Chapter 241 The countdown to the end
Soon the Fu family was in a frenzy. Jiang Miao watched with relish for a while, and then asked the security guards to kick the family out.
Although I really wanted to eat some melon, it was my grandma's wedding after all, so it wouldn't be good if it was too big.
So Jiang Miao had to give up the melon with regret, but soon she found that the wedding venue was more interesting.
Especially when grandma threw the bouquet, all the girls hid behind in fear, and no one wanted to catch the bouquet.
It’s so funny that you can’t hold on to this bouquet. Whoever gets married will have to get married. They have to be tied up and neither free nor single. How is this allowed?
These little rich ladies are all rich, beautiful, and have little puppies chasing after them and begging for tips. Is it hard for such a single rich woman to have a hard time? Why do you have to go through all the hard work of love and bind yourself to a man?
Seeing this situation, all the elders were stunned, and then shook their heads with a wry smile!
Alas, this society is really different!
But soon, the bouquet fell into Qin Xing's hands.
He didn't know that with his skill, he wouldn't be able to hit him if he didn't want to catch it. After Jiang Miao saw it, she started to boo:
"Oh oh oh, you are going to get married next! We are no longer single nobles, hahaha, someone needs to take care of it!"
Qin Xing saw Jiang Miao laughing heartlessly, sighed and shook her head, and quickly said meaningfully:
"It doesn't matter, I really hope someone can take care of me."
Looking at these two young people, Gao Chunhua sighed and shook his head. When will she, her granddaughter, finally be enlightened?
Not knowing that grandma was worried, Jiang Miao continued to feed the piglets in the cafeteria after watching the fun.
But just when she was cooking at noon, several aunts nearby quietly told her that Manager Wang had been so angry a few days ago that she was looking for him everywhere with a big iron pot.
"But Xiao Jiang, tell me, you are the same. Why can't you find a reason why you want to say that grandma is getting married?"
This sounds outrageous, doesn’t it?
Jiang Miaozhen didn't know what was wrong with this, but she waved her hand to show that she didn't care.
What does it have to do with her whether the leader is angry or not? If you are emotionally unstable, it is recommended that you see a psychiatrist!
She is just a worker and is not responsible for the emotional problems of the leader.
The aunts were dumbfounded by these words, and they all gave Jiang Miao a thumbs up.
Jiang Miao was fearless. After finishing her meal, she put her hands in her pockets and walked to catch the wind. After all, she was eager to continue listening to the gossip.
"I'm really speechless. You know what I told you last time, that handsome anesthesiologist? He was suspended due to complaints!
Nowadays, these patients, if they don’t tell them they have a problem, they have to blame the doctor if something goes wrong! ”
Seeing how angry Zhou Lingling was, Jiang Miao asked a few more questions, so Zhou Lingling poured out beans from a bamboo tube:
"A male patient couldn't do anything after anesthesia. He was so necrotic that he was imprisoned. Then he became so angry that he complained that it was the anesthesiologist's problem, and then it was determined to be a medical malpractice.
This is indeed a side effect of anesthesia, but you have to talk about it. If you don’t talk about it, who will know that something will happen to you if you don’t fall down for three days? ”
It would be wrong if you didn’t say it! Did he still think that after being anesthetized once, she would suddenly acquire supernatural powers and enjoy herself secretly?
"These patients are simply outrageous. That day I gave an old man an injection. After the injection, my colleague got up and accidentally touched the wall and turned off the light. Then the old man yelled that I had blinded him and insisted on complaining to me!
I turned on the light for him, and he said he could see, but that didn't stop me from blinding him for a second. . . "There is also the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology. A female patient came and said she had a stomachache, but she was not allowed to check, draw blood, or palpate. So what do you think of this?" My mother-in-law wanted to complain, but she finally agreed to have a CT scan. It turned out that she was five months pregnant, so she kept it secret.
Good guy, I later found out that this wife’s husband had been abroad for a year and a half, and she had been wrapping her abdomen with a bandage. Because her mother-in-law came to accompany the doctor, she never dared to say anything. . . ”
Good guy, this is really a good guy!
"Also, sometimes in the obstetrics and gynecology department, a man comes with a baby and says that he held the baby wrong, and the DNA test is not his, so what else can our doctors say?
We can only say professionally that we can only guarantee that the child belongs to the mother. . . ”
Wow, if the obstetrician and gynecologist quits his job, he might as well start selling melons online, guaranteed to make money!
"But when it comes to obstetrics and gynecology, I have to say that the technology in obstetrics and gynecology now is basically the same as it was decades ago!
Look at the duckbill forceps, they are so big, and the egg retrieval needle is longer than your arm! Are you afraid? ”
At this point, as a female doctor, Zhou Lingling couldn't help but complain.
"You know female contraceptive pills, right? Don't they have a lot of side effects? During the development process, male contraceptive pills had the same side effects as female contraceptive pills, so the research and development was abandoned.
Medical science is advancing so fast now, but women’s gynecological examination and delivery are still the same old methods. I really get angry just thinking about it!
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And you know what? All surgical and medical research focuses on men's health, so after surgery, women's mortality and complication rates are higher than men's. ”
After Jiang Miao heard this, she couldn't believe it!
But after she checked the reports about birth control pills, she found that such an outrageous thing was actually true!
So whether women are using contraceptives or giving birth, in short everything that is centered around sex and carrying on the family line, women have to bear all the side effects, right?
After hearing this, Jiang Miao couldn't bear it anymore and immediately slammed the table. He clenched his fist and said firmly:
"No, our medical technology related to women must also be developed and updated!
In this way, when I come back, I will establish a women’s medical research center! ”
Isn't it really difficult to develop a miracle drug? At the very least, it can reduce the pain of using duckbill forceps and egg-retrieval needles, reduce the pain of women during childbirth, and research specific drugs for women. Isn't this really a difficult thing? ?
In the final analysis, this kind of thing was just because they didn't want to do it before and deliberately ignored it.
Investing billions to develop a substitute for duckbill pliers is not a matter of minutes!
When Jiang Miao said this, Zhou Lingling was startled. After she reacted, her head was covered with black lines and she was speechless:
"We're not sisters, we're just joking. Don't get carried away!
How much does it cost to invest in scientific research funds? Maybe it was embezzled by someone from the foundation, right? It’s better to invest money in them than in college students! ”
With just Jiang Miao's salary, she wasn't sure whether she would be able to eat well, so she might as well save money.
Jiang Miao also listened to the advice, nodded seriously, and then said:
“Don’t worry, I won’t donate money, I can just do it myself.
But you are right. I can directly donate a female research building to the university's medical school without even hiring anyone! Cheap, hassle-free and efficient!
Thank you Zhou Lingling, you really gave me a good idea! ”
Zhou Lingling:? ? ?
Preparing for completion~