Chapter 88 Your Mother’s
[Ghost Goblin, Lewd Goblin. 】
[Those adventurers have now left the cave, and you two are lurking behind the group of humans. 】
[There may be scenes that require you to appear next. 】
Under the surveillance of the [Lord of the Cave] skill, Gu An saw that the Silver Team had left successfully.
According to the plan, he immediately sent a message and ordered the goblins to set off now and follow the group of humans as preparation for the "additional drama".
But what's special is that this "additional scene" is different from all previous plans, and even he is not sure whether it needs to be staged.
The reason why the goblins were sent out to prepare in advance was just in case.
Because this was specially designed by him to deal with "human greed", and "greed" is the most uncontrollable factor in the world.
It is precisely because we cannot judge accurately that we have to make two preparations.
Gu An leaned on the stone chair, his eyes were somewhat deep, and he stared blankly into the distance, with a strange smile on his lips.
"Human nature."
"This is the most unbelievable and unbelievable thing."
"After all, I am also a greedy person..."
…
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in the forest.
The Monster Team finally got rid of the monster army and came to a safe place to take a breather.
"call--!"
"It's such a close call."
"Those monsters were really crazy. They chased them so fast and tight. They scared people to death."
Under the big tree that blocked the sky and the sun, the muscular girl covered her hard chest, slightly raised her mouth, and put on a "pretty" weak posture, and then leaned towards Captain Heike.
"roll!"
"I don't want you to break my spine."
Captain Heike ducked away from the muscular girl's "loving hug", his eyes full of disgust and contempt.
Although it was a good thing for a girl to throw herself into his arms, the woman in front of her could easily break your spine.
Even Captain Heike didn't dare to accept this kind of "welfare" easily.
Besides, the person he likes is a "charming woman" like Sister Raya, not the ultimate pervert who beats human sandbags every day.
"Alas, Captain Heike is not gentle at all."
"Girls are so proactive, but you still have the heart to refuse."
The plan failed. The King Kong girl put her hands behind her back and stared at her toes, pretending to be very "injured" and delicate.
What a pity.
Captain Heike is so strong, it would definitely be nice to break his bones.
Captain Murder failed for the 500th time, and King Kong Girl felt a little disappointed.
"What time is it? Do you still have time to play around here?"
"We are the first ones to discover the Elf girl!"
"The entire adventurers in Qiming Town are staring at this mission. Everyone knows how tempting the elves' bounty is."
“The top priority is to find a way to deal with this matter first!”
Coleman scolded the King Kong girl not to continue playing pranks, reminding everyone that the most important issue right now is how to deal with the Elf girl.
Everyone owes huge debts to the business group. If they want to turn over in one fell swoop, the quickest way is to win the high bounty from the elves.
The adventurers of Qiming Town have been searching for the Elf girl for so long but found nothing.
Now the opportunity appears in front of them. This is simply a gift from God and they must seize it.
However, the Charming Fox's cave has attracted a large number of powerful monsters. If you want to break in and rescue the elf girl, you can't do it with the strength of the Monster Team.
The only way is to notify other Silver Teams to come and help.
But in that case, if other silver teams join in, the benefits will definitely be divided equally, and the money received will be greatly reduced, and it will not be enough to exchange for the debts of the merchant group.
Since ancient times, profit distribution has been the most test of human nature and reason, not to mention that the Monster Team is a group of desperate people who are already hungry.
They are not willing to give up the benefits they have obtained, but they have no way to defeat so many monsters by themselves.
Faced with the dilemma of choice, they couldn't help but fall into deep thought. After a long period of silence, the fat man took the initiative and said: "Captain, in this situation, we will definitely not be able to solve the problem of the elves with our strength alone." girl."
"If you can't help it, call the other Silver Teams to help. Earning more or less is money. It's better than nothing."
As soon as his words came out, everyone else's eyes were focused on him.
"You owe the least money and have the most money in hand. You must feel that it doesn't matter if you earn less."
"But what should everyone do?"
"We all discovered the news about the Elf girl together. Do we have to sacrifice the three of us to help you and the other Silver Team?"
Coleman's eyes were cold, his tone was full of questions, and he could tell he was a little angry.
King Kong Girl and Captain Heike didn't speak, but their frowns and cold eyes were obviously acquiescing to Kuhlman's statement.
"Don't misinterpret my meaning.
