Chapter 187 The rich lady’s method of urging updates?
Cheng Lu was shocked when she heard this outrageous request for the first time, but who told Jiang Miao opposite to really save the company money?
So Cheng Lu picked a few novels and told them:
"Do you know that green city with the largest female channel? Their CEO and his wife are called the Two Saints of Guanmen.
Their president rides a small tricycle to work every day. Their company is on the first floor of the community, and his tricycle is parked together with the community tricycles that others collect.
A CEO who makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year just from selling copyrights alone has to bring his own mobile phone to weigh the food when he goes out to buy vegetables, for fear that he will be shortchanged by 20 cents from the vegetables!
The most outrageous thing is that an author begged him to stop messing with the website and do a market survey questionnaire first. As a result, the president confidently replied that he had no money to do the questionnaire!
And it is said that the salary he pays programmers is a price that is so low that the industry cannot believe it! ”
Good guy, good guy, no wonder this website has been stuck and crashed every few days. This thing is terrible. Programmers will not dare to write his resume on their future job-hopping resumes, right?
After all, it seemed embarrassing to say it out loud. . .
"Also, there was a male video author who wrote online articles before and made 20,000 yuan a month. He thought he was pretty good. But then a reader of his article told him that he followed the routine of this author's online article. Make money, more than one million a month..."
Good guy, good guy, this author can't break the defense? !
"Also, there is a very famous author of the female channel who stopped updating. Do you know why? Because she went out with her best friend to have a drink at night and the two of them kissed and had sex!
Then the next day she woke up confused, her best friend confessed her love, and then asked for leave in the post, saying that she was thinking about her own orientation and couldn't calm down so she couldn't update. ”
Wow, some authors are crazy about life novels!
"Also, there is a male video author who wrote about crime, but it turned out to be very realistic. He was reported by netizens, but the police found out that he was really a criminal, and he burst into tears behind bars. The novel has not been finished yet. ! ”
Damn it, is this really a novel based on reality?
In reality, the author's huge melons are even more ridiculous than in the novel. Jiang Miao eats them like a good guy.
So she quickly applied for the job, planning to transform into a melon field and eat until she was full!
Newcomers are here, and most of the editors of the female channel are girls who have graduated from the Chinese Department. The overall atmosphere is good, but some are not familiar with each other.
Jiang Miao waved her hand and gave each of them a small tiramisu dessert.
With just a small dessert, the girls would be completely conquered, so soon the editor Zhu Xiaoyue and Jiang Miao became familiar with each other in the seat next to her. I couldn't help but said to him angrily:
"Hmph, I'm really pissed off. That Milk Tea Sweet Rabbit who writes like a snail every day doesn't care that she writes very little, but she actually stopped updating for me!
I went to urge her, but she said that she now has a rich sister who supported her and made her rich overnight, and she would never update her again in this life!
Which rich woman kept her? So irritating! Don't let me know who did it! ”
Jiang Miao:…………
Ah, this, this, then I'm really sorry.
Editor Zhu Xiaoyue was cursing beside her, while Jiang Miao was silently eating an apple, not daring to speak at all. Finally he said carefully:
"How about I help you get an update by the way?"
Anyway, now that I am the top editor of a novel author, why don’t I rely on my authority to update the novels I want to read every day?
Let her see which lazy author gets up without coding?
Take a small leather whip and lock him in a small dark room to beat him!
"Urge the update? Haha, you are thinking too much! No one in this world can do it!"
Speaking of this, Zhu Xiaoyue, as a senior editor, simply looked resentful.
Alas, Jiang Miao, a young man, was too naive when he first entered this industry.
There is nothing more difficult in the world than debt collection, and that is debt collection!
"Don't say it's me, even the CEO of Lvkou City can't do anything with these broken pigeons!"
It is said that the CEO of Koukou City had a headache because he had too many authors. He once dreamed of buying a residential complex, locking all the authors in, and punching in with fixed updates every day to let the authors out of the community.
