cave.
The three Colemans nodded after hearing this.
After they organized their equipment, they lit the torches and officially entered the dark cave to begin their crusade.
The dark cave was winding and strange, and the weak light of the torch bounced on the uneven stone walls, which was quite powerless in the face of the endless darkness.
The Monster Team is the strongest Silver Team in Qiming Town, and its three members are all level 19 adventurers.
Captain Heike is the most powerful, already approaching level 20, and is only one step away from the golden adventurer.
Since they are all extremely "muscular men" and open and close when fighting, the formation is relatively loose, with everyone maintaining a certain distance from each other, forming a parallelogram-like formation.
Coleman and the obese man were at the front, one holding a giant knife and the other holding a large shield, responsible for opening the way.
When they reached the third passage, there was a sudden noise in front of them, which was obviously the footsteps of a monster running.
"The thorn-headed demon pig."
"Everyone, please stop doing it and let me do it!"
Deep in the cave, three or four fat demon pigs covered with spikes ran out of the shadows, their scarlet eyes particularly ferocious.
When the obese man saw the running monster, his face instantly became excited, and his already tiny eyes were completely narrowed into two lines because of his silly smile.
He bravely moved forward with a large shield in hand, and with just one blow, he knocked a spiked demon pig to the ground with a loud noise.
The dust was flying, and the thorn-headed demon pig's flesh and blood were blurred, almost turning into a meat pie. Part of its body was stuck to the thick shield, which looked very disgusting.
However, the obese man seemed to enjoy this feeling very much. Not only did he not dislike it at all, but he continued to wave his shield and smashed the other demon pigs into "sauce" shapes.
"It's so cool!"
"It feels so good to smash a monster!"
"These disgusting things!"
"More, more, more!"
The obese man looked like a madman when he saw the splattered flesh and blood. Even though the monster was dead, he still held a large shield and ravaged the corpse, hitting it with blow after blow. It was completely venting, or in other words, enjoying...
[Ho ho ho! 】
All the thorn-headed demon pigs were killed, and the sound of hitting the rock wall echoed in the dark passage. Suddenly, another group of monsters ran out from the front.
"Fat man!"
"Watching you kill monsters makes my hands itchy!"
"Leave this wave of man-eating cats to me!"
Facing the attacking cat-shaped monster, Coleman's eyes flashed with a fierce look, and with a ferocious smile on his lips, he rushed forward with a giant knife in hand, fearing that others would take away his "whetstone."
Dang, Dang, Dang!
Kulman rushed into the man-eating cat, just like a giant bear charging. His thick arm swung the giant knife and hit the monster's head, making a crisp sound.
It was obvious that the giant knife had a sharp edge, but he had to hit it with the back of the knife. It was obvious that he was deliberately killing in the most painful way.
Coleman, the obese man, and the former vice-president all like to use almost inhumane methods to torture weak monsters.
This situation is very common among adventurers.
After all, as an adventurer, you have been fighting monsters for a long time, making money with your life on the line, and have experienced killing since childhood. In this environment, there are only a few people who can maintain their normal nature.
Just like veterans on the battlefield, they will have some mental illness to some extent.
Moreover, business groups, kingdoms, and adventurers' associations are all forcing these "mercenaries" to continue to incite themselves. These huge pressures are like a surging tsunami.
If they were under the constraints of the law, they might be forced to endure.
But there are monsters in this world.
Killing monsters is legal.
Slaying monsters makes you a hero.
Killing monsters can make you a stronger adventurer, even across levels.
Once an outlet appears, the darkest parts of a creature's heart will be completely exposed.
In this case, the adventurer vented all his resentment and pressure on the monster, and his heart had already become twisted.
Violence, like an incurable virus, is spreading crazily among adventurers and can no longer be contained.
"That's it?"
"It's simply not enough!"
After killing all the man-eating cats, Coleman's eyes were already bloodshot, and the excited smile on his mouth was simply scarier than the monster.
The warm-up was over, and he had just entered combat mode. At this time, all the muscles in his body were dancing, and he could not suppress the excitement in his heart.
The girl from the custom shop died because of his almost lunatic state.
"Brother Fatty, Brother Coleman, you are all so happy."
"The next monster must be left to me!"
The muscular girl's eyes were bright, she was licking her lips greedily, her sweet smile was almost weird, and the ferocious muscles on her arms had begun to twitch with excitement.
[What a fierce King Kong Barbie. 】
[Since you want more monsters, I, the lord, must satisfy your wishes. 】
[Slutty Goblin, take your cavalry and let the show officially begin! 】
Gu An was in the stone hall deep in the cave, using the [Lord of the Cave] skill to observe several adventurers entering the territory.
This is the first batch of high-quality customers who came to support us after the implementation of the "Customer Attracting Plan". It is of great significance and we must give them the best experience.
The bait has been set, everything is going according to plan, and now comes the moment when the show begins.
The "sunny" smile on Gu An's face at this time was much brighter than the "sweet" smile of King Kong Barbie.
Evil people will be punished by evil people.
Adventurer crazy?
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【Jiejiejiejie! 】
After receiving the order from the lord, with a sinister laugh, the lustful goblin rode a magic bear and slowly walked out of the shadows, followed by a group of "monster armies" of different shapes.
"It's a minotaur!"
"Why is it riding a magic bear!"
"Wait a minute, there seems to be a girl among those monsters!"
"Isn't that the elves?!"
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