"I'm just talking about the matter, it doesn't matter how much money I owe."
"You have seen how many monsters have gathered in the cave. If we don't notify the other Silver Teams, we will have to give up this mission, and we won't get a penny!"
It is definitely more cost-effective to make money than to make no money.
From the most rational point of view, although the obese man may have some selfish motives, his opinions are completely fair and impartial, and seem to be the most normal solution to the current situation.
But other people don't think so.
They feel that obese men are completely sacrificing "collective interests" to seek a way out for themselves, and naturally they will not agree with this distribution method.
Having aroused public outrage, the obese man did not dare to say anything more. After explaining a few words, the atmosphere fell into silence again.
"Oh shit!"
"The other Silver Squads also owe money."
"At worst, just pretend that you don't know the news about the Elf girl, and no one will make any money."
Coleman was impatient and saw that no one could come up with a better solution, so he put forward an extreme view.
Now every powerful adventurer in Qiming Town is under the control of the business group. They are burdened with debts of varying amounts and all are in urgent need of money.
If you can't take this mission alone, you won't be able to get enough money to repay the debt.
Since we can't solve our own predicament, it's only fair to let everyone sink into the sea of misery and continue to work hard!
Kuhlman's suggestion was extreme, even ridiculous.
However, the King Kong girl on the side not only did not object, she actually nodded and said: "I also agree with Brother Kuhlman's statement."
"If we call in other Silver Teams, and a dozen or so people share the bounty from the elves and the benefits brought by the fox, then everyone will get very little money."
"I estimate that there are almost only two ordinary tasks that bring benefits."
"In this case, there are so many monsters in the cave, why do we have to go through such a thankless effort to fight to the death? Why not take advantage of this time to take on other bounty tasks."
"Anyway, it was an elf girl who died. What does it have to do with us?"
There are a large number of high-level monsters gathered in the cave. Even if the Silver Team is dispatched together, it will take a lot of effort to deal with them, and they may even be injured.
Although the injury will not be serious, it will still delay the progress of the task in the next few days and affect the speed of making money.
The King Kong girl felt that the benefits were too small and the risks were too great, so she was unwilling to join forces with other Silver Teams to rescue the Elf girl.
[Lord, it’s just as you expected. 】
[This group of humans are now having a dispute over issues of interest and have decided to hide Miss Luca’s whereabouts. 】
The ghost goblin lurked in the forest and heard clearly everything the strange team was thinking and arguing about, and reported it to the lord truthfully.
【The human heart is not enough for a snake to swallow an elephant. 】
[The additional drama prepared by this lord was not in vain after all. 】
Gu An was in the stone hall, enjoying Tia's service, but this time he was not just feeding fruits, but feeding unicorns. After hearing the ghost goblin's report, he shook his head very deeply in response, and pressed Tia's head lower.
Sure enough, nothing escaped his expectation.
Human greed is a bottomless black hole that will swallow up and tear apart anyone with illusions.
The elves did offer a high reward for finding Luka, but his goal was to lure all the powerful adventurers in Qiming Town to conquer the territory.
To achieve this goal, the reward alone is not enough, and more benefits are needed as "weights."
Fortunately, Gu An had expected this and had already thought of "reasons to save people" for the adventurers in advance.
Under his orders, the lustful goblin disguised himself as an elf male through the [Thousand-Change Treasure Box], and then slowly walked out from the woods.
rustle.
rustle.
It kept approaching the strange force team, shuttled through the grass, and caused bursts of noise.
"Since no one has any more opinions, then..."
"Something is coming here!"
The Monster Team was still having a heated discussion. As soon as Coleman was halfway through his words, he noticed a strange noise in the grass in the distance.
Monsters are everywhere in the forest. It is very likely that the monster is approaching, waiting for an opportunity to attack.
He held the big sword, the fat man raised his shield, and the King Kong girl sneaked up behind Captain Heike.
Since they were not sure whether it was a monster or an adventurer on the way, everyone did not rush to take action. Instead, they first distanced themselves from the grass and quickly prepared for battle.
"The guy in the grass!"
"If you are an adventurer, just say something, otherwise I will chop him down!"
Coleman raised the giant blade high and hung it above his head, deciding whether to slash downward based on the response of those approaching.
[Are you adventurers in Qiming Town? 】
The lewd goblin responded in the grass, and the four members of the strange team were all stunned after hearing it.