As a result, those pigeons from the female channel were down there haha. He said that as long as they had food and drink, they would never go out in their lives! After all, who doesn’t like to be lazy? It’s nice to stop updating for a while, but keep updating——
Always great!
Jiang Miao:………………
Ah, you King Pigeon writers are really going too far!
Jiang Miao felt that this was not possible. These pigeon kings were happy, but the readers and editors were left scratching their heads, scratching their heads, and scratching their heads and lungs as they watched the plot come to an abrupt end.
"No, I'll take care of this! I will never allow an author under me to stop updating!"
Zhu Xiaoyue chuckled, not believing it at all.
This newcomer to the online writing profession has never experienced any setbacks!
If she can make these king pigeons who are always off-duty stop cooing, then Zhu Xiaoyue will take her last name!
Jiang Miao went ahead and bought a robot to remind the intelligent specialist. Then import all the author information that is insufficiently updated every day.
From morning to night every day, including birthdays and important holidays, she sends sincere greetings as editor and a hundred words of update greetings.
However, she soon discovered that even if her robot said the words to urge her to wake up, whether it was a humble prayer or an explosion of anger, it would still have little effect.
Some authors still reply anyway, and some authors, like that abominable Milk Tea Sweet Rabbit!
After reading the text message, I pretended not to see it and never replied! But the Douyin account is still enjoying videos!
And he actually left a message under the video blogger urging for updates, which is simply too much!
At first glance, it is the crown prince of the perennial king pigeon! Just stew her into pigeon soup!
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
It seemed that sincere greetings didn't work, so Jiang Miao quickly pulled the author who updated every day into the group, and said ruthlessly and indifferently:
"As long as you meet the update requirements every day, you can sign in directly on my robot to receive red envelopes. There will be updates every day, and they will be refunded if updates are interrupted, and they will be doubled on holidays!
As for the amount distributed, you can see for yourself! ”
She didn't believe it. She, such a rich woman, could make her small life go by, so she couldn't let these pigeon writers hold their heads down and write for her!
When the authors who joined the new group saw what editor Jiang Miao said, they all started laughing. It is said that the new editor will be driven crazy by the pigeon author who interrupts updates.
It wasn't until an author finished writing an update and clicked on the robot to check in that he finally made a fuss.
【! ! ! There are really red envelopes to get, and the red envelopes are updated every day and doubled.
One hundred one day, two hundred the next day, and three hundred add up. How about seven more days? You can get seven hundred on the seventh day! ! ! 】
【? ? ? Damn it, I got it too. Isn’t this the Shenhao system I wrote that has come into reality? OMG, I need to bind the sign-in writing system now! 】
【Oh my God! If there is such a good thing, then I can make the editor poor in one breath! 】
"Don't worry, you won't be poor."
Who makes her rich? The amount distributed every day is just a little interest on bank deposits.
To urge updates, of course you still have to give real rewards. Those hateful Milk Tea Sweet Rabbits and other pigeon kings, of course, have to come back and update for the sake of money!
Of course, if that still doesn't work, she will have to spend money to hire a few professional reminders to come to her home to make reminders...
Anyway, if there are so many tricks, there must be one that works, right?
As for the effect, I haven't seen it for the whole day. Zhu Xiaoyue asked about it, but he immediately shook his head, thinking it was even more impossible.
However, Jiang Miao is not in a hurry, and is planning to start recruiting a new career as a professional reminder. However, this will not delay her from getting off work on time to go home for dinner.
When I got home today, my grandma was sitting on the sofa, seemingly waiting for her. Seeing her coming back, Mrs. Fu pulled Jiang Miao to sit down and announced:
"I have decided, I want a divorce! I can't live this life anymore!"
Gua,,, I can only say that some of it is true and some of it is exaggerated. Some are also available online. Please don't substitute reality.
(End of chapter)