"Captain, what kind of bird song is this?"
"Doesn't it sound like a monster?"
Coleman frowned, confused, and turned his head to ask Captain Heike.
"This seems to be the language of the elves."
"It's very similar to the adult in the business group."
Captain Heike was very shocked that he could still encounter elves in such a remote area.
If he hadn't met the adult in the business group, he wouldn't have been able to tell what language this obscure and blunt pronunciation was.
"That elf friend in the grass."
"We are the silver adventurers of Qiming Town. We have no malicious intentions. Please feel free to come out."
After confirming the identity of the visitor through language, Kuhlman put down the giant blade and his tone became much more relaxed when speaking.
In Qiming Town, the largest business group was invested and established by the elves, so it is natural to maintain a respectful and kind attitude towards people of this race.
"I'm sorry, everyone."
“I was so nervous that I accidentally spoke my native language.”
"Hello, I am an Elf adventurer from Kulaku. We all have the same profession."
"I just came to this place and accidentally got lost. Fortunately, I met you guys. Otherwise, I really don't know how long I would have continued wandering around."
Under the gaze of everyone, the lustful goblin walked out of the grass while talking, with a warm smile on his face, just like a humble and polite handsome boy.
With such a natural performance, who would have thought that this guy's true identity is a goblin who likes to giggle?
"Whoa whoa whoa!"
"Those long ears are so handsome!"
"This is my first time seeing the elves!"
Seeing the handsome "beautiful boy", the King Kong girl immediately showed her starry eyes in excitement, held her chin in her hands and ran over.
"Girl, don't get excited! Don't get excited!"
"I can't stand those muscles of yours!"
The King Kong girl trotted over, just like a gorilla in heat. Even the lustful goblin who liked females the most couldn't accept this kind of enthusiasm and could only back away with an embarrassed smile.
"alright!"
"Don't cause trouble!"
"Don't scare this elf friend!"
Captain Heike stepped forward, grabbed the King Kong girl's shoulder with his black palm, and pulled the nympho back with force.
The number of elves is very small and very rare. To be able to appear in such a remote area is definitely not a simple person.
Especially for the adventurers in Qiming Town, when meeting people of this race, they should try to be respectful as much as possible without offending them.
Of course, this has no conflict with not saving the female elf captured by the monster.
After all, maintaining respect is just a matter of honor, but putting oneself at risk is a matter of one's own vital interests and should not be discussed together.
"Friends from the elves, don't be offended."
"This woman's brain is not normal and she is prone to nymphomaniacs, so don't worry about her."
An ugly smile appeared on Captain Heike's dark face, showing two rows of big white teeth, which looked very abstract.
"It really shocked me."
"I thought the girls here were so...enthusiastic."
The lustful goblin covered the back of his head and pretended to be embarrassed. There was no flaw in his realistic acting skills.
"Oh right."
"You just said you were an adventurer from Qiming Town, right?"
"What a coincidence. I just want to go there to find out some information."
The lustful goblin seemed to suddenly think of something, and then clapped his hands excitedly, his face full of excitement.
"Are you going to find the elf master from the business group?"
"We are going back to the town now, so we just want to go together."
The smile on Captain Heike's face became stronger and his tone became more attentive.
The elf in front of me is going to Qiming Town. Maybe he is a friend or relative of the businessman.
Help him lead the way, maybe you can get a few good words, and there may be a chance to delay the debt matter, but you must not neglect it.
"ah?"
"You have misunderstood."
"I don't know the business master you are talking about."
"It's just that the sister of the saint of our clan was lost nearby, so we went to Qiming Town to find out about her."
Upon hearing the news, Captain Heike stiffened, his mouth twitched involuntarily, and his head was buzzing.
What? !
The missing elf girl is actually the sister of the elf saint? !
Damn it!
The high-level bastards of the Adventurers Association didn't even explain such a big thing clearly!
"The elf girl disappeared in the forest near Qiming Town."
"Saint Alia is highly concerned about the issue of her tribe members being exiled, and hereby sends a notice to invite local adventurers to assist in the investigation."
Your mother’s X!
This kind of mission report is so official, I thought it was just a simple diplomatic assistance type mission!
Who would have thought that this is the sister of the Elf Saint!
I almost ruined my big event!
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(End of this chapter)